On the TV, a man wearing a white cloth simply sewn into clothes, with arms wide open, with big muscles and red eyes, eating apples, a woman in a red dress lying on his back, With tears in his eyes.
Opposite the TV, people from the love apartment gathered together and watched intently.
"This apple has been gnawing for five minutes. It's so boring." Lu Ziqiao couldn't stand it, vomiting.
"This is a movie, this is a screensaver." Mei Jia put her cheek in one hand and looked sideways at the TV, expecting it to be reversed in the next second, agreeing with expressionlessly.
"I blame Zhao Beaver, let us watch this one, say to accept the influence of art, and it cost me six dollars to scan the code, I might as well go to see SpongeBob SquarePants." Zhang Wei complained.
"Why don't we go to see SpongeBob SquarePants." Dali tilted his head to Zhang Wei and suggested.
"No, the money has already been spent and I must finish reading it." Zhang Wei insisted, "This spiritual food is my lunch today."
"Everyone, this movie is the best film of this year's Golden Monkey Award, it is very in-depth." Zhao Haitang said.
"This apple must be delicious, he even ate the kernels." Curry paste commented with her unique food gaze.
"What do you know, this is based on this year's best-selling writer Yao Qiong's popular novel "Love at the Beginning of Pangu". At this moment, the King of Humanity is nestling behind the Virgin, but in his heart he is still thinking of another human woman. , Chang'e, Apple is a symbol of desire. This is an artistic expression method. If you don't understand it, it is not necessarily a bad film." Zhao Haitang insisted on his own opinions and shared his reading comprehension answers with everyone.
Ye Yi looked at Amber leaning on his shoulder, closed his eyes, as if he was asleep. While everyone was not paying attention, Ye Yi secretly kissed her hair.
"But that's not what's said in the barrage. Look." Zhang Wei clicked on the tablet, and the TV screen immediately synchronized the barrage. There was no good comments. Basically, they were shooting bad movies.
No matter how Zhao Haitang stayed, everyone was really not interested and decided to go back to each house and find each mother.
Hu Yifei walked to the door and suddenly saw a black box on the ground, slightly smaller than the shoe box, with a red button on it.
"What is this?" Hu Yifei took the box and turned to ask everyone who hadn't gone far.
"Whose express." Curry sauce said.
"It's not like it." Hu Yifei closed the door and looked around as he walked into the house. "There is no consignee and no address for the consignment."
"Oh, this is a surprise from Teacher Zeng." Meijia thought of this situation.
"He wanted to send me an alpaca, but I gave it back. It shouldn't be him." Hu Yifei said with a look of lovelessness.
"There is a string of numbers on it, 271, what does this mean? Is it the price?" Zhang Wei noticed.
"It may also be a kind of code. 271 is the 58th prime number, and the sum of 11 consecutive prime numbers starting from 7." Dali still used her academic thinking to think.
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"It looks like a button."
"Press to try."
"Don't don't don't, in case it's dangerous."
"It may be a prank."
"No, no, no."
"Just click. You try."
Everyone was talking about different opinions, like ten thousand mosquitoes buzzing in their ears.
"Oh, it's so noisy." Hu Yifei looked at everyone, shouted impatiently, and then slapped the red button on the box with a slap.
A spatial ripple quickly went out, and everyone's expressions instantly solidified, holding their breath.
"Look, what is that?" Dali looked at the void ahead with a surprised look.
A line of words appeared in front of everyone.
Xian Fei pushed it all his life.
Wow, it's so lively!
Don't leave the apartment.
No bitch has had a bad review.
Shameless without a bottom line.
Everyone is fat.
My cute little Amber is still sleeping, what the hell did Ye Yi do last night.
Secretly kiss Amber, no one should notice.
Bring my knife.
Raise the banner, stand up for justice, kill Zhang Wei, and marry Dali.
What an ugly sofa.
"Why is it so noisy?" Amber opened his eyes in a daze, and muttered in his mouth. In the next second, he saw countless lines of words spreading before his eyes, "Whose screen is so big!"
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"I just pressed a button, how come so many words come out?" Hu Yifei patted the button on the box, "I can't turn it off yet."
In the room, everyone looked around around these inexplicable barrage, trying to study a flower.
"This seems to be a projector." Zhang Wei said.
"The content is all about us." Zhao Haitang saw a line of'Zhao Haitang, don't sing! ''S barrage, "This projector seems to be switching to our Tucao meeting."
"There must be someone pretending to be a fool outside, I'll go out and have a look." Hu Yifei walked to the door, and just reached out his hand to hold the door handle. As a result, a lot of words appeared around the handle, and the door was directly sealed.
