I followed Shui Ling'er and walked towards the village with her. And that Godzilla classmate kept staring at me behind me, holding a spear made of a broken wooden stick.
I thought to myself, just hold it up, it's clear from your appearance that you just don't believe in Shui Ling'er, you still want to win the heart of a beauty like you? Go dreaming.
"What's your name?" Shui Ling'er asked as she walked.
"Liu Lei." I don't need to make up a fake name to deceive them, and I also believe that it is impossible for them to know my identity.
"Liu Lei?" Shui Ling'er was a little surprised after hearing this: "It doesn't seem to be the name here!"
"Yes, I've said it all, I'm from far away!" I said.
"So that's the case!" Shui Ling'er nodded.
Seeing me and his sweetheart whispering in a low voice, Godzilla didn't like me even more. He just waited for the patriarch to stab me to death when he returned. Of course I ignored him, and I still talked and laughed happily with Shui Linger.
The Akata village is not far from where I appeared, and the few of us walked there in about ten minutes. This is a very simple village head. Most of the houses are piled up with mud and hay, and they are located in groups of three or four on a relatively high hill.
Shui Ling'er led me to a relatively luxurious thatched cottage, and I knew this must be the residence of the patriarch.
"Father, I brought back a guest!" Shui Ling'er said to a middle-aged strong man inside after entering the room.
I took a look at the environment in the house, it was very simple, not even the necessary furniture, all the people were sitting on straw mats.
Beside the middle-aged burly man, sat an old man with a white beard, obviously he might be an elder or something.
"What guest, I think he is a spy of the Xixibi tribe!" Godzilla said urgently.
After Godzilla finished speaking, the patriarch frowned immediately. I cursed in my heart, what an idiot, of course I listened to my daughter, you are a fool, I don’t know if the leader hates a silly X like you when he speaks!
"Father, he's not a spy of the Xixibi tribe. He's a traveling merchant from far away. He lost his way after being looted by the dark tribe!" Shui Linger also glared at Godzilla in dissatisfaction.
Godzilla is upset about this, but the one in front of him is the patriarch, and the other is the patriarch's daughter, who is also his sweetheart, so he didn't dare to say anything, so he had to vent his anger on me: "Why don't you kneel down when you see the patriarch? Kneel down quickly!"
I sneered in my heart, you are a bird, giving orders for the patriarch, the patriarch didn't even say anything, what kind of garlic are you pretending to be!
Sure enough, the patriarch waved his hand lightly and said: "He is not from the clan, so he doesn't need to kneel when he sees me!"
Then he glanced at the old man beside him and asked, "Elder Hu, what do you think?"
"Patriarch, I don't think he is a spy sent by the Xixibi tribe!" Elder Hu said slowly: "The Xixibi tribe understands the habits of our tribe very well, and knows that everyone in our tribe is familiar with it, and it is impossible for outsiders to mix it up." Come in! Moreover, even if they want to send someone into our interior, it is impossible to send someone with such a strange costume that people can tell them apart at a glance!"
"Well, not bad!" The patriarch nodded: "I think so too!"
After listening to their analysis, I sighed secretly, don't you know what counterintuitive tricks are? Do you not know what it means to do the opposite
"Okay, come here, show the guests a seat!" the patriarch ordered.
Godzilla agreed with great reluctance, then fetched the most shabby straw mat and threw it under me.
Godzilla's actions made the patriarch and Elder Hu feel very embarrassed, and their impression of this mindless warrior was reduced by several points.
It doesn't matter to me, I just sit on everything.
After I sat down, Elder Hu looked at me and asked, "What tribe are you from?"
"Huaxia!" I replied.
"Huaxia?" Elder Hu shook his head after hearing this: "I haven't heard of it, it must be far away!"
"It's really far away, that's why I got lost!" I nodded.
For the tribe that rarely contacts outsiders, my arrival made them feel very fresh, so the patriarch decided to host a banquet to entertain me.
