In the car, everyone had a heated discussion about who the master and the apprentice corresponded to in Journey to the West.
There is no doubt that Wu Chan corresponds to Tang Sanzang. No one can replace his core position.
The more controversial one is the choice of Sun Wukong.
Although Bai Zhizhi is a real monkey, his vocabulary is too low, so he was deleted.
Calculated based on entry time.
Gong Tiantian - Sun Wukong.
Gan Xiaoyi - Zhu Bajie.
Luo Luo - Monk Sha.
Candy - White Dragon Horse.
Candy protested strongly: "I don't want to be ridden by the boss."
Everyone: "..."
Gong Tiantian covered Bai Zhizhi's ears: "At such a young age, I didn't hear anything."
Wu Chan almost stepped on the brake: "You drive this car!"
Rollo said: "Of course the White Dragon Horse is the armored truck. No one should compete for this role."
Candy said: "That's the black dragon horse."
Luo Luo said: "Okay, Black Dragon Horse. In this way, you will be Sha Monk and I will be Sun Wukong. Gan Xiaoyi will remain the same as the old pig."
Gong Tiantian protested strongly: "Why? What should I do?"
Luo Luo said: "Of course you are the most beautiful Chang'e in heaven, and you are a perfect match for Marshal Tianpeng."
The big hat of being the most beautiful in heaven cannot tempt the candy.
"I don't want to get married with a pig, and Chang'e who was teased is not a good woman."
Rollo pushed up his glasses and said, "Why do you say that?"
Gong Tiantian said: "'At that time, he was drunk and staggering around. He ran into the Guanghan Palace in a show of ambition, and the romantic fairy came to meet him.' The original text said that Marshal Tianpeng drank too much, and became cowardly when he was drunk. There is no problem with breaking into Guanghan Palace. The question is, what kind of good woman can the romantic fairy be? "
Rollo said: "The romantic here does not mean a romantic character, but a graceful figure."
Gong Tiantian said: "Then the person behind you came to meet me. What's going on? Why didn't you come to reject me? Taking the initiative to greet me shows that she took the initiative at that time and did not refuse. This romantic fairy was waiting for someone to have a tryst. "Unexpectedly, it was not the lover but Marshal Tianpeng who came."
Luo Luo didn't expect Gong Tiantian to have such an opinion. He was familiar with Journey to the West and immediately became interested: "Continue talking."
Gong Tiantian said: "'Seeing her appearance is so captivating that it's hard to extinguish the old ordinary heart. She is completely disrespectful and humble, so she pulls Chang'e to rest with her.' This is the next sentence of the original text."
Gan Xiaoyi was surprised: "You can actually recite the original text?"
Gong Tiantian said: "Weren't you tortured by the seven-character mantra when you were in elementary school?"
Before Gan Xiaoyi met the coach, he lived in a refugee camp and had no normal student days at all. He asked: "What seven words are so powerful?"
Gong Tiantian said: "Read and recite the full text. This seven-character mantra is the nightmare of all primary school students."
Gan Xiaoyi said: "Then there will be no middle school?"
Gong Tiantian said: "No, I'm in middle school and I'm not afraid of teachers anymore."
Gan Xiaoyi said: "..."
Luo Luo said: "Please tell us about Zhu Bajie and Chang'e."
Gong Tiantian said: "Strictly speaking, the word Chang'e is not the name of Hou Yi's wife in the legendary Flying to the Moon, but a professional title in Guanghan Palace. So the person who was with Tianpeng at that time was actually One of the many fairies in Guanghan Palace. When we bring this information back to the original text, it is not difficult to conclude that when Tianpeng saw this fairy, he was so beautiful that he moved his heart. What does this mean? It's the first time I've seen her. If it's an old friend, there's no need to bother. That's why I said that the person waiting for the romantic fairy is not Tianpeng, because the fairy is so good-looking, and Tianpeng's heart is moved. No matter what, I want to drag the fairy to do some exercises that are not suitable for children. Then the point comes. "
Luo Luo said: "You are young, don't show off."
Gong Tiantian said: "Chu Dog is simply poisonous. Are these words so brainwashing?"
Outside the car, Chu Kuang, who was riding a heavily armored motorcycle against the wind, sneezed violently and thought to himself, "Who is speaking ill of me behind my back?"
When Gan Xiaoyi heard the words "not suitable for children", he didn't care who Chu Kuang was, and urged: "What's behind?"
"The back is an athletic pose," Candy said.
Gong Tiantian: "???"
Wu Chan almost hit the brakes again and glanced at her through the rearview mirror, with a warning in his tone: "Don't bring bad luck to the children."
Candy stuck out her tongue, and then said to Gong Tiantian: "Tiantian, please continue."
Gong Tiantian said: "Logically speaking, not to mention fairies, even if an ordinary girl is molested, what is her first reaction? It must be resistance and rejection, or at least she will scream in response."
Gan Xiaoyi said from memory: "She screamed, otherwise how could Marshal Tianpeng be taken away?"
Gong Tiantian said: "No, what you are talking about is what many people take for granted, but the real situation at that time was 'repeatedly disobeying, hiding in hiding, unhappy. The color was as bold as the sky, and it was almost shocking. It can be seen from the original text that Tianpeng tolerated the flirting with the romantic fairy a few times, and then he hid here and there just because he was unhappy. That's it. Note that the fairy still didn't scream for help at this time. Was she worried about Tianpeng being caught? No, she was worried about her secret meeting with her old lover being discovered. But just when the fairy was about to give up. At that time, Tianpeng himself was so excited that he made a huge noise that shook the sky. "
Gan Xiaoyi said: "It has a sense of picture."
Luo Luo said: "Tiantian was interrupted, what's next?"
Gong Tiantian continued: "'On the day when the Lingguan was on duty to report to the Jade Emperor, I was destined to be unlucky. Guanghan was under siege with no ventilation, no way to advance or retreat, and it was difficult to escape.' This is the original text, and of course I am referring to the canopy. Simple. He said that a small official named Jie Lingguan reported the matter to the Jade Emperor, and then led people to surround Guanghan Palace. "But the gods grabbed me, and I was not afraid of drinking." . Take him to Lingxiao to see the Jade Emperor, and he will be executed according to the law. This sentence is also interesting in the original text. It refers to the fact that many gods captured Tianpeng while the wine in Tianpeng was still awake, and then they were taken to the Jade Emperor. In front of him, he was beheaded in accordance with the law. Later, everyone knew that Tianpeng was knocked down to the mortal world and became a pig, only Zhu Bajie."
Gan Xiaoyi said: "Marshal Tianpeng turned into a pig because of a woman. It is really tragic."
Gong Tiantian said: "This is a result. But the real tragedy for Tianpeng is that he took the blame."
Rollo said: "How?"
Gong Tiantian said: "Think about it, what is Tianpeng a human being? He is the marshal in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. For such a man with great power, shouldn't the people surrounding Guanghan Palace give him any help?" A little face? In fact, he was caught by many gods because of fear, but is it so serious for a general to be demoted to earth for molesting a fairy from Guanghan Palace? "
Luo Luo reacted: "He took the blame for the emperor's real old sweetheart."
Gan Xiaoyi said: "Who is it?"
Gong Tiantian said: "Of course it's the Jade Emperor."