Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 39: He just wants to sleep with you

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Yan Ran was taken aback by Qin Jinli's words, what does fresh dragon meat mean? Is that what he meant

"No, brother, calm down! It's a legal society now, and it's against the law to eat fresh dragon meat!" Yan Ran hurriedly advised Qin Jinli not to cause trouble. Why is it that such a big man can't do things well? They say that people with low spiritual power can't go out. Don't worry, it's even more worrying to go out with high spiritual power, because he dares to do anything, and he can still do it.

Qin Jinli frowned, and gave Yan Ran a legitimate reason not to break the law by eating dragon meat, "Nobody cares about those caught abroad."

The corner of Yan Ran's mouth twitched, thinking which dragon was so unlucky to meet this ferocious koi when he went abroad, he patiently persuaded him: "No one cares about it and you can't catch it, there are so few dragons now The species is extinct, and if you want to eat it, the members of their family are not allowed to take revenge on you? I heard that the people of the Dragon Clan are very protective of their shortcomings, and they protect their shortcomings indiscriminately. As long as they hit the dragon, they will all rush up."

At this moment, Qin Jinli saw a dangerous light in Qin Jinli's eyes, and Yan Ran instantly interpreted: I'm afraid they won't come, and if they come, they will all die!

Yan Ran immediately understood that Brother Yu must have enmity with the dragon clan, and he coaxed in a good-tempered manner: "What's so delicious about dragon meat? If it's sour or not rubbish, that species is not good, and fresh dragon meat is definitely not good either." Eat, let's not eat them, I will cook for you when you come back."

Qin Jinli walked to the window and looked up at the stars all over the sky. Yan Ran couldn't understand the expression in his eyes, but through the screen, Yan Ran could feel that the other party was unhappy.

"Brother," Yan Ran felt a little uncomfortable, and his tone was softer, "You have to see how beautiful the stars are, don't think about what these stars have witnessed, they can see whatever they want, don't they have to live? Besides, you see They might as well look at me, I can talk, can they?"

Qin Jinli looked like Yan Ran, looking at the unconcealable worry in his clear eyes, "Do you know what I'm thinking?"

"No, I can feel your emotions. There is an old saying that only cats can understand fish." Anyway, Yan Ran doesn't know where he heard this famous saying, and it is very suitable here.

After being meowed by Yan Ran, Qin Jinli inexplicably felt a lot more comfortable all over, and temporarily gave up the idea of catching that dragon to stew, and asked Yan Ran gently, "Are you looking for me, what's the matter?"

"Yeah." Yan Ran meowed at Qin Jinli about what Juan told him, but he didn't know what to do. Is it really good for a person like him who has no acting skills to enter that circle? He is not afraid of embarrassing himself, what he is most worried about is smashing Brother Yu's signboard, this show is organized by a company under Brother Yu.

Qin Jinli turned cold, "That's it?"

Yan Ran felt aggrieved, "I can't call you now?"

"No," looking at Yan Ran's little expression, he blurted out words of comfort. Qin Jinli sighed, and there was nothing he could do about Yan Ran, "You can do it, don't be afraid." He thought Yan Ran was missing him, thinking behave in a spoiled manner.

With just such a sentence, Yan Ran suddenly felt very confident. Everyone said that he was fine, so he must be fine!

"Brother Yu, I'll hang up first, I'll call Juan!" After Yan Ran hung up the phone in a hurry, he quickly contacted Juan again. He didn't know much about this, and he wanted to entertain in the future If you are a fan, you have to ask your agent to help.

After Juan agreed, he said happily: "Well, I will shift my focus to you in the future, or let's meet again, and I will go find you."

"Uh... I'm very remote here, and most people can't find a place."

"It's okay, I have a special ability to move, I'm a vixen."

Yan Ran:? ?

You said all vixens are beauties? Juan's appearance is not beautiful at all!

Yan Ran, who has always wanted to see the beauty of a vixen in his prime, feels that his three views have been impacted. Juan is not as good-looking as a handsome and white human figure, what kind of vixen is he! Sister Bai is so beautiful, why is her fellow clan so chubby and fat! Yan Ran hung up the phone angrily, and sent her location to Juan. When she looked up, she saw Wang Yiming standing at the door of the kitchen with an empty plate. Yan Ran coughed and said calmly: " Are you full? Go back to rest when you are tired, and do it tomorrow."

