"Why do you like accepting female apprentices so much?" After listening to the story, Jade's focus was very strange, and he twisted Ye Yi's arm hard and said angrily.
"Heaven and earth are divided, yin and yang are reconciled. This is also part of the avenue of heaven and earth, which is also part of the avenue of heaven and earth. It is completely reasonable." Ye Yi said with a smile.
"You are not allowed to accept female apprentices in the future." Who knows, Amber, who has always been cold, also said.
It seems that what Ye Yi did has aroused the anger of heaven and man in the eyes of his family members.
"No, no." Ye Yi assured immediately.
Now that there is a little girl like Yue Qiluo, he is already able to bear it, no matter where he wants to accept other female apprentices.
"By the way, what kind of graduation gift did you prepare for our family? It's mysterious." Jade remembered and asked.
Amber also cast a curious look at Ye Yi, looking forward to Ye Yi's brain circuits.
"That's it." Ye Yi flipped his hand, and four black men covered in armor appeared in his hands.
"What is this?" Jade asked. It seems that I haven't seen such an image in any TV series or movies. Even if there is, I am afraid it is not very famous.
It's not like SpongeBob SquarePants, Big Stars, Minions, beaming.
"It seems to be a monster." Amber stared at the little human in Ye Yi's palm, not a doll, but alive.
"Yes, demons and demons, the monsters that the Scarlet Corpse God brought to attack Shu Mountain back then, I think they are cool in shape, so I collected a set." Ye Yi said with some triumph.
However, they received two disgusting glances.
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Graduation party
"Ye Yi, what are you doing? I still have a lot of work to do outside. You drag me into the room." Jade was busy in the kitchen, surrounded by an apron, when he was suddenly called into the room by Ye Yi.
"Today is a vigorous graduation party, and it is also your graduation party. Although you have graduated several times, you still need a sense of ritual." Ye Yi took out an exquisite gift box from the closet. He was early I'm ready to give it to jadeite, and I hide it inside.
"I thought you forgot." Jade pretended to say calmly, but the corners of his mouth were about to rise to the sky, "What?"
"You can see if you take it apart and look at it yourself." Ye Yi said.
"Yes, opening a gift is a process of enjoyment. No one can deprive me of my happiness." Jade said, then wiped his hands on the apron, and eagerly took it apart, "It's a photo."
Jade took out the contents of the gift box. It was a picture of a little baby. The first picture was in the crib. Looking back, every picture shows that the little baby grows up a bit, from a baby to a little girl, and then to Slim beautiful girl.
However, the picture is not emerald, but Dali, which is what Ye Yi wanted to come over from the Great Sage Zhuge.
"We are all missing the vigorous growth process, and we can only make up for the regret in our hearts in this way." Ye Yi said while looking at Jade.
Jade looked at the photo, her eyes were red, and she glanced at Ye Yi faintly: "You are so bad, when you are so happy today, you have to give people a sensation here and give me tissues."
Ye Yi smiled and hurriedly fetched paper towels for Jade.
First floor
"Someone is knocking on the door, who will open it?" Wang Xiaoya was busy in the kitchen and shouted when he heard the sound.
"I'll drive." Xia Dongqing wiped her hands and walked out of the kitchen.
When I opened the door, I saw that the express was delivered, and I held a large cardboard box half a meter long and wide in my arms.
"Just put it here." Xia Dongqing pointed to the sofa in the living room and said, "You don't need to change your shoes, just come in directly."
"What is it? So big." Jade and Ye Yi walked downstairs, and Jade asked.
"I don't know, the sender, Great Sage Zhuge, the signer, Ye Yi." Xia Dongqing glanced over the box.
Ye Yi and Jade looked at each other suspiciously. The gift from Dasheng Zhuge was still such a big cardboard box. Was it the graduation gift she gave to Dali? What could it be
"There is another box," the courier said, turning around and moving in at the door.
"There is one more thing. How many things have to be installed." Jade muttered.
Yue Qiluo heard the sound and walked out lazily from the room in her pajamas. She had just finished a game and rubbed her opponent on the ground, and she gained supreme satisfaction in her heart.
Sure enough, the rain of guns and bullets was terrible, and the sugar-coated shells were even more terrible. The little witch Yue Qiluo has fallen under the heavy burden of modern society, playing games, watching dramas, and eating and drinking every day.
