"Captain, although this guy is alive, he has drunk a lot of water. I will give him first aid now!" Yu Zhiqian said, placing his hands on the chest of the cyclops pirate and pressing it gently nine times. , Pressed hard, simple cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but a bit substandard.
The Cyclops' mouth suddenly opened, protruding a large amount of water, but the abdomen was still a little bulging, Yu Zhiqian continued to press his chest cavity, as for artificial respiration, it is impossible, this Cyclops is so disgusting, how could he give him artificial respiration.
"Yu Zhiqian, do you know how to do first aid? Cardiopulmonary resuscitation requires artificial respiration!"
Yu Zhiqian heard Lu Chen's voice in his headset. This is a medical soldier. He is professional first aid, but Yu Zhiqian looked at the pirate's face with disgusting yellow teeth: "Lu Chen, you have the ability!"
After speaking, he continued to press his chest. The Cyclops kept pressing his chest. Yu Zhiqian kept repeating a sentence in his mind, artificial respiration is impossible. It is absolutely impossible to give artificial respiration to this cyclops. He looks ugly and disgusting. Even if you jump off this speedboat, you won't do artificial respiration!
"Yu Zhiqian, do what Lu Chen said!"
"Yes, Captain!"
After Yu Zhigan answered, he said silently in his heart: "It's so fragrant!" After saying that, he resisted the urge to kill this guy, slowly approached the guy's mouth, pinched both cheeks with his hands, and closed his eyes. He kissed him, and then took a strong breath, sucking out some debris from the cyclops trachea.
Looking up at the sky, Yu Zhigan just wanted to say, fortunately, it was not his first kiss. Sure enough, after Master Wang Jingze invented the law of true fragrance, no one can violate it so far.
"Oh!" After feeling, Yu Zhiqian quickly lowered his head, spit out a few saliva, wiped his mouth with his hand, and then continued to press his chest. At this moment, Yang Rui's voice came from the headset again: "Lu Chen, Yu Zhigan Do you really need artificial respiration?"
“In fact, it’s not necessary. The main purpose of artificial respiration is to help comatose patients breathe again or to suck out the blockage in the trachea. But this is sea water, not a river, and there is less sediment and some foreign bodies in the water. CPR is done directly. That's it."
Yu Zhigan now has the urge to beat Lu Chen and coughs softly: "Captain, this is a public channel, I can hear it!"
"Damn it!"
Lu Chen said a word, went offline in seconds, pretending to be dead, while Yu Zhigan was doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and said: "Captain, can I apply to beat Lu Chen?"
"No! Pay attention to team harmony! But..."
"But what!"
"But if no one sees it, then no one knows, doesn't it!"
"Roger that!"
Yu Zhiqian had already begun to calculate in his heart. After completing the task, how to teach Lu Chen a good meal and let himself kiss such a disgusting man. As a straight steel man, he can tolerate black girls, but black men, Forget it, it's disgusting, thinking about this, Yu Zhigan feels like vomiting again.
"Well, this is a public channel, not a place for joking, pay attention to the influence!" The captain's voice came from Gao Yun, and everyone immediately shut up.
"Yes, Captain!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"..."
An innocent joke ended like this, while on the Linyi, Gao Yun touched his chin and looked at the political commissar next to him: "Committee Zhao, has the picture just been cut off?"
"I've been intercepted, Lao Gao, what do you want to do?"
Gao Yun smiled mysteriously and gently touched Zhao Haiguang with his arm: "Lao Zhao, you said that when Yu Zhigan is discharged from the army, we will give him this picture as a gift. What do you think he will do?"
Old Zhao Bai gave Gao Yun a glance, and then laughed involuntarily. He really wanted to see Yu Zhigan's expression when he received this photo when he was discharged from the army: "I think Xiaoyu might just beat us both! "
"He dare!"
"Everyone is discharged from the army, what can't you dare!"
"Even if it's discharged from the army, I'm his old chief, and he's going against it!" After speaking, he looked at the rest of the command ship: "Don't laugh, don't tell anyone about this, especially you, monk. , You have the biggest mouth!"
"Yes, Captain!"
Gao Yun and Zhao Haiguang played this kind of joke because the mission was successfully completed, there were no casualties, and the robber leader was captured alive. They were in a very good mood. If the mission failed, Yu Zhiqian and the others would have to face it when they came back. A face even darker than Bao Qingtian.
Just as everyone was making the final finishing touches, there was a sudden cry of exclamation on Seabird One: "Seabird One is calling, Seabird One is calling!"
"Speaking!"
The public channel is used, so Yu Zhiqian can also hear it. He feels a little nervous, and what happened to Luo Xing, right? This time Luo Xing did not go deep alone, and during the exchange of fire, he heard no news of anyone being shot.
"Luo Xing has a sudden illness, the abdominal pain is unbearable, repeat, Luo Xing has a sudden illness, the abdominal pain is unbearable, over!"
"Received! You evacuate first!"
After Yu Zhiqian listened to the conversation, he was stunned. What is Luo Xing's sudden illness and unbearable abdominal pain? Is this guy so unlucky? Because of his own existence, he attracted most of the firepower and was not injured, but he did not expect that he was actually ill. It seems that the next step is to change the sniper.
Yu Zhigan touched his chin. What is it called? The inertia of history? Yu Zhiqian shook his head, put this unrealistic idea behind him, and continued to rescue the cyclops.
After half a minute, the two speedboats approached Yu Zhiqian's speedboat. Lu Chen sat in the speedboat looking at Yu Zhiqian, stuck his tongue out, and then took over Yu Zhiqian's job and began to rescue the cyclops.
Yu Zhiqian watched Lu Chen's busy schedule and sneered: "Lu Chen, I remember you said that artificial respiration is needed. I think my artificial respiration is very substandard. Why don't you give it a try?"
Lu Chen looked at Yu Zhiqian with a little embarrassment and coughed softly to relieve the embarrassment: "That old Yu, I'm just kidding!"
Yu Zhigan squeezed his big punching bag fist and raised his brows: "Oh, are you kidding me?" If you say that my fist hits you, it's a joke!
Lu Chen didn't know if Yu Zhigan was joking or was really angry, but thinking about his joke, it seemed a bit too much: "Well, I will show you the correct way of artificial respiration!"
"Come and come, everyone learns. Lu Chen wants to show us the correct way of artificial respiration!" Yu Zhiqian shouted in the headset, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. The Seabird 2 in China also flew over slowly, and the large screen of the Linyi was also watching.
And now Luo Xing, who was suffering from abdominal pain, heard what Yu Zhigan said, with a cold sweat on his forehead, and slowly said, "I think I can hold on, and I want to learn too!"
"Don't worry, we will record a video for you!"
The stone that came with the speedboat, looked at Lu Chen with a decisive expression, took a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it over: "Eat the candy and make it again, it feels like first love!" (End of this chapter)