"Fat Zhang, you are really going bankrupt this time! By the way, aren't you a typical squatter at home who won't come out even if you beat him to death? Why are you so desperate this time?"
Mu Shaoan leaned on the huge package behind him, throwing peanuts into his mouth and drinking some wine, feeling a little gloating about his misfortune.
Is it possible to rejoice in misfortune
The battle just now was equivalent to two new ancient gods beating a senior ancient god to death. Not to mention the gains, let’s just talk about the losses!
The four law gods and thirty law demigods headed by Qu Shang were all seriously injured. This was the price for forcibly terminating the sky-grabbing sword formation, but there was nothing they could do if they did not terminate it. Their boss would die.
To be honest, Mu Shaoan himself is a little scared now. He and Li Guohuai, a bitch, originally proposed this Sky-Striking Sword Formation. It used the method of the residual sword as the core, gave up balance and safety, and only wanted a short-term burst. Such a peerless sword formation should not have been born, and should at least be optimized and improved for tens of thousands of years.
As a result, the high-level combat power of Fatty Zhang's Sword Immortal World has been almost wiped out in one fell swoop, and they may not be able to recover in the next few thousand years.
In addition, Qu Shang, Fatty Zhang's core general and concubine's lover, lost nearly two million years of life in this battle, which must be compensated.
Not to mention the hidden dangers caused by mobilizing the Death Boat, who dares to say that after this incident, the Sword Fairy Civilization can still survive
Coupled with the release of two Plague God Seals, this trace cannot be covered up at all. Fatty Zhang will just wait for the Thousand-Armed Shura Clan to come and take revenge.
All in all, the former Fatty Zhang can be said to be tall, fat, handsome, a super potential stock, and has a little bit of the grace to aspire to be the overlord of the fourth sequence.
But what about now
It will soon be on the verge of bankruptcy and reorganization. Creditors will come to destroy the house and destroy the family.
Is it worth it
"It's worth it! It's worth it."
Zhang Yang was sitting in the boat of death, with a calm expression and a calm tone. Oh, his body was destroyed in the previous battle, but he still had more than one trumpet in the boat of death, so he only needed to pat his butt. You can resurrect with full health in a blink of an eye. As for how many alts I have, you ask? That depends on when the spring flowers and autumn moon come!
He knew that someone was jealous, extremely jealous, but there was nothing he could do about it. He was so good and outstanding that even the stars in the sky could only be inferior to him.
Yes, the losses were heavy, and even because of the appearance of the old woman Li Meng, the Thousand Hands Human Race was bound to track her down, but so what
Zhang Yang happily picked up a piece of iced watermelon and took a big bite.
Just thinking about the way his little cousin tried his best to open the bronze coffin but couldn't open it, even using the chessboard of fate and still getting nothing but vomiting thirty liters of blood, Zhang Yang felt extremely happy.
Mu Se, aren't you very coquettish
You dare to trick me into becoming a human shield! You deserve it!
When Zhang Yang finished eating the iced watermelon and sarcastically despised someone ten thousand times in his heart,
Mu Shaoan also finished eating peanuts and drinking a small amount of shochu at the same time, and also ended his ruthless whipping and mocking of someone a hundred thousand times in his heart -
The two people looked at each other, and after a second,
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Three bahs as a token of respect, my cousin is wise and mighty!"
"Nine fingers pointed down, my cousin is cool and charming!"
"Hahaha, cousin, you are too flattering."
"Hehehe, cousin, you are too modest."
"No matter where you are, cousin, you have always been my idol in life."
"Just so so, cousin, you have always been my dream coordinate."
"I want half of what's in the coffin!"
"Why don't you say you're ugly?"
"Cousin, this is wrong!"
"Cousin, don't mention this!"
"Cousin, your Sword Immortal World has been severely damaged."
"Cousin, don't you know that if you hear the truth in the morning, you will die in the evening?"
"Cousin, why do you refuse good doctors when you are so ill?"
"Cousin, why do you sit in a well and look at the sky when you can't see Mount Tai with a leaf covering your eyes?"
"Hahaha, cousin, you are too confident!"
"Hahaha, cousin, you are too confident."
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
The two glared at each other again! This scene made Qu Shang sitting beside him stunned at first, and then finally couldn't help laughing!
"Pfft hahaha! Uh, you guys keep on—keep on!"
After saying that, he was still chuckling, and he took out a plate of melon seeds from somewhere. It was so delicious that he ate it with relish.
Mu Shaoan bared his teeth and winked at Qu Shang with a smile:
"Sister-in-law, in this battle just now, even if I don't have any merit, I still have to work hard, right?"
"Yes, without your tactical command and advance prediction, the ancient god would definitely be able to break out of the siege, and then kill us all in seven in and seven out attacks. I have something to say about this." Qu Shang nodded seriously. Since the battle just ended, Mu Shaoan's identity could no longer be concealed, so she immediately knew that this brother-in-law was worth winning over. After all, it was related to whether her status as a concubine could be changed to a regular one.
As for the joke - well, someone, at worst, she can be a bully hundreds of times. Anyway, she was so desperate in that battle just now. If she doesn't give an explanation, she will really go crazy.
