Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel

Chapter 347: What does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot (below)

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"Which fucking onion are you, you dare to take care of my brother's good business." Guapi youth pointed at Zhou Yu.

"Let go of her, you dare to make trouble in Beichen!" Zhou Yu said with a dignified appearance of a superman.

"What's wrong with us here? It's none of your business?" Za Mao rolled his eyes and said.

"Hmph, I warn you, don't make fun of your own life, my patience has a limit, don't make me angry!" Zhou Yu said coquettishly.

"Patience? Limit? Brothers, this idiot thinks he is the savior?" The green-haired man said angrily.

"Since you are looking for death, then I will not be polite!" Zhou Yu bouncing up to Lumao in the shape of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, raised his hand and hit him.

Lumao gently pushed Zhou Yu's hand away, and then said to the others: "Brothers, this is forcing people to seek death, punish him!"

After finishing speaking, the melon-piped youth and Miscellaneous Mao also surrounded him, punching and kicking Zhou Yu.

"Don't hit me..." Zhou Yu howled.

"You are the one who dares to come out like a bear? Save the beauty like a hero?!" The melon skin youth kicked.

"You made a mistake... stop it! It's not me..." Zhou Yu had no choice but to beg for mercy: "Didn't that boy Wang Di tell you clearly, let you fix that kid, I am the hero who came out to save the beauty... Ah, don't beated… "

"Husband, what did he say?" Xu Ruoyun also understood what was going on in front of her. It turned out that these three little hooligans were all recruited by Zhou Yu.

"They're acting." I said solemnly.

"Oh." Xu Ruoyun didn't understand why Zhou Yu asked someone to beat him, but it had nothing to do with her, Zhou Yu loved whatever.

"Fuck! Are you guys happy?" Zamao asked.

"It's cool! It's really cool! Let's go!" Lu Mao said.

The three left Zhou Yu, who was like a pig, and left the scene of the crime.

From a distance, I saw these three people approaching Du Xiaowei's Dodge Ram, Du Xiaowei casually threw an envelope to them, and the three of them nodded and left.

I smiled knowingly. Du Xiaowei did a good job. Otherwise I might have to do it myself. Now it has nothing to do with me.

"Oh, isn't this classmate Zhou? What's wrong with you?" I asked pretending to be kind.

"I... I... Impossible!!!" Zhou Yu couldn't figure out why those three people turned against each other temporarily

"Oh, it's so pitiful." I shook my head and said to Xu Ruoyun, "Let's go, let's go to eat. It seems that classmate Zhou won't be able to get up."

I took Xu Ruoyun's little hand and got into Du Xiaowei's Dodge Ram together.

"Serena, it's a good job!" I said with a smile.

"It's a small matter, hehe." Du Xiaowei laughed.

"How did you find out about their plot?" I asked curiously.

"I was lying in the car with nothing to do, and suddenly I saw these three boys sneaking around there. Anyway, I was idle, so I went to put these guys in the car, a little After some tricks, these boys were recruited, so I doubled their wages, and they turned against each other." Du Xiaowei explained.

"Hahaha! This Zhou Yu is unlucky enough, he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot." I laughed.

"It's more than that, this kid picked up a brick and smashed the car and slapped himself in the face. He pissed on your car and roasted the penis!" Du Xiaowei was also amused. The scene of Zhou Yu smashing the car just now happened to be caught by him. Saw.

When Xu Ruoyun heard Du Xiaowei say that word, she blushed, but tried not to laugh.

Seeing Xu Ruoyun's appearance, I coughed twice and said to Du Xiaowei: "Be careful of the influence, don't say anything." After all, Xu Ruoyun is still a girl with a thin skin.

However, this Zhou Yu is too fucking funny, right? ! Smash the car? ! Pee? !

Zhou Yu was sent to the hospital by Wang Di who came late, and was bandaged. Fortunately, there was no internal injury, but some skin trauma, but even these made Zhou Yu terribly painful.

"What's going on! Didn't you agree? I beat them and they pretended to be invincible. Why beat me to death!" Zhou Yu said angrily.

"I don't know, they promised well, why did they change their minds temporarily?" Wang Di couldn't figure it out either.

"These bastards are really fucking unreliable." Zhou Yu said angrily, "By the way, are you going to the fundraising meeting this afternoon?"

"Of course I went! How could our whirlwind duo not go for this kind of famous opportunity, maybe we can get the favor of beautiful women!" Wang Di said.

"Yes! Yes!" Zhou Yu suddenly said excitedly: "You said that we will invite Xu Ruoyun and the man next to her to participate in the fundraising meeting in the afternoon, and then we will see how poor he is with no money, wouldn't it be... Hehe!"

"Is he poor?" Wang Di asked.

"How much money can a Santana 2000 make!" Zhou Yu said.

"That's right. I guess he's a master who doesn't know what to do with a little money." Wang Di nodded.

"Then it's a deal, when the time comes, we'll use money to squeeze him and make him quit! With our family backgrounds, he can't compare to exhaustion!" Zhou Yu said proudly.

"Okay, I'll go and prepare some money, this time I'll beat him to death with the money, and vent your anger!" Wang Di said.

"Well, prepare more this time, just in case. Although that kid doesn't look like a rich man, I'm afraid that he will save face and fight to the death." Zhou Yu said.

"Don't worry, I won't let you down this time!" Wang Di said, "I'll be home in a while, and bring all the lucky money my family gave me over the past few years!"

"Okay, I'll go get ready too." Zhou Yu nodded.

…

"Husband, how much do you think we will donate this afternoon?" Xu Ruoyun asked.

"What do you think? I agree with how much you want to donate." I said indifferently.

"Then can I donate 5000?" Xu Ruoyun asked.

"Donate 10,000, it will be considered as doing something good for the people in the disaster area." I laughed.

"Good husband! I know you are the best!" Xu Ruoyun kissed me on the cheek.

"See if you're happy, what's the benefit of donating too much?" I laughed.