"Hey! You're both called husbands! I asked if you two wouldn't irritate me!" Fatty Wu said dissatisfiedly, "Brother Liu didn't say anything, so why bother! Men have to drink!"
"You...! You think I'm getting in the way here, don't you?" Zhao Yanyan snorted and said.
"Hey, how can it be!" Fatty Wu quickly denied it.
"Okay, Yan Yan, I can drink these." My drinking capacity in my previous life is just a drop in the bucket compared to this. There is no president of Huaxia who doesn't drink, and they all drink a lot.
Seeing that I looked confident, Zhao Yanyan no longer objected, but whispered in my ear: "Husband, be careful, Wu Tian might have drunk it!"
I smiled to reassure her.
At the end of the drink, Wu Tian and I have become brothers. Although this guy is older than me, he insists on recognizing me as a big brother.
"Brother, in the future, you need to mention more little brother in terms of how to pick up girls!" Fatty Wu was already drunk, and he didn't care about Zhao Yanyan who was next to him, and said to the girl he had pursued hard. I said.
"Hehe, no problem, this thing depends on one's understanding—" I began to talk to him about some great methods of picking up girls that I saw in my previous life.
Zhao Yanyan frowned when she heard it from the side, twisted my waist hard with her small hands like crabs, and said in a low voice: "Tell me, how do you know so much? Did you use these methods to catch me?"
"You don't know if it's useful or not?" I laughed. In fact, I didn't deliberately pursue Zhao Yanyan, everything felt very natural when we came together, and it felt like it was going to happen naturally.
"Then you are not allowed to say any more, don't bring others down!" Zhao Yanyan warned me.
I knew that this question could not be discussed any further, so I quickly changed the subject, but Fatty Wu was listening with great interest. My nonsense had become the best secret to picking up girls in his ears, and it was very useful. I stopped talking, and asked anxiously: "Why didn't you talk, continue!"
I quickly raised my glass and said in a perfunctory way: "Let's drink first, drink!"
"Yes!" Fatty Wu immediately picked up the wine glass when he heard that he was drinking, obviously he forgot what happened just now when I interrupted him. Fatty Wu poured it on himself and said, "Come on, big brother! We people from the Northeast say it well. Feelings are deep and stuffy, feelings are light and licking, feelings are iron stomach bleeding! Let's come today if we don't get drunk and don't return, who the hell doesn't bleed Who don't go home."
Damn, this Fatty Wu obviously drank too much, stomach bleeding? I think you are stupid! I burped my fart once because of drinking in my previous life, do you want me to die again? Be mentally ill.
When I was drinking just now, I tried to preserve my strength as much as possible. As a result, Fatty Wu, who is drunk now, is no match for me, a sober-minded person. He usually takes a sip of me. Finally, after Fatty Wu drank the wine in the glass again, he fell unconscious on the table.
"Is he alright, do we need to send him to the hospital?" Zhao Yanyan looked at Fatty Wu who was like a dead pig, and asked worriedly.
"It's okay, a person like him who drinks a lot knows his own limit, if he can't do it, just pour it out." I took a sip of tea and said in a low voice.
"Oh! But how do you know? Tell me! Do you often go out to drink?" Zhao Yanyan asked displeased.
"Of course not! I'm... listening to what your father said!" Seeing that Zhao Yanyan was unhappy, I quickly denied it, and by the way, blamed Zhao Junsheng on his head.
"Hmph! My dad knows how to spoil you, and I'll settle the score with him another day." Zhao Yanyan said angrily.
Hehe, it seems that Zhao Junsheng's hunchback is a must! This reminds me of a sentence, that is: What do employees do? Employees are taking the blame for the boss!
I left the private room and asked the waiter to pay the bill. After a while, the waiter brought a bill for Wu Tian to sign. As a result, we all shouted Wu Fatty for a long time, and the bird was completely unconscious.
"Can't you ask him to replenish you next time?" I asked the waiter.
"No, although we know him, but the hotel has regulations, it's very difficult for us." The waiter said.
The hotel of this army has many rules. It seems that this word is definitely not signed, I asked helplessly: "How much is the total?"
The waiter handed me a bill and said, "It's four thousand six hundred and twenty-three, thank you."
Damn, this meal is too expensive, more than 4,000 if you don't eat anything. In 1995, this level of consumption almost caught up with Shangri-La. I took out the bank card from my pocket and handed it to the waiter and asked, "Is there no discount?"
The waiter took the bank card and said, "If you don't sign the bill, you can get a 10% discount."
"If you don't sign the bill, just swipe your card!" I said with a wave of my hand. I lost more than 4,000 yuan for no reason, and I will definitely get it back from Fatty Wu some other day.
After paying the bill, I took Zhao Yanyan and left the heaven and earth. Before leaving, Zhao Yanyan pointed to Fatty Wu who was still sleeping on the wine table and said, "We really don't care about him?"
"No, the hotel is run by their troops anyway, wait for his old man to send someone to pick him up." I said casually. Just as I was talking, I suddenly thought that since Fatty Wu was here, why would I be in a hurry to pay the bill? I'll just let him settle the score, and I've been taken advantage of for nothing.
The reason why I got so drunk with Fatty Wu (looks like I’m still sober and can think about problems!) is because in the big environment of China, the military is a force that cannot be ignored, and we are even more powerful than the government in some respects. Greater power and influence. Fatty Wu is not that annoying, on the contrary he can be said to be very forthright, until after my relationship with Zhao Yanyan, he just felt a little sad and then relieved. This is the real man, and he is many times stronger than those villains like Liu Kesheng and Yang Kaiyuan who only stab in the dark.
The development direction of this wine became very smooth under my intentional arrangement. I believe that after today, Fatty Wu will regard me as a good friend, the big brother he calls.
This is what I want too. Now that the local government is on my side, if the military can also rely on connections, it will be of great benefit to my future development.
"Yan Yan." Under the moonlight, I stopped and looked at the picturesque little beauty beside me. I gently held her in my arms, held her face with my hands, and kissed her affectionately. go down.
Although Zhao Yanyan only drank a few sips of wine, the little girl had never drank alcohol before. At this moment, her face was flushed and her whole body was hot under the influence of alcohol. Become distraught under my teasing.
"Ah... um... no, husband, we are still on the road..." Zhao Yanyan said vaguely.
I smiled slightly, and dragged Zhao Yanyan into the military hotel guest house next to the heaven and earth.
The only advantage of the hotel run by the army is that there is no police to check the night, so it’s nothing to do with the army. But with Zhao Yanyan and I currently in Songjiang, there is nothing to be afraid of.