Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 5: Be the cat demon of the new era

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Early the next morning, Yan Ran was taken to the county seat by Wang Yiming to apply for a bank card. Wang Yiming also wants to buy a signal receiver. The signal in the village is not very good, and sometimes the live broadcast will be affected. Now that you have money, buy it!

Dawang Village is also a 40-minute drive from the county seat. The two of them walked out of the village and took a "bus" privately run by nearby villagers who passed only once in half an hour.

When he arrived at the bank, Yan Ran took his ID card and looked around seriously. He watched the human put the card into an iron case, and the iron case spewed out a lot of money. He subconsciously glanced at his ID card. .

Wang Yiming helped him fill out the form, and hurried to find someone, for fear of losing Yan Ran who had never been out. After asking, I found out that Yan Ran was a little country bumpkin who came down from the mountain, the kind who never went to school. His parents were away all the year round, and Yan Ran had never seen them since he was a child. He had always lived on the mountain with his grandfather. Although I was taught a lot of knowledge about modern society before I came out, it was all theory and I had no practice at all.

Seeing Yan Ran eagerly facing the cash machine with his ID card at a glance, Wang Yiming was immediately amused, and joked: "This thing is useless to scan your face."

Yan Ran nodded calmly, and silently put her ID card in her pocket.

Wang Yiming, who still wanted to tease a few more words: "..."

After applying for the card, Wang Yiming directly transferred two-thirds of yesterday's income to Yan Ran, and taught him how to transfer money, how to swipe the card, and how to bind WeChat. He still doesn't understand a lot of things, he just searched the Internet for things he doesn't know, it was taught by his grandfather when he was about to leave the house, and if he didn't understand, he asked Du Niang. Wang Yiming suspects that his grandfather doesn't know much about this either. How can an old man living on the mountain with children have time to contact the outside world? He immediately put himself in the position of the big brother. After all, Yan Ran was several years younger than him.

"That's it. I'll apply for you when you go back. You keep all these. Don't throw them away. It's hard to make up for them if you lose them."

"Well, I put it away, thank you." Yan Ran put the bank card and ID card in his trousers pocket, and patted them. If someone dared to steal something in his pocket, Shadowless Claw would let him know.

He glanced at the amount of money sent by the bank on his mobile phone again, and the first thing he did was to return the extra money Wang Yiming gave him, "It's five to five cents, I don't know how to live broadcast, and I don't know without you." How to make money. And Aunt Wang said, you are not young anymore, it is time to marry a wife and have a baby, save some money."

Wang Yiming couldn't laugh or cry, "You still care about yourself, you won't marry a wife in the future?"

Yan Ran shook his head and didn't say anything. He is a cat demon. When he finds a partner in the future, he must also find a fairy. How can he be so lucky to find a female cat demon who is about the same age and can talk? Besides, he still hasn't found a way to get out of the cub stage. Could it be that he finds a partner to transform into someone else, who looks like his mother, and he looks like a stupid son who hasn't been weaned, is it shameful

Wang Yiming felt that he was still young and didn't understand these things, so he didn't continue this topic. Anyway, Qian Yanran refused to give up, and no one would persuade him to decide what he had decided. Wang Yiming was moved. He saw that Yan Ran was a child at heart, that is, he was unforgiving in his mouth, and he really didn't treat him as an outsider in his heart. The eyes he looked at Yan Ran were more sincere than before. Not so much joking.

Wang Yiming was going to buy a signal receiver, and Yan Ran followed, observing every move of others, and learning everything by just watching it once.

Seeing a small shop selling plants nearby, an elderly man at the door was watering the flowers, Yan Ran walked over and asked, "Master, do you have catnip seeds here?"

The old man picked up the scissors, cut off the flowering branches, and said with a smile: "I don't have seeds here, only flowers and plants, which are planted by myself and my wife. Keep alive, why don't you come in and have a look?"

Yan Ran asked disappointedly: "Then do you have cat grass?"

The old man shook his head, stooped and walked in the door, "No, I haven't heard of it."

