Yan Ran angrily sent Hua Daqiang a message: Hua Xiaopao! You are limited to call me within one minute, otherwise, hehe!
Hua Xiaopao, no, now he has a very rough name—Hua Daqiang, and he is currently playing games in a group at an Internet cafe. Eat and drink enough, drunk and dreaming. Suddenly receiving a call from Yan Ran, Hua Daqiang was stupefied, trembling with fright, and hung up the phone.
When I was young, Yan Ran was cute and honest on the surface, but actually had a lot of thieves, and was supported by his grandparents behind him. In addition, Sheyue, who was competitive and would not sit down when he could run, was extraordinarily energetic, and a fighting power The little white cats who are explosive and have a particularly good brain are the three overlords of Maoshan, and the cubs who rule the entire Maoshan. As the bigger Hua Daqiang, he became the loyal younger brother of the three of them. Every time they fight, he takes the lead and uses his wide and fat body to scare the cubs from other mountains with majesty and let them know that cats Not to be trifled with. Later, Hua Daqiang grew bigger and bigger, and his movements began to be neither light nor heavy, and it was easy to accidentally hurt other cubs. The grandpas had no choice but to entrust him to a friend to take care of him. Only then did he know that he is not a cat, he is a cat. It's a panda, he's different from Yan Ran.
Suddenly receiving a call from Yan Ran, Hua Daqiang was pleasantly surprised and a little frightened, his hands trembled, and the phone hung up.
After seeing Yan Ran's text message, Hua Daqiang was so frightened that he hurriedly called back, this time the voice was not so dragging, and he said flatteringly: "Boss, I'm a little surprised, I'm excited, I didn't hang up on your call on purpose, you Are you okay recently?"
Yan Ran smiled, and vented between his teeth, "It's pretty good, how about you?"
"I'm fine too. I eat and sleep every day and play enough. I haven't seen you for such a long time. I really miss you." Hua Daqiang said a few times, sounding like an idiot, Yan Ran knew Well, this bear is actually a clever guy, always using this simple and honest look to lower the defenses of others.
Yan Ran didn't go around in circles with him, and went straight to the point, "I have something to do with you. I am running a zoo here, and I lack the treasures of the town. I hope you can come. There are many fairies here, and it is convenient for you to do things and talk. If you come, I will give you a salary of 10,000 yuan a month, and you will use the best food and drink. Just look at the giant pandas in other zoos. You will find someone to serve you. The environment is very good, and there are toys , if the publicity is done, you are the big star in our zoo, and I can still find someone to write a novel with you as the protagonist, what do you think?"
Hua Daqiang was overwhelmed by Yan Ran's series of good conditions, and put down the game. It was the first time I heard that being an animal can still be paid.
However, he was also a little entangled, "In the zoo, can I not go out at will?"
"No~" Hearing the other party let go, Yan Ran said with a smile: "The goblins here can move freely every night, as long as they go to work on time in the morning."
Hua Daqiang hid the surprise in his eyes, his voice was still so tangled, "Well, I'll think about it." He was no ordinary bear, and of course the more favorable conditions the better.
"Huh?" Yan Ran frowned. If the condition is not fulfilled, does this bear become stupid when it grows up
Hua Daqiang trembled all over, covered his ears subconsciously, and said anxiously: "I'll go! Boss, I'll go find you after I pack up my things! I'll give you the service of cats and cats!"
Yan Ran just laughed, "Oh, our brotherhood is still as hard as iron, brother is waiting for you ~ I will welcome you at noon tomorrow!"
"Okay boss, tomorrow... at noon tomorrow! Definitely!" After hanging up the phone, Hua Daqiang slid out of the Internet cafe and ran to the mountains in a hurry. The boss gave an ultimatum! Tomorrow afternoon! Must arrive at noon tomorrow! You have to arrive even if you broke your leg, or you will definitely be beaten! He knew that Yan Ran had a lot of goblins under him, and they were all big goblins. What if he got annoyed and led an army to beat him up? After thinking about it like this, Hua Daqiang was frightened for a second.
During dinner, Yan Ran told Wang Yiming solemnly: "Secretary Wang, the Panda House can be built. Hua Xiaopao promised to come, and he will arrive at noon tomorrow."
Wang Yiming held out his thumb in admiration, "The boss is awesome! The boss is indeed the boss!"
"Hey!" Yan Ran stretched out her finger, and shot Wang Yiming secretly, "It turns out that your father is still your father."
Wang Yiming touched a pie, smashed it mercilessly, Yan Ran caught it, broke one half and stuffed it into the mouths of the two wolfdogs, and patted the dog's head by the way, Wang Yiming's sons are really strong.
