Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 114: Zoos need pandas

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Qin Jinli generously found a comfortable place to sit down, and said lazily: "I booked the venue in advance."

Yan Ran was taken aback, there is such an operation? After realizing it, Yan Ran was upset, "Can't you experience the feeling of being hidden in the crowd?!"

Can't we cooperate to show our affection! That's the point!

Qin Jinli was expressionless, quietly waiting for the movie to start, not answering at all.

Yan Ran punched out with a punch, as if hitting cotton, unable to exert any strength, sat beside Qin Qinjinli helplessly, kicked both legs on the chair, and resigned, "Forget it, this way It’s also very comfortable, the site is big enough, bright enough, it’s considered a contribution to the box office.”

Qin Jinli gave a faint "um" and stopped talking.

Yan Ran poked the people around him, it wasn't a koi at all, it was a salted fish that wouldn't turn over unless poked! "Do you think I can be an actor?"

Ten seconds later, Qin Jinli lazily spit out a word: "Yes."

"Great! If you say you can, you can! Oh, I'm in a great mood now. I want to eat popcorn and drink Coke!"

Qin Jinli still didn't respond.

Yan Ran pressed both hands on Qin Jinli's shoulders, pretending to stick his paws, "Go and buy it for me."

Qin Jinli turned his head helplessly, Yan Ran raised his eyebrows, just to torment you on purpose, are you going or not

After two full minutes of silence, Qin Jinli stood up, and came back in the blink of an eye. Yan Ran just wanted to ask, where are my popcorn and coke? Seeing behind Qin Jinli, the staff were pushing a popcorn machine and a small shelf, and followed behind him step by step. Qin Jinli was afraid that Yan Ran would ask for it again, so as to save trouble, he directly covered the rest and let him eat enough.

Yan Ran: "..."

Amidst the envy, admiration, and surprise eyes of the staff, Yan Ran received a popcorn machine and a shelf of drinks expressionlessly.

The movie started soon, Yan Ran was eating popcorn and drinking Coke, watching the movie he acted intently, satisfied, he felt that he acted really well! At that time, I thought it was very fun when I was filming. Looking at it now, the post-production is really awesome, which made him feel that his acting is superb.

"Brother Yu, what do you think of my performance?" Yan Ran turned her head, wanting to be affirmed by those close to her.

Qin Jinli leaned on the backrest, leaning on his head with one hand, expressionless, drowsy, watching a movie with his eyes open all the time without falling asleep, it will definitely be recorded in the annals of history. Hearing Yan Ran's question, he replied seriously to Yan Ran: "It's okay."

Yan Ran lowered her face, "What does it mean?"

It's rare to go out to play with Yan Ran, Qin Jinli explained cooperatively: "You can still watch it."

For Qin Jinli, who has never watched such human, childish, pastime items as movies, he can still watch them, which is already the highest evaluation, and ordinary things really don't catch his eyes. Brother Yu believes that there is no need to read it when you know it is fake, as it will make you tired after reading it.

Yan Ran was upset about this, and he didn't even eat the popcorn, "It's fine for you to praise me at this time, don't talk nonsense, let alone find fault with me, just say that my acting is good, super good, okay?"

"Row."

"Then tell me! Meow!"

Qin Jinli sat up straight, a little confused, so why are you not happy when you are doing well

Qin Jinli stroked Yan Ran's head and smoothed his hair, and said seriously: "You acted very well, but there are too few shots, it would be better if they weren't around."

From Qin Jinli's point of view, it's good-looking for his cat to show off alone.

Yan Ran blinked her eyes, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help curling up, heh! Inexplicably felt this salted fish's desire to survive, "Okay, I forgive you."

After watching the two-hour long movie, Yan Ran dragged Qin Jinli out of the cinema, and when he arrived at the gate, he found many people waiting in line for the next movie. Yan Ran subconsciously hid behind Qin Jinli, Only a pair of big eyes were exposed on Qin Jinli's shoulders, looking around curiously, and asked in a low voice: "If I were found to appear in a movie theater with you, watching my own movie, would it be in the headlines?"

Qin Jinli turned his head and lowered his eyes to look at him, Yan Ran raised his head with a smirk, and smacked Qin Jinli's chin quietly, then rushed out behind Qin Jinli, a picture that everyone was familiar with face, carelessly placed in front of the fans.

"Ahhh Yan Ran!!!"

Hearing the ear-piercing screams, Qin Jinli frowned in disgust, grabbed Yan Ran by the collar of his back, and dragged him away.

The fans were all crazy holding up their mobile phones to take pictures. As Yan Ran expected, ten minutes later, the news that Yan Ran and Qin Jinli were watching a movie in the cinema was hit the headlines. Topics such as "openly showing affection", "the domineering president is jealous and dragging people down again", "the man who contracted a popcorn machine and a drink holder" and other topics were successfully heated up on Weibo.

