Wasteland Employment Guide

Chapter 185: Prepare for the New Year

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In the past, it was the highlight of the year. The ultimate zombie tide will release at least one whale-level monster.

But this year, the ultimate zombie tide has come to an end. Not to mention the whale-level monster, not even a five-celled or above evil monster has appeared.

Some people speculate that this is because a whale-level monster appeared during the zombie tide in September, and the old city had not had time to hatch a new one. Some people believe that it just killed a whale-level monster in September, which shocked the old city, so it did not dare to attack D067 New City anymore and transported the whale-level monster to other new cities.

The whale-level monster in September was killed by Shinra.

Wu Chan split open the fang that shot into the city.

This time, Shinra did not appear in the ultimate zombie wave. But Wu Chan is still there.

So there is another voice in the market: The whale-level monster did not appear not because of fear of D067 Xincheng, but because of fear of Wu Chan.

No matter what age, humans are always fascinated by heroic legends. The closer to the end of the corpse tide, the louder the public's call for Wu Chan. There are almost as many people who want to join the No. 3 Waste Incineration Station in East District as there are people who want to marry Wu Chan. For anyone with a clear mind, there is little hope for either of these things. However, Gong's Martial Arts School has a close relationship with Wu Chan, and this is almost Wu Chan's home in the city.

Many admirers gathered at the gate of Gong's Martial Arts School, just to catch a glimpse of Wu Chan himself.

As Wu Chan, who has been in the entertainment industry, he is accustomed to this kind of fanatical phenomenon. He ignored it and jumped over the wall directly to the hospital. A large group of girls were left outside the door and said infatuatedly: "So handsome~~~~"

The biggest difference between these people blocking the door of the martial arts hall and zombies blocking the night wall is that these people can't scratch the door.

Of course, these people have valid reasons for wanting to come in.

Gong's martial arts gym, as a martial arts gym, is meant to recruit disciples from outside!

This is an unprecedented business opportunity, but Gong Jingsheng has no intention of seizing it. He sent his apprentice Hou Lang to hang out a wooden sign suspending the recruitment of apprentices. Some people argued with Hou Lang, but no matter how noisy, Hou Lang kept a bewildered smile. People who didn't know that he was deaf-mute couldn't help but feel that Gong's martial arts school was unfathomable.

The girls who had become Gong's martial arts school apprentices early in life followed suit. Before the wave of corpses was over, they hurried back to the martial arts school. They wanted to go back and forth to the martial arts school eight hundred times a day, just to show off their status. For a time, "Members of Gong's Martial Arts School" became the latest luxury product among young people in D067 New City.

Thus, the ultimate zombie wave in December ended in a farce-like ending in D067 New City.

In the post-disaster era, New Year's Day is regarded as the new year, so when the corpse wave ends, it is the New Year.

In previous years, because the ultimate corpse tide was an annual obstacle, people were always on tenterhooks. When the corpse wave ends, the living people will have a sense of relief that they have survived the catastrophe and are full of hope for the coming year. Therefore, celebrating the New Year is not only to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, but also to release long-suppressed emotions.

But this year, Ultimate Corpse Tide is too bland. Many people even become lazy because of the lack of stimulation, and they can't even think of buying new year's goods. It’s the New Year’s Eve, but the streets don’t feel like the New Year at all.

Gong Tiantian is looking forward to the New Year the most, because only children look forward to the New Year. If she looks forward to it, it means that she has not grown up. And, she always felt that if her brother would come back during a certain time of the year, he would definitely choose the New Year time.

"Where's the meat I asked you to buy?"

Gong Tiantian saw Gan Xiaoyi come back empty-handed.

Gan Xiaoyi said: "I went to the butcher shop. The boss said that the city hall had ordered someone to deliver meat to our door."

Gong Tiantian said: "Even the people at the butcher shop can recognize your face?"

Gan Xiaoyi said: "After all, I have killed a lot of zombies."

Gong Tiantian said: "How much more can you kill than me? How about you recognize the fact? We are all taking advantage of the boss."

Chu Kuang said: "What you said is correct."

Gong Tiantian said: "The tide of corpses is over, why do you Iron Warriors still stay in our martial arts hall? Are you planning to enjoy the New Year's Eve dinner?"

