Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 53: Country life of big stars

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Yan Ran asked seriously: "Okay then, I'll go find pigs and sheep, domestic or wild, how much?"

Director Wang took a deep breath, "One domesticated one is enough."

"Okay, you guys get busy first, I'll be back in a while." Ten minutes later, Yan Ran led a sheep, followed by a sow, followed by a dozen piglets, and came back in a mighty manner. Now, I asked the director team: "Director, this pig just gave birth to a piglet, and the uncle said that the piglet must follow their mother, is it okay?"

Director group: "..."

What's wrong with this

The director team has nothing to say, what else can Yan Ran not do

Wang Yiming had to remind them: "Where do you let them live, there is no pigsty, and no sheep's nest."

Director Wang slapped his forehead, and said annoyedly, "Blame me, it's too early!" In fact, he didn't expect Yan Ran to get it for him so soon, "Well, you send them back first, let's build them up first." A litter, when the time comes, let guests drive them over, big stars drive pigs, I think the audience will like to watch it.”

The whole crew roared with laughter, and a young girl shouted, "Director Wang, are you a devil!"

Director Wang smiled and said, "I am."

Yan Ran and Wang Yiming looked at each other, and they both saw sympathy in each other's eyes, sympathy for those big stars who were coming, this director didn't seem to be as elegant and kind as he appeared on the surface.

Next, Yan Ran and Wang Yiming took the program team to the village to get acquainted with the environment, looked at the farm currently under construction, and saw many people fishing here, and the program team was eager to try, "I heard that here I can't catch any fish, and I want to try to see if it's really so evil."

"Are you free?" Director Wang said with a smile: "Then I will call you when I have work."

"Ah! Forget it! I'm busy!"

Yan Ran caught a few fish under the shocked eyes of the fishermen, called Zhang Xiaoba back, and the two went back to cook together. For the first meal when the program team arrived, Yan Ran wanted to do his best to be a landlord.

For one meal, the entire crew was bought by Yan Ran. The meal was so good, it was even better than the chefs in the restaurant.

"I'm worried that the guests won't want to leave after eating the meal made by Yan Ran."

"It will cost a lot of money to keep them for one more day, right?"

"When the time comes, let them pay back."

"Yes! You have to pay for meals!"

Many of the crew were young people, one was booing, and the others joined in the fun. The whole yard was full of noise. A big rooster shrank its neck and hid in a group of little hens. Seeing so many people suddenly appearing in the house in a daze, Director Wang, who happened to be passing by, pushed his glasses, "Yan Ran, is this big rooster you raised so timid?"

Yan Ran said disgustedly: "I'm so cowardly! A milk cat can put its head on the ground."

"I see those cats listen to you very much?"

"Yes, I can train cats, and Naruko can train dogs."

At this time, Wang Yiming had already tied up his two big dogs. After all, there were so many people. Although they were very obedient and generally wouldn't be frightened, people didn't know that two such big dogs were wandering around. It is difficult to guarantee that others will not be afraid.

The two dogs wagged their tails happily when Yan Ran mentioned them. Director Wang asked with interest: "These two dogs are quite human, what's their name?"

Yan Ran thought about it, but he had forgotten what names he had given them before, so he named them hastily: "Come fast, come fast."

That dog looked confused, what do you mean

Yan Ran looked into their eyes and came to a hypnosis: "You call money quickly, you call fast money."

The two dogs immediately remembered that they were quick money and quick money.

Wang Yiming: "..."

Director Wang began to calculate, and he could find out a lot of selling points from this.

In the evening, Xiao Shuheng, whose plane was delayed, finally arrived, and the first thing he said when he entered the door was: "Is there anything to eat? The baby is starving to death!"

Yan Ran handed him a big steaming steamed bun, which can only be held with two big hands. Xiao Shuheng was not polite, he held it with both hands and started to chew. After two bites, Xiao Shuheng exclaimed: "This bun is delicious. , are different from the ones I bought!"

Yan Ran handed him another one, and said with a smile: "Of course, this bun is handmade by Aunt Wang, and I don't give it to ordinary people."

