Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 34: Cat Guardian

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When several managers of the 517 special management department received the news and rushed over, they saw Qin Jinli holding a handsome young man in his hand, stepping on a rope that had been split into several sections by lightning, and then frozen into a rope. Hearing the big boa constrictor, the great god said coldly: "I treat him like a baby, how dare you lie to him and take away your luck for a thousand years."

As soon as this sentence was finished, the big vase that was standing on the side suddenly fell down and hit the boa constrictor. The boa constrictor, which was already struggling to breathe, twitched a few times, rolled its eyes in pain, and passed out completely.

And the little goblin standing behind the big god, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, put up two thumbs up: Give big brother a thumbs up!

The managers were dumbfounded, what kind of fairy combination is this

Yan Ran didn't care what the person was doing, and looked at Qin Jinli's handsome side face with admiration, sparks almost appeared in his big eyes, Brother Yu is super handsome!

It would be great when he can have such power. Not only can he beat snake spirits, but he can also beat mouse spirits, making all the deceitful evil spirits look for their teeth everywhere.

After this incident, Yan Ran also understood that not all big monsters have the heart to protect calves, and not all goblins are like those goblin grandpas and grandmas in Kunlun Mountain, who will kindly pick up some little goblins and bring them back to raise. , Some goblins can still deceive the same kind, specifically to deceive little goblins who don't know much about the world.

Qin Jinli also took advantage of this to beat Yan Ran, "Besides me, don't trust other monsters, they will treat you as food."

Yan Ran looked at Qin Jinli's deep eyes, and quickly nodded to remember that brother Yu is too serious, it must be true, the big monster is really scary.

The people in the management department were all relieved to see that Qin Jinli had stopped and did not kill the python. Now there are fewer and fewer goblins, and it is not easy for those who can survive the catastrophe. Even if it is a bad goblin, they can put him in prison, reform him, and turn him into a good goblin that is beneficial to society , After he came out, he made a good atonement. It would be a pity to die.

However, this snake would be better off dead if it had taken away its thousand-year luck. They suspected that the Great God didn't want to kill him, but deliberately kept him to make him regret it.

Several managers rushed up, and the older one bowed respectfully to Qin Jinli, "I'm Ji Xiru, I've met Mr. Qin. If you don't have other things, sir, can you take this snake demon with me?" Go back to education?"

Qin Jinli glanced at them indifferently, he was too lazy to talk to unfamiliar people.

Standing on tiptoe, Yan Ran curiously looked at the so-called managers from behind Qin Jinli, and found that there are some demons, so she couldn't help being even more curious. The demons tell humans their identities, can they still coexist peacefully like this? If he told Wang Yiming his identity, would he be able to roll around at home at will

Ji Xiru was still bowed, unable to get up without hearing Qin Jinli's words.

Yan Ran saw that the other party was a human being, and it was not easy at such an age. Behind Qin Jinli, he gently poked the other party's waist with his finger, "Brother, he is talking to you, so please hum."

Qin Jinli: "Yes."

Yan Ran was speechless, Brother Yu was really too cold.

The people in the management department looked at Yan Ran in disbelief, what is the origin of this little monster, the God of Fortune actually listened to his advice! Looking at the hands that the two are still holding together, everyone is stunned. In their lifetime, they saw a fish raising a cat.

After Qin Jinli's "approval", the management staff carried the boa constrictor that had been broken into several pieces onto the stretcher, and used spiritual energy to connect his body first, and then the two of them carried it back to the management department , At this time, one side of the stretcher suddenly snorted and broke!

The body of the boa constrictor lying on it rolled to the ground, and was broken into two pieces again. This was not over yet, the staff member who carried him confiscated his foot and stepped on it. The boa constrictor screamed in pain, "Kill me, I'd rather die than be so unlucky for a thousand years! I won't lie anymore, I won't lie again!"

A young man with thick glasses in the team persuaded him earnestly: "A monster must have the persistence of a monster. Don't move and die or live. It is not easy to practice for so many years. If your body is broken, you can reconnect it. Anyway, you are a snake. It won’t die if it’s broken into several pieces, but after serving its sentence, it’s still a good snake, and it can still make contributions to the people, why do you think it’s so difficult for you?”

"Talk! Wrong connection! You fell off!" A manager found a snake's body from behind the door, and rushed out holding it.

Xiao Wang looked at the awkward snake body, said "Oh" in embarrassment, pushed the thick glasses, and looked closer, "It's really uneven in thickness, sorry, you have to take it apart and put it back on again, bear with me." Take it easy, it won't hurt in a while."

Hearing this, the boa constrictor fainted again.

Yan Ran hid behind Qin Jinli, speechless, the boa constrictor is so miserable! Brother Yu is amazing!

Qin Jinli pulled Yan Ran, too lazy to look here.

At this time, a purple aura flashed in front of his eyes, and a young man in a white windbreaker stood in front of Qin Jinli, blocked the two of them with his arms outstretched, and greeted them with a playful smile: "Yo!"

This man has fair skin, a pair of raised phoenix eyes, a straight bridge of nose, a slightly hooked nose, and the upturned corners of his mouth have a bit of bohemian flavor, which is very masculine.