In fact, it was precisely because of this that a certain comedian officially introduced Mu Shaoan, his brother-in-law, to her. This was a very important signal. As smart as Qu Shang, how could he not know that she was one step closer to being righted
Alas, it is easy for her to be this concubine!
"Sister-in-law is really discerning, understanding of justice, virtuous and beautiful. I, Xiaomu, can pat my chest here and say, if my aunt and uncle were still alive, they would definitely be happy. Oh, sister-in-law, you don't know, Before my aunt and uncle died, they said to me with tears in their eyes, "Oh, Xiao Anzi, look at your cousin Xiao Yangzi, who can't be seen alive or dead now. He is dead if you say he is dead. Why not?" What about leaving us dozens of little grandchildren? It’s not filial! It’s not filial!”
"So now that I see you, sister-in-law, so virtuous, generous, beautiful and dignified, just like a fairy, oh my god, believe it or not, my aunt will immediately pull my uncle out of the coffin and dance in the square!"
Mu Shaoan really has no limits!
"And sister-in-law, don't worry. The life span you lost before will be wrapped up in my little Anzi. Isn't it two million years? After a while, I will also let you advance to the ancient god level. Yes! The ancient god is very rare. , our family has a lot of wholesale products.”
"Hey, pay attention, whose tongue is that? If you don't pick it up carefully, it will be blown away by the wind!"
Zhang Yang finally couldn't help it anymore. I have never seen such a shameless person!
"I can take a third of it, right?" Mu Shaoan turned around and said seriously.
"Not even one tenth is enough. This matter involves too much and I can't drag you down." Zhang Yang could only say tactfully.
"Sister-in-law, look what he said? Don't drag me down! What kind of bastard just sacrificed his blood to me for nothing? And I didn't vomit blood this time? There is no price for the movement of the destiny chessboard. I'm about to do it now. I'm dying!" Mu Shaoan jumped up, feeling extremely aggrieved.
Qu Shang hesitated for a moment and looked at Zhang Yang, but said nothing, but the intention of asking was obvious.
Zhang Yang sighed,
"This is a mission item. How can I hand in the mission if I give it to you?"
"Mission item?" Mu Shaoan's eyes suddenly opened wider than an ox, and he didn't even bother to cover up his dying state. It was like a mouse smelling sesame oil or an old cat smelling fish.
"There are still missions! It's so weird, brother, you are now a new ancient god in the fourth sequence, but you still need to take on missions? Let me find an organization that can give you missions. Then what kind of background does he have? Come on, tell me. I will help you with your advice. I will tell you, brother, the character of some old coins is beyond your estimation. People like you never leave the door but never step out of the door. Those fat pig otakus will definitely be deceived by them into losing their entire family and leaving their wives and children. Hey, are you willing to let go of such a young and beautiful beauty as my sister-in-law?"
"Hurry up, leave the hardships and sufferings to me, and enjoy the happiness and contentment for you. If you have any shortcomings, brother, how can I be worthy of my aunt and uncle who are so stubborn!"
"I'll do it!"
Zhang Yang jumped away in horror and wiped Mu Shaoan's nose in disgust. What happened to this guy
"As for that? You are a serious gamer. You want to take the mission when you hear it, and you get excited when you see the mission! Well, since you want to know so much, let's make a deal!"
Zhang Yang sat down solemnly and took out a piece of paper to write down his intention for cooperation.
Mu Shaoan rushed over and sat down in one step.
"Okay, as long as you tell me the answer, I won't want the contents of the coffin, and I will help you guard your world for a thousand years to prevent being attacked by Thousand-Armed Shura."
"Deal!" Zhang Yang thought for a moment and felt that it was feasible.
"This is not a game, but it involves the long river of time and the six sequence structures..."
Zhang Yang explained in detail how he became the trainee Time Guardian. In addition to Mu Shaoan, there was also Qu Shang in the audience. This could be regarded as a reward for her previous efforts.
But when he finished speaking, Mu Shaoan's expression became extremely strange and - proud!
What made Zhang Yang even more speechless was that the galaxy mark representing his identity as a trainee time guardian suddenly appeared automatically, and a line of information flowed in his heart.
"If you find a target that complies with the rules of time guardian, please guide him to join the time guardian camp. The guidance method is to split half of the galaxy mark and give it to the target."
"Task reward: The attendance requirement after one million years will be reduced by half. Note, if you guide three trainee time guardians and all pass the assessment requirements one million years later, you will have the opportunity to become an official time guardian."
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"Hahaha, cousin, no matter how cunning you are, you can't defeat my clever calculations! I have long deduced through the destiny chessboard that you have a big opportunity for me. Now it seems that I am indeed a born pig. Feet!"
Mu Shaoan laughed wildly.
Zhang Yang could only sigh, so it can only be said that everyone has their own pursuits. His identity as a trainee time guardian is only used by him for emergency loans. He doesn't care about it at all on weekdays, just hoping to get away with it. Just pass the assessment.
But for a person like my little cousin, believe it or not, if he takes this identity, he will go around the world looking for tasks to do tasks
"Uncle and aunt, I'm sorry, I've tried my best."