Suru's boyfriend hated this nosy man who suddenly appeared, "Who are you? It's none of your business, go away."
The man said: "I just can't understand you bullying women."
Tao Ran watched from the side, feeling very fresh, isn't he the one who usually says such things and does such things? Now that I am the one being protected, it is really awkward. She said: "Su Ru has already broken up with you, if you are a man, don't pester her anymore."
Suru was already in a bad mood and came out to drink, but now she was in a bad mood. She rolled her eyes at her ex-boyfriend and said, "If you keep pestering me, I'll find someone to beat you. Want to beat Tao Ran? Go to hell!" You!" After speaking, he kicked his ex-boyfriend's genitals.
Tao Ran's pupils shrank, and he unconsciously clamped his legs. Suru is good at everything, but this habit is not good, how can a man be kicked here? it hurts...
After Suru finished kicking, she dragged Tao Ran away, and Tao Ran walked out with her legs crossed. Out of the bar Suru looked at Tao Ran strangely and said, "Why is your walking posture so weird?"
"Uh..." Tao Ran said, "The shoes don't fit well."
"You're so kind." Suru looked at Tao Ran moved and said, "Come out to accompany me even if the shoes don't fit." Saying that, she hugged Tao Ran.
Girls hugging girls is different from girls hugging boys. Suru hugged Tao Ran, the two of them stuck tightly together, and Tao Ran felt Suru's chest tightly against his own. She didn't know how complicated her mood was, and she said stiffly: "That let me go..."
Suru: "I don't, I don't."
Tao Ran: "We haven't paid the bill just now."
Suru: "..."
So the two went back to pay in desperation. Tao Ran felt that the bar might lose money, because no one stopped the two of them when they ran out, so it might not last long. As soon as the two of them went back, they saw that the shirt brother was still in the same place. Seeing that the two had returned, he smiled and said, "I knew you would come back."
Suru: "How do you know?"
"Because you didn't pay." Brother Shirt said, "Don't worry, I've already paid."
Suru was a little embarrassed and said: "I'm really sorry, how much is it? I'll give it to you." As she spoke, she prepared to take the money.
Brother Shirt took a look at Tao Ran, and said, "It's okay, why don't you buy me a drink."
When Suru saw that her ex-boyfriend had disappeared, she was not so upset, so she agreed. Tao Ran looked at Brother Shirt and Suru with complicated eyes, she was too familiar with the routines of these guys, they were all leftovers from her previous play. She felt that it would be good if there was another man who could comfort Suru at this time, since it would be a bit inappropriate for her to be here.
She remembered a story about a young couple who were counting river lanterns, when suddenly a friend came over and said there were 1,800 lanterns in total. The man in the couple said no, a total of 1,801 lamps. The friend said where is the other one, and the man said that you are one of them.
Tao Ran felt that he was the extra light at this moment, and was thinking of an excuse to leave, Suru raised his glass and said, "Come on, let's celebrate my return to being single!"
Tao Ran blinked, then raised his glass with Brother Shirt, and drank it in one gulp.
Just finished drinking, Suru toasted again, "Congratulations on getting rid of the scumbag!"
This reason really gave up, so the three of them did it together again.
Afterwards, Suru toasted again, "Congratulations to Ranran and I for our friendship!"
Well, this can't be done...
Just after a round of drinking, the three of them had nothing to say, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while. Brother Shirt raised his glass and said, "I respect the two beautiful ladies."
Well, let's have another drink then.
After saluting so many times, Suru and Brother Shirt have lost their minds. Tao Ran looked at Brother Shirt and shook his head. If you can't drink enough, then don't use alcohol to pick up girls. The bartender next to him looked at Tao Ran with admiration. He never thought that the first Dionysus he saw was a woman. He handed Tao Ran a glass of wine and said, "I admire, I invite you."
Tao Ran didn't refuse. After drinking, he felt a bit difficult. What should they do if they are both drunk
Brother Shirt seemed to be very drunk, he stretched out his hand to grab Tao Ran's shoulder in a daze and said, "Miss... what's your name? I want to know you..."
Tao Ran calmly moved Brother Shirt's hand from his shoulder to Suru's shoulder, Brother Shirt still insisted, "What's your name? Tell me."
Suru also spoke inarticulately: "You even forgot my name? See how I torment you at night."
