Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 32: Qin Jinli, you prodigal old man

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Yan Ran had a lot of playmates since he was a child, but unfortunately they all left Kunlun Mountain when he grew up, because he is too small and needs a lot of aura to transform, and it is impossible for his friends to wait for him all the time, etc. After holding him for seven or eight years, in the end the old monsters in the family refused to wait any longer, and kicked them out one by one, telling them to "all go and wander the world for me".

This is the first time Yan Ran has seen so many goblins communicate online at such an age.

Is he able to make goblin friends

He likes vixen, vixen is very good-looking, there is a female vixen named Daji, and her name is still popular.

There is no difference between goblin forums and human forums. The big sign says to abide by human discipline, eight honors and eight disgraces, prosperity, democracy and harmony. In short, it reminds everyone to pay attention to discipline when speaking. There are also many forums in it, including gossip, barter, and kind-hearted monsters doing charity, which have helped many human children. It's just that there are all goblins here, so it's easier to talk, and the messages are all from the standpoint of goblins.

For example: big gossip! Luo Yingdi, the actor in the entertainment industry, may be a radish spirit himself!

Dog blood! A certain human ran away after bumping into someone, and when he got home, he found that it was his own cub!

funny! A certain flower demon pretended to be a human and forgot her age. After 106 years old, she grew old rapidly, which attracted human talk about it!

Yan Ran was so curious that she wanted to poke in and have a look, wow! The gathering place of goblins is so interesting!

Yan Ran browsed briefly, and then returned to the beginning. There is a big picture here, with the headline news page written on it. The page is exaggerated, and there are a few large characters: The fairy circle you want to follow is big Events, all here!

Yan Ran clicked in easily, and a string of big red characters came into view: Shocked! The legendary Fortune Fairy suddenly appeared on the forum for the purpose of...

For what, you can tell me!

Curiosity killed the cat, Yan Ran couldn't control his cat's paw, clicked in, and then saw a very cold and impactful word: ticket!

The goblins below all worshiped the great god like crazy, Yan Ran looked forward to it, when will he be so powerful, and they all worship the god as soon as he comes out? He felt wrong when he clicked in. Isn't this link the Weibo where he asked for votes? Why is this style of asking for tickets so familiar? Lucky Immortal

"Brother Yu, this can't be you?" Yan Ran put his face in front of Qin Jinli's eyes, carefully looked at Qin Jinli's expressionless handsome face, and wanted to reach out his claws and pull his face , give me some expression, hello!

Qin Jinli stretched out a finger, pushed Yan Ran's small face away, and hummed lightly as a response.

Yan Ran was shocked for a while, and was so moved that he was about to cry. With Brother Yu's temper, he actually went to canvass for him! This is just a gourmet competition on the webcast platform. How many votes can an artist in the entertainment industry get? With just one word from Brother Yu, the number of votes has increased from two million to more than ten million, and the number of followers in normal competitions is not even ten million.

Yan Ran touched Qin Jinli's sleeve and pulled it towards him, "Brother Yu, I'll cook for you for two hundred years."

Qin Jinli looked at his cuffs and said coldly, "Less."

Yan Ran immediately corrected: "Three hundred years?"

"Heh!" Still very dissatisfied.

Yan Ran understands, what Brother Yu means is that a big monster like me who is so cold and powerful can give you a little fairy who just climbed out of the valley to canvass for votes, and you only cook for me for three hundred years. Don't know what it means to be grateful and what it means to be as heavy as a mountain

Yan Ran took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said cruelly, "Well, no matter what time, as long as you want to eat my cooking, I'll be there for you."

The promises of goblins cannot be easily changed, so most goblins would not promise anything, Yan Ran's words are almost like swearing.

Only then was Qin Jinli satisfied, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. Yan Ran, who was in a good mood, stroked twice on the head. The soft hair, although not as tactile as when he was in the cat shape, still feels good.

After Qin Jinli's canvassing and Cen Tongen's canvassing, Yan Ran's votes had grown to 13 million. No matter how hard he tried, the second place only had 5 million votes. The organizer of the food contest did not expect that it was just a competition, and the contestants could get such a high number of votes, and they all worked hard to earn traffic. But no matter how hard he struggled, Yan Ran's first place in the fourth game was decided, because even if he didn't get a vote during the live cooking process, the people behind couldn't catch up with him.

Therefore, Yan Ran was very calm.

Xiao Naruko, who was not in a hurry to kill the eunuch, finally calmed down for a while.

