Tao Ran couldn't help turning his body sideways, and said with a kind of resistance in his tone: "Don't do that, I'll give you the shampoo."
Song Lingyu straightened up and said solemnly: "No need for the patriarch, the disciple can smell it clearly, it's not the smell of shampoo."
Tao Ran: "Really?"
"Yes." The corners of Song Lingyu's mouth curled up slightly, "That's clearly the body fragrance of the patriarch."
Tao Ran: "..."
Tao Ran's expression was as if someone had punched him in the ass, he was both uncomfortable and unable to show it. Song Lingyu must have gone wrong somewhere, otherwise how could she suddenly become like this? Not long ago, she blushed when she hid in her arms and cried, how could she say such shameful words to the patriarch now
Song Lingyu looked at the hesitant expression on Tao Ran's face, and felt a burst of pleasure in her heart. When he saw himself tangled in the beginning, he probably felt the same way, right? It's really annoying the retribution of the natural law, even the real Yuanshen can't escape this circle.
Reaching out to comb Tao Ran's hair, Song Lingyu couldn't put it down because of the silky touch on his hands. Is there a relationship between hair quality and cultivation base? Patriarch's hair is the best hair I have ever seen.
While combing, Song Lingyu groped and groped for her own sake. Tao Ran finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "Are you not very good at combing? I'll do it myself."
"Huh? No, I can comb." Song Lingyu quickly tied Tao Ran's hair with a hairpin, and then reluctantly took her hand off Tao Ran's head. Song Lingyu said: "Patriarch, you have retreated for so many years, did you know about mobile phones when you first came out?"
Tao Ran said: "My primordial spirit passed through the sky above the city, so I took the opportunity to learn about the current earth."
"That's it." Song Lingyu said in her heart that it's no wonder that Luo Fu didn't move at all. It stands to reason that the movement of Yuanshen monks crossing the calamity will not be small.
Song Lingyu looked at Tao Ran, and suddenly wanted to take him around the modern society, but what reason did he, a Foundation Establishment disciple, have to invite Patriarch Yuanshen to go shopping? Song Lingyu thought about it again, he lied to himself to increase his favorability, and he had a reason for everything he did, anyway, everything was for the favorability.
After figuring it out, Song Lingyu smiled and said: "Patriarch, you haven't seen the modern mortal world well, can you take Patriarch to go shopping?"
Tao Ran felt bitter, it was not good to release any mission, but Song Lingyu had to increase his favorability. Now that she has let her horse come over without any carelessness, how can she accept the move? Tao Ran refused, "No need, it's still important to cultivate."
Song Lingyu said with disapproval on his face: "Patriarch, didn't you say that you need to practice step by step in a down-to-earth manner, and you can make progress by just practicing hard? You have not had a long time in your soul, and what you need to do now is to consolidate your cultivation and improve your character. , wouldn't it be helpful for the cultivation of mind to go outside to see the different worlds?"
Tao Ran: "..." What happened? Why can't I say no to her
Tao Ran: "What you said makes sense."
"Then let's go." Song Lingyu took out a set of men's clothes from the storage bag, "Patriarch, change into clothes and go."
Why are there men's clothes in her storage bag? Tao Ran looked at Song Lingyu and felt that his mind was in a mess.
Song Lingyu and him looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly said shyly: "Oh, I'm out, Patriarch, you can change your clothes yourself."
What's there to be ashamed of? What are you shy about? Why didn't you feel shy when you put your face on my chest just now? !
Tao Ranmu changed his clothes with a straight face, and then used illusion to shorten his hair. The boy in the mirror looked no more than eighteen or nineteen years old. He was wearing a white T-shirt, jeans, and soft bangs hanging down his forehead. He looked like a school boy.
He walked out and was immediately watched by everyone.
The female disciple looked at Tao Ran and said with emotion: "Those who don't know this thought it was a school girl who escaped from school."
Song Lingyu felt that the patriarch with this appearance lost his usual majesty and indifference, and became very approachable. Many people would like him when he went out like this, right
For some reason, Song Lingyu felt a faint sense of regret.
Tao Ran didn't pay attention, and said while walking outside: "Let's go."
The female disciple said: "Is the Patriarch going out to play? I can be a guide."
Song Lingyu turned her head back and said softly: "Junior Sister, you should stay here well. It's not safe outside recently. If you go out with a cultivation level below the Foundation Establishment Stage, you may encounter terrible things."
Female student: "..." In fact, the most terrifying thing is you, senior sister, right
The two walked on the street, Tao Ran said: "Why did you lie to her just now? The monster has been dealt with, and there will be no danger outside."
Song Lingyu curled her lips and said, "If you have a low cultivation base, you should practice hard. Every day you think about when you can go out to play and be successful in cultivation?"
Tao Ran said in his heart that your cultivation base is not high, why don't you run out to play
The people in City A had no idea that there was a monster in the Yin God stage who lived in the city before. The sun was shining today, and the streets were crowded with dog walkers who came out to shop. Tao Ran and Song Lingyu walked among the crowd, which looked like they were taking a leisurely stroll in the courtyard, but they never had any contact with others as they walked through so many crowds.