Fast forward to the main storyline.
Want to go to the tomb again!
Don't Changbai Mountain.
Sugar sugar.
"What's the situation?" Hu Yifei said in shock.
Ye Yi glanced at Amber calmly. Amber shook his head, saying that this time the incident really has nothing to do with him. He just took a nap and didn't do anything. He didn't even dream. Who knows that he will change when he wakes up. It's like this.
"The door next door cannot be opened, it is blocked by a bunch of strange words." Meijia and Ziqiao returned from checking the situation next door, Meijia said.
"It's the same." Lu Ziqiao pointed to the door that Fei wanted to open.
"We are trapped here. God wants to hint us not to go out on a date and spend less money." Zhang Wei's brain circuit is peculiar and authentic.
"The key to the problem must be this box, but what is the key?" Holding the box in his hand, he carefully sat on the sofa, like a nuclear launch box in his hand.
Suddenly, a line popped up on the box: This box should be a barrage switch.
Everyone gathered around immediately.
"This box should be a barrage switch. Someone is answering our questions. It seems that not only are some people talking about us, but they can also hear what we are saying and understand our every move." Dao Da.
"Yes, barrage switch, these words are not equivalent to barrage." Lu Ziqiao reacted immediately.
"Could it be because we usually watch too many barrage in the show, so the god of barrage sent a box to punish us." Curry sauce said.
"These barrages have no substance, and can be created and disappeared out of thin air, just like in a vacuum, constantly producing various pairs of virtual particles. If the language model of hybrid superstring theory is correct, then I have reason to believe that this box and The senders of these barrages are all from high-dimensional space." Vigorously analyzed, "These higher-dimensional creatures can observe us, but we cannot observe them."
"What you mean is that the creatures in high-dimensional space watch us, just like we watch TV series. We can send barrages to complain about them, but they don't know our existence." Hu Yifei said.
"Yes, the energy released by this switch may have broken the barrier between us and the high-dimensional space, allowing us to see the barrage information." Vigorously nodded in agreement.
Everyone studied it, and there was no way to get these bullet screens. They had to adjourn the meeting first, and leave the box to Dali and Yifei for safekeeping.
Zhang Wei's law firm vigorously looked at the box on the table seriously, and his mind was running at a rate of 300%. From Planck to Einstein, from quantum theory to relativity theory, it was a pity that they still got nothing.
Zhang Wei lay down on the side of the table dejectedly, with his arm resting on him, looking at the little girl who was getting serious.
Until now, sometimes when he wakes up at night and thinks of Dali, he is still wondering if this is a sweet dream he has made, and he has sent such a rational and lovely girlfriend to the door.
"Dali, you are so cute." Zhang Wei couldn't help being honest.
"I'm thinking." Dali looked at the box with a serious face.
But even if she wanted to break her head, it was impossible to solve the problem of the box. A philosopher said well that only magic can defeat magic.
The great cp is true.
I really want to secretly take away the serious power.
Raise the banner, stand up for justice, kill Zhang Wei, and marry Dali.
Zhang Dapao is wanted all over the country.
Zhang Wei's vengeance against his wife is not shared.
The Anti-Zhang Wei Alliance was formally established.
"I hate it." Zhang Wei sat up, glanced at these barrages, waved his hand, and smiled happily.
"Please, can you disappear temporarily." A vigorously glanced at these dazzling barrage, some of them were bold and red, and they were full of money.
"As long as you kiss Zhang Wei, I will let the barrage disappear for an hour."
Suddenly a colorful barrage appeared, overpowering other barrage, and at first glance it was filled with a lot of money, the nobleman among the nobles.
"agree."
"agree."
"agree."
A lot of echoes appeared on the barrage in an instant.
"How can you do this?" Zhang Weiyi verbally accused, in fact, he was delighted in his heart. Up to now, he has also pulled a small hand.
"This is what you said, isn't it just a kiss?" Dali said a little upset and irritable, and immediately put his hands on the table, leaned towards Zhang Wei, and kissed his face with a thunderous force.
In an instant, the barrage receded like a tide.
"Dali, I am so happy." Zhang Wei said idiotically, with a feeling of being very superior, and then.
He fainted directly.
Ye Yi's Room
Ye Yi and Huo were sitting cross-legged, surrounded by barrage.
"Ye Yi, I can't hold it anymore." Amber looked awkward, looked at the various flamboyant barrage around, and then looked at Ye Yi.
