The marriage date of Yan Xuhuan and Shangguan Mo has been finalized. Just half a month later, as soon as the news came out, the hundreds of thousands of troops in Barbarian City were boiling. Half wailing, half blessing.
In such an atmosphere, another exciting news came out, that the group of rough men in the Tianqi camp led by Shangguan Mo reluctantly set up the ring together and invited the Shangguan girl who stole their boss to compete.
This time it was lively, and the barracks from top to bottom gave birth to the idea of watching the lively, looking forward to the arrival of the ring day. They also wanted to see who was able to subdue Shangguan Mo, who had frightened the enemy.
Therefore, three days later, on the edge of the arena, there will be circles and circles watching the officers and soldiers who are not on duty, and at a glance, good guy, it is completely a sea of people! All of them whispered and opened their eyes wide, waiting for Yan Xuhuan to appear.
"Do you think she will come?" A brother in the Tianqi camp looked up and saw that the sun was gradually rising, but there was still no sign of the Shangguan girl. "Is she scared by us?"
"No, she shouldn't be so cowardly looking at her."
"That's not necessarily true. Even with her thin arms and thin legs, no matter how powerful her martial arts are, she is definitely not a match for the hundreds of us."
"Yes, yes, even if we are not her opponents individually, but the wheels are up, it won't take long for her to be exhausted and defeated."
"That's right, in order to keep the boss, I don't want this face anymore."
"If you want me to tell you, don't be careless. Since she dares to agree to the invitation of us people, she has a certain degree of confidence in winning, and she must remember not to underestimate the enemy."
"Don't worry, we have some thieves in our hearts."
When talking with the rough men in the Tianqi Camp, Yan Xuhuan rode a vigorous horse and appeared like a beast with his own people. I saw second brother Niu and a group of sturdy men behind her. The stout figure was like a moving hill; the half-bared shoulders were round and wide, and they were all muscles. You could see every muscle at a glance. All hide the surging power.
When the onlookers saw this, they made a roar, which is interesting, and the momentum is so powerful! ! !
Seeing this, the people from the Tianqi Camp looked quite bad. What about going to the meeting alone? How about a single-player fight? Are you going to be a group pick now? Sure enough, Shangguan girl is an unreliable person, and she must not let the boss follow this big liar.
"What do you mean? Do you want to fight in groups?" The deputy general of the Tianqi battalion stepped forward and stood still, asking Yan Xuhuan aloud.
"No, no. The group of friends behind me worried that if I came alone, I would be bullied by you, so I came here to cheer for me."
The deputy general of the Tianqi battalion heard Yan Xuhuan say this, and two suspicious blushes climbed on his cheeks, burning panic. Seeing this, the brother who followed closely behind reminded in a low voice: "This is all for the boss, hold on."
Hearing this, the deputy general of the Tianqi battalion pretended to clear his throat and said, "That's very good." I don't want the old face or something for the time being.
Yan Xuhuan curled the corners of her lips and said, "Carry in." It was obviously a light word, but it spread far and wide, so that the soldiers watching from afar could hear it clearly, as if she was whispering beside you general.
As the sound fell, the guys at the inn came with carriages, and the onlookers automatically gave way. He stared at the big wine vat on the carriage with gleaming eyes, the strong aroma of wine floated from the tip of his nose, and his mouth was full of saliva. If it weren't for the self-consciousness of being a soldier, he would have turned into a bandit and rushed to grab it.
The inn is closed today, only doing this business of Yan Xuhuan. In fact, the most important thing is that the guests are all here to see the excitement, and no one will really go to eat.
When the wine jar fell to the ground, Yan Xuhuan scooped a small half spoon into the pottery bowl, raised his head and took a sip. The empty bowl circled around, and said with a smile: "Everyone is free, it's enough." Everyone was excited. Yea, someone who couldn't hold back already jumped up, couldn't wait to scoop a spoonful and drank.
Yan Xuhuan shook her head and laughed, and added: "But, don't waste it, I bought this with the money I bought from my wife, it's very precious."
The laughing voice came from everyone's ears, and they couldn't help laughing. They responded in unison: "Okay, okay." I hurriedly grabbed it.
For these stern men, they can stay away from women's lust for three years, but they can't stay away from fine wine for three years. It is rare to find time to drink such a small cup to relieve cravings.