Hungry, Xiao Shuheng stuffed the steamed stuffed bun into his mouth, and squeezed his eyes with a smile: Enough loyalty!

Yan Ran smiled and thought, he can invite the aunts in the village to help Zhang Xiaoba. For example, Zhang Xiaoba cannot be busy with things like steamed buns, so he can share the money he earns with others Aunts in the village, let their lives be better. Leading the whole village to make a fortune, and everyone getting rich together is the real wealth.

Xiao Shuheng ate two oversized steamed buns in one go, patted his stomach and slumped on the chair like an egg pancake, and forced down the last mouthful of soup.

After eating enough and resting for a while, Director Wang said, "The recording of the show will start tomorrow, and the guests will arrive after ten o'clock."

Xiao Shuheng raised his hand, "Director Wang, please tell me who the guest is."

Director Wang: "Keep it secret."

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A black business car slowly drove into the Yunliang Mountain area, and the road was still not very easy. He Yuqi, who was bumped and unloved, kept wailing: "Why haven't you arrived yet? Yan Ran really lives in At the foot of the mountain!"

The driver said in a good temper: "Hurry up, the road to the village will be easy."

Meng Sijie took out the mirror, took a look at his delicate face, and rolled his eyes in disgust, "Don't be so squeamish, old man, I didn't moan, why are you moaning?"

The corner of He Yuqi's mouth twitched, and he felt like a weak chicken when he said it this way.

Ten minutes later, the road suddenly became easier, and the car was wide enough to run. He Yuqi opened the window and looked at the scenery outside the window. Now the spring is warm and there are many wild flowers on the roadside. He Yuqi took a deep breath, "The air is so beautiful OK!"

Meng Sijie also opened the window to let the breeze in, and squinted his eyes comfortably, "I heard that the roads in this village were repaired by Yan Ran, and all the money earned from the live broadcast was used to repair the roads."

He Yuqi sighed in admiration: "It's great, you still don't change your original intention after becoming famous, how many people can do it now?"

"I really want a younger brother, just like Yan Ran, it's good." Seeing that he had arrived at the entrance of the village, Meng Sijie looked at Yan Ran who was already standing in the middle of the road waiting for them, his eyes were twitching. envious light.

He Yuqi poured cold water on his mouth, "Don't dream, you won't have such a warm brother if you are so tough."

As a result, Meng Sijie rewarded me with an "iron fist", "If you destroy my image in front of the audience, I will kill you without mercy!"

The two of them had cameras following them from the moment they got off the plane, and everything they said and did along the way was captured. Meng Sijie, as Meng Ge, also wanted to save face. At this time, Meng Ge hadn't thought about how the audience would react when this scene was edited into the camera.

The two of them were invited in the first episode, because "Urban Queen" is currently on the air, and Yan Ran is also on this show. The three of them are reunited. Meng Sijie got out of the car and threw away his luggage. Stepping on ten-centimeter high-heeled shoes, she ran towards Yan Ran briskly, "Brother~~~"

Yan Ran⊙▽⊙

Yan Ran didn't expect that the guests of this issue were the two of them, and they happily ran over, and when the other party rushed over, he quickly put both hands on the other's shoulders, "Sister, calm down, gossip!"

He Yuqi pulled two suitcases to join in the fun, "Brother~~"

Yan Ran hurried to pick up a box, and calmly persuaded him: "Brother Qi should also calm down, and be careful of gossip!"

"Oh~ what's so scary about gossips, my brother grew up in gossips at such a young age, come and give me a hug~~" He Yuqi bluffed while carrying the suitcase, everyone could see that he was joking with Yan Ran, and then he was caught Meng Sijie was beaten, Yan Ran looked at Meng Sijie in admiration, the women nowadays are so scary, this young lady seems to be able to beat He Yuqi easily, during filming, and even after filming.

Looking at He Yuqi again, he was not angry, and followed behind Meng Sijie with a smile. Yan Ran tilted his head, sensitively feeling the subtle aura of the two of them.

Meng Sijie had already run to the front, and when he saw the camera, he knew that it was Yan Ran's home, "Oh, my brother still has a small villa, the environment is great! It's so comfortable! Where did the fragrance of flowers come from?"