The two of them also made a phone call to the village. Uncle Dajun didn't know how to record videos or send photos, so he could only verbally reassure Yan Ran and the others, "There is nothing wrong at home, and the No. 1 fish pond is still the same. People in the village threw a handful of grass into the fish pond when they were free, and they were all happy. The fry on the 2nd were also living well, and they were fed on time every day, and they grew very fast. I planted the lotus root that Yan Ran wanted , on one corner, a small sharp corner has begun to appear in the past two days, and Heidan and Goudan are also quite good, and they have gained weight and height." Uncle Dajun reported the situation at home in a serious manner, and he could still hear Barking dogs on the opposite side.

"What are Heidan and Goudan? Uncle Dajun, they are Boboba and Babobo!" Wang Yiran jumped here anxiously, "Change it back! Heidan is too low!"

"Black egg, dog egg!"

"Wow! Wow!"

Uncle Dajun said seriously: "Good boy!"

Wang Yiming: "..."

"Hahahaha..." Yan Ran couldn't help laughing, "Bunboba is a ghost, Bunboba is a fish, not a dog! Why don't you call them roaring dogs! I think they should be called Ximen Tiezhu and Dongfang Cuihua!"

Wang Yiming just wanted to hit him!

Uncle Dajun, too, was very disgusted with Wang Yiming's two names, "I know that such an awkward dog name for you brat, Yan Ran can't do such an unreliable thing."

Wang Yiming:

Is this what he looks like now? Where is Yan Ran so cute? He just looks cute!

In the end, Uncle Dajun cheered them both up, "Don't worry about the competition, the whole village is waiting for you to go back, Yan Ran will definitely win the first place, the banner will be embroidered soon, and it will be hung up when you come back."

Yan Ran happily thanked Uncle Dajun and the elders and aunts of the whole village. He was full of fighting spirit, and he was embarrassed to go back if he didn't take the first place this time.

When Wang Yiming thought of that scene, he couldn't help covering his face, he really wanted to die!

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In the fourth game, twelve into six.

Yan Ran has become the object of everyone's attention, because he has never seen such a powerful first place in votes, and he is also the first place when he comes to do nothing.

This time the comparison is pasta, and the materials are also readily available. As a chef, you usually focus on doing the same thing. This competition took care of everyone and compared everything, so we only talked about pasta, and the contestants can play freely.

Yan Ran planned to make soup dumplings because he wanted to eat them himself.

Guantangbao originated in the Northern Song Dynasty. It is said that there are paintings selling Guantangbao on the Qingming River Map, which can be said to have a long history. Eating soup dumplings is the trinity of eating noodles, eating meat, and eating soup. The method is simple and most people know how to make it, but how it tastes depends on the craftsmanship of the pastry chef.

Yan Ran started kneading noodles, throwing noodles, waking up stuffing, making buns, and the movements were as skillful as a child playing with mud. Others also thought of making soup dumpling, which was obviously different from Yan Ran's method. The host asked curiously: "Others are kneading noodles, but you are throwing noodles. Is there something special about that?"

The corners of Yan Ran's mouth curled up, and he explained in a good-tempered manner: "The noodles that fall out are soft, but they taste chewy, that's what grandpa always does."

The way other teachers looked at Yan Ran also found it fresh. Only Teacher Wang kept staring at Yan Ran. The concentration and excitement in his eyes attracted the attention of many people. He is a researcher of traditional cuisine, many delicacies or production methods have been lost, and what Yan Ran uses is very similar to a production method in the records. And this technique was completed by his master, he taught it to his master, and his master taught him again, who did Yan Ran's grandfather learn from

Discovering Mr. Wang's anomaly, the host asked, "Does Mr. Wang have anything to say?"

Teacher Wang stood up and asked Yan Ran: "I am very interested in Yan Ran's cooking method, which is very similar to the method of a famous court pastry chef in the Song Dynasty recorded in the data. Can you ask, Yan Ran, your grandfather? Where is the teacher's inheritance?"

Yan Ran put the last bun on the steamer, and said obediently: "I don't know, anyway, my grandfather has always been good at cooking, and he doesn't say who he learned from." Anyway, it's been more than a hundred years, Grandpa is always the same, cooking in human form, lying in the sun drying hair in cat form, and going to the next mountain to beat tigers when he is bored. It is said that he used to be a cook and a teacher. Who knows what he said Is it real.

