Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 26: Do you dare to steal my fish? !

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Yan Ran's mouth really didn't sound very nice, especially with his harmless appearance, it seemed even more awkward to say such words.

Wu Hongyan changed his face all of a sudden, and recognized Yan Ran at this time, and asked him in a low voice with wide eyes and a fierce look: "Boy, how do you talk?!" Wu Hongyan is also quite distinctive on the platform A type of anchor, he looks fierce, but he behaves cutely during the live broadcast. He created the kind of contrast cute character with a fierce look and a gentle heart. The fans all shouted, ah, a strong man and a wife. Super cute! In fact, Wu Hongyan's temper is really not very good.

Yan Ran smiled without fear, and said calmly: "When you see people talk about people, when you see dogs talk about dogs, it's wrong for you to smoke in public, and you don't even pay for medical expenses if you burn her hand. I can’t even say sorry, how do you want me to talk to you? Bastard talk?”

Wu Hongyan had a sullen face, and instead of being angry, he smiled, "Small mouth is pretty cool, isn't it just asking for money?" Wu Hongyan handed Yan Ran the ten yuan he wanted to buy water, "Boy, go on."

"Not enough." Yan Ran didn't know how much human beings would pay for the ointment, but ten yuan was obviously not enough.

Wu Hongyan sneered, and gave him another hundred. Yan Ran's small body, which hadn't fully grown, was a head shorter than him, and his wrist was as thin as a bamboo pole. As long as he dared to take the money, he would let him It was difficult for him to hold the spoon for a while.

Yan Ran raised his eyebrows, and a paw struck him.

Wu Hongyan gasped in pain, and let go of the money. Looking again, he saw four bloodstains on his wrist, which were burning hot.

Yan Ran took the money and handed it to the cleaning aunt, and said with a smile: "Go get some medicine, it's easy to get inflammation in such a hot day."

The cleaning aunt thanked Yan Ran gratefully, and then gave Wu Hongyan a worried look. Taking advantage of Wu Hongyan's dazed look at her wrist, she pulled Yan Ran away, for fear that Yan Ran would be beaten.

Yan Ran glanced back, Wu Hongyan was staring at him unwillingly, Yan Ran touched the jade piece on his neck, and stared back not to be outdone: Daring to stare at the cat possessed by the lucky buff, look at you awesome!

At this time, the staff came to shout: "Lets line up to draw lots! There will be a camera when you enter this door, everyone pay attention!"

All the people began to arrange their clothes, and some even took out small mirrors from their pockets to see if the hairstyle they just made could still be seen. Wu Hongyan gave Yan Ran a hard look. Let's figure out what that means in the future. As soon as he turned around, his feet slipped, and he hit the water vending machine with a "bang".

Yan Ran covered her eyes, oops, I can't bear to watch!

Wu Hongyan grinned in pain, watched a lump protrude from his forehead, covered his forehead and went to line up. When he was near the line, he didn't know why his feet knocked. Such a big and very "girly" person came to a flat ground. fall.

Yan Ran covered his eyes again, and said in his heart that he was indeed Brother Yu, he was so smart, and he estimated that this big man would fade away for a few days.

The cleaning aunt gratefully took Yan Ran's hand, and said worriedly: "Young man, stay away from him during the game, and be careful that he hits you. Let me tell you," the aunt looked around and said in a low voice Said: "Go to the far left to draw lots."

Yan Ran nodded obediently, "I see, thank you Auntie."

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The staff member smiled and asked Yan Ran: "How old are you?"

Yan Ran: "It says 19 years old on the ID card."

The other party registered the number Yan Ran had drawn, "Hey, this is the youngest one so far, you don't care if you don't go to school?"

Yan Ran said seriously: "I haven't been to school. We don't have teachers in the mountainous area over there. Grandpa taught me how to read and write."

As soon as these words came out, several staff members gave him sympathetic looks. Such a good-looking child, but he has no diploma, and it is difficult to find a wife without a diploma.

Yan Ran took the No. 16 sign and found his console. Only then did he understand why Auntie Cleaning asked him to draw lots at No. 1 lottery booth, because those who came out from No. 1 were all leaning against the judges' bench. With so many people participating, it is impossible for the judges to taste all of them, so they only ate a few close ones. Yan Ran touched the jade piece hanging around his neck again, this has almost become his habitual action, every time he touches it, good luck will happen. Sure enough, today is also a day of good luck buff possession, as long as you do good deeds, you will be possessed by good luck buff.

