"The agreement expires and we break up naturally. How could I not expect such a reasonable way to break up before." Lu Ziqiao wore his luxurious but low-key dragon robe pajamas, walking back and forth.
Next to him, Zhang Wei still maintained that surprised expression.
Hu Yifei, Meijia, Ye Yi, Amber, and curry sauce surrounded him to comfort him.
Meijia hit Lu Ziqiao once, and gave him a look to tell him not to talk nonsense.
"It's just a play, it doesn't matter if the alarm clock rings. In a world of vigor, you shouldn't be there." Zhao Haitang sang and jumped in very recklessly, indescribably energetic.
"What alarm clock?" Mika asked.
"Dali set an alarm clock and broke up with Lawyer Zhang every second, indicating that Dali didn't want to stay with Lawyer Zhang for a second." Zhao Haitang explained.
"There is this kind of operation?" Ye Yi lowered his voice and asked Amber beside him.
Amber has a faint orange fragrance on her body, which is her favorite perfume, Provence Autumn.
"I know that I have set an alarm clock with a three-month time limit. I also set it, but I thought it was just the time when she sent her boyfriend's strength report regularly. You know, do things vigorously as meticulously, not checking every second. , But I really didn't expect that she was used to remind myself to break up on time." Amber leaned close to Ye Yi's ear to explain, the heat in her mouth blowing in the ear, making people a little tickling.
"You don't want to behave like this, and break up with me." Ye Yi's heart suddenly mentioned his throat. For three months, although he didn't expect much of the past, he has become accustomed to the existence of Amber. .
"You're scared." Amber looked at Ye Yi with a grin.
"I'm afraid." Ye Yi showed weakness appropriately.
Amber glanced at the people who were still paying attention to Zhang Wei, and quickly dipped on Ye Yi's face.
"Are you afraid now?"
"Hey, don't be afraid."
"You even sprinkle dog food." Zhang Wei turned his head slowly and looked at Ye Yi and Humber painfully.
"You can see all of this. You have eyes behind your back." Ye Yi said, and Humber both looked astonished.
"I heard you and Humber whispering, and there was less than a tenth of a second of kissing." Zhang Wei said, then turned his head back, his face looked unlovable.
Ye Yi and Huo looked at each other, forgetting that he still has this supernatural power. He deserves to be the most kind man in the love apartment, Zhang Yida·Da Pao·Snike Wei.
"Actually, after breaking up, Vigorously gave Lawyer Zhang something back." Zhao Haitang reminded.
"Is there?" Zhang Wei asked, turning his head.
"You were drunk at the time, you may not remember it." Zhao Haitang learned to speak vigorously, "Zhang Wei, I promised to give you a report on your boyfriend's strength after three months. I have already sent you an email."
Zhang Wei maintained the dumbfounded expression from last night until now, and quickly touched his pockets and took out his mobile phone.
"Really, there is a 500-megabyte PDF." Zhang Wei clicked on the file, crying without tears, "Why the total score is only 60 points?"
"This at least shows that you are still qualified in the heart of Dali." Meijia patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, comforting Zhang Wei.
"I have scored more than 70 points every week, and I have scored 90 points in two weeks. Why is the total score only 60?" Zhang Wei is still a little unwilling to believe that he has worked very hard, except when he was dating. A little away.
"Look, there are five major items and 47 minor items in total. In addition to score items, there are also many deductions. For example, taste needs to be strengthened." Hu Yifei reminded.
"Do I have bad taste?" Zhang Wei asked.
Everyone nodded unanimously.
"Amber, you are a good girlfriend of Dali, do you think I still have a chance?" Zhang Wei looked at Amber miserably.
"It should be. I tossed vigorously last night and fell asleep very late. When I went to school in the morning, I saw her with dark circles under her eyes. It is estimated that she was thinking about breaking up all night. This shows that she still cares. "Amber recalled.
"Come on, Zhang Wei, I will let Amber blow the pillow breeze for you, and speak nice things." Ye Yi puffed up for Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei stared blankly at the wall in front of him, as if his soul had been drawn away from his body.
Amber does yoga in Ye Yi's room every day, and Ye Yi thinks whether this little Nizi is suggesting something to herself.
"Amber, did you say that Dali really wanted to break up with Zhang Wei? I think the two of them were so good before, and they hadn't even quarreled once. Could this be Dali testing Zhang Wei." Ye Yi guessed.
