Virtual World: The Legendary Thief

Chapter 241: Flowers and genitals

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The stone town lanes are lined with residential houses, and most of the Golden Knights’ troops are stationed in the valley behind the town. We only discovered this when we came to the end of the village. Moonlight Town is actually just the Golden Knights. In the front cover, even if the Kingdom Army captured Moonlight Town, the Golden Knights could fully rely on the terrain of the valley to carry out a Jedi counterattack.

"Dang~!"

A pair of knight's guns stood in front of us, and the cavalry guard said with a blank expression: "The barracks are heavy, no people waiting to enter!"

Murong Shanshan was stunned, and asked, "What should I do?"

I immediately went to the mountain and said, "We are friends of Duck, and I want to find something about him..."

After speaking, I suddenly felt that this was really fucking pale and weak.

Sure enough, the cavalry rolled his eyes: "Our adults are busy with official duties, and there is no time to see little people!"

He glanced at me and said: "You are from the Silver Moon Alliance. How can you be friends with us adults? The Hurricane Kingdom is a subject of the Silver Moon Alliance. We will meet each other sooner or later. Maybe, next The next time we see you, it will be on the battlefield."

Murong Shanshan brushed it out|to bring the lightsaber, I quickly held her and said: "Grandma, don't be impulsive! Our task still needs to be completed!"

"Huh, talking so aggressively, how do I feel that this guy has the same quality as urban management?"

At this time, a team of cavalry came over, and the leader was imbued with awe-inspiring golden armor.

I was overjoyed at once, grandma's, Dak was here to meet me, and today's character is about to explode!

Dark also clearly recognized me. He quickly turned over and got off his horse, and walked straight over. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, he actually gave me a standard knightly ceremony!

"Brave fighters, please accept my highest respect!"

When Duck said these words, a group of knights behind him also bowed on one knee at the same time, and the whole black people actually kneeled to themselves!

Murong Shanshan and I were dumbfounded. Although we are a group of NPCs, the game is so real that we still feel at a loss.

"Ding~!"

The system prompts: Do you accept Dake’s favor

Murong Shanshan also received this option, and immediately looked at me questioningly: "Will there be any side effects?"

"Who knows, for the task, accept it!"

I gritted my teeth and clicked OK.

Murong Shanshan didn't hesitate too much, and she accepted the task within a few seconds after I confirmed it.

As a result, something unexpected happened to both of us—

"Ding~!"

System reminder: Congratulations on joining the new camp! The faction friendliness increased by 5000!

Not only that, but in the next few seconds, Quanyueheng System also kept releasing a shocking news—

System Announcement: Some players touched the important plot of the system, which led to changes in the human camp. The server urgently needs to be updated. The system is officially maintained in half an hour. The duration is 6 hours. Players are requested to go offline normally, otherwise we will not be responsible for the losses caused to you. Thank you Cooperation!

Murong Shanshan looked at me in surprise, and I looked back at her.

"It seems that we are going to make things bigger this time..." I said helplessly, "From today, I am afraid that the four major camps will be split. The four major races of humans, elves, orcs, and undead will emerge. In the human camp..."

Murong Shanshan couldn't help covering her mouth with a smile: "Emerging humans? Then we are both emerging humans now?"

Thinking that we have joined Dak’s camp, I am speechless. I hate emerging humans. In my memory, emerging humans and non-mainstream people are people who run naked in pants, with "s" written on the left butt, and on the right "B" is written on the bottom.

As I was thinking, Murong Shanshan said, "The system will be maintained in half an hour. Why don't you come here earlier, I am bored at home by myself!"

I looked at the time: "It's too early, it looks like it won't be eight o'clock!"

"It doesn't matter if you stay at home anyway, isn't it? Why don't you? Why don't you come over and think about which restaurant to go to kill Wang's brother!" Murong Shanshan continued to lobby.

I couldn't hold back her boredom, so I said: "Okay, okay, I'll be over right away, do you want to eat something, I will buy it for you?"

Murong Shanshan shook her head and said: "No, don't eat now, I will eat the free supper of the Wang brothers later, it will definitely be more delicious! Go offline, let's get up together every morning to complete this task!"

I shook my head and had to go offline. I don't know what the Wang brothers are going to be slaughtered by Murong Shanshan. Of course, the dark side of my heart really hopes to slaughter them and they only have underwear, although this chance is not high.

Wang Xiaoer's level is only 42. It should be a type that hasn't been a long time in practice and rarely interacts with people. Otherwise, there is no reason to not recognize my game id. Then, why does he look down on me? Is it because my equipment makes him despise, or my looks. After thinking about it, it should be his jealousy. After all, there are not many boys who can mix with Murong Shanshan. To be precise, in Yueheng, probably I am the only one who has this honor.