Wu Hongyan was a blessing in disguise, because there was a bag on his head, he felt ashamed, so he found the No. 1 lottery position with few people, which happened to be not far from Yan Ran, and now he is still staring at Yan Ran.

Yan Ran raised her hand with a smile, "Hi! Be careful when you walk next time."

Wu Hongyan gritted his teeth, and didn't dare to play tricks here, because he was afraid of being photographed, and secondly, this Yan Ran seemed to be a bit evil.

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The competition officially started, and the host said enthusiastically: "Welcome everyone to watch the live broadcast of the first online food competition on the Huanghu Live Platform. Oh, there are more than two hundred chefs, isn't it very powerful?"

The official gave fifteen minutes of preparation time, and asked the contestants to go to the material area to find materials and check whether the equipment was normal. Yan Ran went to the material area to take a look, and immediately fell in love with a beautiful Wuchang fish!

"Let's make a peacock fish!" Yan Ran went straight to the fish with a smile on her face. Unexpectedly, when she was approaching, a tall figure maliciously crossed over and picked up the plate of fish.

Yan Ran: "..."

To tell the truth, this was the first time I saw someone snatching fish from him, it was good, he could bear with other things, only the fish could not give in!

Yan Ran is a proud cat, he will not want fish that has been touched by others, so he picked up a plate of shrimp beside him, took a deep look at Wu Hongyan, turned around and left.

Wu Hongyan showed a triumphant smile. He had watched Yan Ran’s video, and his other dishes were average, but the fish he was best at was. If it weren’t for his fish-catching skills, his live broadcast would be average, and he must cook. It's just so-so, brush him off the first time.

At this time, the live broadcast had already started, and when the cameraman saw Yan Ran, a newcomer who had just made a big splash on the Internet, he would naturally give him more shots. It has to be said that Wu Hongyan's actions just now were indeed a bit deliberate, Yan Ran's eyes were obviously staring at the fish, Wu Hongyan stepped in and snatched it, and secretly gave Yan Ran a provocative look. This look is very cryptic, so cryptic that you can't see it unless you look carefully. Yan Ran's fans still noticed the clue, especially the sailors who followed Yan Ran, and they immediately resented: You idiot! A fish that steals milk, isn't this old birthday star eating arsenic

The barrage became lively all of a sudden: To persuade someone's fans to be kind, what is stealing!

Can insults be reported

This is a kind reminder to you that generally, those who offend Naiyan will not end well. Experience it yourself, all kinds of bad luck.

real or fake? So evil

Guidance Post Bar ┏ (゜ω゜)=There is an 818 god post, and it is still on the hot list.

At this time, Yan Ran took two more radishes, but the barrage didn't understand: I didn't know what he was going to do after looking at his materials.

The camera suddenly changed and changed to a very beautifully dressed young lady, and the tourist's sight was drawn away: ah, my goddess!

Make room, everyone, my wife is cooking!

Yan Ran's fans are gone, it's like who doesn't have a wife, Nai Yan is still my wife!

right! Milk face my wife!

... Are you all funny

The barrage was rolling with joy, and Yan Ran had already started cooking.

Remove the head and tail of the shrimp, then remove the shell, pick the shrimp line, and wash it with clean water. Then smash the water chestnuts and chop them into fine pieces with a knife; smash the fresh shrimp and pork fat into meat mash with the back of a knife, cut the bread into round slices, and chop the rest into bread flour.

Yan Ran wants to make a dish with a relatively high appearance in the Manchu Banquet, and spin silk for money.

Even if he is close, he has to use all his skills, not only taste good, but also look good, compare that stupid big man, let that stupid big man fall under his cat's claws, let him know , What is the end of stealing his fish!

Yan Ran put salt, cooking wine, corn flour, ground water chestnuts, and egg whites into the shrimp and pork, and mixed them into a paste, squeezed them into balls of the same size, put them on the sliced bread, and smoothed the excess with a knife. Then put the cut hair vegetables on the shrimp balls, sprinkle the fine breadcrumbs on the shrimp tray, and press it with your hands.

At this time, the camera turned around again, what Yan Ran was going to do, some of the audience watching the live broadcast had already seen it.

The milky face is great! He can do everything, I thought he could only cook fish!

Nai Yan said: What is it to be a fish, I can make you a full banquet!