The soup dumpling is steamed for about ten minutes. If someone else can strike up a conversation with Mr. Wang, he must try to curry favor with him, but Yan Ran’s eyes are all on his two baskets of steamed stuffed buns. Mr. Wang asked Nothing came out, so I could only sit down.

After the buns were steamed, Yan Ran tasted them first, and felt that they tasted good, so she nodded herself. As soon as he finished, the camera focused on him. Yan Ran's steamed buns had thin skins and big fillings. They were thin and transparent. One bite was full of soup and meat. After experiencing the lost production technique that Mr. Wang said, more eyes focused on him. Everyone wanted to know whether this kind of steamed buns tasted good after steaming. Even Mr. Wang was waiting, waiting. The steamed stuffed bun is served on the judging panel. At this time, after Yan Ran finished eating one, he picked up another one.

Teacher Wong:…

Audiences:…

Yan Ran's fans are all furious, what the hell! This foodie! !

The judges are looking at you eagerly, can't you see it!

Don't eat your ancestors, you are competing, if you want to eat, let's go home and eat as much as you want!

It's over, Naiyan has started the big eater foodie mode!

Naiyan, who deducted points for eating shrimp, is online again.

Wang Yiming, who was watching the live broadcast, had no love in his life, but Yan Rancai was really ignorant! I really want to hit the boss, what should I do!

Sensing the resentment coming from everywhere, Yan Ran hastily stuffed the last steamed stuffed bun in the cage into his mouth, and took his own work to the judges' seat, but the one in his mouth hadn't been swallowed yet, causing his mouth to bulge of.

An elderly female judge teacher saw his immature face, wide-eyed and innocent, and was also happy, and asked him with a smile: "Hungry?"

Yan Ran smiled shyly, feeling hungry.

The teachers were all amused, "Eighteen or nineteen is the time to grow taller, you can eat and grow."

Yan Ran nodded quickly, agreeing with this sentence, the teacher is right, he can still grow!

A row of people rolled over on the barrage: Foodies! ! !

There is no doubt about the results of this competition. Yan Ran won the first place with a super high online support rate, the second place was a plate of yuba, the third place was eight knives, and the results of the Blue Danube have been very stable, either third or first Four. The fifth is a fat uncle, who is said to own a restaurant at home. The sixth is a more rigid Mediterranean bald uncle, who is said to be a teacher of physics.

In this competition, six out of twelve, the number of people has been set, and the top three will be compared in the next round.

After the competition, all the contestants exchanged a few words enthusiastically. At least during the live broadcast, it made people feel that their relationship was very harmonious. Yan Ran looked and looked from left to right, with a calm expression on his face. Human beings are really strange. Although they are not on good terms, they are even competing with each other, but they are all expressing their kindness to each other. Maybe this is the legendary knowledge of face. The elf who has been in the world for a short time, he really hasn't learned it yet.

A plate of bean curd, Miss Yan Ran's attitude is lukewarm, but she can still talk when they meet each other. Originally, a beautiful young lady was firmly ranked first, but she lost to a boy in the end. When I thought of someone He was canvassing for votes, and there was a real wealthy friend in the entertainment industry standing in front of him. The young lady is not stupid, so she naturally knows that Yan Ran cannot be provoked. Who are people? If you are too enthusiastic, there will be ghosts.

The Badaoliu fat man still hides when he sees Yan Ran. On the contrary, Yan Ran always wants to play with him. Are you all fairies? They are not very old, so why don’t they play together? He really doesn’t know how to become a spirit. fish! After seeing Brother Yu's aura, the little octopus's aura is so weak that he doesn't even want to use it to stuff his teeth. The ultimate goal is to eat Brother Yu... Ahhh! It is to absorb more of Brother Yu's aura, absorbing it for a day is more effective than eating the little fish demon.

Just when Yan Ran was so scared that the little fat man ran around with a smile, a young man stopped Yan Ran's way, "Hi, my name is Wen Yan, id Blue Danube."

Yan Ran blinked, and introduced himself seriously like other humans: "Hi, my name is Yan Ran, and I am a lucky cat who loves fish."

Wen Yan looks very stable, a bit mature, he smiled and asked: "Can I exchange WeChat IDs with you?"

"Okay." Yan Ran happily added WeChat with the other party, without any ambiguity. Wen Yan was a little speechless when he saw his eyes, this kid is really careless, and he is not afraid of being tricked.

