Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 46: Don't your fish have penises?

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Yan Ran's whole body was tense, Brother Yu was angry, this was the first time that Brother Yu was angry with him, actually Yan Ran didn't understand why Brother Yu was angry with him. Shemale in love? He was clearly the victim of this incident.

"Hey!" Yan Ran reluctantly picked up the book on the ground, old boy, is Brother Yu at this age? What can I do, coax.

Yan Ran took the book, flipped through it casually, and followed Qin Jinli's scent to the second floor. Qin Jinli sat on the sofa with an indifferent face, the surroundings were quiet, Yan Ran shivered from the cold air, thinking that it was really bad for the big demon to be angry, how could he even have his aura soared

"Brother Yu, are you angry?" Yan Ran sat next to Qin Jinli, looked at the sulking big man in front of him tolerantly, and couldn't help but want to laugh, "Look at you, you are so many years older than me. Experience, I haven’t seen it as thoroughly as I have. What others say is the floating hair that falls off when the seasons change.” Yan Ran picked up a golden hair from Qin Jinli’s shoulder, blew it, and watched the cat’s hair flutter. Yuan, staring wide-eyed and sincerely said to Qin Jinli: "I don't even care, why are you angry?"

Qin Jinli had a cold face, and the cold air was still blowing out. In fact, the reason why he was angry was that Yan Ran had picked up a chopstick of beef for that human Twolegs beast! If it is a normal demon, even if he doesn't talk much at ordinary times, he can still question Yan Ran at this time, you are raised by me, and the food you bring is mine, why do you want to pick up food for a two-legged beast with your own hands? ! Where do you put me

But as a mature, aloof, big monster who doesn't even bother to speak and still wants to save face, Qin Jinli can't say a word. So, he sulks.

Yan Ran looked at Qin Jinli's expression, shook the book in his hand, and said softly: "I didn't expect to find a partner, let alone a human being. The life of a demon is long and life is not equal. The one left behind It’s always the most painful. An uncle who took care of me in the past, his partner was a human being. Eighty years ago, his wife passed away. After that, he was locked in a cave in Kunlun Mountains, and he hasn’t come out yet. It is said that it is the punishment for falling in love with a shemale.”

Yan Ran put down the book in his hand and tugged at Qin Jinli's sleeve, "If you are still worried, I won't go there in the future. My part can be finished in a few days. I can't go back on what I have promised. Tomorrow I still have to go. After the filming is over, I won't take on the show, just because of this, I don't want to make you angry."

Qin Jinli lowered his eyes, and finally there was a trace of emotion in his eyes, which was a bit complicated, and Yan Ran didn't understand it.

However, the attitude of the other party has softened, and the corners of Yan Ran's mouth curled up, with a smile on his face, "I heard that you asked people to buy me a lot of snacks. Brother Yu is the one who treats me the best when I come out of the mountains. The demon."

Qin Jinli still looked at Yan Ran's handsome face, without speaking, his eyes became more complicated.

Yan Ran noticed that the temperature around him was slowly rising, and he felt better. He took Qin Jinli's arm and continued to meow, "The director praised me today, saying that I have good eyesight and a talent for acting. I don't know what I'm thinking. What I always think about is if you have a partner, what kind of eyes should I look at each other, and I feel very angry when I think about it, but there is no way, no one can stop my father from marrying a stepmother. "

Yan Ran's eyes widened and he leaned close to Qin Jinli's eyes, trying to find clues in the slight fluctuations in his eyes, "Brother Yu, look at me, why have you lived for so many years without a partner?"

Qin Jinli frowned, and finally said, "Father wants to marry a stepmother?"

"Brother, your focus is wrong." As soon as Qin Jinli opened his mouth, Yan Ran was relieved, and leaned over with a playful smile, "It's okay, I won't look for it in the future, and you don't need to look for it. Wait until I rub your aura to grow to eight meters Gao, then..." At this point, Yan Ran got stuck, and thought about it seriously, "Then, I will give you a pension."

Seeing that Qin Jinli's breath was a little cold again, which meant he was angry again, Yan Ran wondered, haven't he coaxed him yet? Yan Ran reached out and patted Qin Jinli's chest, and asked puzzledly, "Why are you still angry?"