Qin Jinli stopped and looked at each other coldly. Yan Ran looked at the eyes of the two and felt that they should know each other.

The management personnel who were busy hurriedly greeted: "Director Bai!"

Bai Jing waved her hand to let them all go to work, her eyes fell on Yan Ran, she sized him up carefully, the figure had already come to Yan Ran's side in a flash, and asked with interest: "This is the baby you raised You look so good-looking, oh, the little mouth has lip dimples, and it will definitely be a sexy beauty in a few years. Little brother, what's your name?"

Qin Jinli frowned, the figure flickered, and he was already in front of Yan Ran, and said lightly: "Don't look at dirty things, rotten eyes."

Yan Ran nodded obediently, and looked at Qin Jinli's back seriously, not looking at dirty things.

"Hey! Who is the dirty thing?" Bai Jing's figure swayed again, and stretched out a finger with a smile, wanting to poke Yan Ran's face, Yan Ran subconsciously tilted her head, just trying to avoid it, a cold murderous look flashed in front of her eyes Sweeping, a blood-red long knife swept across, the air was buzzed by the spiritual energy, thunder appeared in the sky, the rain suddenly became heavier, and the weather suddenly became colder.

Even with the protection of Qin Jinli's aura, Yan Ran quickly took out the umbrella that Qin Jinli gave him from his pocket, fearing that the rain would wet his hair, and calmly looked at Qin Jinli, "cool, crazy, domineering and pulling" ", not at all trying to persuade a fight. No matter who Brother Yu beats, he will support him, this is the basic principle of being a fanboy!

Bai Jing had already jumped more than ten meters away, her fair face flushed slightly, shocked by Qin Jinli's murderous aura, "I'm just kidding you, you even sacrificed your knife, what are you doing?!"

Qin Jinli glanced at the other party indifferently, "I told you a long time ago, I never joke, and next time, I will cut off your restless claws."

Bai Jing narrowed her eyes, looked at Qin Jinli, who acted like if you dare to provoke me, I would dare to chop you off, the corner of her mouth curled up, and her face returned to normal, "Okay, I won't mess with him in the future, please calm down."

Only then did the onlookers heave a sigh of relief. They originally asked the director to come to stabilize Qin Jinli, but now he is looking for excitement as soon as he comes, and he will be scared to death!

Qin Jinli put away the knife, his expression softened, and he said to Yan Ran, "Let's go."

Yan Ran walked a few steps obediently, came to Qin Jinli's side, stuck out her tongue and made a gesture of wiping Bai Jing's neck, proudly provoking the other party: "Little boy, I'll let you die like this with your hands and feet!"

Bai Jing burst out laughing, looking at Yan Ran with more and more interested eyes, then looking at the umbrella in Yan Ran's hand, Bai Jing waved to them with a smile, "Goodbye~"

A murderous god like Qin Jinli actually raised a cute little monster. After the test just now, he found out that this little monster is Qin Jinli's weakness. If he offended Qin Jinli, he might not want to talk to you because he is lazy. After killing that little demon with no resistance, the God of Slaughter may reappear in the world. The entire dragon clan that Qin Jinli killed by himself has not slowed down until now. This kind of monster who doesn't know how to save face, will not show mercy to others, and is not afraid of divine punishment has finally settled down. As the manager of the monster clan in the world, Bai Jing I don't want to be against Qin Jinli.

He instructed: "Tell the brothers under your command that they will all have long eyes in the future, and take care of this little monster when they encounter it, and don't make us, Great God Qin, unhappy."

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After returning to the hotel, Yan Ran still felt embarrassed, and even bought a piece of fake jade for Brother Yu, which was not worthy of Brother Yu's identity at all. Brother Yu helped him so much, he is a senior, I really want nothing to repay him . I can't help you with anything, and I don't need any fish brother, except for cooking for the other party, there is nothing else.

Qin Jinli felt the kitten's depression, and raised his hand to rub his head. Yan Ran raised his head and looked at the person in front of him in confusion. He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he actually felt comforted in this moment. the meaning of.

"This little gourd is very unique, I like it very much." After Qin Jinli finished speaking, he hung the little gourd on his phone, and said in a gentle tone: "Well, it's suitable."

Yan Ran suddenly smiled and rolled his eyes, "It's beautiful!"

Qin Jinli smiled, "I'll ask them to return the cheated money to you."

Yan Ran nodded with a smile, "This way the folks will keep their money for road construction."

Qin Jinli's slender fingers lightly brushed Yan Ran's chin, looked at Yan Ran's slightly raised lips, pointed his index finger on his lips, and frowned slightly, the longer he looks, the better he looks. Wouldn't someone without eyes come to snatch his cat

"Huh?" Yan Ran tilted her head in confusion.

Qin Jinli simply let go of the breath that was bound in Yan Ran's body, letting all the fairies know that this is his cat.

"I'll send you pocket money tomorrow."

Yan Ran still wanted to ask why he didn't keep a low profile, but before he even opened his mouth, he was fooled by the pocket money.

"Brother Yu is so handsome!" the flattering cat went online instantly.

