Along the way, according to Xu Ruoyun's instructions, I parked the car in the open space in front of the teaching building. As soon as I parked the car, a BMW 3 Series car parked next to me.
"Honey, that seems to be his car." Xu Ruoyun pointed to the BMW next to me.
"Don't care about him, we should do whatever we want." I comforted Xu Ruoyun.
"Yes." Xu Ruoyun nodded obediently.
I took out the car key and got out of the car. Xu Ruoyun also stepped down from the co-pilot seat.
At the same time, the owner of the BMW just got out of the car and was a little surprised to see Xu Ruoyun. She looked at me and my car beside her again, and raised the corners of her mouth in disdain.
I don't care, to be honest, I think Santana 2000 is very cool to drive, which makes me feel nostalgic. It's about the same feel as my original Jetta.
"Ruoyun, who is he?" The owner of the BMW car asked Xu Ruoyun directly without giving me any face.
"It has nothing to do with you." Xu Ruoyun said lightly.
"I'm just kindly reminding you, don't be fooled by others. His car cost more than 200,000 yuan. Do you also associate with people of this status? Besides, the comfort of this car is far worse than that of a BMW. !” said the owner of the BMW.
The owner of the BMW finished speaking, and before Xu Ruoyun could speak, he turned to me and said, "Young man Zhou Yu, this man who drives a Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! Even someone of your class wants to pick up girls. Come again if you can afford a BMW! It’s not shameful to come out to pick up girls in a low-end car!”
BMW? Hehe, I smashed one once. But I don't have the time to waste my tongue with such a self-righteous idiot. I smiled and took Xu Ruoyun's hand, and said softly: "Little Yunyun, why are the students in your school so poor?"
"Then let's just ignore him." Xu Ruoyun looked at me with tenderness, not paying attention to that Zhou Yu at all.
Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and watched Xu Ruoyun and I leave.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yu was so angry that he punched Santana 2000.
"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu howled like a wild wolf, and his whole body trembled suddenly, his hair stood up one by one, emitting blue smoke.
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"Honey, I seem to have heard Zhou Yu's cry, what's wrong with him?" Xu Ruoyun asked curiously.
"Probably enjoying a free perm." I grin evilly.
You idiot, I knew you'd take my car out, and this time I'll blow you up.
On my Santana 2000, Du Xiaowei installed a new anti-theft system. After it is turned on, if the car body is hit hard, a high-voltage current will be released in an instant. I activated the anti-theft system just now.
"What is a free perm?" Xu Ruoyun asked strangely.
"You'll know when you see him." I smiled.
I knew that Zhou Yu would definitely not let it go. Sure enough, when Xu Ruoyun and I were standing by the elevator and waiting for the elevator, we saw Zhou Yu running over aggressively.
Zhou Yu's hair stood up one by one, just like the American soldiers in Street Fighter.
"Honey, how do you know he's gone for a perm?" Xu Ruoyun didn't know the truth of the matter, which made her even more strange.
I smiled and didn't answer.
"Oh, isn't this classmate Zhou? You are really good at playing cool, and you made yourself into such a cool look in such a short time!" I said without waiting for Zhou Yu to speak.
"Damn it! You fucking cunt!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and yelled.
"Why am I shady? Who am I shady?" I asked intentionally.
"You fucking fuck me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"How did I piss you off?" I asked back.
"You beat me with a car!" Zhou Yu said.
"I said classmate Zhou, I left before you, how could I use the car to charge you? My car died or turned into a Transformer? Have you read too many fairy tales or have you gone crazy after watching cartoons?" I laughed road.
"I... I smashed it, and it shocked me." Zhou Yu told the truth in a hurry.
"Look, it's right! Who told you to owe it yourself? I said why it doesn't charge others, but you!" I said innocently: "If you feel unconvinced, you should go back and look for it, you look for me What are you doing? If you are awesome, can you smash it!"
"You... hum! Damn it, you asked for it yourself! Don't blame me for being rude!" Zhou Yu stomped his feet, turned and left.
"Husband, why did he go?" Xu Ruoyun saw Zhou Yu leaving suddenly, so she asked.
"I don't know, maybe I'm looking for death." I shook my head helplessly.
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"Fuck you!" Zhou Yu threw a big brick at the windshield of Santana 2000 with great effort.
"Beep, the automatic rebound system is activated..." Santana 2000 called twice rhythmically, accompanied by the flashing red light...
"Bang"! With a bang, before Zhou Yu could react to what was going on, Brick was bounced back and slapped Zhou Yu's face firmly, smashing his nose and face swollen.
This time, Zhou Yu has learned how powerful this awesome car is, and cursed angrily: "Stinky boy, fuck me, I will never end with you." The more Zhou Yu thought about it, the more angry he became. But dare not continue to do it again.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu had an idea, his grandma, I can't touch you, only my bad habits disgust you!
Zhou Yu looked around and saw no one around, so he quickly took off his pants, aimed at the front of the Santana 2000, and started to pee.
"Beep, the humidity exceeds the standard, the automatic drying system is activated..." After the Santana 2000 still rang twice, the red light flashed...
"Aw~~!" Zhou Yu felt a scorching air rush towards his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and jumped a long way. Unfortunately, the little brother had been burnt out. a blister.
Zhou Yu was so angry that he couldn't care less about continuing to destroy the Santana 2000, so he quickly put on his pants, got into his BMW, and drove towards the nearby hospital.
At this moment, I am flirting with Xu Ruoyun in the classroom, imagining Zhou Yu's unlucky appearance in my mind. This Santana 2000 is equipped with a professional anti-theft system developed by Xu Qingwei when he was bored, and has not been tested yet.
But no matter what, I never thought that Zhou Yu would be such an idiot, pissing on my car... Otherwise, I would really cramp from laughing...