Wang Yiming mechanically put the bowl aside, and habitually picked up a clean kitchen towel to wipe the cat bowl clean, then washed his own plate, wiped it clean, put it in the cupboard for disinfection, and followed a puppet from beginning to end Same, didn't say a word.

Yan Ran looked at the other person's stiff face, narrowed his eyes, and leaned over secretly, asking in a low voice, "Xiao Naruko, are you okay?"

Wang Yiming nodded subconsciously, feeling that he was still a little confused.

Yan Ran patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and said earnestly: "Very well, there are so many unknowns in this world, and slowly you will find that the world is wider than you imagined, Xiao Naruko, you want to With a firm will, when will your master be your master, understand?"

Wang Yiming nodded. In fact, he didn't understand at all. When he walked out, his hands and feet were the same, his whole body was stiff, and he almost tripped himself when he stepped up the steps. When he arrived at his home, his mind was full of "brother fish... dragon meat... vixen..." For the first time, Wang Yiming didn't want to have such good hearing.

Wang Yiming fell headfirst on the bed, covered his head and rolled around several times, jumped up under the puzzled eyes of his dog son, rushed to the study, found a simple and simple box from the drawer, and opened it. A piece of letter paper made of the skin of an unknown animal. It is thin. After so many years, it is still stronger than cloth. When he opened it, Wang Yiming froze in astonishment, the words on it... changed! ! !

There was also a piece of text before, written like mosquito legs lined up, he couldn't understand it at all. Now the font on it has changed, and it says something like this: The descendants of the Wang family of the wolf family should remember to protect the descendants of the Yan family from generation to generation. , The sky struck by lightning.

Wang Yiming held his head and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt again, feeling a faint headache, but the thoughts in his mind became clearer and clearer. He had a bad premonition, as if he had come into contact with another world. He thought of the difference between Yan Ran and normal people during this period of getting along, thought of what his grandfather said before he died, thought of his hearing that was different from ordinary people since he was a child, and thought of the scene when he went to the mountains when he was a child and met wolves , Thinking of the parents he had never seen since he was a child, coincidentally, Yan Ran had never met his parents either. The wolf clan... How did a wolf clan come out? What kind of demon is it? Wang Yiming rolled around on the bed, feeling like he was going crazy, what was going on

This night, Wang Yiming didn't sleep well.

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Early the next day, as soon as Yan Ran woke up, she heard someone shouting outside: "Little Yan Ran, your courier has arrived at the village chief's house, you can ask Yiming to pick it up together, it's a big box, very heavy !"

Today's weather is a bit cold, the mountain wind blows ahead of time, Yan Ran shrugged his neck when he went out, looked up at the blue sky, and muttered sighingly: "It's cold, and it's time to moult again."

"Xiao Naruko! Wake up and go to work!" Yan Ran came to Wang Yiming's house with graceful catwalks, and found that the door was ajar. Wang Yiming, who just fell asleep at night, sat up in fright. As soon as he looked up, Yan Ran had already arrived at the door of his bedroom, like a ghost, he didn't know how to float in.

Wang Yiming blinked, and when he realized that he was about to scream, Yan Ran quickly grabbed the water glass on the table and put it on Wang Yiming's mouth, "Drink some water, calm down, and follow me to pick up the courier."

Wang Yiming gulped it down, calmed down instantly, got out of bed quickly, wiped his face, pretended to be calm and said, "Where can I get it?"

Yan Ran was amused, and took out two hot buns from his pocket, "Let's go while eating, what's wrong with you, you didn't sleep well, you have dark circles under your eyes."

Wang Yiming took the bun and was stunned for a while, then hummed, took a bite of the bun, breathed in the fresh air in the mountains, and smiled, "It's okay, I thought about something."

Yan Ran blinked in surprise, that expression seemed to say that you can think about things with your IQ, and asked curiously, "Have you figured it out?"

Wang Yiming ate up a bun in a few mouthfuls, nodded heavily, "I figured it out, let's go and pick up the express delivery!"

One day at a time, it is enough to be worthy of one's conscience, no matter whether he is normal or not, for the sake of the hot meat buns, Wang Yiming has given up struggling.

The express delivery this time was not as big as usual, it was just a container. Wang Yiming asked angrily, "Did you get scammed again? What did you buy online again?!"

Yan Ran shook her head innocently, "I didn't buy it, but the kitchen utensils as a gift."

"Ah!" Wang Yiming finally remembered that he has been crazy busy these days.

