Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 111: Those who scold me have no brains

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Yan Ran wiped her mouth guiltily, "Did they make a mistake? It's okay for me to eat fish, but I can't protect fish."

Wang Yiming also laughed, explaining dumbfoundingly: "The so-called fish loving ambassador doesn't mean that you won't be allowed to eat fish. It's because many human beings now use nets to catch fish in whole litters, even cubs. Juhu.com Have you ever heard of it? A net of fish kills off children and grandchildren, which seriously damages the ecological balance. Nowadays, many human beings use nets, ecstasy nets, and electric trawl nets just to make money. It is said that there are almost no fish in the coastal waters. In order to prevent the ocean from becoming " "Ocean desert," the Ocean Guardian Association was established, probably because of your celebrity effect."

After hearing this, Yan Ran was also upset, "Didn't they think that if they continue to fish like this, there will be no fish to eat in the future?"

"Who knows, I probably want to make more money, so that future generations don't have to fish." Wang Yiming sighed, "You don't have to think too much about it. What you eat is adult fish, and the dried fish is all artificially raised by us. , I dried them for you when they couldn’t survive, and we threw all the small fish and shrimps we caught in the river back into the water, and you are already protecting the fish, really.”

Yan Ran picked up the dried fish again, thought for a while, and it was true, he picked up another molar, "Okay, I accept, this kind of thing that is beneficial to future generations, I will do it without paying. Let Let's talk to Juan, Juan has rich experience in society, he can make arrangements, you just need to take care of your family."

After Yan Ran hung up the phone, he told Qin Jinli: "Brother Yu, someone asked me to be the ambassador of Aiyu."

Qin Jinli raised the corner of his mouth, looked at the small dried fish in Yan Ran's mouth, and smiled, "Well, not bad."

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes, and said meaningfully: "It's love, fish, ambassador~"

Qin Jinli raised his eyebrows and understood Yan Ran's meaning, "If there is a cat lover ambassador, I can apply for one too."

Yan Ran rushed over happily, and lay on Qin Jinli's back, "I canonize you as the ambassador who loves cats the most in the world, are you overwhelmed?"

Qin Jinli touched his head, and said gently: "Yes, come down, don't make trouble."

Yan Ran bit Qin Jinli's ear with a smirk, not making trouble? Is it still a cat? !

In the next second, Yan Ran was transformed into a cat shape, grabbing the nape of her neck. Yan Ran's two paws drooped, and the skin didn't move.

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After Wang Yiming arranged Yan Ran's affairs properly, he brought in a new member, a white whale who had become a spirit. It is said that he crossed thousands of mountains and rivers just to find his missing brother, the little white whale who was captured in the aquarium when he was young.

Abbreviation: Dabai, Xiaobai.

Wang Yiming and many fairies in the resort were moved by Dabai's spirit of looking for his younger brother, so they sent Dabai to the aquarium on the same day to reunite with his younger brother, and gave him a one-week application period, and only put up the sign in the second week : Moby Brothers debut! 20% off the fare!

Human beings like to pursue new things. Everyone is familiar with the little white whale. Every time human beings come to see it, they are almost tired of watching it. This time a bigger one came, which is said to be Xiaobai's biological brother, which aroused people's great interest. Seeing that the aquarium has a 20% discount, people who have nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays take their children to see Dabai.

The two beluga whales cling to each other, and they can't get far when swimming. The big white will also carry the big white "cub" on its back, which amazes people.

"Whales won't grab territory?"

"Don't you say they are biological brothers?"

"My brother has been away for so long. This little white whale has been here for almost two years. How old is it? Forgot it long ago!"

"It should be the feeling of blood and family affection. Whales are also very affectionate."

"Hey! Look over there! What's the meaning of that tiger shark?"

A tourist exclaimed, and everyone looked at the Tiger Shark Pavilion next door. There was a fat tiger shark that looked like a triad, and was staring at the white whale that had just arrived. is provocative.

Tiger sharks provoking white whales through the glass? !