Yan Ran showed off to Wang Yiming after returning, "Today someone took the initiative to add me on WeChat, I checked, he is a good person."

Wang Yiming just wanted to say hello to him, your eyes can tell the good and bad of people, why do you want the police uncle to do it.

That night, Wen Yan sent a WeChat message to Yan Ran: It may be presumptuous to say these words. I want to thank you for the matter of Zhang Feng and Wang Jiu before. Because of your relationship, Zhang Feng and Wang Jiu were sentenced, and several were framed. Internet celebrities have washed themselves white. "Pink Guoguo" is my friend, and her depression is cured now, thank you very much.

Yan Ran: Self-inflicted, I can't live, I was also wronged, if you want to thank, go thank the police uncle.

Wen Yan: Okay, thank you Uncle Policeman. We can study cooking together when we have time. Although my level is not as good as yours, I can cook Western food and we can communicate with each other.

Yan Ran curled her lips, alas, this human being is so scary, if you are smart, you don't want it, and you can see that he can't cook Western food, it's scary! But the other party has no bad intentions, they can still play together, it doesn't matter if they are scheming, as long as they don't harm others, they are good people.

Yan Ran: Okay~

Wen Yan looked at these two words and studied them for a long time, but he couldn't figure out whether Yan Ran was really stupid or not.

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Teacher Wang of the jury was recommending Yan Ran's competition video in this competition to an old friend.

"This is the child I want to recommend to you, a very spiritual child. Let's see if it works. If possible, I will ask you tomorrow."

Teacher Wang has a friend who studies food and is making a documentary about traditional Chinese food. This kind of program is too biased, so it didn't get sponsorship, not even a host. It’s hard to find guests to participate, and I can’t give them a little money. Those who can come to participate are those who really like cooking, or some heirs of old crafts, who want to pass on the craftsmanship. It is very difficult to find people every time. , Teacher Wang thought of Yan Ran. The soup dumpling originated in the Northern Song Dynasty and has a long history. Yan Ran can definitely do it for a period.

After watching Yan Ran's method of steaming steamed buns, Mr. Liu knew what the old friend meant. "His method is quite similar to the method recorded in the incomplete palace chef's materials. Does this kid have a master?"

Teacher Wang smiled helplessly, "You will know when you see him. He is a very simple child. He said that his grandfather taught him how to cook. I heard that he is a child in the mountains. He has never been to school and can't read. Grandpa taught it, and he can't tell what exactly his grandpa does."

"That's fine," Teacher Liu joked cheerfully, "This is still a treasure, please ask me if he can come."

After Yan Ran received the news, Wang Yiming happened to be by his side, "It doesn't matter if you want to go, but now that you have signed a contract with Juan, he is also your agent, do you want to tell him, this kind of The show is recorded, and a greeting is fine."

Hearing people's persuasion to eat enough, Yan Ran felt that what Wang Yiming said was very reasonable. Juan took the position of his manager, so it would be better to say hello.

"This show doesn't have much money, and all I'm looking for are people who make snacks. They don't give much appearance fee for publicity, but I want to participate." Yan Ran's face is serious, it's about inheritance, it's very important.

Juan said with a good temper: "Then go."

Yan Ran looked at the phone screen again in disbelief, to make sure it was not a wrong call. They all said that the manager was a monkey, and would not let the artists under him take private jobs alone. Juan seemed to be quite talkative.

At this time, Juan said with a smile: "I just arrived in the capital today. Do you have time to come out to meet at noon tomorrow? We signed the contract, but we haven't met yet. You may not know What do I look like? People will laugh at me if I tell them.”

Yan Ran said happily: "That's good, see you at noon tomorrow."

Wang Yiming was not happy, and there was a faint smell of vinegar in the air, "He will be your manager, what will I do in the future?"

We agreed to fight together, but now there is someone who has experience and connections a hundred times stronger than you. Are you feeling overwhelmed

Yan Ran stands by the window, looking at the night scene outside the window, there is a lot of traffic, people come and go, there are many passers-by in a person's life, they can accompany you through the wind and rain, and they can stand by your side when thousands of people cast aside , is a true friend.

"Of course you are Mr. shit-shoveling officer. Managers are not as high-ranked as shit-shoveling officers. The shit-shoveler is a personal attendant." Yan Ran's voice is very soft, with a little milky voice. If he made any promises, If you don't look into his eyes, it may not be convincing, but listening to his voice is heart-warming. Looking at Yan Ran's thin back, Wang Yiming raised the corner of his mouth, "Okay, master, it's getting late, go early sleep."