After talking about this, brother Yu is still angry, is it because he is coaxing in the wrong direction

The air-conditioning around Qin Jinli began again, and he asked coldly, "Who is the father? Who is the stepmother?"

Yan Ran: "..."

"According to the age of human beings, I am only 30 years old now. You want to recognize a 30-year-old man as your father?" Qin Jinli's voice was colder, "What impolite things are you thinking about now, say it."

"Cough!" Yan Ran choked on his own saliva, thinking that Brother Yu is too amazing, he actually knew that he was thinking about impolite things, and his face was so scary!

Qin Jinli squeezed Yan Ran's chin, making him look into his own eyes, seeing Yan Ran's dodging eyes, he knew that he had no good intentions in mind.

"I, what I'm thinking is, is it because you haven't found a partner for so many years..." Yan Ran swallowed, and he wanted to ask, is it because fish don't have penises? Anyway, he didn't notice the penis when he caught the fish. If you say this, you will definitely be beaten to death!

Yan Ran rolled her eyes, covered her stomach with her hands, and lay down in Qin Jinli's arms, "Ah! Stomach hurts!"

Qin Jinli's hands trembled, and he hugged the person in his arms subconsciously. Yan Ran quickly turned into his original body, with two paws hugging his stomach, kicking wildly with his hind legs, "I must have eaten the bacteria in the air today, My intestines are going to break!"

Qin Jinli: "..."

Staring at the kitten rolling in his arms with a cold face, Qin Jinli lost most of his anger immediately. There was nothing he could do about this annoying little fairy.

In the end, Qin Jinli picked up Yan Ran and hugged him in his arms, preventing him from moving, and the world finally calmed down.

After dinner, Qin Jinli was still angry, so he called Secretary Lang, who was in charge of the entertainment company, and said coldly, "Remove the scandal, it's nonsense."

Lang Mi is unknown, so what kind of scandal

Yan Ran pointed to his nose, and Lang Mi nodded quickly, understanding.

Yan Ran added solemnly: "My brother means that he doesn't want to see any scandals in the future. It's all nonsense. This group of people owes too much, and such things can't be released. It will affect human IQ."

Lang Mi looked at this cat who dared to pass on the "imperial decree" by guarding the king, so he had to nod his wolf head again. He understood, and he will get a special public relations team for him when he goes back. Ran is not good, immediately control the comment and delete the post.

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That night, Yan Ran boarded his live broadcast room and made a midnight snack for everyone, "Tonight I finally have time to cook for everyone. The octopus fried in sauce is super delicious."

The fans were stunned, why was it broadcast live all of a sudden? According to the beating nature of Yan Ran's live broadcast once a week, this is less than a cycle.

At this time, I heard Yan Ran say: "These two days are very busy, and I don't have time to chat with everyone about the family. If you are in love, you can say that you are living together just by looking at each other, and if we chat like this, we may get married together, and even if you buy a milk powder, you can say that you are married and have a child.”

A lot of old fans immediately understood what Yan Ran meant. This was because he was angry during the day, and he was venting his anger during the live broadcast.

Yan Ran put the prepared octopus on the table, took a goat's milk lollipop from the snack box next to it, licked it with the tip of his tongue, and felt that the taste was good, so he stuffed it into his mouth and ate it He said, "After such a commotion, I really don't dare to buy milk, I can only eat candy."

Many people in the barrage gave him advice:

Online shopping! Express delivery is now convenient.

It's called running errands! The same city is very fast!

The old fans said that this group of newcomers didn't understand the routine of milk face at all, and there might be bad things to say in the future.

Yan Ran crossed his legs, shook the lollipop in his hand lazily, and said seriously to everyone: "I heard that online shopping also has fake ones. Now the cost technology is too serious, and even meat can be artificially produced. Conscience!" Yan Ran's tone was still unhurried, and he said slowly, "Smelly shameless, professional fraud, scribbling, this kind of person will definitely lose his wallet when he goes out, no toilet paper in the toilet, and the sunflower seeds are full of bugs. There is mouse feces in the rice."

There were a lot of barrage cheering him up, feeling sorry for Yan Ran, and some persuading him that his circle is not easy to mix, he has already become a big dye tank, so hurry back and raise fish.