The two of them used a small car to move these kitchen utensils home, and changed the entire kitchen. Yan Ran nodded in satisfaction, very good, it will be much more convenient to cook big fish in the future, "Let's do a live broadcast when we have time, try this big pot Is it useful or not?"

Wang Yiming sighed, "Let's finish the work in front of us first. When will your agent come over? If he can accompany you to record the show, I can take care of all these things at home." Wang Yiming frowned at this point, " No, I don't worry if he goes with you."

Yan Ran patted Wang Yiming's shoulder with a smile, "Don't worry, he doesn't dare to have ill intentions for me. I don't worry about entrusting other people with these family matters. It's up to you."

Wang Yiming was silent for a while, then suddenly puffed up his chest, patted hard, and said frightened: "No problem!"

Yan Ran finally admitted that it would be impossible without him! At this moment, if Wang Yiming had a tail, he would definitely have to swing it into the sky.

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Juan arrived in the afternoon, and Yan Ran stood at the gate, watching him get out of the car with a blank face, still very entangled with the species of vixen.

After the two sat down, they discussed the future development very formally, "No matter when you go to Ruijin Entertainment, I will be your manager for a day, and I will praise you for a day and regard you as the top priority. I was really right before You were negligent, so doing it now is to make up for your previous mistakes, so it should be a good relationship with you."

The other party was so straightforward, Yan Ran nodded with a smile, "Then I will trouble Brother Hu."

Yan Ran wasn't angry when Juan didn't help him at the beginning. After all, he was worthless. Anyone in Juan's hands could make money for him. Now he was afraid of offending him and came to make up for the relationship. Yan Ran was very calm about this. It's the same with demons, how much value you can create, how much help your superiors will give you, and if you are nice to you for no reason, it must have bad intentions.

Juan's face softened, and he said cheerfully: "Your purpose is to become fans. If you become popular, I can make money and some attention. I will follow you to record shows in the future."

Yan Ran nodded, "Okay."

After seeing off Juan, Yan Ran went to the orchard, where the elders and aunts were picking apples, a big straw mat was spread on the ground, and several piles had already been piled up.

Yan Ran made a video and planned to post it on Weibo later: Look, the ones that were ordered yesterday have already started to be packed, picked today, and will be shipped this evening. The pure natural big apples that have not been in the cold storage, 29.9 ten catties~ It is estimated that they will be available in three or four days Can arrive!

The uncles in the village are also more honest, saying that the gross weight of the package is ten catties, but in fact they put two more in the package.

Wang Yiming was so busy that he didn't see Yan Ran coming over. When posting the delivery note, he found that the weight was wrong, so he asked, "Why is the weight wrong? It's overweight! You need to pay more!"

Uncle Li looked blank, "I just put two more apples, why did I pay more?"

Wang Yiming was about to cry, "Uncle, you can't be so honest, do you put too much in every box?"

Little Uncle Li nodded, "We can't show favoritism. Otherwise, after receiving it, some people say it's too much, and some say it's too little. What's that called, oh, bad reviews."

Wang Yiming almost knelt down to him. After talking for a long time, Uncle Li didn't understand the key point.

Yan Ran took an apple and gnawed it, stood behind Wang Yiming and said slowly: "Forget it, you don't need to take it out, and don't put more in the back. When you receive it, it depends on your luck. Whoever has more will be lucky." Hurry up and buy a lottery ticket.”

Wang Yiming could only sigh. As the only college student in the village, he had to continue to write express orders.

Yan Ran took out a handful of dried fish from his pocket, and put it on Wang Yiming's small table in the forest: Come on~ I'll reward you!

Wang Yiming took a small dried fish and put it in his mouth, gritted his teeth and felt aggrieved, "Please write something for me!"

Yan Ran held up his mobile phone and left, "You can't even write the courier form well, what kind of shit-shoveling officer are you?"

Wang Yiming muttered angrily: "It's awesome that you talk to your brother like that!"

Yan Ran rolled his eyes, "My brother manages every day and is so handsome, how can you compare with him?"

Wang Yiming held his breath in his throat, yes, he is indeed incomparable with Mr. Qin, and it is still suitable for him to write express orders.

Yan Ran uploaded the video on Weibo, thinking he was joking, Brother Yu is free to catch the fish that the dragon eats, what if he gets angry, what if a tail whips him into a cat blanket

After the video was uploaded, the fans burst into laughter.

Hahahaha uncles are so cute! So honest, two extra stuffed in each box!

