In the morning, a ray of morning light awakened the whole world, and people came out of their comfort zone and started a busy day.
"Hello, Luna!" The glue tank turned over in ** and greeted with a slightly tired voice.
Luna is not a person, but the name of the artificial intelligence in the phone.
"Hello, Master, it is now 7:20 in the morning. The plan for a year is in spring, and the plan in a day is in the morning. A new day has begun. Today you defeated 95% of the people in the country. Luna will help you Prepared early morning relaxing music, you can also choose to play this morning's current affairs news, now start to play music for you, if you don't like it, you can tell me the next one." Luna's mechanical and crisp voice sounded on the head of the bed.
"Got it." The glue tank habitually replied, and then got up from her sex.
The man doesn't have too many cumbersome steps to get up, brushing his teeth and washing his face is basically done, and in more than ten minutes, the glue cans are packed and ready to go out.
"Hello, glue pot." At the entrance of the breakfast shop downstairs, Jade wore a pair of Pikachu plush shoes, put his hands in the pockets of his sweater, and dangled leisurely.
"Good morning, why didn't Ye Yi come to buy breakfast today?" The glue can asked casually.
"I'm a good helper, I can't come and buy an early!" Jade said, "Boss, give me a bottle of hot Wangzai milk."
"Is it enough for you to take this one morning?" The glue can looked at the jade in amazement. This is what to buy earlier, it is obviously thirsty, and come out to buy a bottle of drink.
"Oh, Ye Yi doesn't eat in the morning, and I don't have any appetite today." Jade touched his stomach and looked at the plastic can. "You look red today. I think you must be lucky soon. "
"I borrowed you auspicious words, but since I was a kid for so many years, the only good luck I have ever had was when I picked up five dollars on the road." Ye Yi said it out of his mouth, and the degree of conviction was high, "I'm leaving first, bye."
"Goodbye." Jade waved his hand, looked at the hurried figure of the plastic can, and smiled, "You are here with the fairy, you are lucky if you don't want to be lucky, hey, I am the savior of all the suffering in this world!"
With his hands behind his back, Jade swayed the Wangzai milk in the plastic bag, and left with a smile on his face, humming a small song.
Looks like a mandarin duck butterfly
The age that shouldn't be
Jade’s song is so unique
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A man was standing on the roof of the building, and suddenly heard the sound of "dong dong dong" coming from the water tank behind him, as if someone was knocking on the water tank cover for help.
The man walked over cautiously, and the voice became clearer and clearer, as if it was knocking on his heart, causing the heart to rhythm with the sound.
The man tiptoedly twisted the wire wrapped around the water tank and looked at the probe in the water tank through the bright moonlight in the sky.
Suddenly, a lot of hands suddenly jumped out from below, pulling the man directly under the water tank. The man struggled violently, but he was still pressed into the water by a pair of powerful swollen hands.
That man became a snack for a crowd of zombies, there were no bones left, and no one could find it again.
"Is it really that fierce? You scared me to death?"
"This is just one level of the game."
"This is funny."
"if you serious you lose."
"you're lying."
At night, the commercial street was silent, and the artificial intelligences in the plastic phone shop actually chatted with each other.
at home
"Luna, I feel very cold right now, turn on the stove." Coming out of the bathroom, the glue pot ordered Luna.
"knowledge."
Feeling the heating blowing around, the glue tank smiled knowingly.
"It's easy to catch a cold when it's cold and hot. It's better to buy a bathroom heater, which only needs 2988 to install." Luna's voice rang again.
"Beauty, are you crazy? Are you a contemporary speaker? There are so many 2,988, where can I have so much money to buy." The glue tank was quite speechless.
"I don't quite understand what you are talking about, can I say it again?"
"Dim the lights a little bit, I'm going to play games now." Glue can also be too lazy to explain to her, if people really treat artificial intelligence as humans, wouldn't others treat themselves as fools? Just entertain yourself with this thing.
Glue Can originally wanted to find A Xiao to pass the latest chapter of the Fantasy Mansion, but A Xiao seemed to be very busy, and he hung up without saying a few words.
"Forget it, don't play alone, just look at the girl!" The glue tank began to look at the dynamics of the beautiful women nearby who didn't know how much they had repaired.