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At twelve noon the next day, a short, fat, short-shouldered young man with a round face like a steamed bun ran to the gate of the resort with a backpack on his back. When he looked at his watch, his face flushed red. With a kick of his legs, he rushed into the resort like a gust of wind.
The goblin who was on duty felt this strange breath, and was all happy, shouting! What kind of little goblin is so bold, don't know whose territory this is, dare to rush in with a sullen head and a rush of momentum.
The ancient mythical beast Yazi turned into a human form is also very delicate. After all, he is really young. He tried his best to become mature, but he still couldn't change his childishness. Yazi, who happened to pass by with a pot of grapes, followed after eating grapes, yes Holding Hua Daqiang's fat ass, lift his foot, kick!
Hua Xiaopao is a hundred-year-old goblin, who was kicked to the ground by this kick. Yazi held the basin in one hand, and grabbed Hua Xiaopao's back collar with the other, and dragged her back to the staff restaurant on the third floor. It was time to eat, and there were many people in the restaurant. Yazi threw Hua Daqiang on the ground, narrowed his eyes slightly, and shouted, "Brothers, look what I brought back, panda spirit."
"Wow! Panda!"
"Whether panda meat is delicious, I haven't eaten it yet."
"Stop messing around, it's illegal to eat pandas now!"
"Why are you so fat, you can cook a big pot, call the gourmet F7 online! Hey! Zhang Xiaoba, there is a fat panda here~"
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After hearing the news about the Panda Fairy, many goblins came to see the Panda Fairy. This is a national treasure, fresh~
Hua Xiaopao immediately knelt down to these monsters, all of them had stronger aura than him, and the aura on his body was extremely dangerous. Hua Xiaopao, who turned into a panda shape, called Yan Ran crying, "Boss, help me, I was killed by the goblin!" Captured."
Seeing once again how terrifying Yan Ran's demons are, Hua Xiaopao is very glad to have listened to Yan Ran's words, it's too scary!
Yan Ran had already prepared the meals, and even bought a basket of bamboo, waiting at Wang Yiming's house. When he heard that his brother had been arrested, he was furious, "Who dares to arrest you? I'll kill him!"
Hua Xiaopao cried and sent Yan Ran a location on WeChat.
Yan Ran: "..."
A minute later, Yan Ran found the giant panda in the restaurant who had been knocked down by dozens of goblins one after another, "Are you Hua Xiaopao?"
"Boss!" Hua Xiaopao climbed up and hugged Yan Ran's leg, his whole body was so fleshy, he trembled when he moved, "I'm Hua Xiaopao, it's your brother Hua Xiaopao!"
Hua Daqiang or something, it doesn't matter!
Yan Ran helped him up dumbfounded, and asked the people around: "What's your situation, why did you scare him like this?"
The group of monsters all looked innocent. It had nothing to do with them when they should eat, drink soup, or dish pandas.
Yan Ran gave them a helpless look, this group of monsters who are getting more and more skinny!
"Okay, they are all big demons, they are all playing with you, I will deduct their wages and punish them."
Rabbit Jing lifted up the little skirt cooperatively, "Yeah~~ The boss is so fierce, I'm so scared, I need to be kissed by the boss to get better~~"
Yan Ran flew back to Wang Yiming's residence with flowers and cannons. These goblins are getting more and more courageous, even daring to tease the boss!
Hua Daqiang, no, from now on he will still be Hua Xiaopao, sitting obediently on the sofa, holding the big apple that Yan Ran gave him in his hand, watching the faces of Yan Ran and Wang Yiming while gnawing on it.
Wang Yiming comforted: "You must be scared enough, this group of out-of-the-ordinary goblins, let's deal with them!"
Wang Yiming passed another banana to the other party, and looked at the little fat man several times with fiery eyes. This is a national treasure. With him, do you still worry about bad business? There are no giant pandas in the surrounding urban areas, and even the provincial zoo is applying for it. Because the breeding conditions are not enough, the application has not been approved. Unexpectedly, they have it first! Wang Yiming kept stuffing Hua Xiaopao with food, eat more, eat more and get fatter, the cuter the better!
Hua Xiaopao was stuffed with food, and looked at Wang Yiming blankly, "Are you also a child of our Baiyao Valley?"
Wang Yiming nodded, "Yes, on the Gou Yao Mountain."
Hua Xiaopao didn't dare to admit it, Wang Yiming was too human.