Yan Ran sighed, and said faintly: "The outside world is terrible. I want to go back to the mountains. There are still three days left before my filming is over. I'd better go back to the mountains then."

The fans clapped and clapped: No matter where you go, we will support you! Our milky face is a mountain grass!

School grass, class grass, and now mountain grass!

Yan Ran continued to mutter: "Wang Yiming doesn't know what he's doing, he's not here, no one can bully me, I'm very lonely."

A row of bullet screens lit wax for Wang Yiming.

"I still miss the chickens in my yard, the meat buns made by Aunt Wang, my fish, and even Wang Yiming's dog sons."

Yan Ran put the lollipop aside and started eating the plate of octopus, chatting while eating.

Zhang Xiaoba, who was watching the live broadcast, shivered, Yan Ran really ate eight, claws, and fish! He's coming back? ?

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The next morning, Jiang Yan gave Yan Ran a box of milk powder for kittens: "Master Yan, your milk."

Yan Ran: "..."

Jiang Yan said in embarrassment: "Mr. was very angry yesterday and said that he would not bring you food today, why don't you make some milk powder and bring it with you?"

The corner of Yan Ran's mouth twitched, "I brought the kitten milk powder to the set, I won't lose the cat!"

At this time, Qin Jinli happened to be going downstairs, standing in the middle of the corner of the stairs, looking down with indifference, Yan Ran gave him an angry look. When he was angry, he didn't let him eat. He apologized yesterday, but this stinky fish didn't let him eat! asshole!

Yan Ran left angrily. When she reached the door, she found a box of goat milk on the table. She reached out to take it and went out without looking back. She was very arrogant.

Qin Jinli was like that last night and the two of them could still have a good conversation, but now because of a meal, Yan Ran turned his face away, and her temper is not small.

It can be seen that everything else can be ignored, except that food cannot be settled. Jiang Yan subconsciously glanced at Qin Jinli, and found that his face was rarely indifferent. Shrugged. The same is true for sir, Young Master Yan has no food to eat, and he is the one who loves him the most, so why bother talking hard

At noon, the crew found that Yan Ran, who usually brought a luxurious lunch, only took out a box of milk and was squatting in a corner morosely. Many girls and sisters gathered around, "Yan Ran, are you going to eat this today?"

Yan Ran sighed, he didn't like to eat the green vegetables in the lunch box, and the salt was too high, and the hair fell off after eating, so he should drink goat's milk.

He Yuqi teased him: "How old are you, have you not been weaned yet?"

Yan Ran looked at this human being with a blank expression, and said a lot, if it wasn't for him yesterday, would he have no food today? Thinking of this, Yan Ran raised the corners of her mouth, and said obediently: "I'm still young, I can still grow after drinking milk, brother Qi doesn't grow any amount of milk, my bones are getting old."

He Yuqi: "..."

Looking into Yan Ran's eyes, you can't tell whether he said it on purpose or unintentionally, this kid is naturally black!

Both Meng Sijie and Deng Yueqing handed over their lunch boxes, and they both brought meals today, "We are all trying to lose weight, so we can't eat so much, you can help my sister eat."

Feeling their kindness, Yan Ran shook her head, "No, I'll just drink milk, and I can grow up to 1.85 meters tall."

The ladies and sisters in the whole production crew saw that he was only 1.75 meters tall, and they all gave him encouraging eyes. He can still grow at the age of 19. It is impossible to be 1.85 meters tall. If he sprints, he can reach 1.8 meters at most. Not bad.

At this time, a delivery guy ran in with a big box, "Excuse me, who is Yan Ran?"

Yan Ran looked over subconsciously, and the little brother shouted: "Please sign for your pizza!"

A 14-inch large seafood pizza is enough for three or four people. Yan Ran held it in his hand. Seeing that the orderer only had the word Qin, the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably, and he ran back to the young lady, alone. eat them all. For the sake of delicious pizza, forgive this old fish who wants to save face.

Not long after, Qin Jinli received such a message on his mobile phone.

My cat: For the sake of pizza, let's make up, whoever makes trouble is a dog.

Qin Jinli: ▼_▼

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In the last scene, the heroine's younger brother Lan Lin passed away. After the filming of this scene, many girls in the crew shouted: My parents owe me a brother!

It's so warm, how can you be so heartwarming!