Moreover, there is still General Xu acquiescing today, how can they bear it, rolling up their sleeves is just four words: drink to Laozi.
Yan Xuhuan put down the wine bowl and took the lead in flying onto the ring.
Soon someone in the Tianqi Camp also drank a big bowl and followed the flying.
The onlookers were a little quieter, and their eyes were staring at the people in the ring for a moment. Just when they thought there would be a dazzling fight, the first round ended with just one move.
I saw the arrogant Tianqiying teenager on weekdays, and the red-clothed woman who was knocked over by the top of the ring, and she was shocked out of the ring with one move. For a few breaths, there was silence under the ring, only the sound of the wind blowing yellow sand.
Then there was thunderous applause and boos. This is so damn cool, I can't get used to the arrogance of Tianqiying on weekdays. At this time, a delicate woman won the victory in public with only one move, and I saw how cool it was: "Haha. Haha, relieve your anger."
The face of the Tianqi Camp could not be hung, and someone went up immediately, but the result was the same. Before she could show her skills, she was kicked or slapped by her lightning-fast movement, and she felt aggrieved in her heart: This Shangguan girl is too shameless.
When Yan Xuhuan responded to their invitation to fight, she had already made up her mind to fight quickly, and she must not be slowly exhausted by this group of people one by one, causing her defeat.
Therefore, this time, there is only one word: fast
The people in the arena watched this one-sided scene, and when they secretly admired Yan Xuhuan's high martial arts skills and not a mortal, they also cheered at the Tianqi Camp in unison.
Since the establishment of the Tianqi Battalion, it has never been so humiliating. That time, it was not like a magic soldier descending from the sky, killing the Quartet. At this moment, they couldn't even make two moves under Yan Xuhuan's hands, and in front of so many people below, their faces hurt instantly.
Sigh secretly, you shouldn't be so arrogant on weekdays! ! !
The deputy general of the Tianqi battalion looked at the situation and felt bad. If things continued like this, they would definitely be kicked off the ring with one move until the end. Therefore, the tiger's eyes wandered around, clapped his hands, and made a decision. With a wink at the remaining brothers, the tacit understanding accumulated over the years can be understood with just one look.
So, Yan Xuhuan saw the Tianqiying swarm flying over the ring, all of them did not hide their clumsiness, used their skills, and greeted them all.
"I can see that my face is red, and you are also shameless. Brothers, don't you think so?" Brother Niu said, his brothers followed suit, booing and booing constantly, and the sky in the ring could be heard. The knight's neck turned red, and the officers and men under the ring turned their faces away when they heard it, and didn't see it for a while.
What a fucking shame, all of them were thrown into the sky.
Second brother Niu saw Yan Xuhuan being besieged by the crowd again. Although he looked cautious, he didn't show any signs of defeat. He made the best use of his ability to see and insert needles to the extreme. With his extremely fast movement technique, those people were in a hurry. He was relieved, holding the wine bowl hahaha laughing.
The Tianqi Camp was in a hurry at the beginning, but gradually got used to it. The two sides fought more and more fiercely, and all the tricks were used. For a time, a gust of wind blew on the arena, and the clanging sound of the weapons intersected, often accompanied by the sparks caused by the iron.
Yan Xuhuan's heart is angry and funny, these people are really... Alas!
It's a one-on-one duel that you proposed, can you have a bit of a contract spirit? He even fell down and got up to join the fight.
Yan Xuhuan couldn't play hard against this group of people, and couldn't lose. Seeing the time slip away little by little, I can't help but feel anxious.
It seems that today needs to be shameless. Yan Xuhuan thought of this, and the scabbard was changed to a point. Wherever they went, the soldiers of the Tianqi Camp were fixed, standing like wooden stakes on the ring.
Second brother Niu and others originally wanted to ignore Yan Xuhuan's intentions and stepped forward to help beat them up. Suddenly seeing that Yan Xuhuan was no longer entangled with them, they directly broke their attack and finished the acupuncture, and they couldn't help but cheer in unison. .
It didn't take long for the Tianqi battalion to be wiped out, and Yan Xuhuan maliciously slapped him off the ring with his sword scabbard.
"Okay..." The onlookers applauded without hesitation, and when they saw the Tianqi Camp falling to the ground, they laughed mercilessly, to see if they would be able to chatter again in the future.
