"Whatever, I just kindly remind you, believe it or not." I dropped a sentence and said nothing more. I buried my head in eating the steamed stuffed bun. To be honest, this steamed stuffed bun is really unique. Zhao Yanyan and I ate here once, and got a voucher of 200 yuan. We never had the chance to come again. Just now, Ye Xiaoxiao was clamoring for breakfast , I stopped by and came here. To be honest, I woke up in the morning and was afraid of being late for the appointment, so I didn't eat much, so I took a few bites casually, and I was really hungry at this time. After wolfing down a few steamed buns, I picked up the teacup containing special wheat tea and was about to drink water when I found Ye Xiaoxiao who was sitting opposite was raising her head and staring straight at me!
"What are you looking at?" I asked strangely looking at Ye Xiaoxiao who had the same nympho expression.
"Ah..." Ye Xiaoxiao finally came to her senses, and said in a panic, "It's nothing."
"Aren't you hungry, why don't you eat?" I pointed to the food on the table that I had wiped out more than half of it.
"Oh." Ye Xiaoxiao picked up a small steamed bun, put it near her mouth, and bit down. I was about to stop it, but it was too late, the soup in the steamed bun spurted out, covering Ye Xiaoxiao's body.
I shook my head, I am really inexperienced, there is no one who eats buns like this, this kind of steamed buns should be served with a plate, if she eats it like this, it would be strange not to mess with it. I reached out and took a napkin and handed it to Ye Xiaoxiao who was at a loss, and said, "Wipe it."
Ye Xiaoxiao took the napkin, didn't bother to thank her, and quickly wiped her pants, but the steamed bun oil was not so easy to wipe off, not only did it not wipe off, but expanded the area! What made Ye Xiaoxiao embarrassed was that all the oil was sprayed on her private parts by coincidence. From a distance, it looked like the place where the oil had been cast was wet. Ye Xiaoxiao rubbed it for a long time but saw no effect, her face flushed red with anxiety.
Of course, all of this was seen by me. I didn't want to take care of her at first, but I couldn't bear to see her pitiful appearance, so I said, "Take off your coat and wrap it around your waist."
Ye Xiaoxiao was overjoyed when she heard the words, and hurriedly followed suit. As if eating hot, he took off his coat very naturally and tied it around his waist.
After Ye Xiaoxiao learned a lesson, she said nothing and stopped eating. I really don't understand that she made such a table of dishes, and finally ate a mouthful of steamed stuffed buns. Isn't this sick
In desperation, I had to call the waiter to check out.
"Hi sir, you have spent a total of 338 yuan. Here is your bill, please have a look." A waiter came over and said neither humble nor overbearing.
"I have a voucher of 200 yuan here, and I'll give you one hundred and thirty-eight." With that said, I handed the voucher to the waiter, and took out another 200 yuan from my wallet.
"I can't tell, you're quite rich! You spent more than three hundred for breakfast! It's almost as much as my monthly salary!" After the waiter left, Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at my wallet and said.
I sweat! What do you mean I am rich, you ordered everything on this table! But he said on his mouth: "Isn't this an invitation to someone...!"
Ye Xiaoxiao was overjoyed when she heard that, she didn't expect me to continue, "If you invite Zhao Yanyan, you can go directly to Shangri-La."
"You! Huh!" Ye Xiaoxiao stood up coldly.
I took the change from the waiter, caught up with Ye Xiaoxiao who was walking in front, and whispered to her, "The back is wet too."
Ye Xiaoxiao let out an "ah" and immediately subconsciously covered her buttocks. Because the clothes around the waist can only cover the front, not the back.
I laughed and walked out. It was only then that Ye Xiaoxiao realized that she had been tricked again, because how could the steamed stuffed bun soup be sprayed behind the corner.
"Liu Lei, I'm going to kill you!" Ye Xiaoxiao said through gritted teeth.
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"Where is your home?" I started the Jetta, and asked Ye Xiaoxiao who was still sulking in the passenger seat.
"Government staff compound." Ye Xiaoxiao glared at me and said angrily.
"What? Government staff compound?" I didn't call out when I heard the anger: "Why didn't you say it earlier? The direction is reversed!"
The government worker's compound is not far from Grandpa Zhao Yanyan's house, and since she came out of No. 4 Middle School just now, she has been running in the opposite direction, and this Ye Xiaoxiao knew she was going wrong, so she didn't say a word.
"I thought you knew!" Ye Xiaoxiao, knowing she was wrong, defended in a low voice.
I know? I know where to go.
Fortunately, the traffic in 1995 was smooth and not too crowded. If it takes another ten years, people on the avenue will go faster than cars.
"Is your neighborhood quite high-end!" I said as I got on the elevator.
"Correct me, it's my parents' house." Ye Xiaoxiao said.
"Are you independent?" I asked.
"Not yet." Ye Xiaoxiao said.
faint. I really don't understand what this girl is thinking!
Ye Xiaoxiao's family lives on the fourth floor, which is quite a good floor from the perspective of the overall height. It can be seen that Ye Xiaoxiao's father's administrative position is definitely not low, at least he must be a person at the level of the director to be treated like this .
Ye Xiaoxiao rang the doorbell, and after a while, a female voice came from inside: "Who is it!"
"Mom, it's me, open the door!" Ye Xiaoxiao said.
After a while, I heard a "click", and the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman stood inside. Although there were many years of vicissitudes and wrinkles on her face, it could be vaguely seen that she must have been a woman when she was young. beauty.
The eyebrows of the middle-aged woman resembled Ye Xiaoxiao, but she was not as pretty as Ye Xiaoxiao.
"Mom, this is..." Ye Xiaoxiao was about to introduce me behind her, but before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Ye Mu.
"Oh! I know that, you must be Xiaoxiao's boyfriend! This is the first time Xiaoxiao has brought a boy home! Young man, where are you going?" Mother Ye looked at me with ambiguous eyes, smiling happily Said.
"This... Auntie, you misunderstood, Ye Xiaoxiao and I..." I quickly explained. I'm sweating! What kind of mother is this? I've never seen her like this, and she recognizes outsiders as her son-in-law as soon as she comes up.
"Hehe, I understand, I understand! You young people are small-faced, and I am embarrassed to admit it. Being a friend is sneaky, in fact, what is it, what is the age now, and it is not the past! What can young people hide when they are in love? It's normal for unmarried people to live together!" Mother Ye waved her hand.
I spun 360 degrees and fainted. These words don’t seem to come from the mouth of a girl’s mother. Isn’t this instigating the child to commit a crime