Yan Ran led them into the yard, "The pagoda trees in the mountains are in bloom, and they are all fragrant."

Xiao Shuheng ran out to greet him when he heard the movement, "I said, I can smell the fragrance from a long distance, the big beauty is here!"

Meng Sijie laughed haha, without airs at all, "Long time no see Brother Xiao, he looks handsome again~"

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Xiao Shuheng took the suitcase in He Yuqi's hand and asked Yan Ran, "You didn't know they were coming?"

Yan Ran spread her hands: "I don't know, they didn't say anything!"

He Yuqi also spread his hands, "The director won't let me talk."

Meng Sijie had already run to the lobby on the first floor and walked around. She grew up in the city and had never seen any new gadgets in the country. She was so excited, "Where am I going to live tonight? There is a kang Is it? The kind that needs to be lit at night.”

Yan Ran was amused, "Aren't you afraid of getting angry when you burn the kang?"

Meng Sijie was already sitting on the pony bed, looking left and right, "It turns out that there are so many specialties in the earthen kang, I thought that people in the countryside sleep on earthen kangs."

Seeing that her heels were so high, Yan Ran felt awkward doing anything, so she went into the house and got her two pairs of shoes, "Sister Meng, do you want slippers or sneakers? These sneakers are new. I haven't bought them yet. Wear it, try to see if it fits, it’s inconvenient to wear high heels here.”

Meng Sijie thanked Yan Ran, took the pair of sneakers, and they fit well. She couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Brother, you are so heart-warming. If anyone becomes your girlfriend in the future, just wait and enjoy the blessing!"

Yan Ran took the pair of slippers back and said the same words: "I'm still young."

"Why do I think you've grown taller?" Meng Sijie stood up, caught up with Yan Ran, and gestured at Yan Ran's height, "It's only been a few months, and you've grown taller again."

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes, with a harmless expression on his face: "I'm still young, I can eat and grow."

He Yuqi was already sitting on the sofa, shouting: "Yan Ran, I want to eat the rice you cooked, I want to eat the roasted whole lamb! Another half of the beef leg!"

Meng Sijie just wanted to kick him, "Here in the mountain village, you can eat whatever you want. When you go to my brother's house, you can eat whatever is given to you. Don't talk too much!"

He Yuqi was unhappy, "Why do you always keep me in check?"

Meng Sijie: "Because you are ignorant."

These are two enemies who quarrel when they meet.

At this time, Xiao Shuheng said from outside the door: "You can eat whatever you want, you bring vegetables, and I will cook for you if you bring them."

He Yuqi lay on the sofa clutching his stomach, as if he had lost his energy, "Say it sooner, I'll bring a sheep here."

Seeing that they had nothing to do, Yan Ran suggested, "Why don't I take you to go fishing and see the farm I'm building." When he said the last sentence, Yan Ran's expression couldn't hide a little embarrassment.

The two of them followed Yan Ran out of the house when they were interested. The original small village is starting to be modernized, but it makes people feel much more convenient, and still retains the simplicity and simplicity of the mountain village. Meng Sijie, who has never seen anything, is happy like a three-year-old child, running here and watching there. Look, when you see a wild vegetable, you will be surprised and ask if this can be eaten

Yan Ran followed behind slowly, watching He Yuqi chase after them, the two of them squatted on the ground digging a wild vegetable, and heard them muttering: "Let's stay away, and there will be scandals in a while."

"It's boring to have an affair with you. It's been rumored recently. I'm not afraid of you. What are you afraid of?"

"Do you want to be beaten?"

"Can you be gentle with me?"

Yan Ran stood behind the two of them, and asked bluntly, "Are you two dating?"

"No!" Meng Sijie glared at Yan Ran angrily, "No nonsense!"

Yan Ran: "..."

Human beings are so strange, he asked in such a civilized manner if he was in a relationship, but he didn't directly say whether you want to mate, why is it so fierce? The scandal between him and Brother Yu has spread to the entire goblin circle, and he is not impatient.