The tourists seemed to have discovered the new world, and they all watched the development of the situation curiously, and the staff were also speechless, what's the situation with Brother Tiger Shark? So many goblins didn't see him provoking any of them, and they stared at Brother Moby Whale. Is there a grudge

Dabai flipped over and swam in front of the tiger shark. He gave the opponent an arrogant back view that you crawled over and hit me. He threw the tiger shark out of the water with his tail angrily, and the water surface slapped.

The "beast trainer" shouted from the side: "Brother Hu, what are you doing?!"

The implication is that you don't want to make waves, and you want to fight. After the museum is closed, you go out and fight!

There are too many goblins here now. In order to prevent accidents from happening, the management department has sent people to monitor them. One or two wander around the aquarium every day. If this demonic aura frightened human beings, he would be arrested and locked in a small dark room in no time. Wang Yiming liked this very much, and Yan Ran even wanted to apply for a few more staff members in the management department to help... Bah! Come on duty! In this way, they will save a lot of security fees. After all, goblins are not human beings, and they don't like to listen to human beings. One goblin can't control so many goblins, but the people in the management department have the deterrent power.

A short, fair-looking boy, dressed in a middle school uniform by the side of the road, couldn't help swallowing when he saw the provocative tiger shark. The tiger shark felt the threat, and immediately sank into it obediently. In the water, stop making trouble.

Wang Yiming also transferred the tengu, an ancient ferocious beast in its cub stage, to the aquarium. The breath on his body alone can calm down these marine creatures. If you want to cause trouble for the boss, try it if you are not afraid of death. Of course, Tengu has a scary breath, but actually has no attack power. With a silver-like wax head gun, there is no need to worry that he will really eat the little demon, so it is a layer of insurance before the management department finds out.

Therefore, the only provocation for the two is to slap the water surface to give themselves a strong momentum.

Soon, there was such a recommendation in the comments on the ocean tube on the Internet: You must see the tiger shark and beluga when you come. The tiger shark takes water splashes every day, trying to attract the attention of the beauty next door. They all looked at it blankly, unmoved at all.

Love across species is so touching! Although, both of them are male!

As a result, there is another fun thing in the aquarium. The ocean overlord next to the two exhibition halls has become the focus of people's onlookers.

Wang Yiming received the report that the two were provoking each other during the day and worked hard to fight each other. At night, the fight was bloody and bloody. The deep hatred is that they have known each other since they were young, and they have been fighting since they were young. Tiger Shark is a little smaller than Dabai.

Wang Yiming understood, just like he and Yan Ran would feel uncomfortable if they didn't hit each other when they met. The only difference is that Yan Ran is a cat with little attack power, so if you don't really beat him, these two big brothers are really ruthless, punching to the flesh .

As the chief executive, Wang Yiming reminded the two of them with a serious face: "Fighting is dangerous, don't get hurt, don't slap your face, you can do anything else."

After Wang Yiming finished speaking, he didn't care about it, leaving behind the bewildered staff and the two monsters who were eager to try and fight, and went back to continue to work on his work. He posted a post on the fairy net: If I have a lot of fish and ocean polar centers recruit hairy people Animals, expansion of the zoo, how many friends want to practice in the world, but have not found a shelter to sign up

Half an hour after the post was posted, it was pinned to the top of the homepage, and the fairies left messages one after another: Our family has seven groundhogs, please take a look. (with family portrait)

Can you accept the little raccoon? I can do laundry and stack quilts, and my skills are full.

My body is a white donkey, with three pet llamas attached, please take a look at it, the boss is smooth!

The thousand-year-old little ferret has a beautiful hair and good looks, so please take a look at me, big boss, okay~

The Asian elephant, a first-class national wildlife protection animal, wants to find a place to live.

The first-class national protected animal, Siberian tiger.

A litter of monkeys, can you take it

The red panda in Xiaqinshan looks sweet.

We are the golden monkey brothers, what do you think of the color of the coat

Qinling Tiger, looking for a shelter.