In Tianqiying's heart, after this "discussion", they were completely convinced and no longer challenged. In the hearts of these rough people, there are only four words: the strong are respected.
Moreover, the more I look at Yan Xuhuan, the more I like it. Not only is he good-looking, but his martial arts are so powerful that he feels that he is a good match for his boss, Shangguan Mo. This mood changed, so did the meaning in his eyes. He stared at her from time to time, and even gave out a demonic uncle's smile, which made Yan Xuhuan get goosebumps.
"Have your subordinates been beaten stupid?" Yan Xuhuan nestled in Shangguan Mo's arms and passed the boring time in the pavilion.
Shangguan Mo squeezed a purple grape full of juice and handed it to Yan Xuhuan's lips, full of love, and opened his lips silently: Don't worry about them.
"Yeah." Yan Xuhuan rolled her tongue against her fingertips, chewed it carefully, filled her mouth with sweet sweetness, raised her head slightly, and covered Shangguan Mo's lips. After teasing, she gasped. Angrily, he asked in a hoarse voice, "Is it sweet?"
In response to the word Yan Xuhuan, only the delicate red lips covered by Shangguan ink.
The soldiers of the Tianqi Battalion fell off the wall: "..." We are still here, can you be more reserved.
The time is in the two people's tired and crooked, and it is an auspicious day. The entire [Barbarian City] was in a state of joy, and everyone who heard the news brought this place back to its former prosperity.
In the morning, Yan Xuhuan rode a tall horse, dressed in a phoenix crown, and today she is both the groom and the bride. Brother Niu followed behind with a group of people playing gongs and drums, carrying a sedan chair. At this time, it was time to go to the temporary general's mansion to welcome the relatives.
Young Master Yu looked at his little sister Shangguan Mo with a complicated face. He didn't expect this day to come so quickly.
"General, the young lady doesn't want to wear rouge, what should I do?" The maid's voice brought Yu Gongzi's thoughts back and forth to reality.
Young Master Yu frowned and said, "Today is a good day for you to get married, how can you be plain?"
Shangguan Mo smiled lightly and shook his head, and then wrote a line of small characters: "She doesn't like to paint with powder, thrush, and incense."
This made Young Master Yu and her servants twitch at the corners of their mouths, who were looking at this line of words. She didn't need to say this, and several people knew that it must be Shangguan Dan.
In fact, what Shangguan Mo did not write was: She said that without makeup, she is extremely beautiful and most moving.
Seeing her insistence, Young Master Yu followed her. At this time, there were sounds of gongs and drums outside, and it didn't take long for Yan Xuhuan to come in in person, ignoring the rules.
Young Master Yu wanted to say something, but he couldn't say a word after opening his mouth, so he pursed his lips and watched as she held Shangguan Mo's hand with a spring breeze on her face, greeted him casually, and passed by ruthlessly.
After Shangguan Mo stepped out of the door, he found that the road he was about to walk on was covered with flowers. In this way, she was held in the sedan chair by Yan Xuhuan, smelled the refreshing fragrance of flowers, and came to the escort bureau a little dizzy all the way.
When it is auspicious time, it is time to worship the church. Incense, candles, firecrackers are fired, and all the guests are looking forward to it.
The prefect and Yu Gongzi were on each side, leading the crowd to give up the ingenious flower path for the newcomers to walk.
"One Worship"
"Second Worship Hall"
"Wife and Wife Farewell"
After Old Man Wang shouted out these four words in a serious manner, all the guests couldn't help laughing, tears flashed in their eyes, and Old Man Wang was so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him, and wanted to curse again.
Then I thought that today is a faint good day, and I can't spoil the atmosphere. I opened my mouth and shouted: "Send to the bridal chamber."
Yan Xuhuan wanted to sneak away to accompany Shangguan Mo, but how could Young Master Yu and the soldiers from Tianqiying let her go. I can't fight it, I admit it, if I can't drink this wine, then I really can kill myself with a piece of tofu.
Therefore, Yan Xuhuan was held by you and I changed his congratulations one by one, forcing Yan Xuhuan to drink one by one. At the end of the day, I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and west. I just feel that the world is turning upside down, and I can't tell where the real person is.