Now that the apple tree has bloomed, the two people who often filmed and had no time to look at the scenery squatted beside the fruit tree and refused to leave. They enjoyed this rare and relaxing time. Even Xiao Shuheng leaned on the tree and said lazily: "Yan Ran, I want to eat an apple."

Yan Ran said with a smile: "We can only wait until autumn, I won't give birth."

The director team was all amused by Yan Ran, there was nothing wrong with what he said.

At this time, people can already be seen fishing not far away. He Yuqi looked fresh, "I heard that no one can catch the fish here. Is it true? I want to try it too."

Yan Ran pointed to the sign, "Sure, 200 a day, or Auntie won't let you in."

At this time, I heard the director say, "No, He Yuqi still has work to do when he goes back. The weather forecast says that it will rain soon. For the sake of equality of all beings, you have to repair the chicken coop."

"I fix the chicken coop?" He Yuqi pointed to his nose, his eyes widened in shock, and asked the director: "Director, tell me again, are you sure you want me to fix the chicken coop? I can eat chicken."

The director said seriously: "For the equality of all living beings!"

He Yuqi: "..."

"For the sake of the equality of all beings, let's eat fish at noon." Yan Ran cast a sympathetic look at He Yuqi, went down and took a fishing rod at the cashier, flicked it, lifted it under the surprised eyes of everyone, and caught it in three seconds a big fish. Anglers are stunned, is this okay? !

Yan Ran picked up the fish and left calmly, leaving everyone with the back of a king. When it comes to catching fish, who else can fight him

Xiao Shuheng, Meng Sijie, and He Yuqi on the shore all clapped their hands, little stars appeared in Yan Ran's eyes, and Yan Ran carried the fish home to cook with his head held high, and his steps were like the steps of a king .

In the later stage, it was also rough. In this section, Yan Ranp put on an invincible big cloak, and a big golden crown, accompanied by music: how invincible is, how lonely~

The girls on stage in the program group held their faces, and Yan Ranmeng was about to cry, "I can guarantee that Yan Ran will be a big hit in the first episode!"

"Hot all over the country!"

"Hot all over the world!"

"Fire spreads all over the universe!"

"Fire... Director Wang is going to be on fire." Director Wang glanced at him, and all the staff were silent.

After returning home, Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng were cooking, and He Yuqi was going to repair the chicken coop. Meng Sijie was wandering around with a small basin, but he couldn't help, so he ran to He Yuqi, "Can you do it? Can't fix it?"

He Yuqi was speechless, how could he fix this? This is the first time he has seen a chicken coop grow like this.

Several hens saw strangers clucking vigilantly. At this time, the majestic big rooster flew down from the wall and landed on the chicken coop. He Yuqi saw its sharp beak and pulled Meng Sijie to it in fright. He took two steps back, "I heard that the chickens in the countryside are very wild and territorial. Will it peck people?"

Meng Sijie swallowed, slightly nervous, "It seems to be able to fly, flying down such a high wall, if we chase people, we probably can't run away from it."

The two looked at each other, and were hesitating whether to call for help. At this time, they heard a milky "meow" on the wall, and they both looked up at the same time. A big orange cat was holding a small milk cat , was looking down at them, and it was the little milk orange that meowed.

"It's so cute!" As soon as Meng Sijie finished speaking, the big cat jumped down and stepped on the back of the big rooster. The feet slipped and fell to the ground, and when they got up, they retreated behind a few hens, leaning on the ground, not daring to raise their heads.

The big cat walked past the fence lightly with the kitten in its mouth, glanced at the two humans with contemptuous triangular eyes, and left.

He Yuqi: "... I feel the contempt from the cat!"

Meng Sijie: "I won't tell you about the quarrel this time."

The director team couldn't help laughing, who knew that such a strong rooster would be so timid, Xiao Shuheng came out to wash the vegetables with a basin, and asked amusedly: "I don't know how to fix it, can I ask an expert to teach you?"

The expert here who can repair chicken coops is Wang Yiming.

Wang Yiming walked to the front with two dogs, and negotiated seriously with He Yuqi: "I will teach you how to build a chicken coop, can you sign for me later?"

