Today is sunny and sunny, Hu Yifei and Zhang Wei are slapping their quilts on the balcony. Lu Ziqiao accompanied Meijia back from the hospital with a depressed expression.
"How about the checkup?" Hu Yifei asked.
"Very good." Lu Ziqiao replied, but she was weak in the words, "She is as strong as a cow."
The two moved to the sofa one step at a time, and sat down, looking very tired.
"Then why are you frowning?" Hu Yifei walked out of the balcony, looking at the two of them and asked in confusion.
"I'm not because of this, I am upset because after the check-up." Meijia recalled that after the check-up, it was just a short time to take a selfie, and his hands were filled with things.
"What is that?" Zhang Wei asked while sitting on the sofa beside them.
"Miracles, it turns out that there are really dragons in this world." Lu Ziqiao exaggeratedly said, "We have been served by one dragon."
The two took out a stack of small advertisements, colorful and all kinds.
"Pregnancy yoga classes, midwifery yoga classes, parent-child yoga classes."
"VIP check-up, VIP delivery room, VIP confinement package."
"Pregnancy baby personality test, talent test, results in 30 minutes, two hours to make a plan, husband affair test, little third persuasion cheats, and divorce litigation tutorial." Meijia looked at the large stack of flyers in her hand, as she said.
"The young couple are together, think about something happy." Hu Yifei soothed.
"That is, watch more parent-child activities." Zhang Wei took a flyer and said, "Parent-child travel, parent-child swimming, parent-child...identification."
"You said that I just got pregnant, so I have arranged everything from the fetal medicine to the Olympiad class. Only then did I realize that it takes so much money to raise a child, and Zi Qiao and I can hold on to this deposit. The child is born well, and the person is poor and has a short ambition. I will go back to the pet shop to work tomorrow." Meijia vomited unceremoniously.
Amber put down the book in her hand, walked from the single-seater sofa opposite Mika to her, took the colorful leaflets in her hand and looked at it carefully.
"What are you kidding about, you are pregnant, what if you are infected with parasites from your pet? You will raise the baby at home and I will go out to look for work." Lu Ziqiao was worried about Mika, patted her chest and vowed to be honest.
"I seem to have seen these things somewhere." Amber looked away from the leaflet in his hand and looked at the crowd with some uncertainty, "It was in the hospital."
Kohaku touched her stomach subconsciously.
Hu Yifei, Zhang Wei, and Lu Ziqiao tactically leaned back, looked at Amber, and then at Meijia. This action seems to be familiar!
"Between you and Ye Yi?" Hu Yifei's complexion looked at Amber in disbelief.
"Beasts!" Lu Ziqiao said in shock.
"Do I have a baby?" Amber muttered to herself, looking up at the sky.
"Amber, you are crying." Meijia looked at the two lines of tears on Amber's face and said in astonishment.
Hou Hou felt afterwards and touched his face. It was soggy, really crying.
"This is not what I cried." Kohaku said, looking at the wet fingertips.
Didn't you cry? Everyone looked at Amber, feeling inexplicable.
"Forget it, I'm not relieved, I will take you to the hospital for an examination. If Ye Yizhen did such a beastly thing, I must break her leg." After saying that, Yifei took Amber's hand, quite a pair of everyone With a long style, he rushed out in a hurry.
After half a day, Yifei finally returned with Amber.
"How is it? Yifei, Humber her?" Meijia asked immediately with concern.
"It's okay, a false alarm." Hu Yifei shook his hand.
"Let me just say it, Ye Yi doesn't seem to want such a beast." Lu Ziqiao said relievedly.
"Hey, Amber, why is your face so red?" Meijia caught a glimpse of Amber's face, who was standing behind Hu Yifei like a good baby, like a red apple.
Amber sticked to Hu Yifei's ear and whispered.
After Hu Yifei listened, her face changed drastically, and her anger went up to the sky.
"What! Unreasonable."
"Amber, what did you say?" Mika looked at Amber eagerly. This kind of uncomfortable feeling that other people tell you secrets in front of you without letting you know, it’s like an ant crawling around in your heart. .
"No." Hu Yifei thought about what the doctor said before, and the expression on her face changed faster than flipping a book. "Ye Yi is really a beast."
"Ah, Yifei, what the hell did Humber say." Meijia said eagerly, the raging gossip fire burning.
"Hey, it's nothing. Amber and Ye Yi have slept together a long time ago during the blank period, but Ye Yi hasn't crossed Lei Chi for half a step." Hu Yifei said casually.
"Beasts are inferior!" Lu Ziqiao and Mei Jia shouted in unison.
Amber's blush was like a ripe plum, and she couldn't wait to find a place to sew in. How could Teacher Hu be like this? It's so embarrassing.
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A long time ago, there was a beautiful princess in the castle. She has been asleep for a hundred years. The warriors went forward and fell in front of the dragon until a prince defeated the dragon and rescued the princess.
Is this all for justice? Or is it for true love
Neither, nor because I have a pretty face.
"What's the story? Sanguan is offline, right." Hu Yifei couldn't help but vomit.
"That's how it is written on the little black flyer." Zhao Haitang said, looking at the entrance of the bar again, "He asked us to come over, why didn't he come by himself?"
