"Let the dog, come the dog, watch the monkey kick Bai Ke Annimo." In the living room of 3601, Hu Yifei was holding a tea cup and singing an English song in Bel Canto.
Mei Jialian sneezed two violently, which was deafening.
"Excuse me, are you allergic to English?" Hu Yifei looked at Mika who was sitting alone at the table in silence.
Vigorously pressing the bell at hand with a thunderous force: "It's not an allergy. Sister Mei Jia has a red nose, yellow complexion, and malaise. It should be a cold."
She speaks vigorously at a fast speed, as if her mouth is rented, and she will charge an extra money for one second.
"I sit far away from you. I won't infect you." Meijia said, still very ethical.
"A sneeze contains at least one hundred thousand bacteria, and the droplets can spray out at a speed of 160 kilometers per hour. They can pollute the indoor air within two seconds, and can spread to every corner of the room within five minutes." Dali does not have the slightest emotion. The local science said, "Sister Meijia, it's useless to sit farther, you need to wear a mask."
Meijia looked at Dali faintly, and silently took out the mask from her pocket and put it on.
"Sister Yifei, how come you sing a song completely different from what I listened to. There is a feeling that the auntie square dance is mixed in the cartoon." Mei Jia was a little confused, swayed a few times, doing the classic square dance moves.
"Ding."
Vigorously pressed the bell again: "Ms. Hu sang the folk singing "Let's Go". She was going to the nursing home three days later to give condolences. Uncles and aunts wanted to keep up with the trend but were afraid that they were not used to listening, so Ms. Hu thought about the best of both worlds. The way to sing English songs with ethnic singing."
"Why do you look different? Does that bell have any grudges against you? Are you going to shoot it to death?" Mei Jia asked again.
"Ding."
Vigorously rang the bell again, and then said: "I participated in a competition, and I couldn’t help but want to answer when I heard the question. By the way, I practiced ringing the bell. This is a national intellectual competition program. There are wise young people everywhere. Get together, compete for brainpower, and show the power of science. In a few days it will be the national finals. I will sprint at the end."
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"Ah cut." Mika sneezed again.
"I have said that the flu is high recently. Let you keep warm. Now you are suffering." Hu Yifei said helplessly.
"I am not suffering at all. God must have been touched by me that made me catch a cold." Meijia said with a strange expression.
It turned out that it was her and Ziqiao's child Xiaobu who had a cold. The two people actually came up with a "good" idea for the illness, and rushed to kiss Xiaobu. As a result, Meijia successfully caught a cold.
"Finally I caught a cold. It turns out that I love babies more." Meijia said with a happy face, "I defeated the cold with my true love, ah cut."
"This can only prove that you have poor resistance, do not pay attention to hygiene, have been infected by the baby, and focus on the cold. The cold is the most contagious before it is cured." Dali dinged the bell again.
Amber came back from the outside with a large stack of books, and looked at her in doubt: "Are you planning to study hard?"
I have been with Kohaku for so long, but I haven't seen how she has read a book.
"Yes." Amber nodded and put the book on the coffee table.
Hu Yifei picked up a few books and looked at them, "On whether human beings can live forever", "What are the longest-lived creatures in the universe", "Unsolved Mysteries of the Human Body", and "Ten Ancient Ways of Health"
"What are you looking at?" Hu Yifei asked in surprise.
He vigorously picked up a few books and looked at the cover, also looking confused.
"I went to the nursing home with the club yesterday and saw the old people, I suddenly realized the cruelty of death, don't they want to continue to look at the good-looking, eat delicious, the favorite person is opposite, the best friend is by side, The world is so big, there may be more and better things in the future, but in five or ten years, some of them may never see it." Amber was worried and authentic.
Everyone looked at Kohaku with weird eyes. So I went to the nursing home and looked scared to the child. He was only twenty years old, and he was afraid of death.
"Amber, how old are you! You are completely unfounded worry, unnecessary." Hu Yifei said rationally.
"Yes." Vigorously agreed, and felt that Amber was thinking too much.
"You don't understand." Kohaku shook his head, picked up a book and walked back to his room.
"This kid." Hu Yifei was rather helpless, "turn around and talk to Ye Yi, and let Ye Yi take her out for a good time. Naturally, I don’t want these things to be lost when I’m crazy. By the way, Ye Yi has been busy recently. What? Why don't you see others all the time."