Yan Ran didn't expect to receive a red envelope for the first time in filming. She took it out and saw that it was six hundred. Yan Ran stuffed it in her pocket happily, and sincerely thanked the two directors who took care of her and the leading brothers and sisters. , "Thank you for taking care of me these few days. In the future, brothers and sisters, please come to my farm for dinner. I will cook a big meal for you."

In the end, Yan Ran exchanged WeChat messages with his younger brothers and sisters, and classified them all into the ranks of potential customers.

Director Li looked at Yan Ran eagerly, seeing this piece of uncut jade that would shine in the show business circle in the future and wanted to go back to the mountain village to raise fish, he felt this feeling in his heart, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself when he got close, so he picked him up hug!

"Yan Ran, don't go." Director Li took a post-it note from his pocket, wrote down two phone numbers, pasted the post-it note on Yan Ran's forehead, and said bitterly, "This is two phone numbers. The director’s call, the first one is a movie, the crew is looking for a little chef, you can go for an audition. The second is a variety show, they are also looking for a little chef, you can go and ask yourself.”

Yan Ran put the note on his forehead and said gratefully: "Thank you Director Li, I have already agreed with my brother that I will stop filming in the future and I will go home to raise fish."

Li Daoqi's forehead buzzed, "Aren't you stupid! What a good actor, what a waste! What a waste! What's the point of raising fish!"

"Of course, fish is the best food in the world for me, and it is irreplaceable." Yan Ran smiled and bowed to the other party, "Goodbye, Director Li, and I invite you to eat fish at my farm in the future. There are so many fish farms." Yan Ran waved to everyone, ran to the side of the street, got into the car that Jiang Yan came to pick him up, thought about it, and quietly threw the note into the trash can.

Noticing his movements, Jiang Yan said with a smile: "Mr. has already arranged the next job for you. It is definitely suitable for you and you like it."

Yan Ran was curious, "What?"

Jiang Yan smiled mysteriously and started the car, "Go and ask Mr."

Yan Ran looked out of the window proudly, "If he can say it, he can say it himself, why does he have to ask others? He has a problem of keeping everything in his heart, and he needs to correct it."

Jiang Yan smiled, "Since I met you, my husband has spoken to you more than in the past ten years. You may not know that he used to speak word by word, but now he can tell you a complete sentence. gone."

Yan Ran pursed her lips, and picked up the piece of jade around her neck with her fingers, the corners of her mouth could not help but rise, this decadent lazy fish! If he doesn't care about him anymore, he will become lazy and become a fat puffer fish one day.

At this time, a car behind them was following them not too far away, and Jiang Yan glanced at the rearview mirror with a smile, "Master Yan, they said that you are not popular now, and only the materials dug up now will be useful if you become popular in the future." .”

Yan Ran kissed the jade piece, and said indifferently: "It's okay, Brother Yu bless me, they can't take pictures of anything."

As soon as he said this, he saw the front of the car behind him turn around and hit the railing all of a sudden, Yan Ran covered his eyes, "Oh! It's so unlucky! Brother Yu is so effective that it's about to explode!"

Yan Rande, don't be hostile to him, he is now a monster possessed by the good luck buff, and it's not for nothing that he rubbed Brother Yu so many times.

Jiang Yan was also taken aback by Yan Ran's physique. He has been with Qin Jinli for more than a thousand years, but he has not been assimilated to this point by the koi physique. Could it be...he must have zero-distance contact

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After returning home, Yan Ran ran to the second floor in one breath, and swooped at the person who was squinting and dozing on the wicker chair by the window! The fluffy belly completely covered Qin Jinli's face, and Yan Ran said fiercely: "Brother Yu, answer the question carefully, or I will use the fluff to stun you!"

Qin Jinli grabbed the back of his neck and pressed it against his leg, Yan Ran lost.

Yan Ran held a small dried fish, and lay on Qin Jinli's lap, grinding his teeth slowly, "I heard you arranged something fun for me, what am I going to do next?"

Qin Jinli took a planning book on the table and handed it to Yan Ran. Yan Ran quickly stuffed the remaining half of the dried fish into his mouth, flipping through the pages, getting more and more excited as he read it. Look at the tail is straight.