Chu Kuang said: "Brother Gong invited us."

Gong Tiantian said: "You should call me uncle or uncle. If you call him brother, wouldn't he be a generation higher than me?"

Chu Kuang said: "Why do you care so much about our seniority? Do you have any other thoughts about me?"

Gong Tiantian said: "My idea for you is to kill you and treat you to dog meat hot pot."

Chu Kuang said: "You are young, don't fight and kill all day long."

Gong Tiantian said: "Sorry, I am an adult."

Chu Kuang said: "Middle-aged women should cultivate their moral character."

Gong Tiantian: "Middle-aged woman? Who are you talking about in the room?"

Gong Yingxue, Tu Shuang, and Shen Jin looked at Chu Kuang at the same time.

Chu Kuang: "Eh?"

Gong Tiantian added: "Anyway, I'm only eighteen years old, it's not me you're talking about."

Chu Kuang suddenly understood what it meant to shoot oneself in the foot.

He originally wanted to tell a joke to get over it, but he felt that it would be too obvious and would inevitably be self-defeating. So he looked to Tu Shuang for help.

However, he shouldn't have looked at any woman at this time.

Tu Shuang looked at him coldly: "You are only middle-aged!"

Chu Kuang said: "That's not what I meant. Listen to me..."

Tu Shuang said: "Go away and stay away from me."

Rollo shook his head while reading and said to himself: "Which one is older, my mother or a middle-aged woman?"

Tu Shuang pretended not to hear. After all, she and Luo Luo weren't very familiar with each other yet, so they couldn't bully Chu Kuang so casually.

"What are you talking about, are you so happy?"

Gong Jingsheng walked into the house.

Next to him is Ma Sang, the boss of Iron War Horse, and on the other side is Wu Chan.

Gong Tiantian looked at the three of them suspiciously. In recent days, the three of them had always been talking secretly in the same room.

"Don't worry about us, but you. What are you talking about today?"

Wu Chan said: "We talked about your employment issue."

Gong Tiantian said: "Employment? Don't I have a job?"

Wu Chan said: "Have you forgotten? You only work part-time and your salary is very low."

Gong Tiantian said: "Then I will apply for a full-time job."

Wu Chan said: "That salary is too high. I don't want to pay it."

Gong Tiantian said: "Are you really talking about this? Are you talking to my biological father about how to squeeze my salary? I don't believe it."

Wu Chan said: "The reaction has become faster."

Gong Tiantian was proud: "Of course, I also want to grow up."

Everyone: "..."

Wu Chan easily made Gong Tiantian completely forget that what he really wanted to ask was what the three of them talked about.

Wu Chan said: "Is it time to have dinner?"

Gong Tiantian said: "Come on, boss, if you are hungry, I can give you my snacks."

Bai Zhizhi clapped with his little paws: "Zhizhizhi."

Gong Tiantian said: "You can't eat it, you will get cavities."

Bai Zhizhi was frustrated: "Zhizhi..."

Gong Tiantian said: "But I can let you smell it."

Then he hugged the little monkey and left.

Shen Jin said to Wu Chan, "You bullied Tiantian again."

Wu Chan said: "Don't you think it's fun?"

Gong Jingsheng said: "Since you think my daughter is fun, why not..."

Gan Xiaoyi felt a sense of crisis: "!!!"

Wu Chan said: "..."

Gong Jingsheng said: "You can give birth to a baby just for fun. Whether it looks like you or Miss Shen, it will definitely be a beautiful baby."

Wu Chan said: "..."

Shen Jin said: "Yeah."

Wu Chan looked at her: "Huh?"

Shen Jin said: "I just agree with the objectivity of Brother Gong's hypothesis. Don't think too much."

Rollo sighed.

Chu Kuang said: "What does it have to do with you? Why are you sighing?"

Rollo said: "Human beings have evolved superpowers, why can't men have children?"

Everyone: "..."

Rollo pushed up his glasses: "Do you think there is a super power that can make men give birth to children? Just stare at whoever is pregnant."

Wu Chan glanced at the book in his hand.

"In the future, read less Journey to the West."

PS: On New Year’s Eve, I would like to send New Year greetings to all my friends~~~~