Upon hearing the sound, Wang Xiaoya also walked out of the kitchen.
Ye Yi directly scratched the tape on the top of the box with his fingers, and when he opened it, there were trophies and certificates inside.
"It's a vigorous trophy." Jade said unexpectedly.
"This is too much prize." Xia Dongqing exclaimed.
"Sure enough, there is no harm if there is no comparison. In such a comparison, my past seems to have been lost." Wang Xiaoya also sighed. Of course, she said it was her human body.
Ye Yi and Jade looked at each other and felt Alexander.
Dali and Zhang Wei were blowing balloons in the courtyard, tying the balloons together, preparing to make a pink arch. Thinking about it, it feels very romantic.
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However, Zhang Wei's next sentence perfectly broke this romantic fantasy.
"Dali, let's dance the dragon." Zhang Wei picked up one end of the balloon and was eager to try.
"Go, don't make trouble." Zhang Wei gave Zhang Wei a petting look.
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Jade and Wang Xiaoya took Yue Qiluo in the kitchen to prepare their barbecue.
"Pork belly is not easy to wear, right?" Jade asked.
"Yes, it's not easy to wear." Wang Xiaoya poked the pork belly in her hand on the bamboo skewers, but the meat was too slippery and it was difficult to insert it perfectly. Tangtang Xuannv was so angry that she almost wanted it. Knead this piece of meat into fly ash.
"Let me see, you wear this way, you wear this way, pass through here, then pass through again." Jade glanced at Wang Xiaoya, who was struggling, and guided on the spot.
"Why are you so proficient?" Wang Xiaoya looked at Jade's proficient movements with some doubts.
"Genius." Jade said with a faint smile.
In fact, when she was an orphan, she used to work part-time in a barbecue shop and came over.
"Who is living outside?" Jade asked.
"It seems to be Amber." Xia Dongqing, who was bacon next to him, replied.
Amber prepared a barbecue in the courtyard, but the dignified goddess encountered a problem in making a fire. The carbon was too difficult to burn.
The life of a mortal is really inconvenient!
Amber was a little impatient. He raised his hand and instantly broke the complete carbon block into pieces, causing the flame to burst into flames.
Vigorously noticed the slight displeasure between Amber's eyebrows, and was a little surprised. It turned out that the mother of the goddess would also be angry because of such little things.
"In fact, this is human life. There are always a lot of problems and a lot of things that go wrong." Vigorously walked over and said, picking up a fork and shook the charcoal fire by the way, "Is it possible to rain without an umbrella? It is possible to ride. The car suddenly ran out of power. It is possible to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets."
Speaking of Dali, he glanced at Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei looked at him vigorously, but also gave a silly smile, thinking it was a good thing.
"I am not a human being, I am a goddess." Amber said.
The goddess can't stand this grievance.
"In fact, sometimes, the life of human beings is also quite good, and they will be sad when they encounter problems, but solving problems is also full of sense of accomplishment!" Vigorously trying to resolve Amber's uncomfortable heart.
"No, human life is not good at all." Amber said straightforwardly, "Like a group of ants, an ant crawling in front of you may look very interesting, but when a group of ants gather together, it looks very interesting. Worry."
What is this theory? Dali heart is murmured, could it be that Amber has intensive phobia.
But didn't Lao Ye say that Amber loves this world very much and the life in this world very much.
Tragedy caused by a piece of carbon.
"Well, let's play with Zhang Wei, I can handle it here." Amber patted Vigorously on the back lightly.
"Oh." Nodded vigorously. She and Amber had only been together for a few days, and they didn't understand Amber at all. She sulked when she met Amber, and she couldn't do anything for a while.
"Summon Lao Ye, call Lao Ye, Humber's mother seems to be angry, come and have a look." Dali took out the phone and reported to Ye Yi as he walked.
"What's the matter?" Zhang Wei asked when Dali came back, but Amber still looked unhappy.
"I don't know." Vigorously pouted, spreading his hands helplessly.
"It's okay, with your dad here, it can be settled." Zhang Wei said calmly.
My own wife coaxed away by herself.
"What's the matter?" Ye Yi asked when he came to the courtyard and walked to Humber's side.
"I don’t know, I’m just very unhappy. I don’t like this world. I think this world is very boring. When I walk on the road, I think human beings are very annoying. Shopping malls, cement roads, traffic lights... I don’t like all of them. I don’t think human beings need to survive on the earth. It’s best for this world to maintain its natural state.” Humber told Ye Yi, between words With a heavy hostility.