Xiao Naruko is about to cry, why is she not obedient

Fortunately, the apples are grown by myself, otherwise employees like Uncle would make the boss lose money.

Naiyan is still eating apples and doesn't work at all, you look good and you can do whatever you want!

At the end of the video, his brother Yan Ran was shown again. To be honest, I am very curious about his brother!

Shit shovel officer, do a good job, and I will reward you, Xiao Yugan!

Where did I order this, I want it too!

Yan Ran replied embarrassedly: "It's already booked up, and there will be more next year."

At this time, there is a mine in my house @赵财猫爱吃鱼: If you want to eat apples, give me a hundred catties!

Lucky Cat loves to eat fish: It’s really sold out, and the rest is eaten by myself.

I have a mine at home: give me a hundred catties of what you eat yourself.

Yan Ran shook his head speechlessly, and replied: Who will keep so much for eating by themselves, I only have two, do you want it

I have a mine at home: Then give me one! I want to eat!

It can be described as quite capricious.

It can be said that Yan Ran and Cen Tongen are like old friends, a cub who grew up in a wealthy family full of crises, has no friends, and finally meets a careless one. One just left the house not long ago, didn't meet a few people to chat with, and always wanted to make more friends, so the two became familiar netizens.

Seeing that the two of them are so familiar, the fans all screamed in the comments, and there were rows of emojis of nosebleeds, too many to count.

Anyway, Yan Ran didn't understand why this group of humans behaved like this.

Yan Ran clicked his tongue, called the Queen's errand runner, Pigeon Jing, and gave him two hundred yuan to deliver an apple and half of the leftover apple pie to the ravine.

Pigeon Jing held the money and things, showing a bitter face, "Why are there less and less?"

Yan Ran spread his hands, "I can't help it, he is getting more and more shameless, and he doesn't pay for running errands for eating. If you don't want to go, I can find someone else."

"No, I'll go!" Pigeon Jing hung the bag around his neck and flew out of the window. He didn't want to lose Yan Ran's line. Maybe one day he would get a big deal and pay tens of thousands of dollars. That kind, just think about it, it's so beautiful.

On the same day, Cen Tongen received it and saw that there was half of the apple pie left. While eating, he sent a message to Yan Ran: You eat the same apple pie with me, baby, do you want to chase me

Yan Ran rolled her eyes in disgust: If you were a mother, there is still a possibility.

Young Master Cen: Just kidding~ You are fast enough to deliver the goods.

Yan Ran: Of course, I have special delivery skills.

Cen Tongen raised his handsome sword eyebrows, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. Last time, he had a premonition that Yan Ran should be just like him, not a human being. Young Master Cen happily asked his secretary to buy pizza, and generously invited the entire crew to eat pizza. If Yan Ran was a human being, he would still feel that it was a pity. After finally meeting someone who could talk to him, life is short. Ran Bacheng is the same as him, so no matter how many years pass in the future, as long as the original intentions of each other remain unchanged, they can still be good friends.

As soon as Yan Ran thought that he was going to record a show in a few days, he asked Cen Tongen, "There are two variety shows looking for me, one is "Chinese Traditional Cuisine" and the other is "My Refrigerator Is the Master". I won’t be able to return to the small village for a while.”

"Wow! What kind of shit luck have you had? I've never heard of Huaxia Cuisine. The refrigerator is very popular. Most people can't get in. I dare not play because I don't know how to cook. Let me Dad stuffed me in, and others would say I'm an idiot. You're a little internet celebrity, how did you get it?"

Yan Ran thought about it seriously: "I hugged a big guy's thigh, and he wanted to recognize me as his son."

Cen Tongen asked nervously: "Didn't he want to rule you out? This circle is very chaotic, don't be fooled!"

Yan Ran sensed the kindness in this sentence, and asked with a smile: "What are unspoken rules?"

Master Cen was also very straightforward: "Simply put, I just want to sleep with you."

The smile on the corner of Yan Ran's mouth was pulled down, "Don't talk nonsense! Brother Yu is not that kind of person! If you continue to slander him, I will break up with you!"

Young Master Cen: "..." You said it well, why did you blow up your hair

Yan Ran was very determined, how can a fish like a cat, what kind of international joke is this? Let's not talk about how Brother Yu's temper that is so cold that he ignores the whole world can have lust, even a fish alone, he can't talk to a cat. He didn't even take him back to the nest to raise him... No! Yan Ran shook his head, I really feel sorry for Brother Yu for having such a thought, Brother Yu treats him so well, he can't keep thinking about cooking him, it's impolite!