Wang Yiming said with a smile: "I am a half-demon. I stayed on the mountain for a while before being sent to the human world. I have been sealed for several times. Every time I am from a child to my 20s, it goes back and forth, so I He has a strong sense of humanity."
Hua Xiaopao immediately cast a sympathetic look at Wang Yiming, what a pity.
Wang Yiming himself didn't care, he helped Yan Ran put the dishes on the table, and shouted: "Come and eat! Your boss specially cooked a sumptuous meal for you!"
Hua Xiaopao is also a foodie, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat so fat. After a meal, he was conquered by Yan Ran's cooking skills. After eating, he turned into his original body, lying lazily on the ground with his chin stuck On the carpet, motionless. That figure is round and chubby, easy to touch at first glance, it makes Wang Yiming want to fuck him!
Sitting next to the other party, Wang Yiming asked with a smile, "How is it? Is Yan Ran's cooking delicious?"
"Yeah, the vegetables are crispy, the meat is also fragrant, and the boss's craftsmanship is superb."
"We have a lot of delicious meals in our restaurant every day. The cooks are all famous in the country. They can cook whatever they want. Eight major cuisines are easily picked up, and all kinds of ingredients are available at home."
Hua Xiaopao shook his bear ears, raised his head with interest, "Really?!"
"Yes, I guarantee that you won't want to leave once you eat it. There is still a month before the opening of the zoo. During this month, you can eat whatever you want here. Fruits and vegetables are all pollution-free. You have to raise your own Chubby."
Yan Ran looked at Wang Yiming Huyou expressionlessly from the side, his eyes were like looking at a seller of Dali pills under a flyover.
In order to eat, Hua Xiaopao willingly stayed in the many fish resorts. He ate, slept and ate every day, and played games in his spare time.
Yan Ran's cat restaurant was also officially completed, and the equipment arrived. The small online store that sold fruit and New Year's goods was renamed again, and changed to: Many Fish and Cat Restaurants.
Nowadays, many human beings raise cats and treat cats as children. They are very precious. However, there are many unscrupulous businessmen, and they are not at ease when buying cat food. Either they eat too much preservatives today, or the salt exceeds the standard tomorrow. I can't tell what the ingredients are inside. It is said that there are a lot of fresh meat. The cat owner doesn't know whether it is fresh or not.
Even if it is imported food, there are many hairy children who suffer from problems, such as urinary system diseases, obesity, heart disease, fatty liver and so on.
Many parents who have time start cooking for their fur children. However, there are always people who don't have enough time, and the fur children's food becomes a problem.
According to the notice from the crew of "Jing Ke Assassins the Qin Dynasty", Yan Ran is going to promote abroad. He doesn't have time to cook cat food now, but he can already do promotion. After he has been busy for a while, he won't go out anymore. Yan Ran instructed Wang Yiming to decorate the small shop first, decorate it more beautifully, launch a few set meals, let people make reservations first, and start processing when he comes back after he has been busy for a while.
Wang Yiming launched a few small set meals first: Fresh Vegetable Chicken Rice, Fresh Vegetable Cod Fish and Salmon Rice, Duck Cat Rice, Niu Lin Beef Rice, Chicken and Pumpkin Rice... all add the micronutrients and health care products specially needed by fur kids, and wait until the fur kids get used to it. Now, we will launch the ultimate feast, using beef, rabbit meat, chicken leg, mussels, mackerel, chicken heart, egg yolk, chicken liver, chicken gizzard, beef liver as raw materials, adding eggshell calcium powder, vitamins, iodine, Nutrients such as fish oil and taurine are cat food suitable for furry children to eat for a long time. More flavors are waiting for the boss to come back, continue to create!
Cats who like raw meat don’t need to worry, the store will launch a series of raw meat next to satisfy the stomachs of furry children. The owner of the small shop is currently going abroad to promote his movie, and he will come back to open the shop in half a month, and now he is making reservations.
Then, in the position of the store manager, Wang Yiming hung up Yan Ran's photo, then took a screenshot, and publicized it on the resort's Weibo, for fear of being regarded as a fake account.
Fans: Yan Ran stopped being a meal for humans, and went to cook for cats! ! !
Yan Ran is the worst actor I've ever seen!
Buy buy buy! It looks very good. My fur kid has eaten my cooking since he was a child, and he can buy it in Yan Ran's store in the future, saving time and effort.
Produced by Yan Ran, you must guarantee it with conscience, so you can eat it with confidence. These meats are raised by many fish resorts themselves, right
I don't have a cat, but I want to buy it because I think it's delicious.