"I heard from Zhang Wei that they are still investigating the last time the theft of Amber's clothes, but there is no clue. The woman is very mysterious, and the surveillance at the apartment door did not capture how she came in at all." Dali explained. .
"In short, everyone should pay more attention when traveling. Those who can get tattoos on their faces are definitely cruel people." Hu Yifei reminded everyone.
Lu Ziqiao came to Mika to quarantine Mika upstairs to save her from transmitting the virus to the baby, but Mika was unwilling to be separated from the baby.
"Mika, think about it carefully, your favorite person is Xiaobu, and Xiaobu's favorite person is also you, so this virus can be transmitted to you from your baby, or it may be transmitted back to your baby from you. Ah." Hu Yifei said immediately after receiving Lu Ziqiao's eyes.
"But you just said that it is the virus that infects colds, not true love." Meijia questioned, and IQ suddenly went online at this moment.
"Although the true love virus has not been discovered, it does not mean that it does not exist. If you must scientifically explain it, I can put forward a hypothesis that love is a hormone. When we love someone, the hormone level in the body will change. It has become different. This new type of cold virus may specifically infect people with a certain level of hormones and spread among people who have true love.” Dali said solemnly.
"Although I also think the true love virus is a bit of a joke, but there is indeed a possibility that the virus will mutate and be passed back to the baby. Now the virus mutates very fast. If you keep passing it on, the toxicity of this virus may evolve. Then it will be more difficult to treat." Hu Yifei echoed.
"Really?" Mei Jia said in shock.
Hu Yifei and Dali nodded together.
In fact, these two people are purely afraid of being infected, and they talk nonsense seriously.
Meijia quickly collected the tissues, medicines and masks on the table, and ran upstairs with Ziqiao.
"Ah, my umbrella."
Suddenly Amber's screams came from the room.
Hu Yifei and Dali rushed in. They saw Amber holding an umbrella with a face full of sorrow. That umbrella was Amber’s favorite one. He only lent it to Ye Yi once before, but now one appeared on the umbrella. Big hole.
"What's going on?" Vigorously asked, frowning.
"I don't know, I just saw that the sun was good today, and wanted to put my umbrella in the sun, but it turned out..." Amber looked up at the big hole in the umbrella, wishing to cry without tears.
"Could it be the woman who stole your clothes last time and cut your umbrella by the way." Vigorously speculated.
"When Ye Yi finds her, I must blast her head." Amber clenched his fist and said fiercely.
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Hu Yifei went to visit Meijia upstairs and took a self-portrait painted by Meijia for the child. She was immediately infected with a cold, and Meijia was resurrected full of blood.
At night, Hu Yifei was standing on the balcony wrapped in thick pajamas. She tried her best to inhale through her nose, but her nose was completely blocked. The feeling of a cold was really uncomfortable.
Zhang Wei saw that Hu Yifei had a bad cold and was still standing on the balcony to blow a hair, so he hurriedly walked over.
"Yifei, you still stand on the balcony to blow your hair when you have a bad cold. You want to become immortal."
"What? I want to ventilate and breathe more fresh air. Maybe it's better to breathe my cold. I have to visit the elderly in the nursing home tomorrow." Hu Yifei said helplessly, with a blown nose. It was flushed with bloodshot eyes.
"How about that? It works?" Zhang Wei subconsciously took two steps away from Hu Yifei, which was very real.
"It didn't work at all. I feel that my symptoms seem to be serious." Hu Yifei sniffed, feeling even more confusing, top-heavy, with a sense of primordial spirit.
"When you look like this, I think you don't go to the nursing home tomorrow to save trouble for the old people. You can't handle such a strong physique. Don't mention those old people." Zhang Wei reminded.
"I have such a strong physique that I was infected by a small cold. I seriously suspect that the vision I saw last time in Alxa caused my physique to change suddenly." Hu Yifei wondered.
"The last time you saw in Alxa was really so evil? The colorful sky, the silver flying saucer, the beam of light falling from the sky, the mysterious alien."
"Of course, it's a pity that the person told me what I didn't hear at the time. Maybe it was telling me the number of the Mark Six lottery, or what day the end of the world was." Hu Yifei was a pity.