Tao Ran: "..." Are young people nowadays developing so fast? Tao Ran regretted that he didn't bring his ID card when he wanted to go out, otherwise he would have taken the two of you to find a room. Fortunately, there were still vacant rooms at home, so Tao Ran went out with one in each hand.
The bartender looked at Tao Ran's back with shocking eyes, my God, not only can he drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, but he can also carry a pot, isn't this his inner strength
In fact, Tao Ran could take them away with his abilities, but he was afraid of causing unnecessary commotion. She took the two of them home easily, and just after throwing Brother Shirt on the bed, Suru started to vomit.
Tao Ran took Suru to vomit in the bathroom with painstaking efforts, and found that her clothes were a little stained after she vomited, Tao Ran said: "Wake up, take a bath."
Suru hugged Tao Ran, "Wash together."
Tao Ran: "This is not good..."
"I don't~" Suru hugged Tao Ran and did not let go, "I like you so much, you are much better than those stinky men."
What Tao Ran heard was exhausting. Although he looked like a cute girl, he was actually a stinky man, okay? She gently pushed Suru and said, "Wash by myself, I only wash with my girlfriend."
"Woooooo..." Suru burst into tears suddenly, "I really am a woman no one wants, woooooo..."
"Why are you crying?" Tao Ran could say, anyway, even if he had that kind of heart, he didn't have that ability, so what's wrong with helping her take a bath? In the future, we will hold hands and go to the bathroom together, how can such a trivial matter stop me
So after finally lying on the bed with Suru, Tao Ran was still wondering, didn't he want to match her with Brother Shirt? Why did you still get into your own bed? It seems that it is useless to drink only by yourself, and the people who drink with you must also be able to drink well.
Thinking about it, Tao Ran fell asleep, and it was dawn before he knew it. Tao Ran opened his eyes, his head was still a little dazed, and he thought that it was strange that morning erection didn't work this morning. She stretched out her hand to touch it down, only to realize that she no longer had the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
She sat up from the bed regretfully, Suru pushed open the door and said, "Wake up, let's have breakfast."
Tao Ran looked at Suru, who was wearing his own clothes. Tao Ran has an A cup, and Suru is an out-and-out C. The loose clothes on Tao Ran are tights on Suru. Tao Ran stared blankly at the deformed piggy Peppa on Suru's chest, a deep sense of powerlessness flashed from the bottom of his heart, is it really good to be so exciting early in the morning
Seeing that Tao Ran was silent, Suru came over and pinched Tao Ran's face and said, "Are you sleepy? Do you want me to give you a good morning kiss? Ugh!"
Tao Ran: "..."
After Suru left the room, Tao Ran immediately took out his mobile phone and posted a post, "Should be alive! What should I do if the quilt-covered female colleague always sees me in my clothes?!"
First Floor: Need I say more? Of course it is to grab her and hehehe.
Second Floor: Use your Wishful Stick to severely punish that little goblin...
Tao Ran said distressedly: "But I don't have a wishful stick."
Fourth floor: Damn it! The landlord is a woman
Fifth floor: It may also be a man without a wishful stick.
The sixth floor: What the fifth floor said makes sense.
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Tao Ran put down his phone and finished washing in a disheveled manner. When he found Brother Shirt at the dining table, he remembered that he had brought back an extra person last night. Brother Shirt smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Jiang Ming."
"Tao Ran." Tao Ran smiled, then sat down, watching Suru busily preparing breakfast.
Tao Ran looked at the time and said to Suru, "Are you late for work?"
Suru said: "I also resigned."
"Really?" Jiang Ming said, "So Miss Tao has also resigned."
"Yeah." Tao Ran held his chopsticks and said, "I want to rest, so I resigned."
"Very good." Jiang Ming said, "By the way, how did I get brought here last night?"
I brought it back with one hand...
Fortunately, Tao Ran is also very clear about the identity of her cute girl, she said: "I asked the driver to help me up."
"I'll just say it." Jiang Ming suddenly laughed and said, "I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was carried by you and brought back. Do you think it's funny?"
Tao Ran: "Hehehehe... so funny..."
Tao Ran and Suru resigned, but Jiang Ming was still busy. He exchanged phone numbers with them after dinner and left.
Tao Ran said to Suru: "You rest, I'll wash the dishes."