"Do you know the straight man in steel?" Amber asked without directly answering Ye Yi's question, stretching his arms.
"I know! What's wrong?"
"There are straight men of steel among boys, so there will naturally be straight women of steel among girls. Dali is the kind of straight girl who is more steel than how steel is made."
"so what?"
Amber white glanced at herself, a straight steel man, and had to continue to explain: "So she wouldn't make a joke about breaking up. She said, basically, she really broke up."
"No, that Zhang Wei is too miserable. Three months of feelings, just say that if you don't, it will be gone." Ye Yi was a little unwilling to Zhang Wei.
“It’s easy to say that breaking up is easy, but it’s really hard to give up feelings. Don’t worry. There are still signs of this matter. I can see that Dali and Zhang Wei are emotional, but Dali is The first love is like an elm bump, we need to help her open it." Amber said confidently.
"Why are you so experienced?" Ye Yi looked at Humber suspiciously.
"This kind of thing is a fan of bystanders and clear authorities." Amber made another difficult movement, pressing her body straight on her leg.
Ye Yi felt pain when he looked at it, so he decided to go out and see what happened to Zhang Wei. What if he couldn't think of donating all his money.
Ye Yi went to Zhang Wei's room and didn't find him, nor did he go to the office. Finally, he found him on the balcony. He was reading Dali's report and printed it out.
Hu Yifei, Curry Paste, Lu Ziqiao, and Mika are also there.
"I want to look more carefully and find out where my problem is." Zhang Wei turned the page, "I can't understand it at all!"
"Sister Yi Fei said, putting it on her face in the sun, opening her pores can enhance the absorption of knowledge." The curry paste is serious and authentic.
"Do you believe this too?" Zhang Wei looked at the curry paste in shock. This is definitely the one with the lowest IQ in the love apartment at present. However, in the next second, Zhang Wei's dead horse was treated as a living horse doctor and covered the book on his face. I will try too."
"Zhang Wei, face the reality." Hu Yifei covered his face with both hands, and said bitterly.
"Does Dali really want to break up with me?" Zhang Wei prolonged his voice, incomparably sad.
"I don't want to share with you, but I have broken up with you, cheer up and go, brother will take you to the bar to be cool and cool." Lu Ziqiao walked to Zhang Wei's side and put his shoulders on.
"No, I'm not in the mood." Zhang Wei resolutely refused. The breakup was miserable enough, and now he wants him to go to the bar to spend money.
"Let's go, I'll treat you." Lu Ziqiao directly pulled Zhang Wei away from the balcony.
"You go first. Teacher Hu and I have things to say. We will arrive later." Ye Yichao said, surrounded by Ziqiao and Meijia who had left Zhang Wei.
"If you have something to tell me, what's the matter? It won't be Amber. You have to learn to break up with you." Hu Yifei looked at Ye Yi up and down. She felt vaguely from the first day Ye Yi was brought back by Zhang Wei. He has a temperament that is different from that of ordinary people, which is indescribable, but it does exist.
"I think there is still a turning point between Zhang Wei and Dali. I have a bold idea, but I need Teacher Hu's assistance from the side." Ye Yi said.
Zhang Wei is a person worthy of help. Although he is usually a little bit or stingy, he is absolutely unambiguous when it comes to major events. He is more enthusiastic about his friends. It may be because of his past experience without relatives and no cause that he cherishes even more. Hard-won friendship.
"A bold idea?" Hu Yifei frowned and looked at Ye Yi. "Let's listen."
Ye Yi attached to Hu Yifei's ear and told his plan.
"Yeah, so Dali can understand Zhang Wei's intentions for her, but this is a fatal blow to Zhang Wei, are you sure Zhang Wei can handle it?" Hu Yifei first applauded Ye Yi's thoughts, and then a little bit later. Questioned Zhang Wei.
"It depends on whether he really loves Dali." Ye Yi nodded and said.
"O's K." Hu Yi Phoebe made a gesture.
When Ye Yi and Hu Yifei arrived at the bar after they had agreed on everything, they saw Zhang Wei's head resting on his knees, holding his hair with both hands.
"Uncomfortable!"
"Cannon! I wish you frustrated in love, other occasions, don't be sad." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the back and comforted.
The curry sauce came from one side, and Lu Ziqiao gave her a wink. She hurriedly speeded up, threw two fifty dollars to the sofa, and then pretended to be surprised and yelled; "Ah, whose One hundred yuan, alas, since Attorney Zhang has seen it too, everyone who sees it has a share."