"Let's pull it down, it's not bad if you didn't catch you in the shape of the spaceship as a specimen. I just want this beautiful thing." Zhang Wei teased.
"Zhang Wei, look, UFO!" Suddenly, Hu Yifei exclaimed, pointing to the night sky.
"Yifei, you are naughty." Zhang Wei pointed at Hu Yifei and smiled, and then casually glanced at the night sky, his expression instantly frozen.
Various colors of light were shining in the sky, and a huge silver flying saucer showed a corner, covering half of the sky, revealing a magnificent aura.
"I saw this flying saucer in Alxa." Hu Yifei pointed at the corner of the huge flying saucer in the sky, staring at the boss.
"It's over, Yifei, the aliens are here to catch you again." Zhang Wei teased.
"Fuck you, I think it's here to catch you, even the aliens can't stand your hooking up so hard." Hu Yifei replied.
Zhang Wei looked at the behemoth in front of him, suddenly he felt alert.
"Yifei be careful." Zhang Wei immediately pulled Hu Yifei behind him.
The expression on Hu Yifei's face was startled, when did Zhang Wei become such a man.
A beam of light pierced the sky, shot out from the spacecraft, and came directly to the love apartment, directly to the balcony of 3601, Zhang Wei raised his hand, an invisible light curtain appeared outside the balcony, and the light beam bombarded the light curtain. ** There is a circle of light.
"Golden Armor Warrior?" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei dumbfounded. She remembered watching a special drama called "Golden Armor Warrior" in which the protagonist was very similar to Zhang Wei.
The light beam gradually disappeared, the silver flying saucer also disappeared, and the vision of the sky disappeared.
"Zhang Wei, what's the matter with you?" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei, feeling whether he was pierced by a human soul, or if he was burnt with a bad cold.
"Yifei, I can explain this matter." Zhang Wei slowly turned around, a little awkward, this anxious revealing his stuff.
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Office
"Have you awakened superpowers?" Hu Yifei frowned, with question marks on his face. It is true that the rich rely on technology and the poor rely on mutation.
"Yes, low-key, low-key." Zhang Wei pressed his hand.
"Have you used your super powers to do whatever you want with Vigor?" After Hu Yifei learned that Zhang Wei had "super powers", the first reaction turned out to be this, staring at Zhang Wei sharply, wanting to see through his colorful intestines.
"Yifei, am I so wretched in your mind?" Zhang Wei looked at Yifei blankly. I was a pioneer of law.
"Hey, just kidding you, can you still believe your character? The most kind man in the love apartment." Hu Yifei patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and smiled.
Hu Yifei's inner monologue: I don't believe in his character, I believe in his courage, even if he is asked to sleep with Dali, as long as Dali does not speak, he will not dare to move.
"Yifei, you must help me keep it secret." Zhang Wei begged sincerely.
"Don't worry, I will definitely help you keep it secret." Hu Yifei swears and swears to her chest.
Turn head
"Mika, tell you something, ah cut."
"Sister Yifei, stay away from me, don't infect me again, I will infect Xiaobu again when I turn around." Meijia shrank back in fright.
"Zhang Wei has superpowers."
…
"Curry paste, tell you something, ah cut it."
"What's the matter?"
"Zhang Wei has superpowers."
…
Sitting on the seat, Zhang Wei thought hard, and vigorously walked over from the outside and knocked on the door lightly: "Zhang Wei."
"Strongly." Zhang Wei raised his head and looked at the door.
With his hands behind his back vigorously, wearing a pink sweater, the girl is full of wind, and walked over briskly.
"Zhang Wei, I heard something from Mega."
"Hear something from Meijia?" Zhang Wei frowned, with an ominous premonition.
"You have superpowers?" Vigorously opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Wei curiously.
Zhang Wei's face collapsed in an instant, and as expected, Yifei was unbelievable.
Dali suddenly jumped and gave Zhang Wei an A, and his eyes were full of admiration: "Ouba, you are so handsome."
"Low-key, low-key." Zhang Wei pressed his hand, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.
Suddenly, he vigorously turned his body sideways not to look at Zhang Wei, deliberately coldened his face, and hugged his arms: "You didn't tell me this kind of thing. People are going to be angry."
It’s still the correct way to act like a baby.