In the living room of 3601, Hu Yifei was busy with work while chatting with Meijia, while Ye Yi and Amber played games, interjecting from time to time.
Zhao Haitang hugged a few books and walked from the outside. From this cheering walking gesture, he knew that he had something good to announce.
"Teacher Hu, Sister Meijia, Brother Ye Yi, Humber, I will give you a present." Zhao Haitang took out four signed photos of himself and placed them in front of everyone.
"Why call my brother? Call Amber without adding a suffix." Ye Yi glanced sharply at Zhao Haitang.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die." Amber yelled, and immediately brought Ye Yi's attention back to the game.
"Because you look obviously older than me, and Amber is my school girl." Zhao Haitang explained, he is a scholar who knows etiquette.
"Autographed photo? Why are you giving this?" Mei Jia picked it up and took a look, and asked a little strangely, "It's too hard to stack a paper airplane."
"In the future, the love apartment will become my former residence of celebrities. Putting this in your house will definitely pull the wind." Zhao Haitang said with pride.
"You said what's wrong with people now. I started writing autobiography when I was in my thirties, and I was thinking about my former residence when I was in his twenties. Professor Yuan worked so hard to cultivate hybrid rice. It's not something you can eat and do whatever you want." Hu Yifei said politely. .
"I really had a chance of a lifetime. The editors of Serious Literature Magazine saw my masterpiece "Dad Lose Me Again". They said that in my novels, they saw the shadow of Marquez's magical realism. , I think I have a lot of potential, so I'm asking for a manuscript to write a novel." Zhao Haitang sat down and explained happily.
What exactly does Zhao Haitang’s masterpiece "Dad Lose Me Again" write about? for example:
Dad was so fascinated by playing games on the road, he accidentally fell down, knocked his head on the ground, and temporarily lost his memory. The baby was picked up by the stray cat beside him. When Dad remembered everything, his daughter had become a wild cat man. , Took the wild cat army to retaliate against mankind, mankind was wiped out by wild cats, and father died tragically in the hands of his daughter.
"It's not good, Marquez's coffin board can't hold it down." Kohaku focused on the game while still not forgetting to make up the knife.
"Which serious literature has such a non-serious taste?" Hu Yifei questioned, Zhao Haitang's novel... Tsk.
"It's serious literature." Zhao Haitang picked up a publication. It turned out that the magazine was called serious literature. "It's serious."
"Well, it's really serious." Mei Jia nodded.
"They want to ask me to write a realistic story about a contemporary ordinary family. I don't have much experience in family life, so I came to everyone to pick up the style." Zhao Haitang explained his intention.
"Family life? I want to make an opinion." Upon hearing this, Kohaku slowed down and interjected.
"Okay, you say." Zhao Haitang opened his notebook and prepared to record.
"In a family, Lu Bu must let Lan give Diaochan to Diaochan. This is the husband's obligation." Amber's small face was serious, but what he said was not very reliable. The reason was that Ye Yi accidentally took her away. Of a blue.
Zhao Haitang's face instantly collapsed.
"We all don't have any experience in family life. Besides, you didn't pay for the phone bill. Do you have no family life?" Meijia asked.
"My family life is quite special. My parents are in business, so they don't care much about me. They fly around all day and rarely see them a few times a year. I can't make the material for this novel at all." Zhao Begonia is discouraged and authentic.
"Me too. Every time I go home on holiday, I am alone in my house. Maybe it would be nice to see one or two in a holiday." Amber also has a deep experience, "But think about it another way, no one happens to be. It’s fine if I don’t. As long as I have an internet connection, I can stay at home alone for the rest of my life.”
"Are you sure?" Ye Yi looked at Amber questioningly, "Then who always shouts when he is free, so boring, so boring."
"Go." Amber Bai gave Ye Yi a glance, and even if he grabbed his own blue, he still demolished his own platform.
Zhang Wei and Dali came back through mediation from outside.
"How many times have I hinted to you that we are reconciling conflicts, not reckoning, you have to figure out the point." Zhang Wei said, there seemed to be a faint smell of gunpowder between the two.
"Your eyebrows winking, I don't understand it at all. Next time you have to suggest me, please learn about eyebrow dance with Teacher Zeng first." The vigorous voice said more and more loudly, as if it was a gunpowder keg that exploded at one point.
Everyone looked at the two people who came over in confusion. This was the first time that Zhang Wei was so strong in front of Dali.
"You have to look at the essence through the phenomenon. This is obviously an economic problem." Sit down vigorously and continue to emphasize.
"What kind of case is so strenuous? Capitalism has been brought up." Hu Yifei was puzzled.