Yan Ran deep-fried the prawns until golden brown, took them out to control the oil, and placed them on a plate. It really was golden silk, with a thin layer of emerald green lettuce leaves under it, all of which were cut into lotus leaves. The shape, even the veins are done vividly. Just when he lamented on the barrage that he was too handsome to eat, Yan Ran picked up a white radish.

Barrage:? ?

radish

The cameraman couldn't see what Yan Ran was going to do, so the camera didn't turn, and Yan Ran picked up a knife and quickly peeled off the radish skin to reveal the snow-white radish meat inside. It looks like a red-crowned crane. The host who shuttled among the contestants finally noticed Yan Ran, and asked in amazement: "Are you carving a red-crowned crane?"

Yan Ran nodded, "Well, it doesn't look good to carve a pair of red-crowned cranes with an empty plate in the middle."

The host wondered, isn't this plate full

Yan Ran's white and slender fingers were so dexterous that he couldn't even see the joints. His white and tender fingers looked like tender tofu just out of water, causing the barrage to lick the screen. Anyway, his carving speed was so fast that he couldn't see clearly. It's better to look at his hand, the benefits of hand control have arrived! The camera deliberately zoomed in, and Yan Ran swiped and saw that a lifelike red-crowned crane had taken shape.

Yan Ran picked up another piece of radish and continued to carve.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked, the carving process showed the knife skills, Yan Ran looked young, how many years of learning can he carve so fast and so well

The host asked: "A friend is curious, when did you start learning to cook, and who is your master?"

Yan Ran said with a smile: "I have been learning since I was a child, and it was taught by my grandfather."

The bullet screen all admired: Whether you can cook, you will know the moment you pick up the knife.

A veteran chef who has been working all his life can't guarantee that each one can be carved successfully, and Yan Ran has carved both of them.

Yan Ran put two red-crowned cranes together, a male and a female, the male raised his head to the sky and sang loudly, the female bent her head and rested her head on the male's neck, and the two cuddled together. Their slender legs were still unsteady, but now they are just right. A stable bracket is formed, which is ingeniously firm.

Under the camera, Yan Ran calmly picked up the three pieces of prawns in the middle of the plate, and took a bite, "Well, it tastes good." After Yan Ran ate them one by one, he put two red-crowned cranes in the middle , stood up, "perfect."

Barrage:…

host:…

Cameraman: ...

Just when everyone was speechless, they heard a "bang", and the camera turned around quickly, and saw a fire not far away. Wu Hongyan behind the fire looked at his wok, his wok, with a dazed expression! Cracked!

The oily fish in the pot dripped onto the fire, and the flames grew quickly. As soon as the oil in the pot was hot, the fish skin was burnt immediately.

Yan Ran licked the oil on his fingers, picked up the jade piece on his neck, and kissed again: Brother Yu is so bad! The ability to transfer is too heaven-defying! There is no need to fight to kill him, his non-chief temperament allows him to kill himself!

At this moment, Yan Ran just wanted to shout: Is there anyone else who dares to fight me? Who else? !

The staff rushed to clean up the mess. Wu Hongyan was already an idiot. This pot had been inspected before it was used. It was also the pot that the chef of Fengxiang Hotel usually used. Who knew it would break in the middle

The staff hurriedly asked, "Do you want to change the pot and continue?"

Another staff member reminded: "There is no time, there are five minutes left."

Needless to say, Wu Hongyan himself knew that this fish was not edible. When the judges not far away saw this scene, they all looked at each other and frowned. They couldn't even control the heat well. What kind of cooks are they

Wu Hongyan hurriedly put the fish aside. There are regulations in the competition that he can only take enough materials at one time, and he is not allowed to move his position in the middle. He only has a few kinds of green vegetables left, should he make a green vegetable platter? I can't even make a platter, there isn't enough for a plate. Seeing that there was no time, Wu Hongyan turned his heart and chopped off the part of the fish that was not fried. There was only the head and half of the body. .

A judge wearing glasses nodded secretly, "The adaptability is pretty good."

Another elderly judge said seriously: "That's not okay, is this home-cooked stew?"

"Mr. Wang, you belong to the Provincial Food Association, so you can't be too demanding of folk cooks. This is online food, and not all of them have received special training. It's good to have your own characteristics."

It was not for nothing that the person known as Teacher Wang looked in Yan Ran's direction. Just looking at the knife skills, there is no one who can't be trained for decades. That kid is definitely the future of the chef world, and he is so talented in cooking.

