There was a "bang" from upstairs, and the fragile floor seemed to be hit by something heavy. The three people outside the door subconsciously looked up following the sound, and then looked at the person inside the door after finding that they couldn't see anything.
To be precise, it was the arm looking into the door. The people inside didn't fully open the door, and a little gap was exposed. From their perspective, they could only see a naturally hanging arm.
Zuo Kuan stared at the smooth and clear lines of the opponent's arms, and murmured: "I'm stupid, Yu Fan, I haven't seen you for so many years, you have grown stronger..."
"Look! Let me tell you, he really gained weight, and the photo of his fist was sent to me yesterday!" Wang Lu'an said excitedly.
Zhang Wenjing was shocked: "But the last time I saw him, he was really skinny, his legs almost caught up with mine... Is Ningcheng's fitness trainer so awesome?"
They made too much noise, and the resident next door opened the door unhappily and poked his head out to look at them and at the colored ribbons on the ground.
Zuo Kuan met the other party's eyes and frowned uncomfortably: "How many do you look at..."
The neighbor stood outside, showing his flowery arms.
"We can clean up this place with a few brooms!" Wang Lu'an grabbed Zuo Kuan kindly, "I'm sorry, brother, our brother's birthday is today, please excuse me, we will definitely clean this up in a while!... Let's go, Go in and talk."
After Wang Lu'an finished speaking, she reached out to push the door, but she didn't push it.
He froze for a moment: "What are you doing Yu Fan, quickly let us in—"
"Wait a minute." The person inside the door tilted his head, revealing half of his face.
The impact of this face was too great, and the three people outside the door opened their eyes wide at the same time, especially Zhang Wenjing, whose expression was startled, dumbfounded and shocked.
"Fuck!" Zuo Kuan blurted out, dumbfounded, "Yu Fan, why do you look so much like Xueba now?!"
Zhang Wenjing: "..."
Chen Jingshen glanced at him, but did not answer, his voice was cold and hoarse, "Have you had breakfast?"
Wang Lu'an: "On the plane... I ate..."
"There's a teahouse downstairs, let's have another meal," said the person inside, "I'm treating you."
The voice fell, and with a "snap", the door closed again.
"..."
The three of them faced the door together, and the corridor fell into a strange silence. When the wind blew, the ribbons flew up.
Zuo Kuan: "Wang Lu'an, did you remember the wrong address?"
Wang Luan: "No. Besides, even if I really remember the wrong address, then I don't even know the address of Xueba!"
"That makes sense. Why is the top student at Yu Fan's house? Could it be that he also came to celebrate his birthday? It's so early..." Zuo Kuan was reasoning seriously when someone poked his arm.
Zhang Wenjing's beautiful nails shook: "Give me a cigarette."
After lighting the cigarette, Zhang Wenjing breathed out a mouthful of white mist deep into the sky with a look of disillusionment and emotion.
"Hey." Wang Lu'an said, "I don't think it's right, isn't Xueba just shirtless?"
Zuo Kuan snorted: "That's right... It might have arrived yesterday, and I slept with Yu Fan all night."
"Cough, cough, cough..." Zhang Wenjing was choked by a puff of smoke, and coughed earth-shatteringly.
Chen Jingshen closed the door, entered the room and looked up, asking the person who made the violent movement just now: "What happened just now?"
What's wrong
Do you still have the face to ask me what happened? ?
"Chen Jingshen..." Yu Fan, who scrambled and rushed out of bed and searched the entire second floor naked in a fatal song "Happy Birthday", now grabbed the pillow in front of him, his face was so red that it exploded, Asked with a murderous tone and the softest volume, "Where's my underwear????"
Seeing the people downstairs, Yu Fan's mind went numb again, "You, you just went to open the door with no clothes on?"
"Pants on. I ordered breakfast, thinking it was takeaway." Chen Jingshen said what he could say, and then said, "The underwear was washed, wasn't it dirty yesterday?"
"..."
"Get you a new one."
"..."
Yu Fan clutched the pillow tightly, closed his eyes, forced himself to delete those dim and ambiguous images in his mind, swallowed again, his throat throbbed.
After taking a few deep breaths, Yu Fan said, "Take... the wide one."
Chen Jingshen picked for a while, heard the sound of rustling, looked up and saw his boyfriend tied a knot in the garbage bag upstairs. It was not enough when it was over, so I put a new garbage bag outside, and it was another deadlock.
When Yu Fan went downstairs, Chen Jingshen had already cleaned up the first floor. When Yu Fan was downstairs last night, he sat on his lap, and the sofa survived.
The smell in the room is too strange. Yu Fan opened the windows all the way, and was just about to go to the bathroom to see if there was anything unseen from yesterday's cleaning... when he was grabbed by the wrist.
"Uncomfortable?"
His hand was thrown away, and Yu Fan asked blankly, "What do you think? Why don't you try it overnight?"
Chen Jingshen paused when he heard the words, his throat slid, and he lowered his eyes and pursed his lips and said, "Are you feeling well?"
Yu Fan: "..."
He immediately remembered that Chen Jingshen pressed him into the pillow last night and asked him if he was comfortable. When he didn't speak, Chen Jingshen made it even more violent, and he didn't have the same face as now.
Of course, his face is not much better now.
"Chen Jingshen, you'd better hold back, if you dare to laugh, I'll kill you." Yu Fan said coldly.
"..."
Chen Jingshen held back and hummed, then remembered something, and said in a low voice: "Yesterday, it seems... I got a little in there, I don't know if I cleaned it up afterwards, my stomach hurts and told me."
"..."
Yu Fan didn't bother to let go of the cold words, he carried the garbage bag and walked towards the entrance.