"I am mediating a bunch of mother-daughter disputes. My mother blamed her daughter for spending all her money at home. I originally thought that Dali and her daughter were the same age and could participate in enlightenment and help mediation. Damn it's wrong, the scene almost got out of control." Zhang Wei explained.
"It was indeed the mother who was wrong. Her stock investment failed, which led to shrinking assets, and failed to formulate a safe financial plan in time, which caused the family to fall into financial crisis. Her daughter just spent all her pocket money and did not bear the burden of becoming poor at home. Main responsibility." Vigorously speaking his own point of view.
"Daughter is chasing stars, mother is trading in stocks, and there is a lawyer who lives next door to the two." Zhao Haitang quickly began to remember in his notebook, "The character of lawyer who doesn't seem to be able to use it, so let's delete it."
"Dali, although as your best friend, I have to stand on Zhang Wei's side in this matter." Amber took advantage of his gray screen to speak fair, "In this kind of adjustment case, even this If a mother is wrong, you can’t accuse her. What she needs is not an accusation, but a solution. Everyone will be upset when someone is accused in person, even if you really made a mistake, let alone you are an outsider, and I can imagine you The tone of the speech must be righteous, reluctant to chase, not forgiving, and it’s not bad that people didn’t get you out with a broom."
"Sometimes, it is necessary not only to be reasonable, but also to be affectionate. In this case, you have to explain the feeling to her first, and then rationalize it with her." Ye Yi also stood by Zhang Wei and Humber. side.
"But mediation is only a temporary cure. Financial planning can only cure the root cause. I was recently taking the test of an assistant financial planner and was still writing a paper on family financial management. I found that many family conflicts are caused by economic reasons. Many people lack science and initiative. Active financial management concepts and common sense of financial management, so I suggested that she write a financial plan to properly arrange expenditures." Vigorously stick to her point of view.
"Girl, reason is such a reason, but things are not such a thing. If things in the world can be followed by principles, there won’t be so many messy things. You have to understand that people are emotional animals and have emotions. , She is standing on the top of Huoyan Mountain. Instead of borrowing the banana fan for her, you tell her that she is calm and cool. Of course, this won't work." Hu Yifei also said.
"That is, you can say at every turn, let go for two days if you don't, don't rush to solve it, because the hard work of the day after tomorrow is the most important." Zhang Wei straightened his posture, learned a strong tone, and said coldly and honestly.
Looking at Zhang Wei vigorously, he sulked his lips, so angry.
"This is Dali's style. At first glance, it is thorny in obedient, carefully, and the thorn also carries the old godmother." Zhao Haitang said.
"I admit that I was a little anxious today, but for the first time I saw a woman who counts worse than Mika’s sister, or two. That mother couldn’t even figure out how many stocks she bought. That daughter even chased after herself. How many men in the men's team can't figure it out." Vigorously indignantly.
"Understandably, the current men's team may not be all men." Hu Yifei put his cheek in one hand and calmly made up the knife.
"As long as the mother arranges expenses according to my plan, it will definitely improve their financial situation. As long as the daughter spends money according to my arrangement, she will be able to chase stars rationally, and it will be good for everyone." Dali said naively.
"Theory and practice are two different things. You have not been a family, you don't understand." Zhang Wei accused.
He took a deep breath and wanted to refute, but found that he couldn't refute, and his face was sulking.
"Lawyer Zhang hates others most for saying that he has no seed, and Dali hates others most for saying that she doesn't understand. This is to divide." Zhao Haitang was full of heart, and the heart of my great CP is not dead.
"Since you want to experience family life, accumulate materials, and since you want to prove your financial planning level is first-rate, it would be good if you set up a simulated family. This is a common experimental method in psychology and sociology, and different people play Different characters collect data in prescribed scenarios to verify theories and hypotheses.” Hu Yifei made suggestions, so as to save them from arguing and arguing.
"I play the husband, and vigorously play the wife." Zhao Haitang immediately exasperated and said.
"I object, I am a strong boyfriend." Zhang Wei immediately objected.
"Zhao Haitang, your level of psychological maturity is completely incapable of playing the role of a father. I will play a wife, Zhang Wei will play a husband, and you can play a son." Disrupt your financial planning.
"Son!" Zhao Haitang exclaimed with a complex expression. It doesn't matter to play the son, but the key is to play Zhang Wei's son...
"Ye Yi and I will join as well." Amber listened to this simulated family, and felt that it was quite fun, and she was eager to try authentically.
"Eldest son, younger daughter?" Hu Yifei looked at Ye Yi and Humber and said, what trouble did you mix with.
"We have our own arrangements." Amber glanced at Ye Yi, with a wicked smile on the corner of her mouth.
This little fox didn't know what horrible idea he had in mind.
Zhang Wei, Dali, Zhao Haitang looked at Amber, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.