"Brother Yu! This is awesome!" Yan Ran threw away the planning book, hugged Qin Jinli's face with two paws, rubbed the smell of dried fish on the other's face, and wanted to jump high excitedly. "Brother Yu, you are the best fish." Yan Ran slapped the fish's fart in a serious manner, Qin Jinli didn't want to look into his eyes with the adoration in his eyes, and didn't want to experience that feeling of losing control of his heart again. He held Yan Ran in his arms once and kneaded it into a hairball.

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That night, Director Li's friend called him, "How about the little actor named Yan Ran who is filming in your crew? Does he have a sense of variety?"

Director Li was amused when he thought of Yan Ran's big sincere eyes, "He doesn't know how to be funny, but he has a good personality. He has a face that kills men, women, and children. In my crew, girls like it. Did he call you?" Did you call? I think he meets your requirements in all aspects, and his acting skills are also good. Now the entertainment industry is in such a big environment, and there are too many people who look at their faces. There are fewer and fewer young people who really have acting skills. We have to train a few for the future. If there are real materials, you can think about it, and you can give it to the regular guests."

"What's the call?" Director Wang was a little confused by the words.

"Then why do you ask about Yan Ran?"

"Hey, isn't this suppressed by the higher-ups? He's a resident guest, and he's a newcomer, so he can't afford traffic." Director Wang was also worried while smoking a cigarette. Finding a star who can cook, be famous and also host is a big deal. Difficult, but Yan Ran was directly airborne from above, how did he shoot? The fan base is not enough, why is it popular

Li Dao was stunned for a moment, Yan Ran, a fish farmer, could press down from above? Even though he has been in the entertainment circle for many years, he didn't want to understand the reason. He asked in a daze: "Do you want to find a host who can cook? There are restrictions, why don't you find someone who can speak well?" , adding another cutie who can cook won't be so boring."

Director Wang was amused by the words "cute", "What you said is very reasonable, but I don't know if the funder's father will give so much money."

Director Li persuaded him: "Go and ask, Yan Ran is not the only one, and he didn't say that there are two hosts."

Before Director Li finished speaking, he heard his old friend suddenly say: "Old Li, whose family is this child?"

Director Li was in a daze again, what grandpa

"The higher-ups just notified me that the filming location this time is in Yan Ran's small village, and Yan Ran's partner is the pillar of Jincheng Entertainment TV Station, the pillar of the variety show circle, with an annual salary of 28 million Xiao Shuheng."

Director Li:! ! !

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That night, Yan Ran also called Wang Yiming, "Xiao Mingzi, how is your family?"

Wang Yiming: "Don't worry, I have me at home. The cats and dogs are all well-raised. The construction of the farm has begun. Now because of your celebrity effect, many people have paid attention to it at the beginning of the preparation. When it is completed, the traffic will suddenly increase. I just pulled it up. It’s good to have the help of the uncles.” Wang Yiming opened the chatter box, but couldn’t hold back, “Aunt Wang’s child is about to graduate, and she said that after graduation, she will go back to her hometown and work with us. When you finish your work Come back, our farm is about to be built, you hurry up to make yourself famous, and you need to have more fans to promote it.”

Wang Yiming was already numb by the speed of Yan Ran's popularity, so he opened his mouth to ask for fans. Anyway, Yan Ran can absorb fans, so I believe the boss can lie on the ground and fly.

Yan Ran sat on the swing in the yard, shaking his feet happily, "That's good, I'll go back soon, and I'll give you a huge surprise when I go back! You've cleaned up the village recently."

Wang Yiming readily agreed: "Okay! Don't forget to give me a raise!"

"I'll bring you delicious food, you are really a qualified shit shoveler."

"It's a great honor, thank you Lord Ron."

After hanging up the phone, Yan Ran reposted Wang Yiming's Weibo to promote the farm: My secretary-general said that if I can't perform well, I will go home and be the boss.

The freshly baked secretary-general is still a little nervous, he was promoted accidentally, what should he do if he really wants to wag his tail? Do not! He did not want! He has no tail! As soon as this idea came out, Wang Yiming wanted to bite himself. Some of his recent thoughts are a bit scary.

What he didn't know was that when this thought came out of him, there was a faint aura stirring behind his buttocks.

The seal has reached a hundred years, and soon, it will disappear.