Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 40: It's okay to tease daddy fish

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Seeing Yan Ran's questioning eyes, the smile on Juan's face couldn't hold back anymore, and the corners of his mouth twitched. How dare Mr. Qin let Yan Ran, a little goblin with little experience in the world, let him out

The little girl stared at Yan Ran who was holding her up with big innocent eyes, not knowing what happened. At this time, the little girl's adult also came out. Seeing the little girl being hugged by Yan Ran, he was taken aback for a moment, then reacted and said with a smile: "Hey! It's here!"

This person is none other than Teacher Liu.

Seeing the situation in front of him, Teacher Liu frowned, "What's wrong?"

A girl next to her with a strong sense of justice helped Yan Ran answer: "She walked the dog without a leash, and almost ran into this little girl. I have already called the police."

Teacher Liu's face was pulled down immediately, and he quickly hugged the girl to see if the child was frightened. Isn't this in response to the national two-child policy? Teacher Liu is in her 40s and has a second child. It happens to be a padded jacket. The baby is amazing. Teacher Liu’s lover is a teacher. Today is just in time to make up lessons for the students. There is no one to take care of the child, so he brought the child out . Seeing that Yan Ran hadn't come yet, the girl said that she saw a cotton candy seller on the opposite side, and Teacher Liu, who doted on her, came out with the child. She didn't expect to encounter such a thing. If his daughter was really bitten by a dog, wouldn't he be mad? A few days ago, I heard that a child was bitten by a dog and died before the rabies vaccination was completed. The whole family collapsed. Walking the dog without a leash is not killing a life, but killing the lives of other people's families.

The woman walking the dog was pointed at by so many people, and she couldn't hold back anymore. She went to pat her dog son with a cold face, "Son, let's go home."

The onlookers quit, "You can leave as long as you want, and wait for the police to come! Now walk the dog without a leash, catch one if you see one!"

"This dog is also quite cute, like a child. Your master is too unreliable. You are the one who should be educated!"

The dog owner roared angrily: "Whatever your business is, you'll be full!"

Yan Ran squinted her eyes, saying that human women are made of water, but this one is definitely different, so fierce!

The dog kept looking at Yan Ran, lying on the ground without saying anything, and it would be fine if the owner of the dog had a rope, because he had nothing in his hand, and only relied on brute force to pull, even a woman didn't have that much strength. The people around gathered more and more, the woman couldn't bear it anymore, she pulled the dog's paw and dragged it forward vigorously. After dragging a few steps, the dog hurt from being dragged, barked a few times, and pushed the owner away with her paw. , and continued lying on the ground, motionless.

The woman was also annoyed, and kicked the dog angrily, "Can you go away?!"

The onlookers all pointed and pointed, and an uncle couldn't stand it any longer, and said to the woman, "Girl, there is nothing wrong with this dog. What's wrong is that you don't keep it on a leash. Why are you kicking it?"

That girl is quite powerful, "I kicked my dog, what's your business?!"

Yan Ran curled her lips, now she could see that her dog son was not her own, and the closest relative to this kind of person should be herself.

Soon the police came, "Walking the dog without a leash, what should I do if such a big dog bumps into someone after having fun? Do you have a dog license?"

The owner of the dog blushed, and didn't scold you for anything, "What kind of proof, my dog was born by the big dog in the family, what kind of proof do I need?"

The policeman clicked his tongue and waved his hand to his colleague, "Take away both the person and the dog. If you walk the dog without a leash, you will be fined 1,000 yuan according to regulations. If you keep a dog without a license, you will be fined 10,000 yuan."

"Ten thousand! I'm sorry Mr. Police, this dog doesn't belong to me!" When the woman opened her mouth, the onlookers were all happy, and the policeman was also happy. Go back and talk about it."

The police took away both people and dogs. It is worth mentioning that the big Alaska was carried into the car, and it still dared not leave on its stomach.

Teacher Liu saw that her daughter was fine, and Yan Ran and Juan were still in front of her. She held the child and invited them into the private room of the restaurant, and introduced them: "Thank you Yan Ran today, if you scare the child , my wife, my mother, and my father all have to work hard with me, this is my treasure. The mutton stew in this store is excellent, let's try it?"

