A few years later, Xuanyuan Yan took Tao Ran out to play. It was the first time he tried traveling, and Tao Ran felt very fresh. Several large carriages were dragging luggage, and the servants and guards surrounded the carriages tightly.
Will so many people be happy to travel with Tao Ran? Of course you will be happy. Isn’t travel just for fun? Is there anything more fun than having someone take care of you on the road
Xuanyuan Yan and Tao Ran were playing cards on the carriage, Xuanyuan Yan said: "Where did you learn how to play cards? It's so fun, I really want to get a few sisters together to play with her for three days and three nights. They won't have any panties left, and I won't give up."
Tao Ran said, "You don't care where I learned it, as long as you know how to play?"
The wheels of ancient carriages are made of solid wood, and the roads are not concrete roads. No matter how good the anti-shock effect is, bumps cannot be avoided on the road.
The carriage passed a protruding stone and suddenly shook violently. Tao Ran and Xuanyuan Yan sat in the carriage shaking violently, and after a while they separated, Tao Ran stretched out his hand to cover his nose. When I touched it, my hand was a little red.
Tao Ran said with a gloomy face, "If you push harder, my nose will be gnawed off by you."
Xuanyuan Yan looked at Tao Ran's wound with distress, "My dear, I actually ate a mouthful of my dear's nose."
Tao Ran: "..."
"Tell me quickly, come here!" Xuanyuan Yan shouted: "Here comes the medicine box!"
Tao Ran said, "It's just a little bit broken, don't make such a fuss."
"That's not going to work, my darling can't be disfigured."
Tao Ran was speechless, let her go on.
The Wangfu convoy was heading south all the way, and all the people along the way retreated when they saw the battle. In the past, the emperors and princes on TV used to be sneaky when they went out, because they were afraid that if they leaked the news, they would be killed by someone. In fact, on the contrary, in ancient times, no matter what class they were, they were afraid of officials. Xuanyuan Yan used the brand name of Wangfu to pass through the market all the way, not only was warmly entertained by the officials along the way, but also some ghosts and snakes were much more honest. No matter what you want to do, send these terrible people away first.
So along the way, Tao Ran didn't have the chance to see bandits robbing, thieves leading sheep, and flower picking thieves...
All in all, it was very peaceful. Tao Ran opened the curtain of the carriage to look out, and asked, "What is that golden piece in front?"
Xuanyuan Yan also probed to look, and there was a large piece of golden things far away on the horizon. Xuanyuan Yan looked at it for a while, and said: "Is gold placed on the ground these days? Isn't there a golden mountain in front?"
Tao Ran felt that something was wrong, he said: "Just go in that direction, I want to see what it is."
Xuanyuan Yan also wanted to take a look, so he said: "Walk to that golden place, hurry up."
The coachman and guards looked at each other, thinking that it was rapeseed, so why are they so excited
The coachman flicked his whip, and the carriage began to accelerate. Walking on the dirt in the countryside, Tao Ran's upper eyelid collided with his lower eyelid, and was shaken until he rolled his eyes. Tao Ran stretched out his hands to protect his face, so as not to be eaten by Xuanyuan Yan again. Xuanyuan Yan looked at Tao Ran, and said, "Is it too bad? Come into my arms, it's safe here."
Tao Ran gave her a cold look, the aftereffects from last night, his legs are still weak. Xuanyuan Yan was playing with fire again, Tao Ran refused, "No need."
"Come on, come on~" Xuanyuan Yan stretched out his hand to wrap Tao Ran into his arms with a sly smile on his face, and rubbed back and forth happily, "Isn't it very comfortable?"
Tao Ran's face was just in front of Xuanyuan Yan's bulging chest, and after being rubbed a few times, Tao Ran changed his posture and said, "Woman, you are playing with fire."
Xuanyuan Yan let out a smirk, stretched out his hand and pulled off his collar, revealing his white collarbone and said: "I will be responsible for extinguishing it, come on."
The carriage clanged to a stop, and the coachman said in a righteous tone, "My lord, we're here!"
Xuanyuan Yan: "..." I resigned her when I went back...
Tao Ran opened the curtain and saw that there were golden flowers all over the mountains and plains. One by one squeezed together, the fragrance of flowers lingers at the tip of the nose. Tao Ran took a deep breath, and thought that it turned out to be rapeseed flowers.
Xuanyuan Yan also saw it, she smiled and said: "Just now I thought it was a golden mountain, but I didn't expect it was all flowers."
Tao Ran smiled. As a prince, he has never traveled far, so he didn't know that rape flowers are normal.
Just listen to Xuanyuan Yan said: "The people in the south of the Yangtze River are really full of sentimentality."
Tao Ran: "Why?"
"Isn't it romantic to spend so much time planting so many beautiful flowers to enjoy the sea of flowers?"
Tao Ran: "..."
Tao Ran had nothing to say, he jumped out of the carriage, and saw that there seemed to be a tea shed doing business on the side of the road ahead. Tao Ran said, "Go ahead and rest, I'm hungry."
"good."
The owner of the tea shed saw a group of people coming from a distance, and knew that it was a big business, so he immediately put on a smiling face and walked over, "Guys, hurry up and have a rest, there are plenty of seats, try the new specialty tea here? "
Before Tao Ran and Xuanyuan Yan could speak, two burly women stood in front of the boss, staring with eyes like copper bells, "Huh?"
