October 27th.
Henry is a Frenchman who works in the United States and has obtained American citizenship. An ordinary office worker has to do two jobs for mortgage and car loans. One of them is a financial analyst, which sounds very tall. The above is actually selling all kinds of bonds. The United States is different from the domestic ones. The country can only buy domestic bonds, and the annual sales are basically seconds.
But in the United States, you can buy bonds from various countries in the world, but some are easy to sell, and some cannot be sold at all, especially in Greece, which basically cannot be sold.
As a financial analyst, what you must do every day is to watch the news. In addition to understanding the world's trends, I also hope to see some good news and fool some people into buying the backlog of bonds in their hands.
"The government of Greece, which should be fucked, went bankrupt again, and the credit rating was downgraded again. The group of idiots in the company asked me to sell Greek bonds. Only fools would buy it! The boss has a European Morning News! USA Today!"
"Two dollars!"
"give!"
Although there are various news apps, basically everyone can learn about the latest world news without reading newspapers and watching TV, but he needs to buy a newspaper to pass the boring time on the subway.
"When will the signal of the New York subway be better? It is now in the 5G era. Why can only make calls in the subway!"
"Man, please pay attention, your hot dog almost spilled on my body!" After Henry finished speaking, he frowned and said loudly. A black man put on headphones and didn't pay attention to him. He shook his head and left.
"The fucking guy!" After Henry finished speaking, he entered the subway. After getting on the train, he found a place to sit down, wrinkled his nose, and a pungent smell came. He looked around and in the corner. The rubbish is rancid, still no one cleans it, and it smells of inferior perfume.
"It should be fucked, people who know know that I am in New York, but they don't know that they think I'm in a garbage dump!" Henry resisted the discomfort, then opened the newspaper and read it!
"God!"
When Henry saw the front page news, the bread he was biting in his mouth fell directly to the ground.
"God, this is not true!"
The front page headline of the newspaper, a huge photo, a burning barracks, inside you can see the bodies of some soldiers, a burning police car, and scorched arms hanging feebly, the headline is: " Shame of the century, the Third Mountain Division was wiped out in Namibia! 》
"God!"
"This is impossible!"
The two people who were sitting next to the newspapers also saw the news headline and exclaimed. Then some people who took the newspaper to the car and opened the newspaper issued various exclaims.
"Man, can you sell me your newspaper? My son is serving in the 3rd Division!"
A woman stared at the news, her legs trembled, almost crying.
"OK, don't be sad, news is usually exaggerated, I still have it, I'll give you this first!"
After Henry finished speaking, he handed over the newspaper and opened USA Today himself.
The first piece of news is still about the US military casualties, but the title is not so exaggerated: "The Third Mountain Division is defeated, the US military's biggest defeat in 50 years! 》
Henry looked at the news carefully. The more he read the news, the more he became more frightened. He didn't pay much attention to the news of the military. At first he thought that the US military was fighting with a certain country in the Middle East. I've long been used to it.
But when you know that the target is only a small country in Africa, no, if it is a small country, you can accept it. This time I actually lost to a security company in Namibia, Africa. It is not even a country. If you support it, you will be a warlord.
"God, it hurts more than three thousand people, it should be fucked!" Henry said, taking out his cell phone, and wanting to call a friend of his own, he went to Namibia and invited himself to eat before leaving. a meal! New Bayi Chinese website first released https://https://
The subway was still able to make a call, Henry waited anxiously, the phone was finally connected, and a lazy voice came from the other side of the phone.
"God, Robert, you are still alive, you are still alive, great!"
"Yes, Henry, I'm still alive, and I'm glad I am from the second division and not from the third division!"
"How is your situation there?"
"Not very good. The third division lost more than half and sacrificed a general!" ァ新ヤ~⑧~1~中文网ωωω.χ~⒏~1zщ.còм
"My friend, I am worried about you!"
"Thank you for your concern, but I will be better tomorrow!"
"..."
As the sun rose, the American continent began to shake. The casualties of 3,000 people stunned everyone. In the past, more than 100 casualties would shake the whole country, but now it is 3,000!
"Today must be April Fool's Day, it must be an April Fool's Day joke!"
"Not true! This is not true!"
"This kind of fake news of the ** can appear in the news!"
Most people in the United States don't believe this news is true. In their eyes, the US military's combat effectiveness is the world's first, but now that a security company has lost thousands of people, it doesn't matter how much the other party loses!
The angry people took to the streets and began to march, hoping that the people above would give an explanation!
While the United States was shaking up, the whole world began to eat melons. Yu Zhiqian finally posted on Weibo, but canceled some bloody photos, just added some photos of the trophy and added a sentence: "Good luck, kill one. General, I guess some people will have a headache!"
Yu Zhiqian's Weibo certification is the chairman of the security company. Many people who follow Yu Zhiqian know what Yu Zhiqian does. Many military fans follow Yu Zhiqian's Weibo because Yu Zhiqian often posts photos of weapons and training.
"It's true, Yankee's general star, wouldn't it be a treasure bought to fool people!"