Yan Ran sneered and shrugged, "Show Enai, I'm a professional."

Qin Jinli, who was attacked by a group of human beings with their voices, still felt that it was too noisy when he returned home. He was used to being quiet and didn't like crowded places. Before he got home, he closed his eyes and collapsed on the sofa. Long Yu obediently pressed his head to his father, watching his father scrolling through Weibo excitedly, he exhaled like an adult, his father looked more childish than him.

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On the second day, Yan Ran didn't have any scenes to film, so he simply asked the director to transfer him a day later. Before Qin Jinli got up, Yan Ran ran to the resort.

The big boss wants to inspect the site!

Over the past year, Wang Yiming has put all his focus on the Ocean Polar Center. Now that the Ocean World, Polar World, and Children's Happy World have been completed, the next goal is the Animal World. Wang Yiming and Beizi cooperated more and more tacitly, one was in charge of recruiting troops, and the other was in charge of buying land.

The part of the animal world started construction three months ago, and it has been basically completed now. Wang Yiming is in charge of recruiting goblins online.

When Yan Ran went to look for him, Wang Yiming seemed to see a savior, "Come and see, which of these goblins are suitable, why do I feel that these photos are all taken with beautification and filters."

Yan Ran took a closer look, and frowned, "This is not good, why are you so thin? How long will it take to grow fat with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks?" Yan Ran pawed Wang Yiming's head impatiently, " Is it hard to find a dog with such a good coat color now? It’s hard to be a goblin without a master.”

Wang Yiming gave Yan Ran a big roll of his eyes, "Don't be poor, I think they used beautification and filters, and they all became famous on the Internet. Animals still look fat for beauty, and round faces are good-looking. "

"Then let them re-upload the application photo, and just say the breed, name, and contact information for self-introduction." Cat's Claw patted Wang Yiming's dog's head again and again, and Yan Ran smiled, "This little thing needs more attention." Your master taught you?"

Wang Yiming sneered, "Rely on you to teach? We both starved to death!"

Wang Yiming had to go to hang up the notice again: Friends, please don't use beauty makeup and filters, please have a real face, the healthier you look, the better!

The goblins discussed in private: This chief executive is not aesthetically pleasing, and now humans like that kind of face, with big eyes and pointed chin!

right! If it weren't for this kind of face, they would still go to the beauty salon and cut it like this with a knife. They are very brave for the sake of beauty.

I even bothered to turn into an awl face, but the head manager actually said no, the aesthetics are indeed different from human beings.

You can't blame him, he is a half-demon, and his cognition may be a bit biased.

Isn't it said that half-demons always have flaws? Is he not good at this

Well, makes sense.

Even if the goblins said so in private, they still took a picture of their round face and chubby and uploaded it. If they don’t meet the requirements, they won’t be able to find a job.

The half-demon king Yiming, who was judged by the majority of monster friends as having a flawed aesthetic cognition, once again boarded the Internet to pick animals. It is definitely a good animal that cannot be bought. Wang Yiming was excited, saving money!

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Before the Mid-Autumn Festival, Yan Ran's crew finally wrapped up and could go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Animals that have been selected before can now be reported.

The box office of "Jing Ke Assassin Qin" has reached 3.99 billion, and it will soon break through the 4 billion mark. This has already set the best box office record for this year, and the schedule is still being scheduled. Can it create a box office myth and break the 4.3 billion box office history of China? The box office record is up for debate. However, according to this momentum, there is hope. Afterwards, the film will be released abroad, and Yan Ran will go abroad with the crew to promote it. This is a rare leisure time.

Yan Ran returned home happily and received the list of hundreds of animals from Wang Yiming. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night. As the big boss, he could be the interviewer tomorrow. After being the big boss for such a long time, it was the first time that Yan Ran felt that he had real power.

In the middle of the night, I felt that many messy auras had come to the resort at the foot of the mountain. Yan Ran excitedly jumped to the window sill to see that those demons were all his subordinates!

Qin Jinli restrained the sleepless cat squatting on the window sill with spiritual energy, pulled it back and held it in his arms, "Sleep or sleep with you?"

Yan Ran was honest, "Sleep."

Early the next day, Yan Ran took the list and ran to find Wang Yiming. Qin Jinli looked at his excited back and shook his head dotingly, a little fur cat.

Interviewer No. 1: "I am a flamingo, also known as a flamingo, a large water bird. The two bosses, do you think I am suitable?"

Wang Yiming nodded in satisfaction: "I think it's quite suitable. She's big and beautiful. Boss, what do you think?"

Yan Ran seriously ticked off the bird's name, "Admitted."

Wang Yiming: "Do you have the same kind? One flamingo won't do, we need a group."

"No, only myself."

After the other party went out, Wang Yiming discussed with Yan Ran regretfully, "If it doesn't work, go buy another batch of flamingos and let him be the lead bird."