Shangguan Mu, who was quietly hiding among the guests, saw those soldiers who had been drinking too much, still holding up their wine bowls to find Yan Xuhuan to drink. When the wine bowl, Shangguan Mo appeared.
Yan Xuhuan faintly smelled Shangguan Mo's breath, and turned around, drunk and staggered.
Fortunately, Shangguan Mo leaned over and took the person into his arms. It was full of tenderness and the aroma of wine. Before drinking, he was still a little drunk. Looking up, the second brother Niu, who was supposed to be drinking, has been poured into unconsciousness, snoring.
All the guests in the yard were all swaying and swaying. From time to time, a drunkard walked straight towards the tree, but he slammed into it and fell to the ground, and fell asleep on the spot.
Seeing this, Shangguan Mo instructed his entourage to take good care of these people, then he hugged Yan Xuhuan and left.
Shangguan Mu raised the wine jar and kept pouring it into his mouth. The mellow wine was poured all over him, and he was choked and coughed, and he was quite embarrassed for a while. In a short time, his face was flushed red, and he heard a thud, and the man fell straight to the ground, fainted from drunkenness.
Seeing this, the soldier next to him hurriedly went up to check, but saw a roll of things protruding from his left general's arms. He carefully pulled it out and unfolded it. He was shocked. , This valiant woman on paper is clearly Shangguan Dan.
Turning his head and looking around, he saw that everyone was dizzy and unnoticed, so he carefully folded them and put them back into Shangguan Mu's arms.
Shangguan Mu was so dizzy, in a dream, he saw Shangguan Dan invite him and Shangguan Yi, the three "brothers and sisters" took Shangguan Mo for a walk together, chasing butterflies passing by on the green grass, and angered by fresh clothes from the sea of reed flowers. The horse passed by.
It turned out that he once had the opportunity to be happy, but... it was destroyed by himself. Her repeated intangible tolerance, did she also think about the friendship or brother-sister relationship when she was young? Yes, yes, it must be.
Otherwise, she could have secretly sent someone to kill me with a sword, right? No, no, she is so good, how could she secretly follow the path of a villain like herself.
The soldier standing beside Shangguan Mu, saw him with pain on his face, joy on his face, tears from the corners of his eyes, and was so dizzy that he couldn't help thinking: What is this dreaming of
On the other side, on the night of the bridal chamber, the tent was fluttering, surrounded by a sea of flowers, adorned with bright and clean light leaking in from the window, Yiren was whispering softly, and the affectionate panting was an inseparable love.
Tonight, you and I drink together, and then the hair becomes entangled again; you are my wife, and I am your wife;
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Together with Shangguan Mo, Yan Xuhuan, who had walked her whole life with happiness and perfection, returned to the [God Realm], with a calm expression, raised her hand and gently pressed it on her chest, where it was warm because it was soaked with the mute girl's body. Love.
System: "Boss, start the next world in 30 minutes."
Yan Xuhuan closed her eyes and nodded slightly. Due to the intervention of the main system, this mission can be considered to have completed the mission of the metamorphosis's main double-split CP. The quest rewards and huge live broadcast income, these spar stones that should have made her happy, at this time, not even a little bit can arouse her joy.
The system knew that the boss was trapped in the previous world and could not get out. In order to prevent the remaining emotions from affecting the achievement of the next world task, it activated the A-level memory fade, which was almost equivalent to erasing this memory.
When Yan Xuhuan opened her eyes again, she appeared in a bedroom, and the atmosphere of local tyrants filled her eyes.
As soon as he took a breath, the smell of smoke from the whole room entered his lungs, almost choking someone to death, and mixed with the smell of poured wine and spicy lobster, which is really not something that ordinary people can stand.
In the blink of an eye, 360 degrees, well, this is a complete garbage dump. The exposed clothes of bright red, purple and green were scattered all over the place. It seemed that they were thrown away after they were worn, and they were not washed, and the sources of those smells were also presented one by one.
Two words popped out of my mind: pig's nest
Thinking like this, the drowsy head wants to get up, but... what's the situation? Why didn't it succeed all of a sudden
Look closely, come on, find the reason.
Bucket waist, convex, no eyesight; Elephant legs, horizontal, no eyesight; unicorn arm, bigger than the model's thigh, even more invisible.