"If you receive this flyer, congratulations, you will be the first batch of users of my black technology, and I will save you from this age of seeing faces." Dali sat next to Zhang Wei, reading the flyer With the above words, I looked at everyone in confusion, "What black technology?"
"I don't know, but there is indeed a patient with advanced face cancer who needs to be rescued here." Lu Ziqiao pointed to Mei Jia, who was paying full attention to the handsome guy in the bar.
"I love bars, it's filled with the smell of handsome guys." Mei Jia turned her head and said with an idiotic smile on her face.
"Xiao Hei's story is quite reasonable. Just look at the curry sauce to see how important the appearance is. She recently went back to work in a western restaurant. The daily troubles are so many that she can circle the earth one and a half times, or if she doesn't grow up. It looks good, the guests have already set up the table." Zhao Haitang agreed with the authenticity.
"After all, people who judge people by their appearance are few." Zhang Wei said.
"The ideal is beautiful, and the reality is cruel. The Economic Review of the United States once published a scientific research report on appearance and labor market. The data shows that people with outstanding looks are paid 5% higher than ordinary people, and they look ugly. The salary of a person who is 9% lower than the average person, if two people have worked for a lifetime, the good-looking person earns an average of 1.5 million US dollars more than the ugly-looking person." Dali is earnestly popularizing science.
"I don't look at my face. I like Dali completely because of the inner strength of Dali." Zhang Wei took the opportunity to show his loyalty, saying that Dali couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, which was very helpful.
"Do you like that? You are a greedy body, you are lowly." Lu Ziqiao teased.
Two blushes appeared on Dali's face in an instant.
"Go." Zhang Wei waved his hand.
"Wine is here." Ye Yi, the waiter, delivered wine to everyone.
"In this regard, I admire Ye Yi the most." Lu Ziqiao cast his gaze on Ye Yidao and extended his thumb.
"I am willing to give you the title of the most kind man in the love apartment." Zhang Wei also agreed.
Everyone gave their thumbs together.
After Mega knew about some things, the whole world would know about it.
Ye Yi's face turned black in an instant, and he meowed.
Everyone chatted for a while, and today's protagonist Xiao Hei finally appeared.
"Xiao Hei, after waiting for you for a long time, you finally came." Zhang Wei complained.
"A beautiful face is often highly related to health, and health is closely related to human biological instincts, but human biological instincts are flawed and unfair. If you want to overcome the problems caused by this instinct, you need my Invention, congratulations everyone, you are all lucky ones in a million, and got the chance to try my new invention for free." Xiaohei Jiliguila said a lot of things that he didn't understand.
"Are you saying that only a few of us were picked out of ten thousand people, or are we in a row?" Hu Yifei questioned.
"Happy." Zhang Wei agreed, unaware that he was being treated as a guinea pig. "The good thing like a free trial will never fall on me. It seems that I need time to work."
"This is my new invention. Glasses with average appearance." Xiao Hei took out a pair of glasses that resembled the sand goggles sold on the Internet, and while everyone’s attention was focused on the glasses, Yifei winked, and Yifei nodded lightly in response.
"Average appearance? What do you mean?" Meijia asked.
"Simply put, whether it is small fresh meat or old bacon, as long as you wear it, everyone's face looks the same, and it will become an average face, so it is also called the same person glasses." Xiao Hei explained.
"The famous science fiction writer Ted Jiang once described this kind of glasses in his science fiction novels, and explored the impact of face value discrimination on society. Through my efforts, this pair of glasses has become a reality."
"What's the use of this?" Megan still didn't understand.
"This is an epoch-making invention. Looking at the face has caused many tragedies. The Trojan War and the Maweipo Mutiny. In history, there have been more battles due to looking at the face. With this pair of glasses, people have The relationship will become more and more harmonious until the world peace." Xiao Hei gave a speech excitedly.
"I used big data and used countless faces to finally calculate the average human face, that is, the average face value."
"Is there really an average face value?" Zhang Wei questioned.
“Humans’ perceptions of the aesthetics of human faces are similar. Net red faces are a kind of high-level average face, with small faces, pointed chins, high nose bridges, big eyes, puckered lips, and net red faces. Look at the same face, this face is the average face of Internet celebrities." Dali explained to Zhang Wei.
"Yes, my average face does the opposite. The net red face makes you feel excited, and the average face makes you calm. Simply put, the average face is the low-profile regular version of the net red face." Xiao Hei echoed.
"It's free anyway, come and try." Zhang Weiyue was eager to try.
Xiao Hei handed Zhang Wei the average-looking glasses, and Zhang Wei wore them in front of him with a little expectation. As a result, he saw countless faces of himself in the next second.
Then everyone laughed, as if they had discovered a new world, wearing glasses of average appearance, looking everywhere, Zhang Wei was collapsed at this moment.
In Xiao Hei's laboratory, he was facing a screen doing data recording, and the picture on the screen was the scene of crowds in the bar.
"Invention No. 357, the diary of the glasses experiment with average appearance. All indicators of the sample are normal, and the body functions are the same. We are waiting for further observation and records."