I don’t have a cat and I want to buy it. Cats eat better than me. Can I use this as canned food
Please upload the raw flesh and blood series as soon as possible, my cat only eats raw flesh and blood!
what what what? Yan Ran went abroad to promote? "Jing Ke Assassin Qin" is said to have received a box office of 4.2 billion, and it is going to be listed abroad. How much is it going to earn
There was a lot of fuss upstairs. Director Liu's movie is not released abroad. Director Liu is a well-known Asian director in Hollywood. I look forward to Yan Ran's new harvest this time.
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Yan Ran, who was preparing to go abroad, was still excited, because goblins were not allowed to go abroad casually, they had to apply to the management department, and generally little goblins with no influence were not allowed to go out, this was also for the safety of goblins. Yan Ran has already applied for it now, because he is very famous, he is so bad, isn't it~
Yan Ran pretended to pack a suitcase, and happily hummed a little song, throwing herself at Qin Jinli: "Would you like to go with me? It's fine if you're idle at home. If you don't accompany me, I was seduced by my beautiful sister What should I do?"
Qin Jinli put his arms around Yan Ran's waist, and said flatly, "Then I'll beat you all to death."
Yan Ran's face darkened, he pinched the fish skin on Qin Jinli's face, and took a bite angrily. Let him, the fish loving ambassador, eat this fish that can't speak well in the name of justice!
Then, Yan Ran was eaten by the fish without any resistance.
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For this trip, the crew booked the air tickets together, and Yan Ran still brought his own family members. The main actors and directors of the crew are already familiar with it.
Qin Jinli was too angry, his face was cold, and he looked very difficult to get along with. He leaned against Yan Ran when he got on the plane, closed his eyes and went to sleep. The crew didn't go to join in the fun, and felt that he wouldn't talk to him when talking to him, so he didn't bother to make fun of himself.
Others may be called defiant if they look like this, but Qin Jinli's look makes others feel normal. Yan Ran embarrassedly explained to everyone: "He doesn't like to talk, he's tired."
The crew also smiled and said nothing. With this status, they can accompany their entire crew as a business jet, and it is already a great honor for Yan Ran to make an exception without delaying the publicity.
After the plane flew out of the border, Yan Ran stared outside excitedly, looking at the clouds here, and then at the clouds over there, but she didn't find any difference between domestic and foreign countries.
Qin Jinli felt that the "pillow" was moving, and held Yan Ran down, telling him to be more honest.
Yan Ran patted Qin Jinli's face excitedly: "Brother, look! We have left the border!"
Qin Jinli opened his eyes helplessly, "I will take you out in the future and take more planes."
Yan Ran muttered: "Your appearance makes me feel like a country bumpkin. You want to take me on a plane to learn more."
The corner of Qin Jinli's mouth hooked slightly, and Yan Ran stretched out a fluffy cat's claw behind Qin Jinli's back, and grabbed it. Well, he already understood, that's what the other party meant! He is now a demon with 80 million fans, and his traffic is not lower than that of domestic first-line movie stars. He still wants to be the demon of the film emperor. Why is he just a bumpkin who has never seen the world
Qin Jinli raised his hand and gently touched Yan Ran's head.
Yan Ran immediately felt that his frizzy hair was smoothed out, grabbed Qin Jinli's hand, rubbed it against his face, and narrowed his eyes happily.
Seeing him like this, Qin Jinli's eyes became softer and softer, "After we're done, let's take a vacation abroad before going back. I still have a few manors. If you like it, write your name on it."
Yan Ran happily asked: "I like you, can you add my name on you?"
"Beside my name, isn't your name already there?"
When Qin Jinli said this, Yan Ran was slightly taken aback. After trying to understand what it meant, she raised the corner of her mouth with a smile, and clasped fingers with Qin Jinli, "You're right."
The people sitting next to them understood that Qin Jinli didn't want to talk, but just wanted to talk to Yan Ran.
Yan Ran was still muttering: "I want to eat foreign fish!"
"purchase."
"Big one!"
"Um."
"I want to catch it myself!"
"Um."
"I want to go to sea!"
"..."
"I want to go to heaven!"
"you want to sleep."
"I don't sleep! Well, now I want to sleep, don't stare at me..."
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The next day, Director Liu took them to a private party hosted by a western director. This director is also an internationally renowned director named Fletcher, and he is a friend of Director Liu. The purpose of Director Liu on this trip is not only to promote, but also to show some of his favorite actors to experience foreign filming methods, so that they can learn more.
As soon as the two crews met, Yan Ran was embarrassed: he forgot to learn the local language! ! !