"How dare you!" Yang Mei stood up and stared at me: "If you don't go, what will Zheng Shaopeng do if he takes advantage of me!"
"Aren't you afraid that I, Jenny, will be cheap?" It's not that I really don't want to go, to be honest, I really want to join in the fun.
"Anyway, it's all taken by you, so it's cheaper for you!" Yang Mei said.
"No way... I just glanced at the photo..." I fainted.
Early the next morning, Zheng Shaopeng came before eight o'clock, and Yang's mother kept praising him for his diligence and his career.
Seeing Yang Mei in front of him, Zheng Shaopeng wanted to show off his talent, so he said modestly, "The early bird gets the worm!"
"Early bugs are eaten by birds." Yang Mei said without even looking at him.
"Uh... that's right, that's right! That's the truth, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimps." Zheng Shaopeng said self-righteously.
"You idiot." I cursed in my heart, but on the surface I said: "Brother Zheng is indeed a good-looking talent, that Wen Si is like a diabetes insipidus!"
"That's right!" Zheng Shaopeng immediately had a good impression of me when he heard what I said, nodded and said, "Diabetes insipidus is a bit exaggerated, but it's true that my writing is endless like diarrhea!"
After Yang Mei heard this, she glanced at Zheng Shaopeng with some disgust, but Zheng Shaopeng thought that he had finally attracted the attention of the beauty, and continued to show off his literary talents: "Brother, I suddenly had a sudden inspiration. I want to compose a poem on the spot. What do you think?"
"Brother Zheng still has this talent, but he is a prostitute!" I purposely made the word "prostitute" a little unclear. But Yang Mei understood, and burst into a smile.
Seeing Yang Mei smiling, Zheng Shaopeng thought he had attracted her, and said triumphantly, "I can't say that you are a poet, let's make do with a poet!" Officials from other places, that's not a good word! But what poets mean is poets!
Yang Mei couldn't help laughing when she heard Zheng Shaopeng admitting that she was a poet.
"Xiao Zheng, do it quickly, your uncle and I have learned a lot!" Although Yang's mother is interested in Zheng Shaopeng's money, she doesn't want her son-in-law to be too stupid. , very happy.
"Brother Zheng, let's all listen!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to watch how this guy made a fool of himself.
"Ahem! Then I'll write a poem in the style of Li Bai!" Zheng Shaopeng cleared his throat, and pondered for a while:
Today's weather is so sunny,
Yang Mei and I went to Ocean Plaza,
There are so many fucking fish in the square,
It makes me and Yang Mei really fascinated!
"Pfft..." I almost spit out the water I just drank. This is also called poetry! Damn, return to Li Bai's style, let Li Bai hear it, why don't you jump out of the coffin and strangle you to death!
Yang Mei couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing.
Winning a smile from a beauty is hard to find! Zheng Shaopeng thought he was talented, but when Yang Mei fell in love at first sight, she also smirked.
Mother Yang's expression was weird. Although she didn't know how to compose poetry, she had heard several of Li Bai's poems. Isn't Zheng Shaopeng's poems too different? But Yang's mother smoothed things over and said, "Not bad, not bad, it rhymes quite well!"
"That's right, I was the representative of the Chinese department back then!" Zheng Shaopeng began to brag, since no one would investigate his history anyway.
Zheng Shaopeng also expected that I would definitely go with him today, and he also knew that if he didn't let me sit in his car, Yang Mei wouldn't either. So he simply drove a Jinbei Bread, which seemed a little more magnanimous.
When Yang's mother saw it, she really praised Zheng Shaopeng for being generous and broad-minded.
On the other hand, Yang's mother favored Zheng Shaopeng even more, and changed two cars in the past two days. It seems that his family is not ordinary rich!
The tickets for Ocean Plaza are naturally paid by Zheng Shaopeng. Although each ticket is only more than 100 yuan, it costs more than 800 yuan for five people. I don't care about money, but I can't buy a ticket for 2B either.
Zheng Shaopeng asked Yang Mei's family to come to Ocean Plaza just for a reason. In fact, as the locals of City D, they have seen it a long time ago, and they are not very interested. Only me, who has never been here before, looks at these oceans with great interest. biology.
"Brother, I think you're a good person, let's discuss something with you." Taking advantage of Yang Mei's inattention, Zheng Shaopeng came to my side and whispered.
"What's the matter?" I asked, and continued to look at the fish.
"Give Yang Mei to me, how about I give you 10,000 yuan?" Zheng Shaopeng tempted me.
"Oh, how can I give it to you? I just want to, but Yang Mei doesn't agree!" I asked with a glance at him.
"Yang Mei's side is my business, you just need to quit." Zheng Shaopeng said.
"That's all right, you can give me the money." I secretly smiled in my heart, silly, I have nothing to do with Yang Mei, so you can catch up if I give it to you? No matter what, I will cheat you for 10,000 yuan first.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Shaopeng took out a bundle of banknotes from his suit with a "whoosh" and handed it to me.
I was a little stunned. As expected of a nouveau riche, I have so much money on me!
I took the money without guilt and put it in my arms. Although I am not short of money, I don't want it for nothing.
"Brother, since you have collected the money, tell me about Yang Mei's hobbies, such as what does she like to eat?" Zheng Shaopeng began to get up.
"Oh, no problem, what do you like to eat? She likes to eat seafood." I looked at the marine life in front of me and said nonsense.
"seafood?"
"Well, yes, then, like this...a giant squid..." I pointed to a sea creature that looked like a giant squid in front of me and said, "You bought it for her and made it for her, she must like it!"
"Really? That's great, I'm especially good at cooking!" Zheng Shaopeng nodded, then pointed at the strange squid-like fish and shouted to the staff in the restaurant: "Waiter, how much is this seafood per catty? "