Tao Ran was washing dishes in the kitchen, Suru suddenly hugged Tao Ran's waist from behind, and said, "You are so virtuous, if I were a man, I would definitely marry you."
Tao Ran's body stiffened for a while, and then said: "That's impossible, let it go."
"I won't let it go." Suru said, "Your waist is so thin and soft, I really want to touch it all the time."
Tao Ran felt itchy, she trembled a bit, thinking that if she had a Ruyi stick, she would probably be hard by now. She grabbed Suru's hand to keep her from moving, and said: "Don't mess around with me, go out and find a man by yourself."
"Why are you so serious now?" Suru looked at Tao Ran's ears, and said amusedly, "The ears are still red, so cute." Then without thinking, she opened her mouth and gently bit Tao Ran's ear one time.
Tao Ran trembled all over, she pushed Suru away and broke one of the rice bowls, "What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?" Suru said disgustedly, "You can't even wash the dishes, so how can you take care of your family in the future?"
Tao Ran thought it was because I couldn't wash it well? It's clear that you, the goblin, are torturing me. Tao Ran said seriously: "Don't do this kind of action casually in the future, it's not good for girls."
Suru squatted on the ground and laughed loudly: "You are so cute, like a pure virgin."
Tao Ran looked at her indifferently, if it wasn't because he didn't have a wishful stick, he would have let you try the power of an innocent virgin.
She gave Suru a cold look, then turned around and entered the room, closing the door.
After washing the dishes, Suru walked to the door and said, "Are you still angry? Can I come in?" Pushing the door open, she found that the door was locked.
She was a little annoyed, not knowing what happened to Suru. Isn't it normal for girls to make jokes like this? She even kissed her girlfriends before. Tao Ran wasn't very angry in the room, she just wanted to calm down. I am no longer a man, and I can no longer get along with women like a man.
When he was in distress, Jiang Ming sent a text message to invite Tao Ran to go out for dinner at night. Tao Ran thought that Jiang Ming was good-looking, and he should be very good in terms of his clothes, conversation and family background. It happened to match him and Suru, and since Suru had a man, she wouldn't have to suffer.
So she agreed without saying a word, and then informed Suru to go out for dinner at night.
Suruyi said by the door: "Why go out to eat, do you dislike my cooking?"
"You don't have to go." Tao Ran said, "I'll go by myself."
"Hmph!" Suru said, "I'm going, I won't give you a chance to meet the wild man alone!"
Tao Ran: "..."
Seeing the two girls approaching, Jiang Mian, who had dressed up a lot at night, stiffened his expression, and said with a dry smile, "Hehehe...Miss Su is here too."
Suru was very strange: "Don't you want me to come?"
Jiang Ming: "No, I welcome you very much." No wonder.
Suru rolled her eyes and found that Jiang Ming was not looking at Tao Ran in the right way. A woman's intuition told her that Jiang Ming had plans for Tao Ran.
Tao Ran said, "What's the matter with you? Are your eyes cramping? You're turning around."
Suru gave Tao Ran an aggrieved look, and said in her heart that I was protecting you from a man who smells bad, but you actually said that about me. So sad, beep...
Jiang Ming looked at Tao Ran, smiled and said, "The steak here is very good, try it."
Tao Ran took a sip, nodded and said, "It's really good."
Suru gave Jiang Ming a sneaky look, and then said, "Hey, I'm most afraid of going out to eat steak."
Tao Ran: "What's wrong?"
"I don't even eat this steak fully cooked, what if there is a saginata in it?" Suru said with a look of disgust: "The eggs of the tapeworm hatch and grow in the human intestine, and the longest can grow five or six meters. Pull it out longer than a human."
Tao Ran: "..."
Jiang Ming: "..."
Tao Ran was fine, he had a relatively strong mental capacity, but Jiang Ming was not. With a blue face, he put down the knife and fork, took a sip of red wine, and said with a dry smile: "Sorry, I was negligent, why don't we go eat something else."
Tao Ran frowned and looked at Suru, what's wrong with this woman? Is she usually like this in front of men? Then it's no wonder her boyfriend wants to cheat. Which man can bear this kind of girlfriend.
Suru and Tao Ran stared at each other silently, thinking to themselves what do you want me to do? Find out that this man has bad intentions earlier, I am the only one who really treats you well.