Wang Yiming came out and listened, "What? You want to buy cat grass and catnip, there are definitely none here. The cats in small county towns are not as delicate as in the city. Catnip can be bought online, and cat grass seeds don't need to be bought at all. You get a sack."

He was also surprised that Yan Ran, who came down from the mountain, was quite good at raising cats, and he knew cat grass and catnip. The roommate he shared in the past raised a Garfield, and he took care of it like an ancestor every day. He had seen that cat grass seed before, it was the wheat grown in the field, and there were as many of them as there were in the village.

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Yan Ran bought 20 catties of catnip seeds online, and planned to grow a patch of catnip in her yard. After eating fish, she basked in the sun in the yard and rolled in the catnip. It was so beautiful just thinking about it .

Yan Ran learned that although this is a small village, there is still a collection point in the village. All the couriers in the village are placed at the village head's house. For folks in the village, sometimes whoever passes by can give them a ride, which is very convenient. Yan Ran once again lamented that human beings are really smart. Although they are mortals, they have invented means of transportation that can travel thousands of miles a day. Some of them are as fast as flying monsters, and they can buy things thousands of miles away by sitting at home. , It can be delivered to your hands in a few days, which is really amazing.

Wang Yiming pushed a bag of barley seeds weighing more than 100 catties from his home with a cart, and told Yan Ran: "The cat grass you want."

The two of them didn't plan to do anything else in the afternoon, so they planted cat grass in the yard. In fact, it was Wang Yiming who was planting and Yan Ran was watching. A bug crawled under his feet, and Yan Ran's thoughts were taken away. He squeezed it up curiously and looked at it, exclaimed: "Wang Yiming! The bugs in Yunliang Mountain are different from those in Kunlun. Eighteen legs, that's amazing! Cats only have four legs."

Wang Yiming suppressed a smile, and regretfully said: "I'm sorry, I only have two feet, and I'm a hindrance to the biosphere."

Yan Ran threw the worm away and squatted on the ground. At this moment, he seemed like a wise man who had seen a lot of wind and rain, "Although human beings only have two legs, they are the favorite species of the sky. In the long river of history, human beings have become the masters of this world. So, you don't have to feel inferior."

Wang Yiming: "..."

Dozens of cats, large and small, came to join in the fun one after another under the leadership of the boss of the pear cat. Yan Ran simply sat on the ground, touched the cats' heads one by one, grabbed a handful of cat grass seeds, and asked the nearest one Big Tabby Cat: "Tiger Head, would you like to have a bite?"

The big raccoon cat named "Tiger Head" leaned over and took a bite. When it got into its mouth, it found the taste was not right. It stuck out its tongue and spit it out. While wiping its mouth with its paw, it looked at Yan Ran with helpless eyes, making Yan Ran haha Laughing, he rubbed the face of the cat with the tiger's head in his hands, "I just wanted to tell you that it's not good, but you've already eaten it!"

Yan Ran's hair and pupils are slightly lighter than normal people, a little golden, and the golden color is even more obvious in the sun than in the room. Wang Yiming, who was working hard to farm the fields, looked back and saw that Yan Ran, who hadn't worked at all, was sitting among the cats, and he didn't feel any disobedience.

Wang Yiming quickly took pictures of this scene, and posted it on Weibo cheerfully: I found out that my boss is the reincarnation of a cat demon. This big raccoon cat is a famous cat king nearby. He climbs trees to catch birds and goes down rivers to fish. Now he is the boss brother.

The comments quickly went up: ( ⊙o⊙ ) Wow! The little brother can not only catch fish, cook but also raise cats!

So bloggers are not as good as a cat, can you climb trees, can you touch fish? Attached is the Fishing Emoticon Pack.

I envy my little brother's magical skills! Little brother, what else can't you

Willing to be a cat next to my little brother, begging to be stroked, begging to rub his head!

Licking my little brother's flourishing beauty!