"I'm so awesome, I'm a general in the United States!"
"Forcing the king to come again, tusk tusk tusk, where did you steal the picture this time?"
"..."
At the beginning of the comments, everyone was more restrained. Many people looked at it as a joke and didn't take it seriously, but when the news exploded in the morning, all the people realized that it was true.
"I, Cao, watched in the front row, buddy, you really did a U.S. general? That's awesome, buddy is short of people, I'll go too!"
"Awesome, awesome, the universe is awesome!"
"This Nima is sixty years ago, you have to do meritorious service!"
"Dude, are you still alive? I feel like you are going to be beheaded!"
"..."
People who know Yu Zhigan in the country regard Yu Zhigan as a hero. It has been discussed before, but now it is just another discussion.
The news is more explosive in Europe than in the United States, and Europeans are shocked. The relationship between Europe and the United States in these years is amazing. To be precise, it feels like a detachment. Europeans do not want to become vassals of Americans, so they want to get rid of American influence , Happy to see the bad luck of the Americans.
An Englishman who doesn't scold Americans is not a good Londoner.
"God bless, that nouveau riche is out of luck again!"
"what's happenin?"
"They were defeated in Africa and injured more than 3,000 people!"
"This is really good news, buddy, you get a free breakfast!"
"Thank you, the Americans who should be fucked are finally out of luck!"
"Who said no?"
The French brain circuit is even more magical. They are worried that the peacekeeping force they have sent out will also have an accident. They start a demonstration and want the government to withdraw the troops. Well, the French are just looking for a reason for the demonstration.
The Germans are discussing why the Americans failed, and even summed up ten reasons why the Americans failed. The most important one is that the US military lacks air supremacy. If there is air supremacy, the Americans would not fail so miserably.
In addition, there are other countries that are constantly eating melons.
In some countries in the Middle East, Yu Zhiqian’s profile picture appeared on the news page, with the word “hero”!
Yes, Yu Zhiqian has been regarded as a hero. People in the world hate eagle sauce the most. Undoubtedly, it is the camels of the Middle East. These years, eagle sauce and teddy bears have been wantonly on the Camel Mountain in the Middle East, making them miserable In other words, if they could, the camels would have thought about it a long time ago!
"Heroes in Africa! "This is news from some countries on Camel.
Compared with the people’s various eating melons, various countries have begun to study how Yu Zhigan’s miracle was achieved, how many countries want to do but cannot do to defeat a US military division.
Almost all countries with armed forces held meetings, studied Yu Zhiqian's tactics, and began to analyze the reasons for the success.
"Unable to replicate, the Americans have been a bit swollen over the years. This time I don’t know for what reason. The Americans are eager for success and rashly advance. The air force has not arrived, and the aircraft carrier rushed to attack when it was still in the storm zone. The Americans should not commit such low-level mistakes in the future!" A certain domestic tactical analyst!
"Yes, there is no air supremacy. If I am replaced, I can also defeat the third division, but my casualties may be larger, but this also gives us some ideas. If we can, we can use tank charge tactics! "An analyst from a country in the Middle East.
When this sentence was said, everyone immediately understood that this tactic is self-defeating and killing 1,000 enemies. However, the Middle East and Africa have one thing in common. Human lives are the least valuable here!
The whole world is booming. U.S. stocks have plummeted, and European stocks have also been affected. In addition, there are demonstrations and demonstrations in various parts of the United States. The whole world is in a lively atmosphere, and Yu Zhiqian is sleeping, rested, and energized. , Can shock the world!
On Weibo, Yu Zhiqian did not appear in the hot search. After all, this kind of news could not be in the hot search. However, screenshots of Yu Zhiqian's Weibo were posted to various groups and forums, and more and more people heard the news.
Yu Zhigan woke up and watched the comments explode. After thinking about it, he took a selfie: I'm fine, thank you for your concern!
"Awesome!"
"Awesome!"
"Great MAX!"
Yu Zhiqian read the comments with satisfaction, and then rubbed his head. Today is the time to see the real chapter, and the fully-integrated American army is here!
In the headquarters, Yu Zhigan held a piece of bread and looked at Mao Sanbai: "Where is the U.S. Navy now!"
"Head, it's less than a hundred nautical miles away from Whale Harbor, faster than we expected. It is estimated that we have received the news and are moving at full speed!
"Well, it's pretty fast. How are the clouds today? Can satellites take pictures of the sea?"
"The cloud density is very thick at about 50 nautical miles in Whale Harbor. It is cloudy today, but no one will understand the situation after a few hours!"
"Got it!"
Yu Zhigan squinted his eyes and thought. It seemed that he would eventually have to request the system to find a device that could shield the surrounding satellites. In this way, Yu Zhigan would have no worries about using the spacecraft.
Yu Zhigan thought about the issue of whether the spacecraft was exposed or not for a long time, and temporarily decided that it would be better not to expose it. If this thing comes out, the whole world will go crazy, unless he thoroughly exposes his strength, otherwise it is impossible to withstand it!