The prototype of the interviewee No. 2 is a pine-tailed monkey. The average pine-tailed monkey can only grow to 20-40 centimeters, with a tail of more than 40 centimeters and a weight of only 1 kilogram. This interviewer is more than half a meter tall, full of muscles and fur Bright and dignified, it looks very strong at first glance. This kind of monkey is very smart, and its brain accounts for a very high proportion of its body weight. After this monster turned into its original body, its eyes are also very spiritual. Yan Ran was also very happy to hire it.

Next came red pandas, raccoons, parrots, peacocks, golden monkeys, Siberian tigers, white tigers, gibbons, Asian elephants, red-crowned cranes, black bears, pelicans, little donkeys, etc. At the end of the interview, a group of ants came. The two interviewers finally found out that these are domestic animals.

"We don't have any from abroad!"

"Yes, isn't the origin of the little raccoon North America?"

"So foreign ones can also become elites?"

"I'm more inclined to think that he smuggled into our China by accident. I asked before, but no animal answered."

Yan Ran was disappointed. If foreign students could become elites, he would save more money. He looked at the admission list, "There are so many monkeys, why are there so many monkeys?"

"Because monkeys are smarter, primates."

"Xiao Naruko, you actually know about primates, but you are very bad. Also, didn't you say that there are a pack of wolves in our mountains, you can ask them if they want to send a few young people to the zoo to enjoy themselves."

Wang Yiming wrote it down, "I took the time to ask, like giraffes, alpacas, zebras, kangaroos... We have to spend money to buy these animals."

"Uh-huh."

"We can also set up a bird garden, a butterfly garden, a children's petting garden, etc., so that people can have close contact with small animals."

Yan Ran added: "I also want to raise giant pandas."

Wang Yiming laughed, "Stop making trouble, where are we going to get giant pandas? Giant pandas, golden monkeys, South China tigers, Asian elephants, etc. are all first-class protected animals in our country. Fairies are easy to talk about. It can be said that they are looking for a place to work. Then If it's a real animal, we have to apply."

Yan Ran thought for a while, "Fairies are enough? I know giant panda spirits!"

Wang Yiming said excitedly: "The giant panda has also become a genius? Damn! Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Yan Ran asked with a smile: "Did you forget that there was a big fat cat with black and white flowers before our mountain?"

Wang Yiming raised his face and thought about it, but he lost his memory.

Yan Ran said in distaste: "Are you stupid! It's that Hua Xiaopao, the dumpling! The one who is fat like a dumpling! It's so awesome, showing off every day that he can walk on his hind legs! When the two hills are fighting, He will be the first to rush out, and use his huge size to scare that fat bastard on the other side!"

"It turned out to be him. I've always regarded him as a cat. If you think about it this way, he really looks like a giant panda!"

"There is no Xiong Shan on our mountain, because he has the word cat in his name, so he was left on our mountain." Yan Ran vowed: "Don't worry, I will ask Shuai Bai for his contact information. I will ask him and he will confirm it." will come."

Wang Yiming's ears trembled, "Why are you so sure?"

"Because he is my little brother," Yan Ran snorted coldly, his domineering side leaked, "he has listened to me since he was a child, and he would grab a lot of fish and meat for me when eating, and I ate it first. If he doesn’t want to walk, he will let me sit on his back and give me a walker without waiting for me to beat him.”

Wang Yiming remembered that Yan Ran used to be the big brother of Baiyao Valley, and there were many younger brothers under him. Although he was not good at fighting, he was very good at summoning his subordinates, so he was relieved, "Then I will leave this matter to you. Now, if he can come, I will go to the management department to go through the formalities.” Yiming didn’t dare to say one more thing, for fear of being beaten, he wanted Yan Ran to use his ability to spit out the monsters when he was a child, and the position of the eldest brother should still be Can sit still.

"OK~" Yan Ran took out his mobile phone and called Shuai Bai, "Shuai Bai, do you have Hua Xiaopao's contact information, I have something to do with him."

"Did you ask him if he could be an animal at your place?" Shuai Bai laughed and said, "I can choke, he is now a national first-class protected animal and a national treasure, and he pulls his ass when he walks. He shouldn't be as obedient as he was when he was a child." gone."

"It's okay, just give it to me, and I will persuade him to come."

"By the way, his name is not Hua Xiaopao now, but Hua Daqiang."

After a while, Yan Ran received a series of phone numbers. After dialing several times, the other party answered. The voice was lazy, and it sounded particularly draggy. There was also the sound of playing games, "Who is it?"

Yan Ran said lightly: "Your cat brother, Yan Ran."

The other party took a breath, and then... hung up the phone.

Yan Ran raised her eyebrows, amused, the national treasure is amazing, can the national treasure be pulled like this? ! He is the only lucky cat in China. He is almost called a mythical beast. If he is exhibited, how many people will worship him? Did he pull it