What Yan Ran didn't know was that the scene just now had been filmed by someone with a heart. Many young people are familiar with Yan Ran's face. Many netizens have heard of his name even if they don't know what he does. After all, almost the entire network participated in cyber violence incidents before.

Not long after, there was a post titled "Meet hero Yan Ran on the street to save the beauty, and then eat with the woman's parents".

Before Yan Ran finished his meal, the post was already popular, and Yan Ran's fans were impatient!

Yan Ran is not allowed to fall in love! No! You are only nineteen years old! !

After all the fans clicked in to see what was going on, there was only one sentence in their hearts: grass mud horse!

Shabi Xiaobian lied to Lao Tzu's traffic! !

Yan Ran didn't know what happened until Yan Ran returned to the hotel and saw Wang Yiming asked him to post on Weibo. While angrily condemning the behavior of walking the dog without a leash, his fans warned him: no dating!

Yan Ran was in a daze, and complained to Wang Yiming in confusion: "Are the fans so lenient now? They don't care if I'm in a relationship or not?"

Wang Yiming was also helpless, "Who made you have such a face, you are no different from those idols who rely on your face to make a living, most of your fans are girlfriend fans, and maybe mother fans, the current environment is like this, haven't you heard of it? ?Many celebrities have such a rule when they sign contracts with the company that they are not allowed to fall in love if the company does not allow it."

Yan Ran frowned. Although he didn't want to fall in love so soon, he didn't want to be controlled by others. It would be too uncomfortable to be controlled by others even when he was looking for a partner.

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The next day, the recording officially started, and Teacher Liu didn't need Yan Ran to do anything else, just make soup dumplings. Use the method he played last time, and do it again carefully.

Kneading noodles, throwing noodles, stirring stuffing, making buns, and steaming in a pan, all in one go.

After editing this episode, there are only 30 minutes left. This kind of short documentary will not last too long, but only records some production methods. Mr. Liu did not expect that Yan Ran could finish the film within half an hour. Complete all the procedures without dragging your feet. After the completion, Teacher Liu was very happy to give Yan Ran a red envelope, the amount was not large, just enough money for lunch.

Yan Ran righteously refused, because it was a matter of "inheritance" and it was of great significance. Teacher Liu can pay for this benefit to the nation, so how can he ask for the other party's money? After eating the other party's meal, he already felt very embarrassed.

After sending Yan Ran away, Teacher Liu said with a sigh: "Young people today have the awareness of Yan Ran, and we can pass on as many good things as Huaxia has."

Thinking of Yan Ran saving his own daughter, Teacher Liu felt that a young man with such a high quality must be supported by seniors, so Teacher Liu called his sister: "Isn't your food association training newcomers? That For the certificate test, what do you think of Yan Ran?"

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After returning to the hotel, Yan Ran lay on the bed and sent Qin Jinli a message: Brother Yu, I found that you are right in everything you say. There is nothing terrible in this circle, and it is just cooking everywhere. I steamed a big pot of steamed buns today, but unfortunately I didn’t eat them.

After receiving the message, Qin Jinli's eyebrows and eyes softened, and he could guess the expression of the kitten opposite him when he said this without looking at him. He thought for a while, what should he say to make Yan Ran happier, but it's a pity that Qin Jinli Li has never coaxed anyone before, and has no experience in this field, so after thinking about it for a few minutes, he finally replied: Yes.

Compared with Yan Ran's string of words, this one word seems very cold. Fortunately, Yan Ran didn't care about this, Yan Xiaomao already had a deep understanding of Brother Yu's laziness, and being able to reply this word proved that the other party was watching, and he didn't intend to listen to what Brother Yu had to say.

Sometimes, the purpose of a person talking is just to find a confidant, Yan Ran is now. Yan Ran, the little demon, was really excited when he first came into contact with new things.

Next, no matter what Yan Ranmiao said, Qin Jinli would quickly reply: Yes.

Yan Ran has always been flattered, and feels that he himself has a lot of face. According to Brother Yu's temperament, he doesn't bother to talk to others when talking to him, and he responds to all the nonsense he said. After eating so much food, it's not for nothing!