I left a note for Lu Xuehan and the others, telling them that I went out for a supper, and then went downstairs. I had already planned it. If Xinyu called and asked me where I had supper, I would tell her that she just had a bad stomach. After wc, I believe she will not chase into the men's room.

Spring is here, the night wind is also warm, the moonlight is bright, the streets are prosperous, rich and prickly | The exciting night life is like the beauty in an evening dress Young men and women.

Not far in front, a little girl holding a red rose was looking around looking for her target. Suddenly, her absent-minded eyes were full of light, because she found a couple walking by.

I glanced at it slightly, and was a little surprised. The man's right hand wrapped around the woman's waist and moved upwards continuously. Under the dim light, I could vaguely see him kneading this. Needless to think, if the soft flesh that is constantly deforming under his hands is not a woman's breast, it is the fat on the woman's waist.

"Brother, buy a flower for my sister!" The little girl plucked up the courage and walked up, timidly saying: "Happy Valentine's Day to you!"

I suddenly remembered that tomorrow was February 14, a wonderful day when countless girls lost their virginity!

Unsurprisingly, the man reached out and took out a piece of 100 yuan, and handed it to the little girl: "Here are nine roses. You want fresh ones. Don't fool me with the remaining flowers of the night!"

The little girl looked distressed: "Brother, fifteen red roses apiece..."

"My day..." the man cursed naturally, and then said: "Then give me six, remember to ask me for 10 yuan!"

The little girl chose a few flowers and then gave them ten dollars.

The couple smiled at each other and went on sweetly, and vaguely heard the man say: "It's getting late, should we find a place to rest?"

The woman smiled "shyly": "No, they are going home... However, my parents have already gone to Huangshan to watch the sunrise. Tonight, I am the only one at home..."

The man smiled knowingly: "That's fine, it saves a hundred yuan for opening a house, enough to buy 5 boxes of raincoats..."

The woman was charming and coquettish: "You are good or bad, if you buy so many, I want you to use them up overnight..."

They gradually walked away, and I couldn't hear the following words when I raised my ears.

But the admiration for them has been overwhelmed by the flooding of the Yellow River. What a sturdy pair! Use 50 a night, grandma's, if the man is not the brave iron King Kong, then he must be the legendary undefeated bridal chamber!

"Brother, do you want to buy flowers?"

A timid voice came. I don't know when, the little girl selling flowers has already walked in front of me.

"Brother, buy some flowers..." she continued to plead.

It's okay to buy flowers, I don't care about the money, but it seems that I don't have a "sister" to give it.

"Um... Little sister, there is no sister next to my brother!" I knelt down and said.

Under the light, the little girl's slightly dirty face was full of hope, and her clear eyes looked at me flickering.

I was a little surprised, this girl is very delicate, if you wash your face, change into kawaii clothes, and do some haircutting, it will be a very punctual little loli!

The little girl said again: "It's okay. If you send flowers, I believe my sister will promise you..."

Although not a very clever lobbyist, the little girl’s words still touched me. It just so happened tonight that the Wang family brothers were going to invite Murong Shanshan to dinner, and take this opportunity to kill their prestige, damn, I’ll buy more roses. , Can't kill him!

So I said, "Little sister, how many roses do you have here?"

The little girl lowered her head and counted them carefully, and said, "There are 37 more flowers, do you want them for your brother?"

She smiled brightly, knowing that she met a big family tonight.

I nodded and made a rough calculation: "37 flowers, 15 yuan each, that's 555 yuan, how about 500 yuan for the portion I bought in bulk?"

"This... it's too cheap... I'm going to be scolded by my uncle..." the little girl said embarrassedly.

"Well, that counts as 550..."

"Okay!" The little girl smiled openly.

I swiped out 5 red and one green banknotes, handed them over and said, "Take them away!"

The little girl quickly collected the money, and then brought 37 roses over.

I thought for a while, took one out of it, and said to her: "37 flowers seem to be unlucky, this one, I will give it to you!"

"Huh?" The little girl blushed immediately, and it took a while before she hesitated: "Thank you, brother..."

I held flowers in my hand and hesitated. If I could divide it into three, Lu Xuehan, Xin Yu and Murong Shanshan each had 12 flowers, then grandma's saving money!

Continuing to walk on the road, a big man swaggered across the market with a big bouquet of roses. This situation immediately attracted the attention of passers-by. Young mmm would make enviable meows, and boys would express disdain for this behavior, because they Believe that relying on your own personality charm to conquer the beloved woman, that is what a real man should do. As for sending flowers, only a small man can seduce a woman by this kind of indiscriminate means.

I kept comforting myself, sending flowers was just a stimulus to the Wang family brothers. Even if Murong Shanshan accepted it, that would not prove anything. After all, she didn’t have a good impression of the Wang family brothers, not to mention her personality, this kind of cheapness is definitely Do not account for nothing.

