When Yan Xuhuan's fingerprint unlocked and opened Weibo, the facial muscles gradually tightened. May the Lord really be the most powerful and can always refresh your imagination.
Personal Weibo account: Qianjin Lobster
The latest content has only five words, it is: you big idiot
The update time was at 22:25 last night.
Just looking at this Weibo, in addition to these few words, we can see that the micro-knowledge reveals the attributes of the person who started the word with brain disability and mental retardation, and there is not much place to eat melons. However, it was such a coincidence that just last night Han Lobster led people to express his admiration to the traffic niche student Gu Yi in public. As a result, he was naturally rejected by the trembling corners of his lips.
The video of Han Lobster showing love and being rejected went viral on the Internet, echoing the time of posting on Weibo to vent. Everyone understands that these five words without naming names are scolding.
Therefore, the original owner, who is a god, was steadily sent to the top of the hot search list, and was scolded.
[Comment area]：
"Han Lobster, you're really laughing to death. Is it worthy of your discoloration?"
"Don't lie on the toilet, and see what kind of virtue you have."
"You said that you are so rich, why don't you go for plastic surgery? Who is going to be sick to death when you walk around blindly all day long?"
"Grass mud horse is rubbish, you are a big idiot, your whole family is a big idiot."
"You are so thirsty, do you want to be dragged to the zoo to be matched? Oh wrong, it should be put in a stinky pool, after all, you are a lobster!"
"It's purely a passerby. It's not a sin to be ugly. You don't need to go to the gang and automatically put your words into it. Are you a little extreme when you curse like this?"
"Damn it, where is the brainless fan who came out ahead? Who the fuck is on the line? She's an idiot if she doesn't want to be blind and forced to scold people first. Are we people here to scold her?"
"Everyone who comes to scold the lobster praise me, stand up."
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The most powerful people involved in the scolding battle are naturally Gu Yi's fandom, each of them are berserkers in the Internet. Under the command of Fantou, it means where to fight, accurate, fast, and effective.
There are also a small number of fans of the [Qianjin Entertainment] artist, who have been complaining for a long time. When they get the chance, they will go. The keyboard crackles, and new comments keep pouring in.
There are even artists with unclear minds or enthusiasm who take the lead in liking and commenting, and netizens who eat melons from all walks of life are so excited that they follow the rhythm to abuse and arrange.
In the past night alone, the original owner's Weibo brought out more than N related hot searches, and the popular artists also got a wave of exposure. Various corporate propaganda and various self-media, re-find new entry points for hot searches and add new ones. The content is another wave of beautiful traffic.
Yan Xuhuan's head was really hurting at this time, she raised her hand and rubbed her forehead.
System: "Boss, are you okay?"
Yan Xuhuan closed her eyes: "What do you think?" She sighed again and said, "Personal safety is a problem."
System: "The original owner has always been accompanied by bodyguards, so you don't have to worry too much."
Yan Xuhuan nodded. For unnecessary trouble, the two bodyguards who went out in the future had to be kept and used.
On the first day of her new arrival, Yan Xuhuan was not going to go out, so she stayed at home and didn't care about what happened to the company. She called someone from a housekeeping company to clean the house and wiped the corners of the villa on the upper and lower floors. The sofa, bed, clothes, shoes and other items were cleaned out one by one, and all new ones were ordered according to personal preferences and body shape conditions.
After the last group of people who delivered the equipment left, the room finally quieted down, the whole house looked brand new, and there was a faint fragrance of flowers in the air. Yan Xuhuan took a deep breath and then slowly spit it out, her eyes filled with joy. "Finally, it's for people to live in."
At this time, I was in the mood to sit half-cross-legged on the new carpet against the sofa, and roughly went through the next things to do.
Losing weight is a must and a top priority. Others can bear this respectful face, but Yan Xuhuan can't bear it himself. Leaving aside the hot eyes, it is also very inconvenient to move. What if you have to run for your life in case of danger? It's really hard to imagine the funny picture of running down sweat and looking back, it seems to be in the same place.
System: "You can't tolerate the combination of beauty and fatness."
Yan Xuhuan: "Stop, just know, you don't have to say it."
System: "Yes, you continue."
The original owner's obesity is not caused by congenital or local causes, but due to excessive diet, excessive energy intake, and lack of exercise, which leads to the appearance of this extremely rich state.
If you know the reason, you will know how to "prescribe" the right medicine.
Losing weight naturally requires both internal and external, exercise from the outside, and diet from the inside.