He Yuqi agreed without thinking, "Yes!"

"Well, isn't our farm under construction?" Wang Yiming grinned, feeling like he had succeeded in a trick, "I specially left a wall, the star signature wall, you put your name on it, and when it opens in the future, I can Put up a sign and take a photo with the star's signature, and it costs ten yuan a piece."

Two big stars: "..."

Yan Ran gave Wang Yiming a thumbs up from the window, shit shovel, well done!

At noon, Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng cooked a home-cooked meal together, twice-cooked pork, stir-fried broccoli, braised tofu, braised fish, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and a seaweed egg drop soup. Big stars eat so much that their bellies are round, and they don't want to move when they're full.

Meng Sijie was worried, "If I live here for a week, Yan Ran will definitely make me fat."

Xiao Shuheng touched his stomach, "You say that, I think I'm in danger."

He Yuqi had already fallen asleep on the sofa, and was exhausted after taking a long flight and building a chicken coop.

Yan Ran went to get a blanket for him, covered He Yuqi's body, and pointed to Meng Sijie upstairs, "There is a room for you upstairs, do you want to take a rest, Miss Meng?"

Meng Sijie struggled to get up, swayed and spoke, lay down on the soft mattress, and sighed: "The days when you eat and go to sleep are simply heaven! I don't want to gone!"

Downstairs, after the arrangement of the program team, Wang Yiming found it with a letter, "The village is going to plant watermelons in the afternoon, starting at 3 o'clock, please prepare yourself, the four of you will plant half an acre of land, and the director team will provide them in the evening." Ingredients."

Yan Ran took it suspiciously, and asked the director: "If the melons planted don't grow, will the program team compensate our village for the economic loss?"

Director Wang: "Pay!"

Yan Ran felt relieved, "That's good."

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In the afternoon, Yan Ran took three big stars to the watermelon field at the head of the village. The purely manual watermelon planting method is to dig a hole, put two seeds, bury it in the soil, move half a meter forward, dig another hole, and put Two seeds, buried in soil, moved half a meter forward... Several people have never seen this before, curiously picked up a small shovel and eager to try.

At the beginning, I thought it was very fun, but after less than 20 minutes, several people felt tired. They squatted here all the time, and their waists and backs were under pressure.

The farmer uncle not far away planted very quickly, without stopping at all. Xiao Shuheng sighed, "I always thought I had good physical strength, but unexpectedly, I still lost to the uncles."

"In the future, if you can't eat watermelon, you will never waste it. It is not easy to grow a watermelon."

Director Wang didn't know where to borrow a loudspeaker, stood by and shouted slowly: "This is just the beginning. After the watermelons are planted, we need to water them, pick seedlings, and fertilize them. Farmers will only sell them for a few cents from the beginning to the end. Money is a catty, you all realize that life in the countryside is not easy, right?"

The three stars all nodded, not only was it not easy, it was too difficult.

Yan Ran glanced back, "Take a rest when you are tired, I am not tired yet, I can plant the remaining half by myself."

Being "stimulated" by Yan Ran's words, the three big stars all regained their energy, isn't it just half an acre of watermelon, plant it!

Director Wang looked at Yan Ran, his eyes secretly pleased. Although Yan Ran was airborne, it was much better than him looking for fresh meat in the circle. This kid is too warm and hardworking. As soon as it aired, the most popular one should be Yan Ran.

Working from three o'clock to six o'clock, four people planted half an acre of watermelons, and Yan Ran planted one third. Even so, the three big stars didn't want to move anymore. Yan Ran drove his little electric donkey and pulled the three big stars. Along the way, he was surrounded by many villagers, which was very exciting.

The director's team was carrying the camera behind them, throwing off their thighs and chasing after him.

In the later stage of this period, I specially gave Yan Ran a pair of big wings, and the music used was: You can’t catch up with me, I’m just so strong, la la la la~~

After everyone left, Wang Yiming put up a sign on his head: Xiao Shuheng, He Yuqi, Meng Sijie, and the melons planted by Yan Ran.

Wait until it's cooked, hehehe~~~