The boss immediately sweated profusely, "No... you don't need to rest..."
The two strong women wiped the table and bench neatly, and then asked the prince and his darling to do it. Then the footmen came and occupied the tea shed. Boiling water, boiling water, incense, cooking, cooking.
Only the boss on the side was stunned.
They were not the only group of people in the tea shed, there were a few female heroes in flowing gowns and holding swords who were drinking tea, and then they were frowning at the movement of everyone in the palace.
One of the female heroes in snow-white clothes frowned and said: "You are so particular about going out, and you are disturbing others' cleanliness for no reason."
Another woman in Tsing Yi said: "Such extravagance and lust, I don't know how much people's fat and anointment they have plundered."
"What I hate most in my life, Jiang Lengxue, are these unrestrained dog officials." The female hero in black picked up the sword and said, "The purpose of this trip is to punish rape and eradicate evil." , looking at them like this, I'm afraid they have done bad things a lot."
"Brother Jiang, if you are interested in elegance, I wish you to accompany me."
Tao Ran was drinking the freshly brewed top-quality mother tree Dahongpao, thinking that he would spend money to hire a few waiters after completing the mission and returning home. This kind of extravagant life of being waited on by others is really hard to extricate yourself from. As soon as he took a sip, he saw a few people holding swords walking over. With a thought, he wondered if he had met a legendary hero
I saw those heroes coming over and said: "Our sisters are traveling in the rivers and lakes and lack money. I wonder if we can help one or two?"
People who walk the rivers and lakes must speak a word of reason in everything they do. Even if they deliberately find fault, they must find an excuse for themselves. These few people waited for Xuanyuan Yan to refuse, and finally humiliated them a few words, so that they would have a reason to teach them a lesson in an open and honest manner.
It was also the first time for Xuanyuan Yan to see a living hero. She was very excited and said boldly: "There is no problem at all, how much do you want?"
"..."
What I am most afraid of is the sudden quietness of the air. Isn't that how the script works? Is this man a fool? If anyone on the side of the road asks for money, she will give it
Several heroes looked at each other, and then the one with a sword and blood stretched out a hand, "One hundred taels of gold."
The onlookers gasped, one hundred taels of gold, gold! I have never seen so much money in several lifetimes. These people are really lions.
Xuanyuan Yan smiled and said: "One hundred taels? Come and give gold to some heroes."
After finishing speaking, Xuanyuan Yan asked innocently: "Heroes are all robbing the rich and helping the poor, is one hundred taels of gold enough? How about this, I will give you two hundred taels of gold, can you use it when you are doing chivalry? Put my name on it, let me be a hero too?"
"..."
Fearing that the air would be quiet again, Tao Ran suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "Two hundred taels of gold is not a small amount."
The eyes of the heroes lit up, and they shouted in their hearts, be angry, roar, scold us, let us teach you a lesson!
I heard Tao Ran say: "It is definitely not possible to add your name alone, at least I must also add my name."
"..."
The people around looked at Tao Ran and Xuanyuan Yan with a little sympathy, and they didn't know which two idiots from a big family ran out. If this continues, how many family fortunes will be ruined sooner or later.
Seeing the sluggish faces of the heroes, Tao Ran said, "Is there any difficulty?"
The heroes shook their heads like they were taking drugs, and after a while they realized that they couldn't make a move, and the aura of local tyrants of the two caught their eyes again. It's so irritating, they thought, they must be kidding me. So the heroes drew their swords and said angrily: "Today we will rob your riches and help everyone's poor."
Xuanyuan Yan stared wide-eyed at them rushing towards them, at this moment a few strong women rushed out from Tao Ran's side. Several strong women shouted, as if several heavy tanks crashed into it. Then there was a scream of misery, which made even those who saw it feel sad cry.
After a while, several strong women came back behind Tao Ran and Xuanyuan Yan, leaving only a few heroic figures still twitching on the ground.
Xuanyuan Yan was disappointed and said: "I thought I met a hero, but I didn't expect to encounter a catastrophe. The martial arts are still so bad, tsk tsk, it really embarrasses the robber."
The heroes on the ground: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Xuanyuan Yan said: "It seems that the so-called rivers and lakes are not very fun, I really want to go back to the palace."
Tao Ran said: "If you want to go back, go back, who is stopping you?"
"I can't go back, I can't go back." Xuanyuan Yan waved his hands again and again, "Sister Huang saw that her health was getting worse day by day, and she called me to the palace several times, intending to pass on the throne to me. I absolutely can't go back at this time. Going back will be finished!"
The corners of Tao Ran's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that this was the first time he had seen someone traveling to avoid becoming an emperor.
Xuanyuan Yan said: "This is enough for me in this life. If you can give birth to a boy and a half girl, I can wake up laughing even when I sleep."
Tao Ran: "You think it's beautiful."
At this time, two people came from the road, a woman holding a man with a big belly. Tao Ran stared at the man, unable to imagine where the child was born.
The man suddenly cried out in pain, "I'm going to give birth."
After speaking, he opened his arms.
Tao Ran turned pale with shock, what does this mean? When I was a child, my mother lied to me, saying that my father was born from the creaking nest. Didn't my mother lie to me
I saw the man yelling at his wife anxiously, "Come and help me soon?!"