Out of everyone's sight, Qi Qi couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Believe it or not, I will let go and knock you to death?" Wu Dongfang said. Qi Qi is currently wearing a pair of ordinary hemp shoes. They cannot fly without borrowing them.
"Why did you throw me? They framed me. I am innocent." Qiyue shouted loudly.
"Innocent? Did someone catch you on the bed?" Wu Dongfang tilted his head and looked at Qiyue, "Are you considered a habitual offender? You can't even tell the age of a woman?"
"Although that woman is old, she has never broken a melon, so I have no suspicion." said Qiyue.
"Where did your borrowed money go?" Wu Dongfang asked.
"It's in the bag." Qi Qi reached out and took out the pair of straw sandals from the Qiankun bag. They were the same pair as before. They were badly worn. No wonder he was reluctant to wear them.
Having left the capital area at this time, Wu Dongfang landed on the ground, took out two pairs from the Qiankun bag and handed them to Qiyue, "Here are these for you."
"Hey, where did it come from?" Qi Qiyue happily took it.
"I got it from the Kunlun Mountains." Wu Dongfang said. After the battle that day, he, Fei Xuan and others collected a lot of trophies, including several pairs that they would not borrow. Compared with other spiritual objects, these flying straw sandals are nothing good. thing.
"Thank you." Qi Qi stuffed the two pairs of straw sandals into the Qiankun bag.
"Give me the mountain whip." Wu Dongfang said.
"What do you want it for?" Qi Qi still had his hand in the bag at this time, and fumbled to take out the mountain whip.
Wu Dongfang took the mountain whip and found the small gong he got in Kunlun Mountain that day from the Qiankun bag inside him. "I suspect this is the mountain whip."
"Quishanduo is a bell, and you are a gong." Qiyue said with a smile.
At this time, there were many bronzes with strange names. Wu Dongfang couldn't tell what a Duo was. He grabbed a piece of wooden stick and hit the gong, flicked his whip, but there was no response, "Forget it, I'll give this to you too." .”
"What are you doing in Kunlun Mountain?" Qiyue stuffed the whip and gong into the Qiankun bag.
"Looking for something." Wu Dongfang took another peach and handed it to Qiyue.
Qi Qi took Tao Zi and asked, "Why are you taking me there? Don't you have a very good relationship with the other holy witches? How about taking them there?"
"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten. Have you ever gone to the Shui Tribe to commit crimes?" Wu Dongfang asked.
"Why do you ask this?" Qi Qiu asked back.
"Have you?" Wu Dongfang raised his voice.
"I've been there, but I haven't done anything. There are no beauties in the water tribe. The climate there is not good, and women's skin is rough. In addition, they like to eat mutton, and they still have a smell." Qiyue shook her head and said.
"Really?" Wu Dongfang confirmed.
"It's really not true. I'll admit it if I do. Why do you ask?" Qiyue asked doubtfully.
"It's nothing, I just want to see if you have offended anyone who cannot be offended." Wu Dongfang said, Qi Qi is not much older than Xun Shuang. When this guy committed the crime, Xun Shuang's cultivation level was already quite high. He did not dare to provoke Xun Shuang. , when Xun Shuang was young, July was not old enough to do bad things.
"Don't worry, everything I said is true. By the way, you are powerful enough now. The holy witches of the three tribes listen to you." Qi Qi didn't eat for several times, and ate the peach Wu Dongfang gave him. .
Wu Dongfang said nothing and continued to take things out of the Qiankun bag, including food and supplements.
At first July was still going on, but in the end she felt guilty, "Why did you give me so many things?"
"It's useless for me to keep him." Wu Dongfang said casually. Qi Qi is always a troublemaker for women. In modern times, he would have been arrested by the public security organs. After all, they are also friends, so he can't punish Qi severely. Yue, on his way to the underworld last time, met the eel from Venus. That guy was an eel, so he sent Qiyue to Dui Palace to educate him, and then he took Qiyue out after he had been transformed.
"Why are they all tonics?" Qi Qiyue didn't know what Wu Dongfang was thinking.
"I have spiritual energy cultivation. It's useless if I take it." Wu Dongfang said. He had eaten ground fat in July. As long as Venus Ground Eel didn't kill him, he wouldn't be able to die. However, kidney failure was certain, so he had to leave some supplements for him. .
"Wealth never forgets the past. I really saw you right." Qiyue gave Wu Dongfang a thumbs up.
"Let's go." Wu Dongfang formed a wooden plate and took off into the sky.
Qi Qi threw away the peach core, stepped on the ground and rose into the air, and chased after him.