Wu Hongyan finally put together a dish at the end, but it was a pity that half fish and half dish seemed a bit nondescript.

At this time, the host sounded three gongs and drums, "Okay! The time is over! The rest of the time will be handed over to our judges and teachers. The contestants will first wait in the waiting area. Those who want to wait can wait, and those who are not equal can wait." Going back, our judging process will be broadcast live, and everyone can watch it on the live broadcast. The results will be released this afternoon."

The contestants left their positions one after another. Yan Ran squinted his eyes and strolled to Wu Hongyan's side. Then, under Wu Hongyan's angry eyes, he passed by the opponent with high spirits. It is only one crown away from Elvis Presley.

Wu Hongyan was so angry that he almost vomited blood, followed Yan Ran out of the competition area, grabbed Yan Ran by the collar, pulled him to a place where no one was around, and asked in a low voice, gnashing his teeth: "Say, Is it your kid's trick!"

Yan Ran looked calmly at the hand grabbing her collar, blinked, and asked innocently: "What does your pot being broken have anything to do with me?"

Wu Hongyan was at a loss for words, there were several people between the two of them, and it really had nothing to do with Yan Ran, but when he thought of Yan Ran's words that you are black, he felt that this matter had nothing to do with Yan Ran.

"Then what do you mean I'm going to be unlucky?!"

Yan Ran pinched the opponent's wrist impatiently, pulled and tugged, released the opponent's strength, and then easily threw it away, throwing the opponent more than one meter away.

Wu Hongyan gritted his teeth and stood up. Unexpectedly, the soles of his feet were soft, followed by a flat fall.

Yan Ran covered her eyes, unable to bear to look.

Wu Hongyan was so angry that he was about to go crazy. He stood up while holding on to the wall, but before he could stand still, his ankle sprained on the flat ground, and he fell on the flat ground again.

He sprained his foot!

Yan Ran touched the jade piece on his neck with his fingers, and shook his head sympathetically, a human being possessed by bad luck, what's so awesome about it. At this moment, Yan Xiaomao admired Qin Jinli even more in his heart. It's just a scale, which can bring such good luck. Brother Yu is full of treasures. If he eats him... Bah! If you offend Brother Yu, what will happen

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Mr. Wang was the first one to go to Yan Ran's works. When he saw the pair of lifelike red-crowned cranes, there was a bit of a smile on his serious face. It really is a talent.

He picked up the chopsticks, tasted one with interest, nodded secretly, and said to the recorder beside him: "9 points, the only shortcoming is that it is cooked too early and the dishes are warm." I like Yan Ran.

The next few judges and teachers also tasted it with interest, and they all nodded. It was really good, and the scores they gave were also very high.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was almost maxed out, everyone was cheering for his idol, Yan Ran's fans were helpless, this loss was too wronged, he was just greedy! Otherwise, there is no need to carve those two red-crowned cranes! Greedy misses things!

There are also many people who are sympathizing with Wu Hongyan. Why is it so unlucky that the pot can still crack? How bad is this? No such bad things have been found.

Teacher Wang walked a few steps to Wu Hongyan's dishes. Several judges and teachers looked at each other, and they all saw indifference in each other's eyes. The color, aroma, and taste are not good in terms of appearance. This is not a complete dish. Even the judge teacher who said that Wu Hongyan has adaptability shook his head. He didn't try it, and regretfully said: "Five points."

This sentence is tantamount to judging that Wu Hongyan will not be able to advance this time.

There was a sound of regret in the barrage, oh, what a pity, how could it be so unlucky

Just say don't offend Naiyan! It's not good for you to snatch him, you snatch his fish, don't you know how deeply Nai Yan is obsessed with fish.

I really read that post, Yan Ran really can't be offended, just like a koi possessed.

True or false, I'll go see it too!

It's too evil, they don't have much contact with each other, no one can be sure that Wu Hongyan robbed Yan Ran, why should Wu Hongyan be so unlucky

The upstairs is really good at telling jokes, you said that he didn't offend Naiyan, how can you say that Naiyan made him unlucky? Let’s just say it’s a koi carp possessing a body. If you want to blame it, blame God. Do you think my baby girl can recite curses

The results came out. Not surprisingly, Yan Ran and a group of usually very capable players advanced, and Wu Hongyan, who usually performed well, was eliminated in the first batch.