In terms of exercise, you should not rush forward, you need to take it slowly according to your own acceptance, and you must not exercise excessively and damage your body. A well-balanced diet requires adequate intake of B vitamins that promote fat and sugar metabolism, and then gradually reduce the amount of food eaten with each meal.
You can also eat smaller meals more often, not only to comfort your appetite, but also to use the heat generated by eating to consume the calories stored in the body. The most important point is to ensure that the daily intake of nutrients can maintain the needs of the day.
Supplemented with acupoint weight loss method, using traditional Chinese medicine acupoints and meridians to push the abdomen, not only can reduce abdominal fat, but also cure many chronic diseases, there are many benefits, and you can do it alone without the help of others. Every day when I lie in bed, I watch Idol's TV series while exercising secretly.
The main route of acupoints in this method is from Huagai acupoint between the two chests, all the way to Qugu acupoint on the lower abdomen.
Losing weight is something that everyone can do successfully. The premise is that you can control your mouth, open your hands and feet, and turn persistence into a habit.
There are no fat and ugly girls in the world, only girls who give up halfway and stare at the screen without twisting their waists.
As the saying goes, one fat ruins everything, and one white hides a hundred ugliness.
When you are thin and white, you have stepped into the ranks of beautiful and beautiful fairies.
Yan Xuhuan has decided to take at least three hours of slow exercise time every day to increase her metabolic rate and burn calories like crazy.
This is an era where beauty is justice, and this is a circle where beauty is sex. Now that he has replaced the original owner, he must not only complete his own task, but also make a major transformation of the original owner's body.
This is a transformation that benefits others.
So this day, Yan Xuhuan didn't think about anything, either listening to songs and drinking tea, or exercising. She needs today's buffer time to calm down and face the cyber attack in this world. Wrong, it's a physical attack that spreads into her life.
At six o'clock in the morning the next day, Yan Xuhuan was woken up systematically and started her day. Put on loose and fat sportswear, and jog around the cottage on the tree-lined path. Every time the fat body moves, it is "shaking the branches". It didn't take a long time, and the sweat was pouring down, soaking through the sportswear.
Sweat flowed into his eyes, which was astringent and painful, and stimulated the lacrimal glands to keep pouring out tears. Yan Xuhuan had to use the small bottle of mineral water he carried to clean his eyes carefully. The scene was both funny and sad.
This small jog took a full fifty minutes. In the end, he was no longer jogging, but dragged his fat body forward little by little with perseverance.
After returning to the house, he lay on the carpet in all directions regardless of his image, not wanting to move a bit. She has a new understanding of losing weight. The plan is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
System: "Boss, you've been lying down for 10 minutes, it's time to take a shower."
Yan Xuhuan didn't move at all and said, "Let me lie down for another minute, just one minute."
The system didn't speak up, but the voice of "Didi" sounded in Yan Xuhuan's mind.
"Da." The sound was slightly heavier than Didi.
After listening to Yan Xuhuan, she opened her eyes and tried to get up.
"Put, thump, hiss."
Yan Xuhuan's legs were so soft that they were bent, and she fell back halfway, accidentally knocking her head, and gasping for breath.
The system smirked secretly, it really had never seen the boss before, at such a sad time. Hahahaha, it's really funny, thinking about how alluring her body is, it's completely two extremes compared to this time.
well! Boss, you have today too! ! ! Why do I look at you like this, inexplicably... so happy? Hahahahahaha...
Yan Xuhuan didn't know the inner activity of the system, and after a long sigh, she slowly stood up with her teeth clenched, moved to the bathroom and threw her body into the jacuzzi. After half an hour, I came out refreshed and tired.
Breakfast is a bowl of porridge with vegetables and a few pieces of fruit. After the meal, he changed into a loose red casual suit, and put on loose shoes to go to the garage, where two bodyguards were already waiting, and it was exactly 8:30 in the morning.
It took 20 minutes to drive to the CBD on the road, and when we got to the downstairs of the company, before people got off the bus, a group of people suddenly appeared around. There are young fans holding signs and banners. They are not very old, and some are even wearing school uniforms. It seems that they have slipped out of class.
Of course, there are no good words or good words on the banners, but all kinds of swear words.
Some other people are paparazzi holding cameras, following around the little fans not far or near, waiting for today's hot search to be released.