After chatting with netizens for a while, Yan Ran sent a message to Qin Jinli, concerned about the "lonely elderly" abroad: How are you doing abroad? Remember to eat, and wear long johns when it’s cold.

Yan Ran has always thought that species without hair should be afraid of the cold, and they have to wear long johns when they are cold.

The corners of Qin Jinli's mouth twitched visibly when he saw the message.

After a while, Yan Ran sent another message: Come to eat when you are free.

After reading it, Qin Jinli moved his fingers and replied: Yes.

Seeing this word, Yan Ran was very happy. Brother Yu seemed to be more diligent than before, and replied to the message very quickly.

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Soon, many people who received the apples responded on Yan Ran's Weibo: Apples are really delicious, crisp and sweet!

Whoa whoa whoa! I received a big box, weighing more than ten catties! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket!

If next year's apples are still like this, you must tell me earlier, I will buy more, and the children will eat them cutely.

I held the apple that Naiyan sent me and told others that it was bought by my blue friend, hehehe~

Oh, the upstairs is so witty, I can also say that this is sent to me by the lover of my dreams!

Don't make trouble, the people who pack are all the uncles and aunts in the village.

Seeing these positive comments, Yan Ran was relieved. The elders and aunts in the village have been in a good mood these two days. Gratitude has turned into the power of faith, and it has been integrated into Yan Ran's body bit by bit, and Yan Ran has increased aura. , the mood is also good.

Sensing the fluctuation of spiritual power at the door of his house, Yan Ran posted Weibo, picked up the suitcase that he didn't have much, and saw Wang Yiming and Juan standing at his door when he went out. Put the box into the trunk, and said with a smile: "Yiming, the family is in your hands."

Wang Yiming nodded solemnly, "Don't worry, I am your strong backing."

Yan Ran patted him on the shoulder heavily, saying everything without saying anything, he must protect his fish!

When Yan Ran got into the car, Wang Yiming shook his sore shoulder from the slap, and said worriedly: "After you get out, you don't know the place, so don't run around."

Yan Ran waved his hand with a smile: "Don't worry, I can get it back just by smelling you."

Wang Yiming shuddered for no reason, he managed to forget the things that might not be normal human beings! !

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Yan Ran and Ju An arrived at the place where the program was recorded and found a good hotel. Yan Ran packed up his things and followed Hu An to meet the planner and director of this program, Mr. Liu. The recording will be made tomorrow morning, and we will have dinner together tonight A meal, will some program flow. To be honest, if it wasn't for the face of the famous manager in Juan's circle, Mr. Liu might not invite Yan Ran to dinner, because he is poor, and the little salary he earns is used for food inheritance. Eating this meal is equivalent to There was an appearance fee.

Juan and Yan Ran got off the taxi together and looked at the small restaurant on the side of the road. It looked small from the outside, but there were quite a lot of people inside. Juan said with a smile: "Mr. Liu is a gourmet, don't look This small shop is not big, there must be something delicious in it.”

Yan Ran nodded, already looking forward to it.

At this time, there were several screams from behind, and the two of them turned their heads subconsciously, and saw a big dog running towards them happily, scaring the passers-by around, and they just came out from the entrance of the small shop. A little girl, the child couldn't dodge in time, and was about to be hit by a dog that was stalking, Yan Ran had quick eyesight, picked up the child, and looked at the big dog, which had already run up to Yan Ran, shaking happily Tail looked at him, that means, do you want to play with me

Yan Ran stared, and the dog slipped to the ground in a very useless manner, with more than 80 catties of meat smashed to the ground, and made two pitiful whining sounds, and did not dare to move.

There was a lot of discussion around, "Who is so sick, such a big dog doesn't know how to put on a chain!"

"This is Alaska, the boss of the three sleds!"

"This dog is naughty enough. It is so big and weighs seventy or eighty catties. Who can stand it if it jumps on someone?"

A woman wearing brand-name casual clothes slowly caught up. Seeing her dog lying motionless on the ground, she asked Yan Ran angrily, "What did you do to my son?!"

Yan Ran was dumbfounded: "Son???"

In Yan Ran's cognition, people can't give birth to dogs. Looking at the pretty woman across the way, and then at the dog lying under his feet, Yan Ran looked at Juan in puzzlement. Is it that good