Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 1: Inherit the pond

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Yunliang Mountain is composed of dozens of peaks of different sizes. Because of its remoteness, the ecological environment has not been damaged in any way.

Yan Ran was carrying his suitcase, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket to take a look. The signal here is weak, there are only two grids. The good thing is that he took a picture of the map before. According to the map, the fish pond he wants to inherit should be in this village.

Yan Ran tilted his head and looked at the village in front of him, and couldn't help muttering: "The big city outside that grandpa said is no different from the mountain where I used to live."

Yan Ran was originally a little cat demon who lived in seclusion in the Kunlun Mountains with his grandfather. Now the country has issued a new policy: after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the demon cats who become spirits must integrate into human civilized society and contribute to the development of the country.

In response to the country's call, the big orange cat over one meter tall touched the head of the golden little milk cat with its paws, and said solemnly: "Child, from now on, you will be in charge of all the fish. The country you laid down!"

Then, Yan Ran was picked up by the big cat at the back of the neck, flung his paw, and was thrown directly for more than a thousand miles, and was thrown into Yunliang Mountain as soon as he opened his eyes. Yan Ran wandered around the mountain for a long time before coming out.

Thinking of the scene described by his grandfather and himself, Yan Ran is still in a good mood, it doesn't matter if he is thrown out, there is nothing that can't be solved by eating one fish, if there is, then eat two!

Jumping to a high place to take a look, Yan Ran finally found the "giant mansion" that his grandfather had prepared for him. Most of the houses in this village are not very tall brick houses, but there is a brand new two-story western-style building at the east end of the village, with white walls and red tiles, and an independent small courtyard. It is definitely the largest mansion in the village. Yan Ran carried his huge suitcase containing more than a hundred catties of dried fish with one hand, and ran over quickly.

The gate of the courtyard has been opened, and the 100-square-meter small courtyard has been tidied up. A fat lady in an apron heard the movement and came out of the house with a mop. When she saw Yan Ran, she smiled and rolled her eyes. His face was very kind, "Are you a descendant of the Yan family? It's almost here. I've already packed the house. You haven't had lunch yet. Come in quickly. Auntie will cook for you."

Yan Ran tilted his head, a pair of glazed cat eyes showed some doubts, "Auntie, who are you?"

"I am from this Dawang Village. You can call me Aunt Wang. Your old man found me when he came to build you a house, and asked me to take care of your food and daily life until you adapt to life here. In the future, the family I'll take care of the hygiene, tell my aunt what I want to eat in advance, my aunt cooks the best food in the village, and I will definitely raise you up for nothing, so your grandfather can rest assured."

Aunt Wang enthusiastically pulled Yan Ran's suitcase, and then dragged it into the house, until she couldn't move it at the steps, she lifted it with both hands, and the more than 100-jin suitcase was easily carried into the house. Judging by Yan Ran's appearance, he didn't have much strength, so Aunt Wang simply refused to let him do it, and took care of it all by herself.

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The people of Dawang Village have lived here for generations. They guarded the mountain hundreds of years ago. In fact, not all of them are named Wang. It is said that their ancestors were favored by the Yan family so that they were not wiped out. They gradually gathered together. Here, villages are formed. The villagers in Xiaoshan are simple and honest, even after a hundred years, this kind of gratitude has remained. Knowing that the benefactor's descendants were coming, they prepared a lot of things to ensure that they would take good care of the descendants of the Yan family.

Yan Ran couldn't help even if she wanted to. Aunt Wang often does farm work, and she is also very strong, with quick hands and feet, and swift and resolute. Yan Ran quickly followed, feeling warm in his heart, the other party was sincerely treating him well, and he could feel good and evil.

The room is relatively spacious and bright, with a small European-style decoration style, simple and elegant. Home appliances and furniture are all available, all cleaned spotlessly. Yan Ran walked around the house, and found that there was a large bathroom on the second floor. Yan Xiaomao took a look at the bathtub and closed the door. He didn't like to take a bath. Just lick it, but taking a bath is anti-cat, and taking a bath? This room should be sealed so that it never sees the light of day.

After coming out, Yan Ran's eyes fell on the wall of the TV. On the left side was a super large fish tank, more than two meters long, with more than a dozen koi in it, swimming around carefree. go. Seeing the fish, Yan Ran's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help swallowing.

I didn't feel any better just now, but now I'm suddenly hungry.

Aunt Wang is already cooking. It is obviously not bragging to say that she is the best cook in the village. Experienced chefs know that it is difficult to cook twice-cooked pork with clear water. Aunt Wang waits for the water in the pot to boil. , quickly put in ginger, green onion, garlic and pepper hanging soup, wait for the soup to be fragrant, then put in the washed pork belly, and when it is cooked to six mature, quickly remove it and put it aside.

While waiting for the pork belly to cool down, I washed the small rapeseed that I grew at home, and planned to make garlic and make garlic rapeseed.

Yan Ran went downstairs, saw Aunt Wang was busy, and hurried over to help, Aunt Wang ouched, "Be careful, the meat is hot."