The lion is single, has a handsome mane, and wants to find a partner.

When Wang Yiming saw it, he was pleasantly surprised. Looking at it this way, the zoo is easier to build than the aquarium. As long as there is a place, goblins who have to integrate into the human world but have no place to stay will come. The thought of buying animals is so expensive, and having to spend money to find a professional breeder to raise them, Wang Yiming, a stingy shit-shoveler, bleeds from his heart. Goblins are different, they don't need to take care of themselves at all, they can take care of themselves.

Wang Yiming replied on the post: You are all very good, we will build the part of the zoo soon, we will provide three days a day, give the best living environment, and pay 3,000 yuan a month, if you think it is suitable, Just poke me privately and leave a message, I will choose the right one and contact you.

This time, there are a huge number of goblins, and there are many types, and they can just eat, drink, and be cute when they go. They don’t work like waiters, and they also get paid. For Wang Yiming, there are also beautifiers and filters that are very scheming. A rabbit suddenly turned its cute little round face into a snake face, which shocked Wang Yiming.

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Yan Ran took three days off and went back to deal with family affairs. First, he was going to participate in the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the certificate of the pollution-free industrial base. He received the certificate under the witness of media reporters, and the next step was to be interviewed.

After a busy day on this matter, Yan Ran went to the provincial capital the next day to receive the "Ambassador of Love Fish" and the "Member Medal of the Ocean Protector Association". This also required procedures, photos, and messy things. Yan Ran had another busy day.

Wang Yiming was also exhausted like a dog. In order to make himself more comfortable, he directly turned into a prototype, lying on the carpet and pretending to be a dog skin blanket.

Yan Ran also became a prototype, lying on the sofa, he didn't want to lick his hair, so he didn't understand, "Why is human life so short, why do we have to spend time on the useless process, when can we do it quickly?" matter?"

Wang Yiming comforted him: "It's already very good. Now all aspects have been improved. We met all responsible staff. There are some processes that can't be helped. Humans are not like fairies. They have a pair of eyes and can distinguish good from bad. , can only be reviewed."

Yan Ran sighed, "I love them more than myself."

Wang Yiming straightened his paws and loosened his bones, "Be content, I haven't let you prove that you are you, your mother is your mother, and your father is your father."

Yan Ran looked up at the ceiling, "I don't have a mother, and I don't have a father. This proves that it's really hard to open."

Wang Yiming glanced at him, are you tired? How dare you!

Beizi knocked on the door, walked in, and was speechless. The two bosses looked like they were falling apart, "You guys, can you still stand up?"

Yan Ran buried her head under the pillow and said in a muffled voice, "I'm sorry, I can't."

Wang Yiming simply closed his eyes.

The corner of Beizi Yue's mouth twitched, is it okay to play tricks

A gust of wind blew past the door, and a lynx lay on the door and took a peek inside. Seeing Wang Yiming like this, it swooped in from the door and hit Wang Yiming straight!

The big wolf lying on the ground let out an "Aww" and was furious, "Sheyue! You smashed all the shit out of me!"

She Yue smirked, holding Wang Yiming's dog's head with two paws, scratching, and the fur on Wang Yiming's head turned into weeds, "Brother Gouzi! Are you going to parkour?"

Wang Yiming frowned: "No! Only brats have the energy to parkour!"

Sheyue stepped on Wang Yiming's head regretfully and jumped down, jumped onto the sofa and rubbed against Yan Ran's body, before she could ask, she saw Yan Ran's disgusted look in the crack of the pillow, Sheyue jumped to the window wisely, Find another monster to go parkour, this big brother can't afford to mess with it.

After being made a fuss by She Yue, Wang Yiming got up from the carpet, turned into a human form and sat on the sofa, straightened the hair that had been caught and couldn't see, and asked Bei Ziyue, "What's the matter?"

"I just received a call. The national sports team wants to order our pollution-free vegetables. The price is a problem. You can order it."