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In the afternoon, Yan Ran cooked several soups, and in the evening, he brought Qin Jinli to the table one by one, "Brother Yu, pork loin tonifying kidney soup, for strengthening yang. Codonopsis yam and pig pancreas soup, suitable for the elderly. Beef stewed in water and radish Soup, nourishing yin and strengthening yang. Red dates and mutton chops, Shouwu soup, nourishing yin and yang. Ganoderma lucidum nourishing soup, suitable for the elderly, deer Qi chicken soup, nourishing yin and strengthening yang. Which one do you like?"

Qin Jinli frowned, inexplicably disgusted, either the old people drink or the aphrodisiac, are you sure it's for him

Yan Ran saw him frowning, and felt a sudden rush in his heart, "Brother Yu, don't do this kind of action, you have to show a very happy look, ah! What a delicious pot of soup, which one do you like? One will be the first! Please have a taste!"

Yan Ran diligently took out the small bowls, made a large spoonful from one bowl, and handed it to Qin Jinli's mouth, his big eyes blinked and blinked, all begging, begging for favor.

Jiang Yan, who was drinking a small bowl of soup at the side, swallowed the soup in his mouth with a sullen face. The... old man in his bowl?

Yan Ran looked back at Jiang Yan, the great goblin who had been by Qin Jinli's side for many, many years, and asked with concern, "Mr. Butler, would you like another bowl of heart-nourishing soup?"

The corner of Jiang Yan's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile, "Thank you Young Master Yan for your concern, this bowl is enough."

Although the taste is delicious and refreshing after a sip, the effect makes him unable to drink it. A soup that is suitable for the elderly should not be suitable for him.

Yan Ran had no choice but to look at Qin Jinli with a bowl in his hand. You see that Jiang Yan has already drank a bowl, so you should take a sip too.

Qin Jinli had a cold face, with disgust in his eyes.

Yan Ran sighed, this picky fish is really too difficult to feed, what about omnivorous? What can I do when I get old? Yan Ran pulled up a chair, sat next to Qin Jinli, picked up a small spoon, and fed as long as he didn't eat, and he couldn't regress on the question of eating, "I've been up all afternoon, even if you make me look good, I still have to drink Take a bite."

Qin Jinli pursed his thin lips, looked at it coldly for a while, and finally couldn't resist Yan Ran's pitiful gaze, and opened his mouth.

Yan Ran hurriedly fed him, and curiously approached him and asked, "How is it? Does it taste good?"

Qin Jinli kept silent with a cold face, but the taste was okay. If he didn't listen to those messy introductions, he might drink more.

Yan Ran quickly put down the bowl in his hand, and picked up the next one, "Try this again?"

Qin Jinli silently refused with a cold face, he didn't need aphrodisiac stuff.

Yan Ran had no choice but to take a sip by herself, "It tastes good, why do you dislike it so much? Take a sip."

Qin Jinli couldn't resist Yan Ran's soft and hard foam, and took another sip. Yan Ran hurriedly asked: "Compared with the one just now, how does this taste? Which one is better?"

"almost."

"How can it be similar? The materials used are different. You have to tell which one you like, and the one you like will definitely win the first place."

Qin Jinli listened to the meow meow in his ear, and picked up the bowl in front of him tiredly, no need to feed, he drank by himself. There is quite a posture of breaking a jar.

Yan Ran was overjoyed, and happily pushed the bowls over, dragging his chin with both hands, watching Qin Jinli finish the six bowls of soup intently, waiting for a result.

Qin Jinli wiped his mouth after drinking, and under Yan Ran's expectant eyes, said lightly: "It's not good."

Yan Ran:! ! !

"Ahhh! I really want to eat fish!!!" Yan Ran was about to die of anger, jumped up and kicked the floor, the cat ears on the top of her head were flickering, because she was so excited, she was about to pop out. This smelly fish! He fed him enough, but he didn't even have a nice word to say, so what's the use of keeping it, let's stew it!

Qin Jinli calmly took the mouthwash brought by Jiang Yan, and watched Yan Ran jumping up and down behind him, feeling inexplicably better, with the corners of his mouth curled up.

Yan Ran came behind Qin Jinli with a sullen face, jumped up and threw himself on Qin Jinli's back, "I'm going to murder the fish! Are you afraid?"

Qin Jinli stood up calmly, carrying the crazy Yan Ran on his back, as if carrying a cloud of air, lazily went upstairs to sleep.

Yan Ran just wanted to say: mmp!

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On the second day, in the semi-finals, the game was six to three.

When Yan Ran came to Fengxiang Hotel, he was still complaining about Qin Jinli in his heart. If he didn't tell, he wouldn't tell. He just did it casually. Isn't it just six to three? Domestic fish.

At this time, the phone ticked, and Yan Ran knew it was from Qin Jinli, even though he was upset, he took it out to read it immediately.

Can't cook in one pot: those soups, all good.

The corners of Yan Ran's mouth curled up uncontrollably, the bleating unhappiness in his heart disappeared instantly, and he thought that this fish had eyesight.

Brother Yu should curry favor with him now, otherwise he won't let him eat when he gets old.