Chatting and chatting, Yan Ran fell asleep with his mobile phone in his arms. His dreams were all about worshiping Brother Yu. When will he go abroad to have a look? Monsters can't go abroad casually, they have to apply for a visa to go abroad, even low-status monsters can't do it, in fact, he really wants to know whether the fish in foreign countries are good or not.

The next day, Juan personally sent Yan Ran back to Daliang Mountain, and sent him to the entrance of the village. Before leaving, he told him that he would contact him at any time, and remember to bring his mobile phone with him.

Yan Ran waved goodbye to the fat vixen, smelled Wang Yiming, and went to the orchard first.

All the apples have been shipped. Wang Yiming asked the villagers to check when these small fruits will be ripe. He can put up a pre-sale in the online store. After Yan Ran approached quietly, his figure flickered, and he was already sitting on the fruit tree in front of Wang Yiming. Wang Yiming felt something above his head. When he raised his head, he saw a pair of legs drooping on the top of his head, drooping without any strength. When the wind blew, he swayed shaken.

"Mother!" Wang Yiming was so frightened that he took a step back. The fruit forest was uneven, and he didn't step on it firmly. His calf flickered, seeing him making an embarrassment, he bared his little white teeth happily: "Hey, hey!"

Wang Yiming ran over angrily and kicked the tree, "You are sick! You are crazy!"

He thought it was because someone couldn't think about it, so he ran to their corner of the mountain and hanged himself, his scalp was numb from fright.

"Hahaha..." Yan Ran's teased legs swayed, and he said mercilessly, "Xiao Naruko, you are getting weaker and weaker now, your physical strength is weak, your feet are too slow, and you are still timid. Knowing how to catch fish is your fatal shortcoming, and this shortcoming may kill you one day, you must learn to overcome it!"

Brother Yu wants his cat to swim. As a human being who can learn everything, Wang Yiming can overcome these shortcomings. Humans are really a magical species. Their bodies are obviously very fragile. A serious illness or an accident can kill them, but they have created miracles time and time again. They can learn the skills of other species one by one. It's just his own shit shoveler, he must be stupid among humans, because he can't catch fish.

Wang Yiming was very angry. This has risen to a life problem, why is it so serious. Yan Ran has been hanging out with his eldest cousin for a long time, and now he speaks with that tone, tsk.

"Hurry up and come down, be careful not to throw you!" Wang Yiming patted the dirt on his trouser legs, "How is the recording of this program?"

Yan Ran nimbly jumped down from the tree, "It's pretty good. There's nothing scary about the entertainment industry. I even bought my fish with Mr. Liu. He knows a lot of people in the hotel. If he has the opportunity, he will sell it for me."

Wang Yiming pondered for a long time, and in the end he could only give his boss a thumbs up. Very good, such a hard promotion, ordinary people really can't do it.

At this time, Juan sent Yan Ran a message: Go to Weibo, this episode of the program is publicized, please forward it.

Yan Ran cooperated on Weibo, and after reposting it, many fans asked in a daze: What is this

What program

Naiyan is recording a show, who is the director of this show

When is it broadcast and where is it

Wow! I know this, my mom likes to watch it, she just learned to cook.

In short, very few people knew about it, and many fans followed the promotion and went to give the program group a thumbs up, and then there was nothing else, and it didn't arouse much splash on the Internet.

Ju An also persuaded Yan Ran: Although not many people pay attention to this matter, it doesn't matter, you just work hard to cooperate, and the young rookie should be more dedicated.

Not two minutes after the chat, Juan sent another message: On Weibo again, "My Refrigerator Is the Master" issued a guest list, and you will appear in the guest list for the next recording, please forward it and send: Thank you everyone in the program team The teachers trust and are deeply honored (the kitty expresses thanks sincerely)

Accompanying Yan Ran once out of the house, Ju An has fully understood how short Yan Ran's understanding of the world is, he doesn't understand the ways of the world, and the little demon doesn't have a heart, what to say, others don't mess with him He is also more Buddha-like, he will scratch people when he is provoked, and his temper is like an immature child. Juan was afraid that he would not be able to speak, so he even thought of what to say for him.

In fact, in this case, the best way is for Yan Ran to hand over Weibo, and his agent will take care of it. However, Juan dare not ask Yan Ran for it. Behind Yan Ran is the behemoth of the Qin Group, plus Fortune The King of Kings, the most unprovoked killing god of the monster clan, Juan could only put his tail between his legs, it didn't matter if he worked hard, as long as he could coax Yan Ran well.