Song Lingyu pointed to the front and said, "Patriarch, let's go to the front and eat ice cream."
After being told by Song Lingyu, Tao Ran also wanted to eat, so he buried his head and walked forward. Seeing that Tao Ran didn't speak, Song Lingyu asked, "Does Patriarch know what ice cream is?"
The second Golden Arch Ice Cream is half price, Tao Ran said: "Two."
Only then did Song Lingyu answer, "I have eaten."
Song Lingyu's nose almost wrinkled immediately. Originally, he wanted to show the patriarch a modern product that he had never seen before, but he didn't expect that the patriarch even ate ice cream. "Is it eaten after the last robbery?"
In fact, I have eaten since I was a child...
Tao Ran opened his mouth without changing his face and said, "Yes, I stayed in the city for a month after the tribulation."
Song Lingyu looked at Tao Ran, "Did Patriarch enjoy that month?"
"Well enough."
Seeing Tao Ran admit it, Song Lingyu said: "Didn't the patriarch say that people who practice should not be too emotional and enjoyment? Why can't even the patriarch himself restrain himself?"
Because I didn't want to practice at all, Tao Ran felt that he was a little passive today, so he decided to save the situation, and said: "How can you understand the realm of the real Yuanshen? Last time I said that you are too emotional for cultivation. Unfavorable, have you changed now?"
Song Lingyu pursed her lips, "It's changed."
Liar, you are obviously still accumulating points to exchange for yin and yang acacia.
Tao Ran knew the truth but couldn't tell, but he was so angry that he said coldly to Song Lingyu, "You're lying."
After finishing speaking, he ignored Song Lingyu and walked forward. Song Lingyu jumped angrily behind Tao Ran. Am I the only one lying? Aren't you lying too
She trotted after her, "Wait for me, you're running too fast."
Tao Ran walked quickly for a certain distance, and heard Song Lingyu calling him from behind. Why am I angry with a woman? Tao Ran, you really are getting better and better. Tao Ran felt annoyed, and began to reflect on himself, feeling that his behavior just now was a bit naive. Not to mention that Song Lingyu is a woman, even if there is a difference in age, I shouldn't be angry with her.
Song Lingyu chased after her, panting, "What's wrong with you, Patriarch?"
Tao Ran said, "Does someone who has established a foundation also suffer from shortness of breath? Don't pretend."
"Oh." Song Lingyu straightened up immediately, her face was no longer red and she was not out of breath.
Tao Ran said, "Where do you want to go? I'll go with you."
Song Lingyu couldn't help laughing, and said, "What's so interesting about the things that ordinary people play."
Tao Ran: "Then let's go back to Luofu."
"Let's go to the movies." Song Lingyu immediately changed her tune: "A new movie has been released recently."
As expected, women are fickle and prone to bluffing. Tao Ran followed Song Lingyu, watching her go to buy tickets and snacks. Take a look at the movie she wants to watch, it's called Only Envy Mandarin Ducks, Not Envy Immortals.
Tsk tsk, a wave of vulgarity hits my face.
When Song Lingyu walked over with the ticket, Tao Ran said with disgust, "Do you like watching this?"
"Isn't it good?" Song Lingyu stuffed the popcorn to Tao Ran, "I read the ratings on the Internet, and the scores are very high."
It was only after the movie started that Tao Ran knew what kind of movie it was. The protagonists were two gods who fell in love in heaven. But heaven does not allow personal affairs, so the two suffered various kinds of persecution, and finally gave up so many years of cultivation for each other, and became mortals living happily together in the mortal world.
The protagonist's acting skills are not bad, and in the later stage, there are soft sobbing sounds from the audience.
Song Lingyu saw the place where the emotion broke out, and turned to look at Tao Ran, only to see Tao Ran's disgusted face.
Song Lingyu said: "Isn't it pretty?"
Tao Ran said speechlessly: "The xinxing is very strong at that level of cultivation, how could it be possible to give up cultivation and be willing to be a mortal for the sake of love. It is absolutely impossible for people with this kind of thinking to cultivate to this level. This movie is simply It's an insult to my intelligence."
Song Lingyu: "..."
The surrounding was very quiet, but Tao Ran's voice was still heard by several people nearby. A man who took his girlfriend to watch a movie frowned and said, "Damn it, you still have to listen to idiots to watch a movie. If you have the ability, you can make a movie that doesn't insult your IQ?"
Tao Ran turned his head and looked over, the man's girlfriend was immediately shocked by Tao Ran's appearance. She slapped her boyfriend's arm with a loud slap, and said angrily: "Who told you to swear? This movie is obviously an insult to IQ, and you, a big man, like to watch this."
Man: "..." Who did I provoke
Tao Ran couldn't help laughing, the man's girlfriend's eyes almost turned into peach shapes. Ma Ye, a beautiful boy who came out of comics, was actually met by him. In contrast, his boyfriend is simply inhuman.
Song Lingyu poked her head out behind Tao Ran and glared at the man's girlfriend.
snort! Is my patriarch just what you want to see