Wu Hongyan was full of anger, and when the result came out, he sold it on Weibo: Unfortunately, something unpleasant happened today, which affected the mood of the game, and the result of the game was not satisfactory. Alas, it’s all fate, admit it .

The indifferent mentality really fits the personality he raised, and the fans below are comforting him: Don't cry, uncle, we love you!

Today is so unlucky and unexpected, we know you are great.

Am I the only one who is more sensitive, uncle said something unpleasant happened

Wow! What happened? Uncle, don't take it to heart, be strong!

It doesn't matter, as long as we approve you.

At this moment, a comment was quickly upvoted: Hehe, I know what happened. He bullied a cleaner today and was bullied by a righteous person.

Fans saw this sentence and asked with interest: What's going on

what happened? You can't speak half of what you say, so please clarify your doubts.

If you find fault, don't beep beep, if you have the ability to make a real hammer, if you don't have a real hammer, get out.

Wu Hongyan was stuck in his chest, he couldn't get up and down, he was so miserable that someone came to make trouble, and the only ones who could see this were the contestants at the scene, how fucking wicked is this? As a last resort, Wu Hongyan hastily deleted this Weibo, fearing that it would be used by those who want to hype it up. The good thing is that I didn't bring my mobile phone when I entered the waiting area. No one recorded this incident, so I escaped a catastrophe.

Not long after, a self-proclaimed "Messenger of Justice" got a video and posted it on Weibo. He kindly @吴宏岩 and asked him: Do your fans know that you are so inconsistent

The video happened to be the scene of Wu Hongyan throwing cigarette butts into the trash can. It was obvious that the cleaning hand hadn't been taken out yet.

Wu Hongyan's fans immediately fell silent. In a short time, more than 500,000 fans lost more than 100,000 fans in an instant.

The milk powder who is the messenger of justice hides her merits and fame deeply. If you pretend to be a bitch, I will show off and tear off your mask. Born in the navy, fearless! In order to get rid of bad luck, they will do whoever bullies Yan Ran.

This incident once again refreshed the circle's perception of Yan Ran's koi's physique, whoever provoked who was unlucky.

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That night, Yan Ran checked the promotion list, and after seeing her name, she lay down on the big soft bed with satisfaction and yawned.

Wang Yiming stood at the bedroom door and knocked, "What's for dinner?"

Yan Ran waved his hand lazily, "I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat."

He is a demon, he doesn't have to eat every meal, it's okay to be hungry for a meal or two when he doesn't want to eat.

Wang Yiming was full of interest, "Let's go get some skewers! If it's hot, you have to get some skewers! How about buying you soda?"

Yan Ran waved his hand again weakly, "No, I just want to lie down."

Wang Yiming frowned, folded his arms and leaned against the door frame, and said helplessly, "Your habit is not good, how can you do it without eating? Didn't we agree to go play tomorrow? If you don't eat tonight, you won't have energy tomorrow. "

Yan Ran swiped her phone with her pillow in her arms, and yawned lazily, almost turning into a cat cake because she was too lazy, "Don't worry, I can climb the Great Wall without eating. If you can't, the master can throw you away." go up."

Wang Yiming rolled his eyes, and said to himself that he has really hurt you, and he has nothing to do with Yan Ran, "Then I'm going to eat, and I'll bring you some when I come back?"

Yan Ran hummed, stuffed the phone under the pillow, closed her eyes and fell asleep. If it wasn't for Wang Yiming, he really wanted to turn into his original body and roll. A little goblin like him who hasn't become a spirit for many years still likes to use his original body to act. He has no choice but to stay in front of people during the day. He must maintain his original body. At night, he must turn into a cat, but Wang Yiming is in the next room. In case, like last time, he, a human being, finds out that he has turned into a cat, wouldn't he be revealing his identity? He doesn't seal memories.

When Yan Ran thought of this, his whole body lost strength, and he didn't dare to sleep deeply.

Just when Yan Ran was drowsy, a spiritual energy flashed outside the door, Yan Ran shook his ears alertly, felt the familiar smell in that spiritual energy, and his eyes lit up.

Jiang Yan stood at the door and asked a gentleman through the door: "Master Yan, my husband asked me to pick you up to live in a nearby manor, do you want to go?"

Ah, I didn't expect to see you again so soon! Yan Ran jumped up from the bed, wide-eyed and energetically said: "Go!"