The good thing is that Yan Ran is not an ignorant second-generation ancestor, so he forwarded it obediently, not bad at a single word.

Originally, few people paid attention to the gourmet show, but the official is rich, and the famous show host is hired. The guests of each episode are popular stars. Fans are very concerned about the private life of idols. The selling point of this show In fact, it is not food, but an in-depth understanding of the artist's private life. The traffic of each episode is overwhelming, and naturally there are many people who follow it. It is not comparable to Mr. Liu's authentic food.

As soon as the official platform Weibo posted, it immediately picked up the comments of countless fans: How can you be a newcomer that no one has heard of? Who

Wow! I am milky! Crazy call for my face!

Come for me God of War, God of War bless me next year's college entrance examination smoothly, start praying now.

This is a small Internet celebrity who has suddenly become popular recently. A while ago, he was the double champion of the food competition on the Huanghu live broadcast platform. At that time, many celebrities canvassed for him.

There must be a backstage, why don't so many celebrities canvass for him.

It is true that many people say that he has a background, but his resume is clean, that is, the children who came out of the mountains have never gone to school.

Don't be ridiculous, this kind of fake resume has been done a lot, he doesn't have a backstage, why do those celebrities canvass for him, not only have, but also a lot.

In fact, he is a double champion of the gourmet competition, so he has some skills, and he looks good at cooking, so why be so picky about newcomers.

Thank you teachers for your trust in my milky face. I am a newcomer and I am still young. Please give me a little tolerance (please please please)

An Internet celebrity, still want to go to heaven? We, Jiang Bo, are on the top line, completely different from people like Yan Ran who became famous overnight. Does the program team look down on us, Jiang Bo

In any case, it is a bit inappropriate for the program group to arrange this way. The identities of the two guests are too different.

Yan Ran doesn't deserve it, the Internet celebrity lowers the quality of the whole show!

The members of the Cat's Claw Squad watched Yan Ran say this on the Internet, and were so angry that they discussed in the group: Do you want to fuck them? It's annoying to see them beeping like that! What is wrong with our milky face

right! Who among these grandchildren has no diehard fans

Wait, let's see what the team leader says, Yan Ran is still a rookie, speaking at this time will easily arouse the resentment of passers-by and recruit him.

Jiang Bo has developed well in recent years, and he has more fans, and they are all diehards. Now he pretends not to see what his fans say, buddy is a bit floating.

It's fine if he doesn't take the initiative to bully Yan Ran, we fans to fans.

The invincible girl in the universe is finally online: Everyone calm down, bear with it for now, let them talk, we will recruit gangsters for everything we say now, and if we don’t talk, they are bullying people. When Yan Ran’s show is broadcast, they will all have to To shut up. To be honest, I don't think our Yan Ran is worse than Jiang Bo.

Only then did the people in the group calm down, waiting to see if they were worthy of seeing with their eyes!

When there were different opinions on the Internet, Yan Ran had already closed Weibo to give the cats a bath. It's getting colder, and now that I've washed it for the winter, Yan Ran boiled a large pot of water. Those who didn't know it thought he was going to cook a cat. There are three large pots under the stove, and the water inside is still steaming. , Yan Ran was bathing the tiger head. As the cat boss here, Brother Tiger Head takes the lead, isn't he just taking a bath? Nothing to be afraid of!

Yan Ran rubbed the tiger's head all over, focusing on the cat's claws. After washing the tiger's head, he washed the bubbles in the other two basins and wiped it off with a bath towel. Wang Yiming took the tiger head to the living room to blow hair. Outside the door, more than 20 big cats were squatting in a row, waiting to be bathed.

Wang Yiming has never seen such an honest cat while taking a bath. Normally, cats are afraid of water. Due to Yan Ran's abnormal behavior and thinking about himself, Wang Yiming put on a blank face, pretending that he is a brainless child, what is abnormal, he can't understand at all.

