"I didn't bring my driver's license! What do you want?" I sneered.
"Didn't bring it?" The big cap was taken aback, thinking that there are still people who drive without a driver's license? But it would be better if he didn't bring it, even if he did, it would be of no use to him. So he said: "Parking indiscriminately, without a driver's license, a fine of 200 yuan! Otherwise, the car will be impounded!"
"Fine? All right, you can issue me a receipt." I said flatly.
"Receipt?" Big Block was stunned again. Why is it so bad today? Usually, no one asks for a receipt for fines. But he had an idea and said: "If you want a receipt, it's four hundred!"
"Four hundred? That's fine, just open one for me!" I said without changing my expression.
"What?" The big block thought that he would not want it just to scare him, but he didn't expect that four hundred would be okay? If I knew it was four thousand, it would scare him to death.
"What's wrong? You don't even have a receipt!" I asked.
"I've run out of receipts! Take out the two hundred yuan, or you won't be able to leave!" The big cap got corny, and started to play tricks.
"Really, that's fine. I don't have any money in my pocket, come home with me to get it!" I nodded and said.
When the big cap heard that I gave in, he immediately smiled. Without saying a word, he opened the back door and got in. Said to me: "Let's go! But don't play tricks! Otherwise, I will be impolite!"
"What tricks can I do as a student!" I pointed to the schoolbag on the co-pilot and said.
When the big cap saw it, he was immediately happy. The guy turned out to be a student, so that would be easy. So he relaxed his vigilance, waved his hand, and signaled him to drive.
Originally, I wanted to teach this counterfeit a lesson, but because I was in a bad mood, I drove the car directly to the police station.
"Where do you live? Why is it so far away, and you haven't arrived yet?" Big Cap asked impatiently.
"It's here!" I slammed the car, and the big cap was caught off guard, and it hit the front windshield all of a sudden.
"Damn it! You are looking for death!" Big Cap was knocked dizzy and said angrily.
I picked up the collar of the big cap and pulled it out of the car door like a chicken.
Da Gai struggled twice, but found that he couldn't get free at all, he was startled, and panicked, "What are you going to do!"
"You'll find out in a while." I entered the police station with a big cap.
Seeing that I was going to take him to the police station, Big Block became quieter and stopped struggling, as if he was ready to watch a good show.
I didn't care, walked straight into the police station, threw my cap on the ground, and said to the policeman on duty, "Report the police, I've arrested a fake policeman!"
Now this big cap is completely limp!
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When I got home at night, my dad discussed with me to take some time off on weekends to go to the home of He Xiyuan in Yanhe Village, Zhendong Township.
Just as I was about to agree, I suddenly remembered that I had to go to Ye Xiaoxiao's house early in the morning, so I said, "Dad, our class teacher asked me to go to her house tomorrow."
"The head teacher is looking for you? Why is he looking for you? Tell me, did your kid cause me trouble at school again?" My dad immediately thought of something bad when he heard that the head teacher was looking for me.
"Dad, I'm a study committee member now!" I said angrily. What kind of father is this? He was all smiles when he asked me for a condom, but when he heard that the head teacher was looking for me, his face became faster than a Transformer.
"That's right! Our son is now a class cadre, and the head teacher must be looking for him to discuss work!" My mother said to me: "Old Liu, you need to change your thinking. Our Liu Lei is different from when he was in junior high school. Don't always look at things from the same perspective as before, okay! Our son is no longer the last student with problems, but now he is the number one student in the whole school year. Tell me, how much face has our son earned you?"
When my father heard my mother say this, he immediately felt embarrassed and said: "Yes! Yes! The teacher must be looking for my son to discuss the class work. Look at my short temper! If this is the case, Leilei, you go to the teacher's place tomorrow, and then we Go to Yanhe Village the day after tomorrow!"
Nothing to say all night. The next morning, I got up in a hurry. I have always been punctual. After a few mouthfuls of food, I went downstairs. Since they had already discussed with their parents yesterday, they didn't ask any questions.
Came to ICBC, started the Jetta directly, and drove to No. 4 Middle School. From a long distance, I saw Ye Xiaoxiao standing at the gate of the school looking left and right, and raising her wrist to watch the time from time to time.
There are still twenty minutes before the appointed time, and this Ye Xiaoxiao came early enough.
Get off the horn.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at it, but didn't care.
"Beep... beep!" I pressed it twice again.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at the Jetta not far from her in disgust, feeling a little disdainful in her heart. Seeing this car parked on the side of the road for no reason, and there are no other cars around, just honking there, isn't that crazy!