Yan Ran smiled, put the meat in a basin, and rinsed it with cold water, "Cut the meat when it's cold, the fat and thin parts of the pork belly are easy to break, if you're afraid it will be hot, you can soak it in cold water, and take advantage of the cold outside and hot inside." It's time to strike."

Aunt Wang watched him quickly cut the meat into well-proportioned thin slices. It looked like he was cooking a lot, and his knife skills were excellent. There were several folds on his fat face, and the look in Yan Ran's eyes added a little liking, "You are so small. Are you still studying cooking at your age? My son is about your age, and he can't even cook eggs."

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said proudly, "I'm actually best at cooking fish."

There was a big refrigerator beside him, Yan Ran opened the refrigerator and took a look, it was full of meat and vegetables, but there was no fish. This made him a little disappointed, "Aunt Wang, why is there no fish?"

How can a cat eat without fish

"I want to eat fish tomorrow, my aunt will go to the town to buy it."

"No, auntie, doesn't my house have a fish pond?"

Aunt Wang had already put the meat into the pot, and stir-fried the sliced meat until it was golden brown. It looked crispy and refreshing. While stirring, she said, "There is a big fish pond in the east of the village, and there are many fish in it. Unfortunately, no one can catch them." Come up."

When Yan Ran heard that there was a fish, Yan Ran suddenly smiled, rolled his eyes, and clenched his fist eagerly, "It's okay, I'll catch it."

"Don't go!" Aunt Wang hurriedly stopped him, "This fish pond has not been without water for hundreds of years. It is said that all the fish in it have matured, and the big ones are more than ten meters long. Those satellites look like water monsters. Anyway, the next The poles are destroyed, the lower nets are broken, and those unlucky wash hands are covered in mud by those fish. It is even worse to enter the water, the fish are too big, and they will bite your ass with their teeth, so you can’t go!”

Yan Ran was amused, "Don't worry, I will definitely catch it, you do it first, and I'll bring the fish back in a while." As he said that, he ran out at a trot, and couldn't control the sharp cat's claws , can't even catch a fish, how can it be considered a good cat

"Hi! This kid!" Aunt Wang didn't stop her, she stomped her feet angrily, thinking that this was the young man, she didn't listen to persuasion, and hurriedly shouted again: "Come back if you can't catch it! Don't go into the water! That fish is real!" Bite!"

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Next to the peach forest is a fish pond, with an area of only more than 300 square meters. When Yan Ran came nearby, he heard the voice of human beings talking. He couldn't help but walked a few dozen meters forward, standing on the bank and looking down curiously.

At this moment, a tall young man stuck his selfie stick into the ground, held a two-meter-long harpoon in both hands, and quickly, accurately, and ruthlessly snapped at a carp near the shore.

With a bang, there was a splash of water!

The young man quickly raised the harpoon, but there was nothing but a few grass roots and a layer of mud.

Unwilling to give up, the young man stuck it several times in a row, but he still didn't catch even a single fish scale.

Seeing this scene, Yan Ran couldn't help shaking his head, stupid, such a big man can't even catch a small fish, and the human IQ is so high, how can the predation ability degenerate to this point.

This young man's name is Wang Yiming, and he is the most amazing farming anchor on the "Yellow Fox" platform. Other anchors live broadcast how to farm, and he live broadcasts how to fight wits and courage with the fish in this fish pond. Speaking of which, Wang Yiming is also a high-achieving student who graduated from 211 University. Unfortunately, the major he chose was too foolish. After graduation, he drifted north for half a year without finding a suitable job. He gritted his teeth in anger and went home to farm.

However, his mind is also good, and he has kept up with the upsurge of farming live broadcasts, and has made a lot of money by live broadcasting. However, he is still different from normal farming live broadcasts, because Wang Yiming has never caught fish in the past two months of live broadcasts. No, I splashed all over the water again today, but still got nothing.

Wang Yiming was also a little annoyed, wiped the muddy water off his face, and said angrily: "Mmp, I will definitely catch fish tomorrow! By then, steamed, braised, or deep-fried, you can eat whatever you want!"

The barrage slaps the face like crazy: Hahaha, you, the anchor, said the same thing two months ago.

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows!

The 1.8-meter anchor actually lost to a small fish. Is it the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality

Wang Yiming became angry with embarrassment, "Don't be shy! If someone can fish out a fish here, I'll live broadcast handstand diarrhea!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, I saw a fresh and big boy wearing a round neck T-shirt and blue jeans coming down the soil slope on the shore. He was eighteen or nineteen years old, with a slender figure and a gentle and harmless appearance. He was also clean, with red lips and white teeth, and a pair of big eyes full of aura cast a meaningful glance at him, picked up a tree branch from his feet, and gently poked and lifted it into the water.

With a "swish", a big fish more than one meter long was thrust out of the water in an instant!

Wang Yiming:! ! !

The author has something to say: Wang Yiming: Damn it! This is so untrue!

Barrage: Anchor! The handstand diarrhea you begged for is here!

There were too many things at home before, and I have been busy until now, and I finally wrote this article. Thank you friends who are still waiting, thank you for your perseverance. This is a light-hearted dessert about little demons haunting me, with some career lines in mind. This is my first time writing this kind of article, and I will try my best to write it well.

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