Qin Jinli has felt the emotion of "interesting" in Yan Ran's body for a long time, so he wants to train him as a royal little chef and raise him as a chef until he grows up. One day, this emotion will no longer exist. , let this little goblin Yan Ran leave, and no one will lose anything.
Now Qin Jinli suddenly realized that the kitten was always fantasizing about how to eat him. It is natural for cats to eat fish, especially elves who have already transformed. For natural enemies with aura, they want to eat, devour, and possess the aura of the other party. Do captive cats need to be vaccinated
Then, Yan Ran scratched him.
Yan Xiaomao, who had become a prototype, said solemnly: "Sorry, my hands are slippery."
Qin Jinli looked at the back of his hand blankly.
Yan Ran hugged Qin Jinli's hand while the other was not moving, rushed over to take another bite, and ran away after biting, "Sorry, my tooth slipped." His tone was inexplicably regretful, Pete was so hard that he couldn't bite.
Qin Jinli: "..."
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A plate of prawns is definitely not enough to eat, Yan Ran planned to go to the fishpond to catch another fish, turned Wang Yiming out the door, he looked at the mountain behind the village, and suddenly said: "I want to eat rabbits, are there any rabbits in the mountains? "
"Yes, there are a lot of game in the mountains, pheasants, rabbits and wild ducks, if you are lucky, you can catch them. Two years ago, I heard from the old people in the village that a blind bear ran out." Wang Yiming looked at his watch, "It is half past ten now. , it’s eleven o’clock when we enter the mountain, we don’t have enough time today.”
Yan Ran raised his hand and said regretfully, "I want to eat pheasant, wild duck and rabbit. Forget it, let them live one more day. Let's eat fish today. I'll take everyone to catch rabbits tomorrow. Summer is here, and winter will be far behind." Is it? The rabbits are dying."
There is no time for a live broadcast today, and many fans are clamoring to see Yan Ran show up. Wang Yiming happened to record the segment just now, and put it on Weibo: The boss said, I will take you to catch rabbits tomorrow. (excited applause dog face)
The comments immediately rolled over:
I kneel down on behalf of the rabbit to thank the boss for not killing me today!
I used to think that it was dangerous to be born a fish, no matter whether you are good-looking, ugly or not, you will be eaten according to your mood. It now appears that other species are not safe either.
Fuck! The menu has suddenly expanded, will my little brother eat people in the future
Do you want to have a bite of the pork belly on my belly? so soft~
What does summer have to do with rabbits? We won't object if you directly say eat rabbits!
Bunny is so cute, you must eat more Bunny!
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Yan Ran was startled after reading the comments. Humans are getting more and more courageous now. Shouldn't they cry and say: Tutu is so spicy and cute, how can we eat rabbits? How come they are more excited than him about catching rabbits and eating them
Yan Ran caught a large black fish weighing more than 20 kilograms, tied it up with a straw rope, and brought it home. After washing and killing it, he chopped it into several pieces, made it into sauce fish, and stewed it in a big pot. After it was done, he deliberately served a large plate and asked Wang Yiming to send it to Uncle Sun, "We can't eat other people's shrimp for nothing, this is a gift in return."
"Yeah, wait a minute, I'll take a picture first." Wang Yiming arranged a few plates on the table, took out his phone, called up the gourmet filter, clicked a picture, and uploaded it on Weibo.
Today's lunch is spicy crayfish, stewed black fish in a large stove, shredded cabbage, and steamed tofu soup with green vegetables. There is also Aunt Wang's special whole grain bag ╮(‵▽′)╭
By the way, this dish was given to Uncle Li by the boss.
Now Yan Ran is a young newcomer who has risen strongly in the Internet celebrity circle. There are many people who follow her. Naturally, there are fans and blacks. Some people say it is good and some people say it is not. There is also a kind of professional sunspot, I don't like what you do. Brainless will say that his cooking must not taste good, show off, and show off. Now Yan Ran's simple action has aroused many praises from netizens, and at the same time, some people sprayed: "Put on show!" Will you die if you don't show up? !
Of course, the result was that the cat's claw team gave it back: Shut up if you deliberately find fault!
Cat's Claw Squad, who will do who!
After the meal, Wang Yiming complained to Yan Ran: "These uncles on the Internet are becoming more and more difficult to serve, and they will swear at others, but your fans are quite strong, and now they have begun to protect you."
Yan Ran found a kettle and filled it with water before going out. He also felt that the aura formed by the power of faith was a few fishbone more than before. Although it was still pitifully small, he was already very satisfied. , One day, the power of faith like a small fishbone will become a fish bone, a fish bone will become a fish, and a big fish will grow to be as big as a whale. Thanks to the boss for his guidance. But he also wondered, "I didn't offend them, why do humans hurt strangers like this online?"
Wang Yiming knocked the peanuts, and said mockingly: "You don't have to be responsible for talking online, and you don't know anyone. If you are in this line of work, you need to understand the keyboard man. There is another kind of cheater than the keyboard man, which is I came to vent on the Internet. Sometimes keyboard warriors are encouraged and feel that they represent justice, but their venting is different. They may be timid in life. They come to the Internet to find a sense of presence and scold people they don’t know. Who, let's talk about it after scolding."