Flying while standing was definitely not as comfortable as flying by sitting down. Qi Qiyue came over to sit on the seat before flying too far. He was in a good mood, chatting and laughing with Wu Dongfang, without realizing at all that Wu Dongfang was sending him to prison.
With Qi Qi, he couldn't use Earth Escape and his speed was slow. In the evening, they arrived at the boundary of Yongzhou. Qi Qi was hungry and shouted to go stay in the inn. Wu Dongfang was also a little hungry, so he looked for a place. In the city, he collected his energy and walked into the city.
"If there is a next life, I will definitely be reincarnated as a wizard." said Qiyue.
"Why?" Wu Dongfang asked casually,
"You can learn spells, and you can come and go without wearing them or borrowing them." Qiyue was still envious of the Heavenly Master's ability to soar into the clouds.
"There is no need for the next life, there is hope in this life." Wu Dongfang said. He went to Kunlun Mountain this time mainly to do this. If everything goes well, ordinary people like Qi Qi can also learn spells, but the prerequisite is that Qi Qi can transform well. Well, if the transformation is not good and he learns Earth Escape again, no one will be able to catch him.
"What do you mean?" Qi Qi was very confused.
"Hurry up, it's closing." Wu Dongfang walked quickly towards the city gate.
The two people passed by the city gate, and the soldiers guarding the city gate cursed them because they were walking slowly.
"Why don't you wear the robe of a holy wizard?" Qi Qiyue asked. Wu Dongfang was wearing casual clothes. If he were wearing a wizard's robe, the soldiers would not dare to scold him.
"Why are you wearing it? People will stare at you when you urinate anywhere." Wu Dongfang laughed.
Compared with Xiadu, the city of Yongzhou is much shabby. Previously, the Shui Tribe and the Tu Tribe went to war, and Yongzhou was the front station. The people here were extremely poor. The two of them found an inn in the city and ordered some vegetables and wine. No, they both have good wine in their bags.
There are a few scoundrels who do no good everywhere, and there are also some in this city. It happens to be in this inn. Although the two of them are sitting in the corner, they eat good food and drink good wine. Although the gangsters were sitting in the middle, the food and drinks were shabby, and they started to find trouble with envy and hatred.
In today's terms, hooligans are social trash. To put it crudely, they are stinking shit. The general public will avoid them. Wu Dongfang hates these people and beats them all away.
Unexpectedly, the matter was not over yet. The local ruffians suffered a loss and called a large group of people to come over to make trouble. When the matter became serious, the officers and soldiers were alerted. A large part of the reason why the local ruffians dared to oppress law-abiding citizens unscrupulously was because of them. If there is collusion with the officers and soldiers, it may be giving gifts, or it may be helping the officers and soldiers do bad things that are inconvenient for the officers and soldiers to do.
After the officers and soldiers came over, they favored the gangsters and threatened to arrest the two of them. Wu Dongfang got annoyed and directly removed the leader's head and said, "Catch you, uncle."
The officers and soldiers couldn't fight, so they had to ask for a wizard. The wizard who came was a tall and thick man with a very loud voice. "Who are you?"
Wu Dongfang tilted his head and glanced at this person. He had never seen this witch before, but this person seemed familiar to him.
Qi Qi was eloquent and explained the cause and effect in detail. The officers, soldiers and ruffians had completely opposite arguments. After hearing this, the wizard was a little confused. After thinking for a long time, she pointed at the shop owner hiding in the corner and said, "Get out of here. "
The latter moved out cringingly and saluted her.
"Which of them is telling the truth?" asked the wizard.
The shopkeeper looked at Wu Dongfang and then at the officers and soldiers. One was a villain who killed people without blinking an eye, and the other was a gangster who didn't pay for food. He didn't dare to offend either of them.
"If you dare to lie, I will chop off your head." The witch threatened with a glare.
"What these two guests said is true." The shopkeeper was trembling with fear. Between being beheaded and possible retaliation, he chose to save his head first.
"Okay, if they rebel against you, come and tie them up." The wizard ordered in a loud voice.
After she shouted, no one moved because she came here by herself without any troops.
Stunned, the ruffians started to run away.
"What are you still doing? Go and chase them. There are sixteen in total. I've counted them. If one of them escapes, you will all go to jail." The witch kicked and beat the officers and soldiers to catch the gangsters.
The officers and soldiers ran after the ruffians, and the sorceress came out and pointed at Wu Dongfang and said, "You have to go back with me even if you kill someone."
"What's your name?" Wu Dongfang asked.
"What did you say?" The wizard did not expect Wu Dongfang to dare to ask her name.