The things in this bag can’t be seen by anyone, so they have to be thrown in the garbage truck downstairs, the bag on the left is thrown down, and the bag on the right is covered...
Yu Fan was full of calculations, the moment he opened the door, there was a thrust from outside, he took two steps back unsuspectingly, three people outside rushed in with lightning speed, closed the door, locked it, all in one go!
"Fuck me, it's so risky, why is Brother Huayi so bad-tempered! Isn't it just two ribbons floating in front of his house, as for swearing?" Wang Lu patted her chest with lingering fear.
"It's not that you guys insist on making salutes, are you childish?" Zhang Wenjing said speechlessly.
Zuo Kuan: "Damn it! Who stopped me just now? It's been a long time since he was upset! You ask him to ask who the hell dared to look at me with that kind of look in No. 7 Middle School, and he would have beaten the shit out of him long ago. Is it Yu Fan?"
Yu Fan: "...Didn't I ask you to go downstairs to the restaurant for breakfast?"
"I can't eat anymore, so I just waited for you outside." After Zuo Kuan cursed, he turned to look at his brother whom he hadn't seen for many years, and he was actually holding two small garbage bags in his hand, "Why, are you so early? Going out to pick up trash?"
Yu Fan: "..."
The sofa in Yu Fan's house is just right for the three of them to sit on.
Chen Jingshen threw down a sentence of "washing up" and went to the bathroom. Yu Fan leaned on the closet and looked awkwardly and unnaturally at the garbage bag lying at the door for the first time.
Wang Lu'an and Zuo Kuangang had already ignored Yu Fan's refusal, and hugged Yu Fan forcibly for several rounds. After handing out the gift in their hands, there was another round of interrogation.
Wang Lu'an got a little fatter and wore a suit. She came from the company; Zuo Kuan lost weight and grew a little beard. He is much more handsome than before. They asked "how have you been these few years" and "how are you doing?" again.
Yu Fan frowned: "Okay. Haven't you already asked in WeChat? Is it annoying?"
"How come you're so skinny after a good life?" Wang Lu'an said, "No, the photo you sent me isn't very muscular... Fuck, is that the hand of a school bully? Are you posting photos to cheat??"
Yu Fan: "It doesn't matter. Next time you see me, my hands will look like that."
Zuo Kuan: "Bragging that you are number one."
Yu Fan: "If you don't accept it, let's fight."
At this point, the unfamiliarity that hadn't been seen for several years finally disappeared, and the few people returned to the state of gagging in the beginning.
Only Zhang Xianjing kept her mouth shut. In just a few tens of minutes, she was about to explode.
The two straight men happily chatted with Yu Fan. The topics ranged from work to college life to memories of the past.
Finally, Wang Lu'an glanced at the suitcase in the corner and asked, "But why is Xueba at your house? Didn't you ask me how he was doing before? I thought you two had lost contact."
The person in the bathroom coughed out of nowhere, Yu Fan: "..."
"You remember wrongly, I didn't ask." Yu Fan said, "He came here on a business trip, typhoon, I took him in."
Wang Lu'an and Zuo Kuan let out a long "oh" at the same time. Reasonable!
Zuo Kuan glanced wildly: "But you have lost too much weight these past few years, look at your arms, legs, neck... I'm stupid, why are there so many spots on your neck?" Zuo Kuan sat up straight, no Definitely ask, "...strawberries?"
Wang Lu'an: "Stupid, are you? Didn't he say in the group that he hasn't had a girlfriend in the past few years, where did he get the strawberries?"
Zuo Kuan: "Oh, yes. Hahaha."
Yu Fan and Zhang Wenjing: "..."
Can't laugh.
Zhang Wenjing turned her head and took a look: "Your window is too open, isn't it cold?"
On a 14-degree day, wearing only a T-shirt, Yu Fan folded his arms and said, "It's not cold."
Yu Fan looked at the garbage bag for the nth time, and Wang Luan followed suit, and asked casually, "Are you going to throw out the garbage just now? Just throw out a little garbage in the two bags?"
Yu Fan: "..."
"I ordered a takeaway, but the deliveryman said he couldn't find a place, so go down and pick him up," Yu Fan had already started talking nonsense, "...just throw it away by the way."
"Oh!" Wang Luan patted his head and took out the paper bag beside him, "He found it! It was just delivered to you, and we picked it up for you. What did you order?"
Yu Fan said, "Breakfast."
"Breakfast?" Wang Lu'an muttered, "What kind of breakfast did you buy? It's in such a small bag, and it's so light... Help you open it, hurry up and eat some."
Yu Fan yawned and lazily said "um", the bathroom door suddenly opened, Chen Jingshen's voice was very rare and a little panicked: "Wait, don't open it!"
Several people turned their heads to look at him, and were taken aback for a moment.
Wang Luan put her hand into the bag, and smiled: "What are you doing, Xueba, don't worry, we are really full on the plane, and we won't snatch you two..."
Taking out a bottle, Wang Lu'an turned around and glanced, narrowing her eyes: "What is this?"
Zuo Kuan also turned around when he heard the words, and said, "What? Let me see. Refreshing and comfortable, fun jelly, wonderful experience... Here! You idiot, this is not written, the body is lubricated—"
Left Width: "..."
Wang Luan: "..."
Zhang Wenjing: "..."
Yu Fan: "..."
Crash. Wang Luan opened the bag mechanically and subconsciously, and the three heads on the sofa looked inside together like sunflowers.
I saw a bag full of neat, strawberry fruity, large, ultra-thin condoms.
"Knock knock".
There was a knock on the door, and the delivery boy's loud voice cut through the deathly silence in the room.
"Hello, your takeaway! Sorry I couldn't find the address, it's late!"