"Hey, bear with me, I'm also holding back." Ye Yi's face was also a little ugly, and he wanted to go to the bathroom, but he didn't want to be watched by people going to the bathroom. That would be too embarrassing.
"You are a boy, what does it matter?" Amber pressed her hands on her stomach, as if she could apply a seal in this way.
"What's wrong with the boys, they can be broadcast live when they go to the toilet." Ye Yi retorted.
"I regret drinking that glass of milk." Amber's face was almost wrinkled into a bun.
My amber is so cute.
Go ahead, I promise to open one eye and close one eye.
Ye Yi is as hateful as Zhang Wei.
Raise the banner, stand up for justice, kill Ye Yi, and marry Amber.
I volunteer to join the Anti-Ye Yi Alliance.
Amber glanced at these bullet screens that were not too big to look at, and looked at Ye Yi pitifully: "Ye Yi, please tell me something fun to divert my attention."
Ye Yi rolled his eyes and thought, then turned around and reached out to the bedside table, took out an envelope from the inside, and solemnly handed it to Amber.
"This is my salary for a part-time job in a bar recently. It's here except for the rent. Now I will give it to you."
"Why do you want to give it to me?" Kohaku squeezed the envelope, still quite real.
"I saw people on the Internet saying that if you love someone, you have one hundred yuan. You are willing to spend 99 yuan for her. Now I am willing to give you all my one hundred yuan." Ye Yi looked sincere. Looking at Kohaku.
"This is more than a hundred dollars." Amber shook the envelope.
"Make an analogy." Ye Yi smiled faintly.
So sweet.
The frosty leaf cp is true.
A kiss, a kiss.
"What is Frosty Leaf CP?" Amber asked puzzledly looking at the barrage that appeared next to him.
Ye Yi, leaf amber, referred to as frost leaf cp.
As soon as Amber asked the question, the answer was immediately given on the barrage. If there was this during the exam, it would really be against the sky. After all, the barrage per capita was 211.
"Aren't you afraid that I would run away with your money?" Amber asked deliberately.
"Your heart is here, people can't run away." Ye Yi confidently said.
"Whose heart is with you, it's not ashamed. Tomorrow I will take your money and run away." Amber deliberately said with a straight face, picking up the envelope in his hand.
Sugar, sugar, sugar.
Kiss one, kiss one, kiss one.
"Can you guys stop the barrage for a while." Ye Yi glanced at it, "Forget it, I really can't hold it anymore. Let it be broadcast live."
Ye Yi rushed down from his wife, put on his slippers, and ran to the bathroom hurriedly.
Amber looked at Ye Yi's embarrassed appearance, and sneered, but the next moment she felt her lower abdomen rise slightly, and her pretty face became bitter again.
"By the way, do you guys know what happened to Ye Yi in the past? Why do I have an extraordinarily close feeling between him and me, but I don't remember each other at all." Humber thought that these barrage would follow along. It's the same in TV series, so maybe you know some of the causes and consequences.
do not know.
I haven't seen it yet.
The screenwriter is digging a hole.
Ye Yi is a bad guy, come home with me.
Actually I am your real boyfriend.
Amber looked at the answers from the left and right barrage, none of them were useful.
"Hey, clear the cache, refreshing." Ye Yi walked in from the outside, feeling relaxed, "You go too."
"No, I don't want to be broadcast on this, I'm too shy, I'm a girl." Amber immediately refused, holding up his cheek, and just talking, she felt a little hot on her face.
"Don't worry, there is no barrage in the bathroom, they can't see it." Ye Yi said.
"real?"
"Of course." Ye Yi nodded heavily.
A few Humbers turned around and got down from their sex. They were about to rush to the toilet with vigorous steps. Suddenly they stopped the car again, and returned to pick up the envelope that Ye Yi had just given her.
"Almost forgot this, now it belongs to me."
As he said, Ye Yi blinked his eyes playfully.
"You still have thoughts about this, it seems you are not in a hurry." Ye Yi teased.
"Who said I'm not in a hurry." Amber turned around hurriedly, holding his legs, and rushing to the bathroom with small fragments.
Ye Yi looked at Amber like this, couldn't help but shook his head and smiled.
Coincidentally, Amber laughed at you just now.
The Shuangye couple locked up.
Sugar, sugar, drive, drive.
"How old is Amber, what kind of car you are driving, you guys are really, lest there be no chaos in the world." Ye Yi looked at the barrage and waved his hand in disdain.
Amber went into the bathroom, instead of solving his physical needs for the first time, he sat on the toilet and counted the money. His face was full of happiness, and he looked like a little money fan.