I'm not that bad at technology, am I? I shook my head and called Zhao Junsheng again.
"Hey, Uncle Zhao, help me fix a car." I said.
"You want to buy a car? Need it urgently? How about I give you my red flag first?" Zhao Junsheng thought I was in a hurry.
"Don't worry, you can order one for me first, I want Jetta, it's cheap." I said.
"Jetta? You can really save money, why don't Uncle Zhao pay for you to buy a Mercedes-Benz?" Zhao Junsheng laughed.
"You can pull it down. If I want to show off, I would have bought a Bentley or a Lincoln. I just don't want to be too conspicuous." I said.
"Okay, I'll ask someone to do it in a while. I'll give you the whole cow ratio for the license plate, so you don't have to pay fines all day long." Zhao Junsheng sarcastically said.
I'm dizzy! Am I that bad at driving? I hung up the phone dissatisfied. I think I was still a professional racing driver when I was in college.
When I returned the bra to Zhao Yanyan, the little girl was ashamed and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Your mother knows?"
I nodded.
The little girl actually smiled slyly, with that expression as if something bad had been accomplished. I suddenly had a strong premonition that this little girl definitely did it on purpose!
"Did you do it on purpose?" I asked angrily.
"Is your mother angry?" Zhao Yanyan said lightly.
"Yeah, she thinks you are a very casual girl." I deliberately lied to her.
"Is... is it?" Zhao Yanyan's eyes immediately dimmed, very depressed.
"You lied to me! My mother told me not to let you down in the future." Seeing Zhao Yanyan like this, I really couldn't bear to lie to you any longer.
"Ah! Really? You didn't lie to me?" Zhao Yanyan immediately became happy again.
"Really, but do you think you did it on purpose?" I asked.
"En." Zhao Yanyan nodded.
Sure enough, as I expected, this girl did it on purpose, the purpose is to let my mother recognize her as soon as possible, so that she can smoothly become my legal wife in the future, otherwise it will be terrible if someone else takes the lead.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Zhao Yanyan thought I was really angry, took my hand and said: "I'm just afraid that you won't want me in the future!"
I quickly explained: "I didn't blame you either! Do you know what my dad gave me yesterday?"
"What? Is it for me?" Zhao Yanyan said happily when she saw that I was no longer angry and that there were still good things.
"For both of us." I smirked.
"Show me quickly!" Zhao Yanyan said anxiously.
I took out the small box from my schoolbag and handed it to Zhao Yanyan.
Zhao Yanyan glanced at it and immediately pushed it back to me, shyly said: "Damn Liu Lei, big pervert, why did you bring it to school!"
"It's not because I was afraid that you would want it during the day, so I specially prepared it. So that we can go to the water room..." I said with a lewd smile.
"I hate you! I don't want to! And I don't want to in the future, you can use it yourself." Zhao Yanyan said with a red face.
"That's fine, then I'll find someone else to use it!" I said with feigned regret.
"What!? How dare you! If you go find someone else, I'll just... I'll just..." Zhao Yanyan was at a loss for words when she said this, and finally sighed, and said faintly: "I'll support you..."
I don't even know what to say about Zhao Yanyan, but she is not jealous and has more thoughts than anyone else. Say she is jealous, the things she does are often unexpected.
I was thinking, when suddenly a hand reached out and snatched the Shuangdie condom from my hand.
"Who is it!" I raised my head in displeasure, and just as I was about to explode, I found that the person standing next to me was my homeroom teacher Ye Xiaoxiao.
"Follow me to the office!" Ye Xiaoxiao said coldly.
Ye Xiaoxiao glanced at Zhao Yanyan next to me, and the little girl immediately lay down on the table with a blushing face, not daring to look at us. Isn't there no silver three hundred and two yards here? well! It seems that the explanation is not clear.
I stood up helplessly, and followed Ye Xiaoxiao out of the classroom. This is the first time she has come to me? the third time? It's funny to see her gnashing her teeth, she's blushing and pretending not to care.
Thus, a strange sight was formed in the corridor. The virgin teacher was holding a box of condoms and walking in front with a blushing face, followed by a student, both of them drooping their heads and not talking. Fortunately, there were not many people in the corridor at this time, otherwise it might make people think of something. I'm fine, Ye Xiaoxiao's face will definitely not be able to bear it.
"Go in!" Ye Xiaoxiao opened the door of the office with the key, stepped aside, and told me to go in first.
I walked into the familiar office, and sat on Ye Xiaoxiao's chair first, and crossed my legs leisurely. If I were to light a cigarette now, it would be awesome!
Ye Xiaoxiao closed the door, and found me sitting in her chair, with the precedent of last time, there was no seizure. He pulled a chair and sat next to me.
"What is this for?" Ye Xiaoxiao threw the condom on the desk.
"Can this thing do anything else?" I didn't answer directly, but asked rhetorically.
"You!" Ye Xiaoxiao didn't expect me to speak so directly, her face immediately turned red.
"Ms. Ye hasn't even used this before?" A mocking smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.
"I... I..., who said I haven't used it!" Ye Xiaoxiao bit her lip angrily, and stomped her feet.
"Oh? It turns out that Teacher Ye has used it too, so you still ask me what it is for." I said with a smile.
"Liu Lei! You are too much!" Ye Xiaoxiao said.
"Too much? How did I go too far?" I said strangely. To be honest, I don't think there is anything too much about me, do I
"How old are you, you only use this kind of thing!" Ye Xiaoxiao took two breaths and recovered her calm demeanor.
"Ms. Ye doesn't seem too old!" I still said in a teasing tone.
"I've never used it." Ye Xiaoxiao suddenly confessed to me for some reason.
"Ah?" Ye Xiaoxiao's attitude of turning 180 degrees made me somewhat unacceptable.
"Is it for Zhao Yanyan?" Ye Xiaoxiao stared at me and said.
I nodded subconsciously.
"Are you going to use it or have you used it before?" Ye Xiaoxiao pressed me to ask.
"Is it important?" I asked back. Whether it's used or not has nothing to do with her.
"Cough-cough! I just want to care about you as your teacher and friend!" Ye Xiaoxiao said shyly.
I'm dizzy, when did my stern Teacher Ye change his sex? It turned out to be so gentle.
"I've used it before." Ye Xiaoxiao's attitude made me feel embarrassed to hide it any longer.
"Oh!" Ye Xiaoxiao nodded, and said nothing more.
After a while, seeing that Ye Xiaoxiao was silent, I asked, "Can I go back?"
Ye Xiaoxiao nodded, indicating that I can leave. Just as I was about to turn around, Ye Xiaoxiao said again: "Wait a minute, take this thing back, I... It's useless for me to keep it. Don't bring it to school next time."