I remember that a brother from a university once gave flowers to a girl who had a crush Does the genitals accompany you for aimless walks on the campus alley

Since then, the buddy has a phobia of flowers, and I heard that he also has a concurrent phobia of genitals. He is really a poor man, I don’t know how he is now.

Thinking as I walked, ten minutes later, I was already downstairs at Murong Shanshan's house.

Ok? A few people downstairs were standing there, seemingly familiar.

That's right, it's the Wang family brothers. The Wang Xiaoer looks very similar to the game in reality, except that he has yellow hair on his head and a golden necklace hung under his neck, just like a nouveau riche in the 90s.

He immediately noticed me, lit a cigarette, and asked me with a smile, "Brother, waiting for my girlfriend?"

I was taken aback, and then I thought that my current appearance was very different from that in the game, but he didn't recognize it!

"Yeah, how about buying so many roses!" I also laughed, and it was the kind of very public laughter.

Wang Xiaoer looked down at my flowers, rolled his eyes, and said, "Buying so many, it must have cost a lot of money. It seems that this time, you are determined to take them down?"

He showed a rather wretched smile, grandma's, the deep meaning of the word "take down" is really intriguing.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Wang Xiaoer said again: "Brother, anyway, you can't use up your flowers and leaves. How about transferring the points to me? It's a bit late now. There are not many people selling flowers outside!"

My face was embarrassed: "But it's not easy for me to buy these flowers. I only bought them after traveling more than a dozen streets and more than ten kilometers, and they are quite expensive!"

Wang Xiaoer was very happy when he saw a play. He patted his chest and said, "It's okay, it's money. Brothers who buy a few roses can still afford it. You can sell it for as much as you want. !"

I think he was bold, so he was bold: "If this is the case, then I will sell you at the original price, 200 yuan a piece, how many do you want?"

When I was speaking, Wang Xiaoer almost flashed his tongue, and he looked at me dumbfounded: "What? Two hundred yuan a flower, what kind of flower is this flower, is it the best violet?"

"Since I can't afford it, then forget it..." I immediately showed a scornful look, "Chasing a girl, chasing a fart if you don't have money!"

Even so, but to be fair, when I was with a few mms, I really didn't spend a lot of money.

Wang Xiaoer was blushing when I said that, he immediately walked to his brother and said, "Brother, give me two thousand yuan!"

Mr. Wang asked in surprise: "What do you want so much money for? I will bring 20,000 yuan. What if I don't have enough to pay for it later?"

"Eating 10,000 for a meal is terrific, what are you afraid of?"

Seeing Wang Xiaoer's grin, Boss Wang shook his head and took out the money from his arms.

It’s cool to see Boss Wang’s meat hurts. Fuck you, let you despise me. Didn’t I just wear Baleno? What about Baleno? I think you so-called wealthy people are not fully equipped. Go to Miro!

With 20 tickets in hand, this heavy feeling is really wonderful!

"This one is good, this one is also good..." I began to select roses for Wang Xiaoer.

"This, it seems to be about to die, right?" He questioned.

"Have you done it? Look at this flower and color, this leaf is so vibrant!" I lobbied endlessly.

"Hey, give me this one too? It hasn't opened yet!"

"Damn, you know what a fart, this is called budding! Just like a shy girl, you have to hide half and expose half to taste. What kind of person is that sentence? By the way, it's still holding a pipa and half covering your face! "

"My day, brother, you are so knowledgeable..."

When we were happily sharing the spoils, the door of the building opened and a pleasant female voice came.

"Auntie, I'm so embarrassed, you still invite me to dinner so late..."

It was Murong Shanshan, along with her Aunt Wang, Wang Xiaoer and Wang's old lady.

I didn't even notice that Murong Shanshan looked embarrassed. There was a sweet smile on her beautiful face in the dim light.

"Ah, Lin Fan, are you here?!"

Murong Shanshan said with some exaggerated surprise, I nodded slightly, and Wang Xiaoer, who had just exchanged two thousand yuan for my ten inferior roses, was already defaced.

Murong Shanshan's beautiful eyes immediately fell on the rose in my hand, and she immediately smiled sweeter.

Wang Xiaoer stepped forward and was about to speak, but it was obvious that Murong Shanshan's speed was faster. She ran to me lightly, as if she was still resting.

"Lin Fan..."

Being shy and shy doesn't seem very appropriate anymore. I can't find words to describe Murong Shanshan's charming demeanor at this time. This kind of acting is definitely beyond the diva level. If you take a dv and put it on the forum, the post It will be overwhelmed!

Seeing that I didn't respond, Murong Shanshan glared at me secretly, seeming to be very dissatisfied with my performance.

Thinking that I am also smart and clever, so I quickly held the flowers to my chest and said sincerely: "Shanshan, I hope every day of yours is as beautiful as a flower..."

Damn, after I finished speaking, I had the urge to vomit, and Murong Shanshan was also quite speechless. She took the rose and smiled: "Thank you!"