Wasteland Employment Guide

Chapter 236: A skilled scumbag

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Looking upstream along the river, the journey was fairly smooth.

During the day, there were few demons walking around, but we encountered many large beasts.

Wu Chan and others were sitting in the armored truck, while Ma Sang and Tu Shuang were driving the armored pickup truck. Only Chu Kuang himself was riding his precious heavy-duty motorcycle. The engine roared arrogantly, attracting the pursuit of wild beasts.

The most thrilling time was when a wild boar suddenly rushed out halfway.

Because of the fertile primitive environment of the old city, wild animals grew freely, and the wild boar obviously drank a lot of water from the river. It was so big that it was comparable to the pickup truck driven by Ma Mang, and its back was much taller than Chu Kuang, who was riding a motorcycle. .

Chu Kuang ran forward, and the wild boar chased him, knocking down one small tree after another. Chu Kuang made a clever sharp turn, and the wild boar couldn't hold its feet. It tripped over the thick tree roots that arched the ground, and its huge body fell to the ground with a crash.

Chu Kuang stopped the car, turned around and laughed at the wild boar.

The wild boar jumped up and pursued again. Chu Kuang quickly stepped on the gas and drove away.

Gong Tiantian, who saw this scene in the armored truck, was surprised and said: "This man actually molests a wild boar."

Rollo said: "You were not surprised to see such a big wild boar just now."

Gong Tiantian said: "This further proves how outrageous Chu Gou's behavior is."

Luo Luo said: "The relationship you used to establish the relationship between Chu Kuang and the wild boar also surprised me."

Gong Tiantian said: "Isn't it very accurate?"

Rollo said: "No, he is quite bold and transcends the worldly gaze."

Chu Kuang ran ahead, and the wild boar chased after him. His anger made him move much faster than before.

Tu Shuang lowered the window, stretched out his crossbow and aimed it at the side of the wild boar's head, just in case Chu Kuang got lost.

Gong Tiantian said: "Sister Tu, you are so kind. If it were me, I would just shoot out Chu Kuang's tires and let Zhu Zhu catch up."

Candy, who was tightly tied with ropes, spoke for the first time in the car: "You are so cruel to your companions, and you have the potential to be a killer."

Gong Tiantian said: "Dangsha people will have strange spots on their chests. They're too ugly. I don't want them."

Rollo said: "Is that the point?"

Gong Tiantian asked, "Isn't it? Look ahead!"

The wolves suddenly appeared in front of Chu Kuang, barking and rushing towards him.

There are wolves in front of him and wild boars in the back. Let’s see how Chu Kuang hides.

But Gong Tiantian was surprised again when the wolves passed directly through Chu Kuang and pounced on the wild boars one after another.

Although wild boars are huge, wolves are also as big as bulls.

Some wolves hung on the backs of wild boars, and some wolves bit the wild boar's retreat, but all of them were thrown away by the wild boar.

Wolves confront wild boars.

The wild boar was covered in wounds, with only flesh wounds. After a moment, it judged that it was no match, and then turned around and retreated.

Gong Tiantian wondered: "Why do these wolves help Chu Gou?"

The convoy stopped.

The wolves came close to Chu Kuang. The largest ones were squatting taller than Chu Kuang, with their tongues hanging down, exuding heat, while a few heads fell over at Chu Kuang's feet, exposing their furry bellies.

When everyone got out of the car, Gong Tiantian watched Chu Kuang touch the head of this one and rub the belly of the other one. She was observing the wolves carefully and said, "Wait a minute, these are not wolves at all, they are dogs!"

Tu Shuang said: "A dog that looks like a wolf at first glance."

Gong Tiantian said: "I finally understand why he is called Chu Gou."

Chu Kuang glanced at Gong Tiantian: "Don't think you are the only one who has pets."

Gong Tiantian said: "Is this called a pet? Such a big one is obviously a mount, right?"

Chu Kuang said: "Then do you want to rub these guys' bellies?"

Gong Tiantian said: "Of course!"

She had already chosen the snow-white wolf, no, it was a dog.

She inserted her hands into the white fur: "Wow, it's so soft."

Watching this scene, the little monkey's tail hung limply on the ground.

Then it was picked up by the back of the neck.

Wu Chan let the little monkey squat on his arm and said nothing, just patted its little head.

Bai Zhizhi was so moved that he wanted to cry: "Zhizhi..."

Shen Jin was surprised: "This little guy is too understanding of human nature."

The temporary rest ended with Chu Kuang and Gong Tiantian rubbing the dog until it felt good. Everyone set off again, with the dogs following Chu Kuang's motorcycle. Chu Kuang yelled several times to stop chasing them, and the dogs finally dispersed.

In the car, Gong Tiantian was still savoring the feel of the dog's belly when she noticed Bai Zhizhi, who was in a bad mood.

"Bai Zhizhi, come here."

The little monkey ignored her and turned to look out the window.

Gong Tiantian had never seen Bai Zhizhi like this before, and then she realized that the little monkey was jealous.

She smiled and hugged Bai Zhizhi into her arms.

"Don't be angry. Those dogs and I were just having fun. I only like you in my heart."

Bai Zhizhi ignored her.

Gong Tiantian said: "Just think, those dogs and I will only meet once, and we will always live together in the future."

Bai Zhizhi was actually convinced, and immediately grabbed Gong Tiantian's fingers with her little paws happily.

Rollo said: "Do you know what you look like now?"

Gong Tiantian said: "What does it look like?"

Rollo said: "A smooth-talking scumbag who often cheats on his wife."

Gong Tiantian covered Bai Zhizhi's ears: "Don't teach Bai Zhizhi bad."

"I'm more curious," Rollo said.

Gong Tiantian said: "What are you curious about?"

Luo Luo said: "If one day you see Gan Xiaoyi and Dong Chuyi walking hand in hand on the street, and then when he comes back, he coaxes you with what you just said, what will you do?"

Bai Zhizhi's hand covering his ears suddenly felt pressure.

Gong Tiantian said: "First of all, I don't care who Gan Xiaoyi holds hands with. It doesn't matter whether he is in the first grade or the second grade. Secondly, I will blow his head off."

Rollo said: "There is something wrong with your logical relationship between first and second."

Gong Tiantian said: "What's the problem? What's the problem with blowing the scumbag's head off?"

Luo Luo said: "It's okay to blow the scumbag's head off. The problem is, didn't you say that Gan Xiaoyi has nothing to do with you?"

Gong Tiantian said: "What I said is that it has nothing to do with me whether you are in the first or second grade of junior high school. Remember, didn't I just say that?"

Rollo said: "That's what you said, but..."

He suddenly couldn't speak anymore. He found that his logic was falling into some kind of swamp. The more he struggled, the deeper and weaker he became.

Wu Chan said: "Luo Luo, let me give you a reminder."

Rollo said: "Boss, please tell me."

Wu Chan said: "If you cherish your brain, talk less to people with three-character names."

Gong Tiantian was unhappy: "Boss, who are you discriminating against?"

Wu Chan said: "You are not the only person in the world with a name of three characters."

Gong Tiantian said: "But at the No. 3 Waste Incineration Station in East District, the only people with three-letter names are me, Gan Xiaoyi, and Bai Zhizhi."

Wu Chan said to Luo Luo: "So do you understand? What you really have to watch out for is not Gong Tiantian or Gan Xiaoyi, but the collaboration of 'Xiao Tiantian'."

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