What the hell agreed to fight me? I looked at the Godzilla classmate in the field, you must be brain-dead, right
The patriarch was also so angry that Godzilla almost vomited blood. What's so good? Why can't you understand what's going on? I said hello and you thought you were so good
But the patriarch doesn't know me well. Although the union in the tribe doesn't emphasize any kind of marriage, at least the husband of his daughter can't be someone who is nothing, right? Thinking of this, the patriarch nodded slightly and said: "Okay, Godzilla and the guests from afar will perform a martial arts competition for us, but don't hurt each other!"
What about me? I froze for a moment, seeing everyone looking at me, which made me feel a little baffled.
"Me?" I pointed to myself in astonishment, and asked Shui Ling'er beside me, "Why does this guy want to compete with me? Your father actually agreed to him?"
Shui Ling'er looked at me the same way, with a flustered expression: "Because he likes me too, although my father betrothed me to you, according to the rules of the tribe, he can challenge you!"
"Your father betrothed you to me?!" I opened my mouth in surprise? Obediently, Long Didong, what is your custom? Seeing foreigners want to lure them to stay
At this time, an older middle-aged woman next to me saw my surprise, so she explained to me: "Don't you know the customs of our tribe?"
"What custom?" I was baffled.
"Unmarried girls always expose their breasts. When a boy expresses his love for a girl he likes, he will help the girl wrap her breasts around. If the girl doesn't refuse, it means that she I accepted the boy's love!" The middle-aged woman explained: "Shui Ling'er didn't reject you just now, which means that she also fell in love with you, and Godzilla, as her suitor, is qualified to challenge you! If you If you lose, then you still can't get Shui Ling'er!"
"There is such a strange custom?" What kind of mess? I kindly draped a dress on her, just to get a wife? It seems that I have made a profit, but the problem is that I have not figured out my own affairs. It seems that it is not the case to find another wife in this inexplicable place!
"Yes, in fact, you helped her wrap her breasts up, which means you are declaring to everyone that she is your private property, and no one else can see her!" The middle-aged woman nodded.
So it is! My God, there are such strange customs in the world!
"So you don't know..." Shui Ling'er saw me, sighed suddenly and said faintly: "You don't like me, I can explain to my father, so I don't have to compete with Godzilla..."
Looking at Shui Ling'er's disappointed and resentful eyes, I didn't know what to say. Does she have a crush on me? I just met for less than half a day, will she fall in love with me
Although I thought I was handsome, I wasn't so narcissistic. Maybe she is more curious because I am a foreigner? As soon as the freshness wears off, you may forget about me! Thinking of this, I slowly stood up and said to the patriarch: "Patriarch, I don't know that your tribe still has such a custom, so the matter between me and Shui Ling'er is a complete misunderstanding. We can discuss it in the future."
"Well, I didn't think about it. It's normal for you to come from another place and not know our customs here!" The patriarch was not angry when he heard what I said, but he was a little embarrassed: "But the words of offering sacrifices to heaven have already If you say it, if you don't do it, you will be blamed for the application!"
Sacrifice to heaven? God? I smiled wryly and didn't say anything. I know that people in this barbaric tribe are very god-fearing, and this kind of thinking cannot be changed by anything I say.
"Hmph, you are afraid to compete with me, so you said that on purpose!" Godzilla suddenly laughed at me loudly.
I glared at him impatiently: "Are you finished? Even if I don't marry Shui Ling'er, she won't choose you!"
As soon as I said this, the audience was in an uproar! Those who originally had the same thoughts as Godzilla looked at me in surprise at this moment. My words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire!
"I'm going to kill you! How dare you slander the number one warrior of the Akata tribe!" Godzilla's eyes flashed fiercely.
I really don't want to compete with this Godzilla, it's meaningless. His brute force is not as strong as my finger! Am I not bullying children
Seeing that I didn't respond, Godzilla thought I was scared, so he forced to ask, "What weapon do you use!"
I looked at him with disdain: "I don't use weapons!"
"You!" Godzilla raised his spear as I charged.
I don't want to get entangled with him, I just want to teach him a lesson, a lesson so that he can shut up in the future. I know that even if I beat him up for a dead-headed person like him, he will definitely think about how to beat me next time. So I only let him understand that the difference in strength between us is not even a little bit, then he will completely give up.
I looked at the direction he was rushing towards, and with a wave of my hand, a flame hit the ground in front of him. Like a fire dragon, it separated him vividly.
Godzilla is stupid, and everyone present is also stupid! Just when I was very satisfied with this effect, an unexpected thing happened!
I don't know who took the lead, but the people in the tribe actually knelt down to me one after another, kowtowed non-stop, and muttered words in their mouths! Moreover, including the patriarch and elders, they all knelt down in front of me!
"Shuibeishan, the patriarch of the Akata tribe, did not know that the gods had descended, so offended!" the patriarch said very respectfully.
God? I was even more puzzled, but after thinking about it, I understood the whole story! I was able to make a neat flame appear on the ground just now without using any fire-making equipment. In their view, this cannot be achieved by manpower, so they naturally regarded me as a god!
Seeing that I didn't speak, the chief of Shuibei Mountain thought I was angry, and quickly scolded Godzilla: "What are you doing, come and beg the gods to forgive your ignorance and recklessness! Do you want the gods to vent their anger on our Akata tribe? !"
Godzilla was also stupid, he didn't expect to anger the gods! In the hearts of these people, gods are the supreme existence, and compared with women, gods are of course more important!
Godzilla hurriedly wanted to run over and bow down to me, but he couldn't come because he was blocked by the fire dragon.
I couldn't help being a little funny when I saw his embarrassed look. Tell you to pretend to be bullshit with me, and I can't cure you? With a wave of my hand, the fire dragon disappeared instantly.
Only then did Godzilla rush over, knelt down in front of me, and kowtowed non-stop.
"Okay, I'm not the god you say!" I waved my hand and said, "Get up, you don't need to bow down to me!"
But the people in the tribe obviously didn't believe what I said, including Shui Ling'er, who knelt there tremblingly, but there was an inexplicable feeling in the eyes that looked at me.
I walked up to Shui Ling'er, took her hand, helped her up from the ground and said, "Don't even you believe it? Hehe, I'm just a traveling merchant!"
After hearing this, Shui Ling'er shook her head quickly, and looked at me in horror: "I didn't know you were a god, your words are so offensive, please forgive me!"
"Okay, you're almost becoming my woman, so there's nothing more to forgive!" I saw that the atmosphere was a little tense, so I made a joke to liven it up.
After hearing my words, Shui Ling'er looked happy, but immediately turned lonely again: "How dare I climb high..."
I felt a pain in my heart! Could it be that this girl really likes me? Although there are many love at first sight in this world, but it can't be such a coincidence that I met it
Could it be that I suddenly remembered that on the way to the tribe, I told Shui Linger a few cold jokes that were popular on the Internet, which made this girl tremble! In fact, I did it on purpose. My purpose was to see the trembling of the two mountain peaks on her chest. Could it be because of this that you fell in love with me
It's possible, very likely, that in a tribe with little cultural fun, a joke might make people laugh. Let alone a simple girl like Shui Ling'er, Zhao Yanyan was also caught by my joke back then!
I shook my head, knowing that my soft heart was at work again.