Wang Yiming said: "It's enough to add 10% to the cost price. If you use this gimmick well, you can make more money than selling vegetables.

"Also," Bei Zi looked at Yan Ran more and more after finishing the trivial matter, "Let's sign these words while the boss is back. Didn't you pay a lot of money for the endorsement fee?"

Wang Yiming regained his energy immediately, and pressed the cat-shaped Yan Ran on the sofa through the pillow, "Yes, yes, where's the money you earned from the endorsement? Hand it over!"

Yan Ran gritted her teeth angrily, "How can an assistant ask the boss for money with such arrogance? Do you still know who the boss is?"

Wang Yiming said secretly: "I know, that's why we asked you for money! Building a zoo also needs money, and we promise to earn it back for you in the future, so that you can make a lot of money every day, and you can spend it while sitting and counting money." You're so tired your hands are cramping."

Yan Ran held his head in his paws, and said helplessly: "The endorsement fee has not been paid yet, and I still have to pay taxes. Juan is operating, if I really have no money... just take away the few stones I have left Come on, if you lack money, go cut it."

Wang Yiming beat Yan Ran's cat's legs like a dog, "Thank you for your trust, master! You will definitely dominate the world forever and become the most wealthy cat in China!"

Yan Ran just wanted to call him with his paws, thinking of the money these two people were going to leave with him, Yan Ran wanted to cry, "You two prodigals, working together!"

Beizi smiled and handed milk to Yan Ran, "Boss, take a rest, drink more milk and talk less."

Yan Ran: "..."

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The news that Yan Ran became the "Ambassador of Love Fish" was spread on the Internet that night, and he still accepted the medal! Sidou Le squirted: God damn love fish ambassador! He is almost as good as a fish ambassador!

Strongly request to change Naiyan into a fish-eating ambassador! He loves fish the most! !

Hahahaha Aiyu Ambassador, this is no good, I can take it as a joke for this year.

Three Guns God of War will show you again! Emoticon pack triple.jpg

Hahahahahahahahaha loves fish, he loves fish, this medal has been contracted to me for a year as a joke, don’t the officials know that Naiyan started her career by catching fish and eating fish

The fans' smiles were all kind, and they thought it was fun, after all, they knew best what Yan Ran was like when he caught fish. Some netizens who self-defined as "protecting the marine environment, start from me" are not so friendly: Yan Ran eats fish every day, how can he insult the fish ambassador? Is the person who gave him face and medals crazy

How much is this medal, I will buy one too!

My online store is now starting to pre-order the Guardian Medal, 9 yuan and 9 free shipping! buy one get one free! Hurry up and buy!

Yan Ran was like an executioner when he ate fish, how much fish blood did he have on his hands? Love Fish Ambassador? When will the executioner be an angel, I'll be fucking fresh, that's how you guard the ocean

I have always felt that eating fish is a very anti-humanitarian thing. If you want to cut your belly open, the pain is no different from that of Ling Chi. Yan Ran has done a lot of catching fish, killing fish, and cooking fish. I haven't seen the kindness and benevolence in the bones of the Chinese nation.

What kindness and benevolence? It should be said that it is inferiority. Isn’t it just passed down from the ancestors, and the barbarism in my bones can’t be changed until now. I’m already very disappointed in this country. This kind of people can also insult the ambassador. What’s the system

I have always felt that there is nothing to do, and the members of the Cat Claw Squad, whose asses are growing hairy, saw this, and their eyes lit up: They have been waiting for a long time, since Yan Ran became famous, especially the name of the national big koi. After that, no one came to find fault with them, and they had no one to tear up. Now they finally have work to do!

The members of the cat's claw team quickly assembled in the group: brothers! Fuck them!