Curry paste pulled out a fifty-yuan note and handed it to Zhang Wei.
"It just happens to be two sheets of fifty?"
The doubt does not prevent Zhang Wei from accepting the money honestly.
"Look, I said you were lucky." Lu Ziqiao said.
"That's right, the refrigerator in the bar just broke down. Buy one ice cream and get one extra free." Meijia walked over with two boxes of ice cream, pretending to be surprised.
"Don't do this." Zhang Wei knew that everyone was changing their way to comfort him, "I worked so hard for three months and only sixty minutes, and I was broken up. How can I be happy."
While putting fifty dollars into his pocket.
Ye Yi couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart, shaking Shan Yi, shaking Zhang Weicai's puzzle.
"Oh my God, who left a bottle of red wine." Lu Ziqiao suddenly took out a bottle of red wine from the back of the sofa, which Ye Yi had just brought over.
"It's so lucky, even the wine opener is on it, so I opened it quickly." Mei Jia sang and said authentically.
"How many routines have you prepared?" Zhang Wei looked at Mei Jia and Zi Qiao in surprise. The acting skills of the two of you are really too clumsy.
"We have limited intellectual and financial resources, so we will prepare these few." Meijia raised her hand and gestured to the few things on the table.
"Hey." Zhang Wei sighed long and picked up the thick pile of boyfriend reports on the table. "Every date is written on the report, it is full of memories, but when I look at the score, I In my heart..."
Zhang Wei wanted to cry without tears.
Looking at the pile of reports, Ye Yi couldn't help but feel frightened. It's too terrible to be a super student in science!
If breaking up is a knife that stuck in Zhang Wei's heart, then the report is just a hand, holding the knife and sticking it back and forth constantly. It's like Ling Chi.
Fortunately, Amber is not such a learning machine that does not understand emotions, and Ye Yi secretly rejoices.
"Could it be that breaking up is also part of the exam?" Curry sauce suddenly asked.
"If this is possible, Dali likes to test Zhang Wei very much." Meijia quickly agreed, which is a good excuse to comfort Zhang Wei.
"Yeah." Zhang Wei reacted with hindsight, "I thought every time I ate and went shopping, I was going to be a date, but I was actually taking an exam, but what kind of exam is breaking up?"
"Survival exam! It's very popular." Lu Ziqiao quickly gave curry paste a look, and curry paste quickly said, "For example, a girl asks you, if we break up, what will you do."
"To relax, to heal, to reflect on yourself?" Zhang Wei guessed.
"The correct answer is, you are so good, what are you breaking up?" Lu Ziqiao said earnestly.
"Once Amber sent a message early in the morning and asked me, I went to the pharmacy to buy medicine and brought you breakfast. What would you like to eat? After struggling for three minutes whether to choose wonton or xiaolongbao, I repented in time. It's the previous sentence, buy medicine. Fortunately, Amber is just teasing me, not really uncomfortable, otherwise I would have been cold in these three minutes of hesitation." Ye Yi said.
"Where are there so many sharp turns in love?" Hu Yifei said in amazement. Now this is popular among young people.
"For another example, what should I do if my aunt is uncomfortable?" Mei Jia continued to ask questions.
"Drink more hot water?" Zhang Wei became less and less confident in his answer. I need my professional team.
"Drinking more hot water is only the first step. You should prepare another hot water bottle for her to cover her belly, give her a blanket, help her rub her hands, go to the drugstore to buy ibuprofen, boil brown sugar water, and stay with her at all times. By your side." Lu Ziqiao said.
"It's so complicated!" Zhang Wei was shocked. He seemed to understand why he had deducted points.
"Know yourself and the enemy, 80% guarantee. What you need to do now is to read all the question bank of the Survival Desire Test, so that you can be targeted when you make a big move." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.
"What you mean is that as long as I pass this exam, Dali will not only give me extra points, but also reconcile with me." Zhang Wei seemed to see a ray of light in the boundless darkness.
Everyone nodded their heads, in fact they just wanted to find something for Zhang Wei to do.
Zhang Wei quickly picked up the ice cream and left the bar and went back to study, so as to pass the ultimate survival test as soon as possible and regain his heart.
"Okay, Zhang Wei is gone, now it's time to deploy our plan." Hu Yifei watched Zhang Wei's figure disappear, and immediately got up, the eldest sister was full of grandeur.
"What's the plan?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise, he wouldn't have to use the same routines just now.