Seeing that Ye Xiaoxiao still didn't notice me, I had no choice but to open the car door, spread my hands and said to Ye Xiaoxiao: "Miss, did you forget your glasses?"
Ye Xiaoxiao was shocked when she saw me get off the car suddenly. Hearing my question, she said inexplicably, "Glasses? What kind of glasses? I don't usually wear glasses!"
"I mean, I have honked the horn twice, but you still haven't seen me! There are only two possibilities, one is that your eyesight is not good, and the other is that I am air." I stretched out a One hand, waved in front of Ye Xiaoxiao's eyes and said.
"I hate it! Who knew it was you, I thought someone's broken car ran wild at the school gate!" Ye Xiaoxiao bit back and said.
"..." I was sweating like crazy! If this woman wants to die unreasonably, you have nothing to do.
"Get in the car." I made a gesture of invitation.
"Why do you want to get in the car?" Ye Xiaoxiao said, glaring at me.
"Okay, tell me where your home is, I'll drive there, and you run with the car." As I said that, I opened the door and prepared to get in the car.
"Wait." Ye Xiaoxiao gave me a blank look, opened the co-pilot's door, and got in.
I smiled helplessly and started the car.
"Where is your home?" The car had been driving for a while, but Ye Xiaoxiao was still silent, so I had no choice but to ask.
"I didn't eat breakfast." Ye Xiaoxiao didn't even look at me, and said loudly to herself.
"..." I was extremely depressed, what does it have to do with me if you didn't eat!
"I didn't eat breakfast." Ye Xiaoxiao saw that I didn't speak, thought I didn't hear, and said it again in a louder voice.
"Oh." I said.
"I'm hungry." Ye Xiaoxiao reacted when she saw me and continued.
"Oh." I said.
"What's wrong with you, you're deaf!" Ye Xiaoxiao shouted angrily.
"Oh, I wasn't deaf just now, but this time I was deafened by you." As I spoke, I rubbed my ears pretendingly.
"You... you're really good!" Ye Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said angrily. After finishing speaking, she felt that she was inexplicable, why would she be angry with a student? The most ridiculous thing was that she actually told them that she was hungry. Thinking of this, Ye Xiaoxiao couldn't help but feel a fever on her face.
I looked at Ye Xiaoxiao's little face, which gradually turned red until it finally looked like a dragon fruit, and asked strangely, "Are you hot?"
"Yes! It's going to be hot." Ye Xiaoxiao said angrily.
"Oh, good." I turned on the air conditioner in the car casually, and the cold wind blew out from the lily leaves.
"You're sick! Turn on the cold wind in winter!" Ye Xiaoxiao yelled angrily after being shaken by the cold wind.
"Miss, you are not finished. I turned on the air conditioner because you said it was hot." I was also a little angry. Isn't Ye Xiaoxiao making trouble for no reason? She was treated like a little sister, and I had already kicked her out of the car.
"That's what you asked me!" Ye Xiaoxiao quibbled.
"..." I shook my head, turned off the air conditioner and said, "Forget I didn't say anything."
For a long time, neither of us talked, I was too lazy to argue with a little girl, I was really upset these few days, not to mention being harassed by that Huang Youwei, and I missed little girl Xu, even driving a car can meet a fake policeman! It seems that in the future, I need to be more high-profile, find a few bodyguards and attendants, these small things can't always be done by myself.
"You..." Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Ye Xiaoxiao thought I was angry, and just about to speak, I slammed on the brakes and parked the car on the side of the road.
"Get out of the car!" I said to Ye Xiaoxiao lightly.
"What are you doing?" Ye Xiaoxiao was taken aback, seeing that I was about to drive her out of the car, she realized the seriousness of the matter, hesitated for a moment, and said pitifully, "I'm sorry, I played a little temper just now..."
"Oh." I nodded.
"Then don't drive me out of the car." Ye Xiaoxiao said softly.
"Oh." I remained expressionless.
"What's the matter with you, I'm begging you humbly, what else do you want? Get out of the car as soon as you get off, what's the big deal! Hmph!" Seeing that I was indifferent, Ye Xiaoxiao said angrily.
"Miss, are you still hungry?" I pointed to the big signboard of the restaurant by the side of the road and said, "Get out of the car and go have breakfast."
Ye Xiaoxiao looked up at the signboard on the side of the road, and then realized that she had been tricked, but she had no choice but to give me a hygienic eye. Ye Xiaoxiao also didn't understand, why she always lost every time she quarreled with him, could this person be her nemesis
"Welcome, who are you?" Miss Yingbin asked Ye Xiaoxiao and me with a smile.
"You don't know how to check it yourself!" Ye Xiaoxiao was already full of anger, but at this time, it just happened to this unlucky welcome lady.