"Do you know Yun Zhu?" Wu Dongfang asked. Yun Zhu once said that his parents are dead and his only sister is in Yongzhou. The words, deeds, and appearance of this sorceress are somewhat similar to Yun Zhu.
"That's my brother, who are you?" the wizard asked.
"You don't even know him?" Qiyue pointed at Wu Dongfang, "Listen carefully, this is Wu Dongfang, the Holy Wizard of the Five Tribes. Why don't you kneel down when you see the Holy Wizard?"
"No way, you came just after the messenger left?" The witch raised her hand and scratched her head. At this time, there were no telephones or telegrams, and there were no flying pigeons to deliver messages, but the Tu people have Tudun, and important news can be conveyed quickly. To various cities.
"Would you like to open the box and let you see the legendary divine bow?" Qiyuehu is also good at pretending to be a tiger.
"Open it and let me see." The wizard didn't understand.
Qi Qi didn't expect the wizard to be so ignorant, but the words had already been spoken and she could only look at Wu Dongfang awkwardly. Wu Dongfang smiled and opened the wooden box.
The holy witches of the five tribes are equivalent to the real protectors of the country in later generations. The witch wizard was stunned for a moment when he saw Sunset Gong, then knelt down on one knee with his hands on his knees and said, "Yunfang pays homage to the holy witch."
"Get up." Wu Dongfang said with a smile. Even though this guy is not good-looking, his name is quite good.
No matter how ignorant you are, you know how to please the leader. Yunfang respectfully invited Wu Dongfang and Qiyue to live in her house. Wu Dongfang had a good impression of Yunzhu and he loved the house so much that he followed.
Yunfang's previous handling of the whole matter satisfied him. Although this person did not have a high IQ, he was very upright. The leader also had selfish likes and dislikes, and when he was happy, he decided to transfer her and her husband back to the capital to reunite their siblings.
Yunfang was naturally happy, and the waiters before and after the run were very attentive. The next day was the Hungry Ghost Festival, and there were sacrificial activities in the city. With Yunfang's persuasion, Wu Dongfang and Qiyue were not in a hurry to hit the road, and Qiyue would be there soon. He's going to live in a ravine, so let him have some fun outside.
There was a celebration in the evening. In July, I heard that all the girls in the city would attend. I got excited and ran out to look for flowers.
After Qi Qi left, Yunfang Guigui came quickly, carrying a flower pot with a small sapling in it, "Holy Witch, we have nothing to thank you for, you must accept this fairy fruit."
"Fairy fruit?" Wu Dongfang frowned and looked at the plant. The sapling was not big, it should be a fruit tree sapling.
"This is a fairy fruit from the sky. It hasn't grown up yet. When it grows up, it will bear such a big fruit. If you eat it, you can live a hundred years." Yunfang stretched out her hand and gestured.
"Have you eaten?" Wu Dongfang asked.
"I have eaten it. My brother asked someone to bring it to me from the capital city." Yunfang said.
Wu Dongfang suddenly realized that when he went to steal the alchemy cauldron, he had given Yun Zhu a banana and a pomegranate. At that time, these two fruits were not available in China, so he lied to Yun Zhu that they were fairy fruits from the sky. Yun Zhu ate the bananas at that time. , put the pomegranate into his arms.
"Yunzhu is a good man." Wu Dongfang felt a little ashamed. It was wrong to lie to a fool. It was against the law of heaven.
"Thank you Holy Witch for the compliment." Yunfang was very happy.
"I'll accept this, thank you." Wu Dongfang said.
When Yunfang saw Wu Dongfang accepting the gift, she rubbed her hands excitedly, talked with Wu Dongfang for a while, and then bowed and left.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Qi Qi came back. He probably didn't do anything bad by coming back so early.
At ten minutes in the middle of the night, Wu Dongfang suddenly woke up. He noticed a slight vibration. Along with the vibration, there was a low and dull sound. The sound came from the northwest. Judging from the sound and vibration, it should be eight hundred miles away.
When Wu Dongfang walked out of the room, Yunfang and his wife also walked out, "Did the Holy Witch also hear the sound?"
Wu Dongfang nodded, "Where is the place eight hundred miles to the northwest?"
"Eight hundred miles?" Yunfang scratched her head and looked at her skinny monkey husband. The latter thought for a while and said, "It should be the boundary of Changyang Mountain."
"Changyang Mountain?" Wu Dongfang was shocked, "Is today the 15th of July?"
"Yes, today is the Ghost Festival, why did you forget?" Yunfang said.
Wu Dongfang quickly returned to his room, grabbed the wooden box and ran out, lifting his energy from the courtyard and taking off into the air, "You guys stay here, I'll go to Changyang Mountain to have a look..."