Another reason is that Yu Zhigan wants to pit the old beauty well, break some of the myths of the old beauty, and let more caring people become active!
"Look at it first, and I will come as soon as I go!"
After Yu Zhiqian finished speaking, he returned to his room and entered the system space.
In the system mall, Yu Zhiqian has seen a device that can block signals. This time, what Yu Zhiqian needs is a device that can block satellite images. Yu Zhiqian didn't check it carefully.
Fortunately, Yu Zhigan earned a lot of honor points before, but now it doesn't hurt to spend money at all. Otherwise, it will take a long time for Yu Zhigan to buy a shielding device, because there is no less than 1,000 honor points for this thing.
"Signal shielding, I'll look for it!" Yu Zhiqian said and watched slowly. The system mall is just like Taobao. You can't open it. You will find out that everything in it is missing and everything is missing. I want to buy it, but unfortunately there is no double eleven in the system mall, there will be no discounts, and no year-end promotions, otherwise, Yu Zhigan will do his best to buy and buy!
It's a pity that this is all Yu Zhigan thought about.
"Hey, you can't make a discount!"
Yu Zhiqian complained while watching.
At this moment, Yu Zhiqian discovered that all of the merchandise was suddenly 50% off.
"I'm Cao, what's the situation? I'm dazzled?"
Yu Zhigan rubbed his eyes and made sure that his eyes were not dazzled, and then looked at it again, as if it was indeed the case. It was not his dazzled eyes, but the truth. All items were 50% off!
"This is the situation! System!"
"The host has too much honor. In order to promote consumption, the system mall has a 50% discount for a limited time!"
"..."
It really promotes consumption!
Yu Zhigan looked at the 50% off sign, and it turned out that the system was old and cunning. This system was meant to empty his pockets for the last point of honor. Yes, it must be like this. Yu Zhigan was not going to give this system this opportunity! Don't buy it even if it's discounted!
"I want to empty my wallet after only 50% off! Absolutely impossible, I am definitely not a person who impulsively consumes! Unless you give a discount!"
This time there was no sign of a discount. Yu Zhiqian shook his head disappointedly. He thought that he had acquired some incredible superpowers, and he could achieve something like a braggart. It seemed that he wanted too much. Where is the world? Have this super power
"50% off is 50% off, it can save a little is a little!"
As Yu Zhiqian spoke, he continued to browse and search for what he needed.
"Well, this signal shielding device can shield satellite signals, but this thing is so big?"
When Yu Zhigan looked at the introduction saying that it was more than 100 meters high, he shook his head. It was too high, like a signal tower. It takes a while for this thing to stand up. The Americans have already hit the door. Now, time is too late.
The first one was quickly denied by Yu Zhigan, but this is good news. At least Yu Zhigan can find what he needs, but the price is a bit high. After a 50% discount, Yu Zhigan still thinks it is a bit high.
"A thousand honor points, this is a money grab, I can buy a spaceship!"
"Host, this device can cover a planet. This is a device to prevent alien spacecraft from spying on the opposite side in the future!"
"Then tell me how the signal turns and how to cover a sphere!"
"Host, if this system explains the signal surface transmission to you, this book may be renamed the Black Technology System of Warmongers!"
"... Okay, you won. What you mean is, I don't care about the principle of this thing, I can use it myself, right?"
"Yes, because the earth's technological level simply cannot understand many things, such as surface engines, etc., the host's knowledge of physics and mathematics, it is difficult to understand some esoteric physics principles!"
"Okay, I know! It's heartbreaking!" After Yu Zhiqian finished speaking, he stopped taking care of the system, but slowly continued to choose.
"this is not bad!"
Yu Zhiqian suddenly saw something with a discount of five hundred honor points, something similar to a drone.
"2050 UAV! After launching, it can establish long-distance communications within a thousand kilometers, and it can also shield satellite communications, signals, etc., within a radius of 100 kilometers, and it can also carry weapons!"
Yu Zhiqian read carefully, and the more I look at it, the more I think it suits him. This is a well-equipped black technology. Most of the military drones now use two small air-to-surface missiles, which are one-time consumable items. Models can be shielded, communications can be built, and there are certain defenses.
"Will the aircraft itself be discovered by the system?"
"Please read the instructions carefully!"
"...Now I'm not bragging anymore, where did the enthusiasm go just now!"
After Yu Zhigan cursed, he began to read it carefully. After discovering that invisible materials were used in the following materials, he nodded in satisfaction.
On the whole, Yu Zhigan is satisfied with this thing. Compared with the ground device, it is small and flexible, but the shielding range is a little smaller, but it is enough for Yu Zhigan. The only thing that worries Yu Zhigan is that this thing is flying in the air. There is a risk of being shot down if found by an aircraft!
However, if the signal tower stands on the ground, it is not better to go there. If a bomber passes by, where such a large signal tower stands, even if the pilot doesn't know what to do, two bombs will be dropped!
"Bought it!"
When the five hundred honor points were spent, Yu Zhiqian felt a bit of pain in an instant. (End of this chapter)