The fighting power of the Cat Claw Squad has always been strong, and they immediately turned back: A group of people who don't understand the true meaning of this medal, before claiming to be righteous and accusing others, please read the true meaning of the guardian again, Yan Ran eats The fish are artificially bred, and the guardian is the natural ecological balance. If you have this time, you can go to the sea to fish for nets, so that there will be no need for guardians in the future. Comes with the guardian's real meaning emoticon package.jpg

Mouth, little mouth, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba hu shui yuu yuu yuu jiu ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bu hu hu xiao zui ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu shui ba ba ba ba ba ba hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu xiao zui ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bu hu hu hu hu huh huh huh? Except for eating and scolding others, don’t look at yourself in the mirror, reflect on what you have done, hehe~ Attached is the guardian’s true meaning emoji package.jpg

Whoops! Now it has risen to the issue of ethnicity. There are so many vegetable markets in the country and so many fish sellers. Do you want to find out the theory of fish sellers, force all fish sellers to death, and then kill people who eat fish all over the country? Fish revenge

It's so scary, chirp chirp~~ I just ate fish at noon today, am I going to apologize with death!

how? And want to treason? Every grain of rice you eat is grown on this land. Don’t mention to me that your rice is imported. Where did you get the money for the rice? The blood you bleed was passed down to you by your blood-drinking ancestors!

Hypocritical white lotus bitch, I just want to know that you have never eaten fish since you were a child? Your family has never eaten fish, have you hunted it? Even if you don't eat fish, have you ever eaten other creatures? Have you never been exposed to meat since childhood? Have you ever eaten pork? Have you ever eaten chicken? To whom do they cry

The fish raised by humans cannot be eaten. I understand that pig farms, cattle farms, sheep farms, and donkey farms should be closed, and those that should be closed should be closed. All the meat on the market is taken off the shelf, and it is uneatable. If you eat it, it will rise to a problem of human nature.

A whole night of tearing up a big fight, even passers-by can't stand it anymore, is eating fish a heinous crime? Is there any conflict between protecting the ocean and eating farmed fish? To be honest, I didn't understand.

The Ocean Shepherd Association also made an official statement: Our protection is to protect the ecological balance of the ocean, and prevent humans from overfishing for profit and destroying the ecology, so that future generations will have no fish to eat. We want to let everyone know that after the destruction of the ocean, the biological chain will be affected, and the disaster will naturally affect future generations. Artificially farmed fish is not a concept with us.

Yan Ran, who had slept all night, only found out about the online battle after waking up in the morning. After watching it, he yawned and posted a Weibo: Kittens, aren't you sleepy? Go back to catch up on sleep!

Send ky's person an emoji package, walk slowly and don't send it: Little miscellaneous shrimp, bastard.jpg

Netizens: "..."

Yan Ran hates people, he's still so... different! However, it's so cruel!

However, Yan Ran was not finished yet, just when the troll was stunned by him, Yan Ran posted another Weibo: Two plates of fish, one fish loving ambassador medal.

Speech: The fish is delicious and the medals are beautiful.

I would like to use this Weibo to encourage everyone to eat more fish and eat fish to replenish their brains. The cubs of endangered nationally protected fish and non-farmed fish should not be eaten, and a piece of fish will be left for future generations to eat. After all, eating fish nourishes the brain.

Netizens: Pfft!

The last one was to call someone a little miscellaneous shrimp, nonsense, or a muddled stinky, now it is to call the other party stupid, Yan Ran pointed out that Sang's ability to scold Huai is fine!

The members of Cat Claw Squad are all paying respects to Elvis Presley, and they reply obediently: "Okay~~ Let's go back to catch up on sleep~~~

Those who scolded Yan Ran were blocked in their throats, unable to get up and down, and insisted on a few hypocritical words, forcing Yan Ran to eat artificially farmed fish and not being an ambassador for loving fish, just like Like a clown, even passers-by can't stand it.

All the goblin employees of the many fish group were overjoyed, and they all asked Zhang Xiaoba to make an order, and they wanted to eat shrimp and crap for lunch.

Zhang Xiaoba had to go to the fish farm to catch shrimps, and She Yue also went to help.

Wang Yiming was also happy to see the two of them bring back a bamboo basket of prawns. Yan Ran has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and he seems to have learned nothing else.