Yan Ran tightened the lid of the kettle and hung it around his neck. He decided to buy a small notebook when he came back, and write down those who scolded him in the notebook. When he was free, he would take it out and read aloud, cursing them one by one for their lack of fortune.
Wang Yiming spat out the peanut shells and reminded: "The two of you go out, is this pot of water enough?"
Yan Ran patted the kettle with a smile, "Enough, don't worry."
In fact, he doesn’t like to drink water very much. This water is for the boss. It was staged in cartoons. After the kappa landed, he would faint on the side of the road because of being too thirsty. If this happened to the boss, he would pour water on it. On the opponent's head, one bottle is enough.
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Songba Reservoir is next to Yunliang Mountain, located in the south of Dawang Village, that is, more than ten miles away, with an area of 120 square kilometers, half of which is surrounded by people, and the area is divided with fine nets, and fish fry are raised. The other part is the open area, where many people who like fishing will go fishing, and those who are interested can go camping nearby and climb Yunliang Mountain, so that people in Dawang Village often see tourists passing by outside the village.
As soon as she set foot near the reservoir, Yan Ran's sensitive ears heard the sound of two groups of people arguing far away, which was very loud.
A sharp female voice roared angrily: "This is a kind act of ours, giving them a chance to live! Do you want to watch them die? Why don't you know how to respect life!"
A middle-aged man said aggrievedly: "You give them a chance to live, can you give me a chance to live! I raise fish fry in this reservoir, and you put koi and turtles. They are omnivorous and eat everything. , even my fish fry, how can I sell them if they are planted in bunches?"
The woman snorted, "Oh! What a joke, how many fish can they eat from such a big reservoir? I've seen people like you a lot, right? How old are you, and you're not disabled. How shameless are you? "
Yan Ran shook his ears, tilted his head and looked curiously at the crowd gathered in the distance, unable to suppress the curiosity of the cat, he said eagerly: "Brother Yu, let's go and have a look, that poor human When we are in trouble, we must be good demons who are happy to help others, and save him from the fire and water."
Qin Jinli has always been indifferent to everything in the world and his eyes that have become ancient and calm. At this moment, he finally showed a somewhat helpless expression, annoyed that he must be possessed by evil spirits, and was rolled twice on his body by a little goblin. After a few paws, he was pulled out by this goblin, which was ridiculous.
Yan Ran has quietly come to the periphery of the crowd. From the conversations of the onlookers, he understands that there are always people who bring aquatic animals such as koi and turtles to the reservoir to release them. Shang was caught, and a quarrel broke out between the two sides.
The spectators were still discussing with gusto, "According to others, people have set up signs prohibiting the release of animals. This elder sister shouldn't come here to release them. She still believes in Buddhism. She dresses very fashionable, even if she speaks, she is too rude."
A young man wearing glasses said: "There was a goldfish disaster in country M. It is said that the people of country M have been importing goldfish from country R for a long time. In 1973, some goldfish accidentally fell into the local river, and then it became terrible. The goldfish There were no natural enemies, and they multiplied in large numbers. A few years later, those goldfish occupied more than a dozen lakes, and the trout in the lake could not compete with the goldfish, resulting in a large reduction in production, and the local fishermen almost cried to death."
This remark aroused strong approval from the onlookers, and they cast admiring glances at the young man who said this, "I know that too, it's amazing~"
The young man subconsciously puffed out his chest, feeling very honored. Although they all felt that the elder sister who released the life was wrong, none of them wanted to speak up for the uncle, because the elder sister drove a very luxurious car and dressed like a rich man, and ordinary people didn't want to cause trouble.
In the end, the sharp-tongued woman won the final victory. She didn't pay any compensation, and she drove her decent new car, just showing off.
Yan Ran understood what was going on, looked at the brand-new car, raised her hand, grabbed in the air, and grabbed a strand of gold as thin as a hair from the woman. It was Yan Ran himself who was most surprised. He blinked and clenched his fists in surprise. He used to grab a human's fortune of five centimeters at most, but now it is three times as much as before! Practicing with the power of faith is really amazing!
And that dragon meat, it really... works.
The uncle who kept the fish was almost desperate, and the woman kept putting it in. Most of the buckets that were poured into the one-meter-diameter bucket were filled with already large koi. The area he encloses is filled with small fish fry. The smallest batch was only five centimeters long this year. Isn't this for them to eat
Yan Ran nimbly got into the crowd, patted the uncle's shoulder with one paw, and patted the fortune into the uncle's body, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, uncle, I'll help you catch the fish."
The onlookers were all amused by these words, "How do you catch a few koi in such a large reservoir?"
"Young man, don't make trouble."
The uncle who kept the fish also felt that Yan Ran was talking nonsense, and he was already in a bad mood. When people around him said this, he said angrily: "Can you fish out those koi without my fish fry dying?" , I will give you three hundred catties of fry today!"
Yan Ran's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "Really? Well, that's really embarrassing."
The author has something to say: Qin Jinli: I was coaxed out by a cat, it's ridiculous!
Yan Ran: Brother Yu, are you feeling unwell, do you need to pour water on it