At this time, Yan Xuhuan only had this line in his heart: it's over, it's over, I want to die on the first day
The head that was raised with great effort fell heavily on the pillow, which can only be described as life without love.
The system felt a little embarrassed and comforted, "Boss, you have to cheer up, you can do it. "
Yan Xuhuan: "No, I just want to die."
System: "Actually, look in the mirror, every fat man is a potential stock, and you will always find some advantages from it."
Yan Xuhuan's forehead has a black line, and he will always find some advantages, which is even more heartbreaking.
But still struggling to get up, there is still a glimmer of hope in my heart. With bare pig hooves, he walked to the mirror with trembling steps.
Is this eye a line? This nose... uh... let's not say it for now, it's hard to say; this mouth, huh, with this face that stretches and grows in all directions, it's a small cherry mouth.
After reading it, Yan Xuhuan couldn't help sighing, and could only use four words to describe this honor: I couldn't bear to look directly.
Yan Xuhuan: "Old Department, if I want to go back, just treat my mission as a failure." This is really... I want to die. I can't find the slightest advantage in this body at all.
System: "... Boss, although I feel that your present honor is too harsh, but you only have to continue the mission, so I have to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman to endure."
Yan Xuhuan: "..." I really don't want to talk, but... eh! When you are discouraged, you can take it easy. A life without beauty can only be done with hard power. "The plot sucks."
System: "Okay, the plot is downloading."
From the plot, Yan Xuhuan finally found a slight advantage of the original owner, that is, the thief has money.
That's right, the original owner is a strange woman who has no advantages except money, known as "Shrimp (Blind) Sister."
The source of her title, hehe, it is even more strange, her name: Han Lobster
To be able to endure such a name until the age of 24 is really not a tough character, not afraid of nicknames, and has an excellent mentality. Also, the parents who can accept the god stick to give her such a name can really be said to be their own biological children, and they will not show anything outside.
If others didn't know, they thought that the original owner bought the lobster as a gift, and then the parents were lazy and bald.
Let's take a look at the life of the original owner. The original owner has always been a rich man since he was a child. I am the most arrogant and flat. I like handsome guys, especially the kind of grandma's handsome young men. Hungry wolves pounced on them.
To this end, she was ambitious and vowed to do a good job, so she opened a brokerage company [Qianjin Entertainment]. The staff are all handsome and handsome, and the artists who sign in are not all men, there are also women, and the quality is quite high. However, if they sign in, they will not give you good resources.
Not convinced? Want to break the contract? Yes, follow the contract, you can't pay for your original owner to follow your surname.
No matter how small an artist is, she still has such a small number of loyal fans. It is useless to call her on Weibo every day and scold her every day. What should the original owner do, the party is on, the handsome guy is hugging, let alone how wonderful life is.
In the end, the little fans were helpless and sighed that she was really a lobster, with a hard shell and resistant to resistance.
Among the female artists who signed (cheated) in, there is a goddess-level character who is very popular among fans, named: Lin Muhan
Just because she played a small supporting role in a TV series, she was discovered by the sharp-eyed treasure girls, and she became a fan of her. In the words of fans, it is: fall in love at first sight
Originally, the little fans thought that their idols had a top heroine face, and they would definitely be discovered and appreciated, and they would be accompanied by flowers all the way. However, Han Lobster slapped them in the face with a solid slap in the face. If you have money, you can do whatever you want.
At the age of 18, Lin Muhan was forced to drop out of school to enter the circle, and unfortunately entered [Qianjin Entertainment]. When he was 20 years old, let alone three females and four females, it was not bad to have a character who survived three episodes.
This resource is so cruel, can fans not tear up the brokerage company? But it's still useless, you tear yours, I'm hi mine. What happened to being scolded on the hot search, what happened to the hot search when it was revealed that the private life was chaotic? In the words of the original owner: what is hot in your eyes, you can't even buy hot searches.
She was really pissed off. Some extreme little fans wanted to teach her how to be a person, but she couldn't even enter the community where the original owner lived.
Seeing this, Yan Xuhuan really didn't have the eyes to read the plot any further. It's fine for a person to be round and round, with such a thick skin and no sense of shame.
Thinking of this mess left by the original owner, Yan Xuhuan supported her forehead, this will be a world full of cyber attacks.