It was almost noon now, and most of the people in the tribe had returned, so with the order of the patriarch, everyone started to get busy. After a while, an open-air banquet is about to begin.
To my relief, they are not the primitive stone age people I imagined. The food is also roasted before eating, and the corresponding seasonings will be brushed on it.
The banquet started. There were no long-winded leaders' speeches or ceremonies. Everyone sat down according to the prestige in the tribe.
The patriarch greeted some prestigious people of the tribe to sit beside him, and I also sat on the chairman as a guest. What makes me feel strange is that some of the women here actually have their breasts around, while others are naked!
Since they are surrounded, it means that they still have a sense of shame, but why is only one of them surrounded? Moreover, as the patriarch's daughter, Shui Ling'er has not covered her breasts, which makes me puzzled!
Looking at Godzilla's gaze on Shui Ling'er, I feel uncomfortable. Damn, it's not your thing, what are you looking at!
Although I don't think that a beautiful girl like Shui Ling'er must be mine, at least it makes me feel awkward being looked at by others!
I looked at the perverts around me, shook my head, then took off my coat and put it on Shui Linger's shoulder. Although some parts of Shui Linger are very tall and straight, my body is of course much wider than hers, so the coat wraps her tightly.
Shui Ling'er saw that I put the clothes on her body, her face turned red, and her two lips were bitten together. I was really baffled by the excited and struggling expression.
Are you so moved? Didn't it just put clothes on for you? This is what a gentleman in the 21st century should do! However, although Shui Linger's expression was very excited, she still asked me to help her fasten the buttons of her clothes.
Of course, I touched her tits indirectly, but I promise I didn't do it on purpose.
After finishing all this, when I was about to enjoy a large piece of barbecue in front of me, I suddenly found that the audience was extremely silent! I looked up, my good fellow, everyone was staring at me and Shui Linger without blinking their eyes!
Especially the bird man Godzilla, whose eyes are about to burst into flames!
What are you doing, don't you just put a dress on her? Even if you do something good, you don’t need to pay so much attention to me, right? Isn't it fashionable for the tribe to help each other
Or did someone find out that I sneaked around Shui Ling'er Mimi? I saw Godzilla's expression and thought it was very possible! Looking at Shui Ling'er's shy expression again, I thought to myself, it's bad, this girl must have sensed my obscene behavior, and her expression made everyone think that I was playing a hooligan on her!
I was just about to say something to smooth things over, but I don't know who it was, but they actually took the lead in applauding! One person took the lead, and most of the people present followed suit.
At this time, the patriarch stretched out his hands and made a downward pressing movement, and the people present immediately became quiet again!
"Shui Ling'er, have you decided?" The patriarch looked at his daughter and asked lovingly.
"Hmm..." Shui Ling'er blushed and nodded slightly. Not daring to look at my father, I almost buried my head in my coat!
"Okay, since Shui Ling'er has decided, we can go to celebrate the auspicious day and hold a wedding!" The patriarch nodded and said.
At this time, Godzilla suddenly jumped out, stood in the field, and shouted: "I don't accept it! Shui Ling'er can't marry him. If Shui Ling'er marries the most powerful man, it will be Arkata in the future." patriarch!"
Alas, self-inflicted crimes cannot live! Future patriarch? You said these words in front of the patriarch, is it clear that you want to usurp the throne! Wait, who is Shui Linger going to marry? How can I not know? Could it be that I was in a daze just now and didn't hear who the patriarch betrothed his daughter to
It's a pity that such a beautiful girl is going to marry a barbarian. To be honest, I quite covet her.
Sure enough, the patriarch's face darkened, and he said coldly: "Then you mean, you are the future patriarch, right? I must marry my daughter to you, right?"
"Yes!" Godzilla said with his chest raised.
I really have no IQ! Can't you hear what the patriarch said was ironic
"Good, good, good, good!" The patriarch was so angry that he said four good words.
"Since you agree, then I request a duel with him!" Godzilla raised his eyebrows and pointed his spear at me and shouted loudly.