"Hey, this head portrait seems pretty cute, I should be a kawaii girl, Your Highness Qiao Biluo, this name is very girly when I hear it." Glue Can took a fancy to her and began to say hello, sending A hello passed.
As a result, I waited for a long time and didn't see any reply.
King Xiang has the heart, but the goddess has no intention.
"You have to do what you can, and don't leapfrog challenges." Luna's voice rang in a timely manner, giving the glue can a heart-fight.
"You damn girl, since you updated your version, you didn’t speak big or small at the beginning. You do things yourself. Believe it or not, I will shut you down for a long time. You are so amazing. Help me find a girlfriend." Gluang said, "Forget it, I'd better eat noodles and boil hot water."
"knowledge."
Just when the glue pot was going to get the noodles, the mobile phone on the table started to search automatically.
…
"His Royal Highness Qiao Biluo is so terrifying, and the lethality has spread here." Jade hugged his legs and looked at the life trajectory of the plastic can on the computer screen, and couldn't help but sigh.
"There should be a cup of cappuccino for my aunt here." Ye Yi continued.
"Ye Yi, I can't show my face unless you buy me a new bag." Jade smiled with her face in her hands.
"Forget it, don't show it if you don't show it, anyway, I'm tired of watching it." Ye Yi teased Jade deliberately.
"What!" Jade lowered his hand and stared at Ye Yi like an angry little lion, super fierce.
"Haha, calm down, I'll pour you a cappuccino."
"Fuck you, Ye Yi, you are the aunt."
…
"This Saturday will be warmer, breeze, suitable for hiking." Luna reminded him in the shop of plastic cans.
"Neuropathy, I hate hiking the most." Glue can drank a sip of Coke, disdainfully speaking, in fact, he does not hate hiking, but just hates hiking alone.
"Hiking is good for the body and mind and strengthens the body. According to data analysis, Hong Kong women are keen to hike and meet sporty boys."
"Hiking alone is terrible." Glue Can looked at Luna hopelessly.
"Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared." Luna encouraged the glue tank, "This week's horoscope, Aries, you will have unexpected surprises, and it may be possible to find the other half of your dreams."
"Let's pull it down!" The plastic can has always had no good feelings for the constellations.
When the phone rang, it was a good friend Jinding.
"Our company has launched the Keep Healthy Life Reward Program to encourage customers to actively strengthen their bodies, do more exercise, and get cash rebates for walking 10,000 steps every day."
"I don't know if I have walked five hundred steps every day!" The glue tank is very uninterested. It is because the young lady on the Internet is not good, or the game is not fun. Walking 10,000 steps seems to be a daydream.
"That's right. This plan is to encourage you. Walk more. Not only can you make money, but you can also strengthen your fitness. I am waiting for you at the Midsummer Night Square. There are many discounts. There are gifts when you come. Come here, don’t come. If you do, your friends won’t have to do it in the future."
"Dududu..."
The other side hung up the phone decisively.
"According to the record, you walk no more than 1,000 steps a day, like high-calorie, high-fat foods, and go to bed at four o'clock on average every night. It is estimated that your physical condition will deteriorate rapidly, and the risk of heart disease and diabetes is extremely high. It is recommended to change your lifestyle immediately. "Luna took the initiative to remind again.
Most people here will definitely find the abnormality of artificial intelligence. The current artificial intelligence can basically only be interactive communication, that is, it will respond to any request from the owner. It will never be like this, just like a personal 24-hour surveillance. Patriarch.
However, under the influence of the powerful human book, the glue tank naturally cannot realize this.
"Glue canister thought for a while, I think it's okay to go there." Jade typed out this line on the computer.
Midsummer Night Plaza
"Installing the app on your smart watch will naturally tell you how many steps you have taken and how advanced you are," Jinding promoted.
"It's really in a hurry, you take them all out quickly, where do you sign them?" The glue can is very perfunctory, like completing a task, and really has no interest in sports at all.
"The discount is still subject to the terms and rules, and I now follow the rules one by one..." Jin Ding was not in a hurry at this time, uncharacteristically.
"Don't be bored, I won't sign it." The glue can immediately said impatiently.