Just as Wang Yiming returned to the room and lay down, the door was knocked again. When he opened the door, Yan Ran was holding two popsicles in his hand and handed him one.

Wang Yiming took it over, "Drinking soda and eating popsicles in the middle of the night, I don't care if you have diarrhea."

Yan Ran smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Look, I won't buy him popsicles."

Wang Yiming was stunned, saying that he was not moved would be a lie, he knew the gap between himself and Juan the most, just because of his words, Yan Ran tried to coax him, and went out to buy popsicles for him in the middle of the night. He suppressed the rosiness on his face, and rushed away awkwardly: "Okay, you should go to bed quickly!"

Yan Ran looked at his watch, it was eleven o'clock, the night was quiet, and many humans hadn't fallen asleep at this time, Yan Ran had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly asked: "Can you sleep? Or, let's have a live broadcast."

"Now?" Wang Yiming took a bite of the popsicle, and tried to persuade Yan Ran to leave with a look in his eyes, "What do you use for live broadcast in the hotel?"

"Well..." Yan Ran thought for a while, "Let them watch me eat popsicles! Chatting is also fine, I have a hunch that I will get rich tonight."

Wang Yiming complained about believing in your evil, while broadcasting a live broadcast to Yan Ran, "If you don't make a fortune tonight, I won't believe you in the future."

Yan Ran rolled his eyes, Wang Zhi was contemptuous, the shit shoveler didn't understand how keen his sense of money was.

Now, Yan Ran's Weibo fans have grown to 6.5 million. As an Internet celebrity, he is already top-notch. Only a small half of them like to watch him cook, and a small part of them think that they want to protect him. He can get the lucky navy, and the other half is the demon who wants to get Qin Jinxiang's luck. No matter how the fans come from, they are fans anyway. Yan Ran created the myth of the Internet celebrity circle within two months.

After the camera was turned on, Yan Ran crossed her legs and chatted with everyone in a relaxed tone, "It's been a long time since I've done a live broadcast alone, I'm taking a break from my busy schedule, let's have a chat before the rules of the next game are released."

Yan Ran opened his mouth, and the rewards swished, and the reasons were very strange:

I beg my son to be white-haired, not orange!

I beg the koi god to take a look at me!

I beg my wife that this litter is full of three flowers~

Buy candy for the little ancestor!

May the Great God rain to moisten all things!

I beg God to pass by my Dabei Mountain!

Call the little ancestor!

The little ancestor's live broadcast is so exciting!

The tourists in front didn't understand what it meant, but the last sentence came out. The name of the little ancestor of love is Yan Ran. Yan Ran obviously just can't sleep. What's so exciting? You are crazy!

Yan Ran was also taken aback, although the rewards were soaring, but this style of painting is simply crazy! So many neuroses!

The system is already crazy busy, and it is set to call whoever rewards it daddy, thanking daddy non-stop, the screen is full of daddy.

"Fuck!" Wang Yiming's scalp also went numb, are these people crazy? Heizi can't be, right? Heizi shouldn't be of this style, how dare you spend money, Yan Ran is really going to get rich, and a gold brick will fall off his head!

At this time, the system suddenly got stuck and stopped moving.

Wang Yiming is about to jump up, damn, this group of psychopaths have swiped the system, and they don't even call Dad! !

System: Thanks to VIP Supreme? Raising a cat dad for rewarding 100 super rockets!

Because I got stuck just now, it is particularly eye-catching to pop out such a sentence, 100! One is two thousand yuan, and one shot is two hundred thousand? ! Before everyone present had time to be shocked, the system started to scroll again.

System: Thanks to VIP Supreme? Raising a cat daddy for rewarding 100 seafood feasts!

System: Thanks to VIP Supreme? Raising a cat daddy for rewarding 100 submarines!

There was no sound in the live broadcast room for a moment. Before, Yan Ran was often rewarded by local tyrants, but he had never seen such a tyrant. Do not! In the entire Internet celebrity circle, I have never seen such a prodigal! This "raise a cat" is still a new account!

Yan Ran threw the popsicle away, picked up his phone and sent Qin Jinli a message: You prodigal man! ! You want to send money to my card! ! The platform draws 20%, are you stupid! ! !

Just as Qin Jinli wanted to send another 100 ships to Cat Zaier to catch fish, this message appeared on his phone.

The face of father fish turned black in an instant.