After working all afternoon, I washed all these cats. After washing, Yan Ran held them again, and cleaned their ears with cotton swabs one by one. After cleaning, they checked their teeth and brushed their teeth. When everything was done, the sky would be fast When it was dark, Yan Ran lay down on the bed, surrounded by more than 20 cats, and set up a circle of cats around him. Yan Ran slept in the center of the cat array, and could hear many cats purring as soon as he approached the door The sound made me sleep extraordinarily sweetly. Wang Yiming stood at the door watching them sleep, and a picture suddenly appeared in his mind, maybe when he didn't see it, Yan Ran suddenly turned into a cat, didn't Yan Ran's eldest cousin raise a golden little chubby cat? cat? Yan Rancheng may also be so milky when he is refined.

Just when Wang Yiming wanted to continue watching, Yan Ran who was lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, grabbed the pillow and threw it over, just hitting Wang Yiming on the forehead, Yan Ran asked disgustedly: "Do you still want to watch?" When is the time? Watching the master sleep, death penalty!"

Wang Yiming is speechless, I really want to ask you about the second illness!

The excrement shoveler threw the pillow back, embarrassed to observe whether Yan Ran would turn into a cat, and took his dogs home. It was getting cold, and he also bathed the dogs.

Yan Ran sent out an aura, closed the door, and left only a small gap on the window, allowing the cats to go out at any time, hugged two chubby cats casually, found a comfortable position and fell asleep. With the same kind of people, this sleep was particularly sweet, and Yan Ran didn't wake up until after eight o'clock in the morning, feeling hungry.

The two missed calls were displayed on the phone, Yan Ran rubbed her eyes, it was an unfamiliar number.

He didn't care, he put the phone aside, got up and washed with spiritual power. In the middle of the night, most of the cats had left, and there were still a few kittens left. Probably the big cats were born to look for food. They thought it was the safest place, so they left the babies here. Yan Ran found a box, spread out a layer of soft cushions, put the kittens on the bed in the box, and shook her own quilt, planning to dry it in the sun. Cats like the sun, so they have to dry their fur and quilt every day.

After finishing, Yan Ran went into the kitchen, took some eggs, put a handful of shrimps, and made himself a steamed egg custard. At this time, the phone rang again, and it was still the strange number.

"Hi, hello, is this Mr. Yan Ran?" After Yan Ran answered, a gentle female voice came from the opposite side.

Yan Ran brought out the steamed eggs, "Yes, you are?"

"My name is Liu Rong, the deputy director of the Provincial Food Research Association. I watched a lot of your cooking videos and found that you are very good at cooking. Now the province holds a youth food training class. Teacher Liu recommended you to me. I want to ask you if you want to come and take a certificate? The inheritance certificate of the Food Research Association."

As soon as Yan Ran heard the word certificate, Yan Ran's eyes lit up. This is really very tall, "I'll go! Thank you Teacher Liu for the recommendation. I will definitely get the certificate!"

A few chuckles came from the opposite side, and Liu Rong finally understood what her brother meant by "a very clean child". She said softly: "Then I will give you the address. The exam will be in three days. The journey is a bit long. You You can bring your family with you."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Rong received another recommendation call, who happened to recommend Yan Ran, and it was Mr. Wang who was the judge's teacher. Teacher Wang is an honorary member of the Provincial Gastronomy Association. He has been studying traditional cuisine all his life, and Yan Ran's direction is the same as that of Yan Ran in the information. Liu Rong directly wrote Yan Ran's name in Teacher Wang's assessment list. Anyway, Mr. Wang likes it. Hand over Yan Ran to him.

Yan Ran called Mr. Liu, thanked Mr. Liu for his recommendation, and told Juan that he should not accept other jobs for him in the next few days, and then started looking for him, Brother Yu. , the certificate, it looks amazing!

There was such a message on Qin Jinli's mobile phone.

My cat: Dad! I'm going to test my cooking certificate? Am I badass? Do you feel that your old age life is too happy? With a gourmet certificate, I will cook for you with my own hands, and I promise to prolong your life~┓(`)┏

Qin Jinli: "..."

Jiang Yan, who was working hard to deal with the company's affairs, saw that he had followed his master for thousands of years, and the corners of his mouth twitched visibly.

Jiang Yan silently lit a wax for the fur cat in China. Mr. has the power to tear apart the space, so the kitten probably forgot.