"Are you here?" Ye Yi glanced at Amber up and down, and asked suspiciously.
"I am a goddess." Amber took a deep breath and emphasized.
"It stands to reason that it shouldn't be like this. It's not that you haven't survived in modern society. You used to adapt well." Ye Yi took Humber's shoulders and wondered, "Well, let's give you one. Hug of love."
Ye Yi held Amber lightly, hoping her heart could calm down.
"Dali, why don't we go to the kitchen and see if we need help? Look, your parents are showing affection again. The key is that they won't let me show it yet." Zhang Wei wanted to cry without tears. .
"Blow your balloon." Vigorously touched Zhang Wei with his elbow.
The sky gradually subsided, and the graduation party between Dali and Jade officially kicked off. It was said that it was a party. In fact, it means that everyone eats and drinks together, chats and laughs, and plays small games to invigorate the atmosphere.
Ye Yi's job tonight is a barbecue grill guard, sitting next to the barbecue grill. Specially responsible for barbecues and serving tables, he felt that his face had been blackened by the fireworks, although it was not very white at first.
It seems that it is time to share the expensive skin care products of Jade. Two days ago, when Jade was looking in the mirror, she suddenly found that she had eye lines. If she was placed in the snow-capped mountains, she would surely cause an avalanche. Feeling that her previous skin care products were not effective, she bought a lot of them.
In fact, Ye Yi felt that if she continued to stay up late to cultivate immortality, those skin care products would be useless.
After thinking about it, Ye Yi smiled to himself again. He really looks more and more like a person. He always thinks according to human thinking. What are these problems under the ancient Eastern magic
"This old man doesn't know what trivial thing he has thought of, he is laughing there alone." Jade looked at Ye Yi and muttered with Amber beside him.
"Regardless of him." Amber glanced at Ye Yi and smiled faintly.
After being with everyone, Amber's mood has obviously improved. Although she doesn't speak much, it's not bad to hear everyone talk about interesting topics.
Ye Yi glanced at Amber and felt that in the future, he still couldn't let Amber stay alone. Once people calmed down, they would easily think randomly, not to mention being a goddess, who had experienced more and would definitely think more.
The atmosphere like now is very good.
Looking at the flames jumping under the barbecue grill, Ye Yi remembered the strange sight he saw in the blood pool, the road, and the existence at the end of the road.
What Ye Yi has done over the years has only one purpose, and that is to eliminate the restless existence in this universe, so as to give his loved ones a stable life, so that they will no longer take risks.
From cooperating with Doctor Who, participating in the War of Devil Escape, fighting against the Silent Organization, eliminating the headless monks, to exploring the old dominators, etc., but the crisis does not seem to be completely resolved, the first is the end of the road. The creatures, and then the ancient gods who were trapped in a higher dimension, descended.
This seemed to indicate that a new storm was being bred, and Ye Yi had an intuition that soon, there might be a stormy wave in the universe.
The ancestral land of the Pangu tribe
After the Madonna of Yaochi broke the seal and dropped the red snow storm, Pangu Ancestral Land no longer survived. After the battle of destiny, apart from Kuang Tianyou and Ma Xiaoling, only the survivor, King of People, remained.
The King of Humanity left the earth and returned to the ancestral land of the Pangu tribe again after tens of thousands of years.
Ren Wang sat quietly on the deserted hillside with one hand on his forehead, slowly falling into a deep sleep.
Suddenly, the King of People felt a force calling him.
"who is it?"
Ren Wang opened his eyes quickly and looked around the dead ancestral land, and his divine consciousness spread out along with it.
But no trace of living creatures were found.
King Ren didn't relax his vigilance. He knew that his induction would never go wrong. At that moment, there must be a force calling him, and that force was still very familiar.
Bright light particles appeared in the sky above Pangu Ancestral Land, and then light particles converged, and a long passage appeared to penetrate the barrier of time and space, and a faint figure stood at the end of the road.
With a solemn expression, the king shook his left hand, and the Pangu bow appeared in his hand, glowing with sacred golden light, waiting for him.
The body of the creature at the end of the road is still not very solid, half-empty and half-real, slowly turning around in the haunting of light particles.
When he saw the true face of the creature at the end of the road, the human king's expression was extremely shocked, because that was another self.
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