So far, I don't know what Yan Ran's name is. What I know about him online is Wang Yiming's boss, a good-looking little brother who can cook. In the past two days, Wang Yiming's Weibo fans have also been increasing, and soon grew to more than 200,000 fans. Most of these fans are watching the fun, and a large part of them are Yan fans. They think Yan Ran is handsome and good-looking, or they are Wang Yiming's fans , the fan is not Yan Ran.

This time, some people also questioned: people nowadays don’t know what’s wrong, they are fans when they see good-looking ones, and they don’t know if they are posing for pictures, how can there be such a powerful person who can catch such a big fish casually, Why don't I believe it

+1 if you don’t believe me, this fish looks like it grew up eating feed, otherwise how could it grow so big? Starve it for three days, anyone can catch it with any bait.

Those who like Yan Ran are not happy: If you haven't watched the video of the little brother, don't talk nonsense here, okay? If you have the ability, you can catch it, if you have the ability, you can also cook, if you have the ability, you can eat a big fish weighing more than ten catties by yourself, you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven

I just like how good-looking he is, have you eaten your rice? Ugliness brings trouble!

Wang Yiming clicked his tongue, thinking that this could also cause a quarrel? How free are you? Yan Ran's full video from fishing to cooking to eating fish is also available on the official website, you can find it by searching, if you don't believe it, just watch it, there is no point in arguing here.

They don’t need to do anything, and they are slapped in the face if they say that the fish is farmed. Some people who specialize in fish research give information: This fish is wild, and artificial breeding is not like this!

This person put the facts and reasoned, and used scientific means to prove that this fish is a wild fish.

"You can question the technique of fishing, but you can't question the fish!" This is the cry of a biologist.

Yan Ran saw Wang Yiming stop suddenly, playing with his mobile phone and quitting work, holding three cats in his arms, and called Wang Yiming: "Stop playing, plant grass!"

Wang Yiming had no choice but to put away the phone, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Didn't we agree to plant together? Come and help!"

Yan Ran shook his head, and questioned his soul with earnestness like an elder: "You can't even plant cat grass, what kind of a good cat's shit shoveler are you? You need to exercise."

As soon as this was said, all the big cats and kittens around Yan Ran looked at Wang Yiming with contemptuous triangular eyes, as if they were saying: You can't even grow cat grass, what kind of shit shoveler are you

Wang Yiming: "..."

It was the first time he felt so deeply despised by cats.

Lord Yan's queen shit-shoveling officer had to continue planting grass silently with the corner of his mouth twitching, so he was puzzled, when did he become the shit-shoveling officer of so many cats? These are all cats with their own masters, they will go home after playing enough, and he can't take care of them.

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At this time, in a private manor on the other side of the ocean, a tall man was lazily leaning against the pool, with his head raised and his eyes closed. The black hair wetted by water stuck to his face, and water droplets slipped down his stern cheeks, he didn't seem to notice anything.

He was sitting in the water, as if he had fallen asleep, but the aura around him seemed to consciously penetrate into his body.

The most astonishing thing was that even the spiritual power contained in the sunlight obediently got into his body. All the goblins know that the spiritual power contained in the sun's rays is so strong that no big goblin who is not more than three thousand years old dare not absorb it directly, otherwise it will burn the meridians and burn the goblin's soul. Even the ghosts will be out of their wits when touched. When they came to him, they had no scruples.

The Asian young man in a butler uniform approached quickly, and said respectfully, "Sir, the special plane back home has been arranged, and it will depart at twelve noon in five days' time."

The man slowly opened his eyes, revealing a pair of brown eyes, indifferent, ruthless, and calm, it is hard to imagine that there is anything that can make these eyes fluctuate.

He lowered his eyes, opened his thin lips lightly, and there were only three words: "Yunliang Mountain."

The author has something to say: Gong: I am already tired of this boring world, I have been standing at the top of the food chain, watching too much, living too long, I feel that life is boring.

Audience eating melons: Don't be sad, little brother, you will soon have a cat, cat slave (wife slave) find out.