"Don't don't, sign." Jinding quickly took the hand of the glue can and fumbled a few times on his body.
"Do you want a pen?" The glue can took a pen out of his body.
At this time, suddenly a group of fans came to Midsummer Night Square with a fanatical enthusiasm.
"Why are there so many people?" Glue can looked at it suspiciously, and it is natural that he doesn't understand the fanaticism of the rice circle if he doesn't chase stars.
Jin Ding picked up the phone and glanced at it, and immediately said, "It's time to sign."
"Is it here?"
"Yes."
"Okay, signed, I'm leaving." Glue cans doesn't pay much attention to celebrities. Whatever the beauty of female celebrities, the gap with them is too big, so why take a look at them if they are destined to pass by. It's better to just go back and post the film honestly.
"Don't hurry, go backstage with me to get the prize first!"
Jin Ding took him to get the prize later, which happened to be the place where the female star was resting.
Jinding deliberately picked up a bottle of water, pretended to accidentally spill it on the agent, and then took the agent to the bathroom to dry the clothes.
The glue tank and the female star were left in the rest room.
Listening to the familiar voice from the female celebrity’s cell phone, the plastic jar took two steps forward curiously, and found that the female celebrity was also playing Fantasy Mansion, and she had already played the chapter.
"There is a bullet in the direction of ten o'clock, please take it first."
"correct."
"You use a shotgun for close attacks, instead of a shotgun, that's right."
"Great, I finally passed the level." Looking at the clearance mark on the mobile phone, Zhang Xiwen was extremely excited, and she was about to turn her head and clap the glue can subconsciously.
But seeing that it was an unfamiliar man, he was stunned, and his raised hand also stagnated in the air.
"Fortunately, I have you! Otherwise, I'm stuck again." As expected of a star, he reacted quickly, but he hesitated for a while, and said naturally.
"Okay, it's okay, let's get it out!" The agent took care of the clothes and walked in and said.
"good."
The glue tank watched Zhang Xiwen go out, her eyes moved with her, and the expression on her face was dull.
Jin Ding waved his hand in front of the glue can, with a smirk as expected.
"Now I invite Miss Zhang Xiwen to come on stage to speak." The host's voice sounded in the square.
"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Xiwen. I am very happy to be the spokesperson for the Healthy Life Reward Plan. I work a lot on weekdays and I have irregular rest periods. So to maintain a good figure, I will start with my daily habits. I like it on weekdays. Hiking, diet, and eating high-fat or high-sugar foods..." Zhang Xiwen said in a youthful white dress on stage.
Among the crowd in the audience, the plastic cans were holding their mobile phones high, and the shooting was full of gusto. He was so disapproving before. As a result, after seeing the real person so close, he instantly became a little fan.
The infatuated expression is no different from those iron fans sitting in the auditorium holding light boards and shaking cheering banners.
The activity did not last for a while, and soon Zhang Jiawen went to the parking lot accompanied by her agent and security guards and was about to leave.
Jin Ding picked up the phone, frowning.
"Really, you can't even do a thing, but I have plan b." In the parking lot, Jinding's wife kept talking with him.
Seeing Zhang Jiawen and the agent's car were about to leave, Jin Ding's wife drove her into the car.
"How did you drive? You pulled it out all of a sudden, how could I have time to brake." It was obvious that she deliberately hit someone, but she was righteous and unabashed.
The two parties immediately quarreled together.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Jiawen got out of the car and pulled the agent aside and whispered: "This is a small matter, forget it! I'll have something to do when I go back in a while!"
"Okay, I will deal with it."
Jin Ding came to the parking lot with the plastic cans at this time, and hurriedly pulled the agent aside to discuss claims.
The glue can walked up to Zhang Jiawen in a serene manner and said hello: "Hello, my friend's car hit your car?"
"Yes." Zhang Jiawen rubbed her hands, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Fantasy Building 1.51 version has been released, please update before logging in to the game." Luna's divine assist appeared again.
"Did you play too?" Zhang Jiawen asked nonsense.
"Of course there is, or how did I remind you just now!" Facing the goddess, the glue tank was a little embarrassed and looked a little restrained.