The title has been thought out #First-line superstar fans tear entertainment CEO, what is this for? "##Qianjin lobster admires Gu Yi, but is besieged by fans, ugly girls don't deserve love? ##Shocked, Gu Yi's fans beat people, the scene is extremely brutal#
Yan Xuhuan saw these clamoring children outside the car, and thought they were cute and pitiful, full of blood, but a double-edged knife in the hands of others.
System: "Boss, do you want to go out?"
Yan Xuhuan nodded slightly, then faced the bodyguard and said, "Get off."
Under the cover of two bodyguards, Yan Xuhuan got out of the car smoothly, and an egg flew towards him.
"Crack, snap" The egg fell on the black umbrella that was propped up in an instant.
Yan Xuhuan was well prepared. When she was in the car, she saw a little girl with a ponytail holding two eggs in her hand. The umbrella came out.
Seeing that the first "weapon" thrown out failed, the little girl was about to find a gap to throw the second egg over, when she unexpectedly bumped into Yan Xuhuan's eyes, she was stunned for a moment, and the whole person was like In the face of the enemy, his back instantly straightened.
Those eyes are so terrifying, as if they were real, they came straight at them. The little girl didn't know how to describe it, but she just felt... she felt very flustered. He immediately looked away, holding the egg, not knowing what to do.
Other fans were startled by the black fan that suddenly opened. Seeing that Yan Xuhuan was prepared, she was even more angry, and immediately pushed the two bodyguards with punches and kicks.
Yan Xuhuan saw that the bodyguards who were blocking him couldn't avoid it, a red mark appeared on his face, his eyes became cold, and he said to the two of them in a slow and slow manner: "Don't be too gentle, don't be cruel, don't die."
The voice was slow, but loud. The enthusiastic young fans, seeing the two bodyguards in tendon, shrank their heads, and their voices suddenly dropped a few decibels.
When the paparazzi in the back saw this picture, they felt that the hot scene couldn't be torn apart. Shouldn't they just go back like this? Impossible, as a paparazzi, how can you come back empty-handed, and let me start the live broadcast.
"Sister Shrimp, can you tell us who you are referring to on Weibo the night before? Is it Gu Yi? Is it because you were rejected for showing love and resentful, so you insulted the other party?"
Yan Xuhuan stood still, holding an umbrella in the clear sky, and said lazily, "Oh, are you talking about Weibo?"
The paparazzi nodded, waiting for Yan Xuhuan to give the real hammer, the little fans also pricked up their ears and stared at her, but there was no sound for a while.
"That Weibo post came out of my mind after reading it."
Paparazzi and little fans: You lie to ghosts, and you still feel it. You don't blink your eyes when you lie.
This is not like the style of a thousand gold lobsters. Usually, she dares to say it, and she is very rigid. Today, why does it feel that the taste is not right
Paparazzi: "Then which book did you read? It can make you feel so impressed, and the words are amazing."
Yan Xuhuan touched her nose and said, "The title of the book is [Dasha and Ersha, who is the dumbest?]"
The barrage of the live broadcast room opened by the paparazzi floated through rows and rows: Pooh and laughing to death
The paparazzi and the little fans felt that their IQ was being rubbed on the ground. He asked in astonishment, "Can you be more sincere when telling lies?"
Yan Xuhuan tilted her head puzzledly: "Is my appearance insincere?" As she said that, she stretched her head towards the camera, and instantly the overly fat face filled the entire screen. The photographer was so frightened that he took a few steps backwards before stopping.
The barrage in the live broadcast room calls directly:
"My god, where did the pig's head come from? I thought she was cute just now. Who the hell can stand it like this all of a sudden."
"It scared me to death, I almost lost my phone in the toilet."
"Mom, someone hurt my eyes."
"Who gave you the courage to bring that face closer to the camera?"
"Han Lobster, I was frightened and had a heart attack. You accompany me, bah bah, I made a typo, and you're going to pay me."
"Hahaha, the one in front made me laugh to death, do you really think you have a strong taste?"
"Actually... that... I suddenly found out that the skin of the lobster is a little too good, and you can't see the pores when you stick to the camera! It seems that fat people are all white and tender."
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The paparazzi sneered: "It's very sincere." Suddenly I found out that it was the lobster who used to be outspoken and thoughtless...cute!
When the paparazzi wanted to ask some other questions, Yan Xuhuan said, "Remember to call me a fairy in the future, you know?"
As soon as the words fell, the paparazzi, the little fans, and the netizens on the other side of the screen were all stunned.
All that was on my mind was: Is she serious? Mmmm... Judging from her serious expression, she must be serious.
Then came a sentence: I have never seen such a shameless person! ! !