Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 55: Kick the jar of vinegar

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The second phase of recording officially started, Yan Ran called Cen Tongen with her mobile phone, "Lord, are you still filming?"

According to the regulations, the guests participating in the show cannot tell others that they are coming, and they must keep it mysterious, so that they will have a sense of surprise when filming. Yan Ran pretended not to know, lying on the recliner by the window, and leisurely called Cen Tongen, with his long legs resting on the window sill, Xiao Shuheng came in from the outside with a water basin, and put his feet on his feet like an old lady. Shooting down, he gave him a warning look.

A few make-up artists snickered. After a period of recording, the relationship between the two resident guests became better, they got along better, and the shooting became more natural, very similar to the silly landlord and his silly nephew.

Just arrived in the town, Cen Tongen got in the car to pick him up and said carelessly: "Guess~"

After the new year, and one year older, Cen Tongen now has a lot of eyebrows and eyes, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, a high nose bridge, a smirk at the corner of his mouth when he talks, wearing a snow-white sportswear, and even the shoes are custom-made White sneakers, the whole person looks very handsome, and the extra bag is not good. It's very similar to his id name, my family has a mine, I'm rich, crazy and arrogant, but he has the capital of arrogance. Whether it is in the human power or in the monster race power, their family is at the top.

Yan Ran only gave him two words, hehe, and didn't want to guess at all.

Cen Tongen asked with a smile: "How is your farm going?"

Yan Ran said leisurely: "It's not finished yet, if only we can build a section of the road when the county builds it."

Cen Tongen: "If your place develops, it will definitely drive the economic development of the whole county. Those who don't repair it for you are idiots."

The corner of Yan Ran's mouth twitched. If this was edited into the feature film, Master Cen's last two words would have to be replaced with beep beep, beep beep is not very pleasant, and everyone knows it is a curse. Dare to scold.

The director also had a headache. This master was also airborne. It is said that he came to play with Yan Ran. The good thing is that he is quite famous and can drive traffic.

Hearing movement outside, Yan Ran took a look outside and said, "I won't tell you, it seems that someone is coming to my house."

"Did he already know that I'm coming?" After hanging up the phone, Cen Tongen sat up straight, grabbed the car seat and asked the photographer behind, "Why do I feel that he knows I'm coming?"

The cameraman had an innocent face: "... I don't know, are you telepathic between friends?"

Cen Tongen clicked his tongue twice, "Forget it, you don't understand." Humans don't understand.

Photographer: "..."

On Yan Ran's side, the younger brother of the director team and Wang Yiming borrowed a sheep from the uncle's house. The sheep's nest has been set up, and Wang Yiming shouted: "Boss, this sheep hasn't been fed yet, you can pull it out and let it go." Eat some grass and herd sheep?"

Yan Ran nodded and wrote it down, and said seriously: "No problem, Cen Tongen likes to herd sheep."

The director team was all overjoyed, the rich young master Cen Tongen became a sheep-herding boy? The audience will definitely like to watch it, Director Wang is too ruthless.

At this time, a handsome young man at the head of the village was walking towards the village with a suitcase. He looked around and said as he walked: "This place is really beautiful. I lived in the village when I was young, and my grandfather and I lived together." Live with grandma."

It was Jiang Bo.

Many people know that Jiang Bo grew up in a single-parent family. His parents divorced when he was young, and he lived with his grandparents since childhood. When Jiang Bo mentioned this, he also wanted to shed tears of sympathy. He has been really unlucky recently.

Being able to participate in this show is because he has taken a fancy to the traffic of this show, knowing that it will definitely become popular, so he dredged up the relationship to win this show, and wanted to bring back the fans who had left before. He also felt that he was going downhill recently, and he failed to grab several roles he wanted, and the few starlets who had a relationship with him before had all improved recently. One of them took his role away.

He lost to a rookie with little experience, which made Jiang Bo very unconvinced. He is 33 years old now. It is not embarrassing in the entertainment industry at this age. If he does not get the best actor, he will never be able to straighten his back .

He was also afraid, if one day he switched identities with those little stars, would it be him who was trampled on the soles of his feet

Xiao Shuheng just came out to take out the garbage, and saw Jiang Bo shouting happily into the yard: "Yan Ran! Your brother Jiang is here, go and pick it up!"

Yan Ran heard the movement, and then came out, stood at the door to look, and walked over to pick up Jiang Bo with a smile.

His attitude is not the same as when he met He Yuqi and Meng Sijie in the last episode. It can be seen that the relationship with Jiang Bo is not as good as the outside rumors. He is polite and polite, but everyone can see that he They are not familiar with each other.

Yan Ran wanted to pick up Jiang Bo's box, but Jiang Bo didn't dare to give it to him. Now, let alone touching Yan Ran, he was worried about being punished by his manager even if he talked to him a lot. Since Jiang Bo is currently recording a program, people can't see what is going on between him and Yan Ran, so he smiled and said, "No need, I can move. I came from the countryside before, and I have plenty of strength."

Yan Ran blinked his eyes. With Jiang Bo's decent appearance now, he really couldn't tell his origin at all. Yan Ran felt a little regretful, why didn't he learn mystical arts when the second grandpa asked him to learn mystical arts from the fifth grandpa? Otherwise, he would be able to see other people's backgrounds, how powerful Jinkou is straight. Thinking about Grandpa Fifth's temper, Yan Ran gave up again,

After exchanging pleasantries, Yan Ran took Jiang Bo to the second floor and went to the room prepared in advance. Jiang Bo thanked Yan Ran with a smile. He was polite and distant, completely different from the intimacy they met last time. Yan Ran raised his eyebrows, didn't care why the other party changed, politely closed the door for the other party and went downstairs.

Xiao Shuheng pretended to ask: "Is Jiang Bo the only one today? Go outside to see if there is anyone else. I think according to the director's routine, there should be more."

Yan Ran winked at Xiao Shuheng, gave me everything, and ran out happily.

The road from the small town to Dawang Village was really not easy to walk, and when they finally reached the village, Cen Tongen was so irritable that he wanted to tear down the car! When he saw Yan Ran standing at the entrance of the village, Cen Tongen became energetic all of a sudden, his face was almost pressed against the glass, and he stared at Yan Ran with wide eyes in surprise, almost unable to sit still.

Finally, when Young Master Cen couldn't hold back any longer and wanted to break through the door, the car slowly drove up to Yan Ran, and Cen Tongen jumped out of the car in a hurry. This handsome white body, coupled with his handsome face, Coming to this small village, he looks even more handsome and dazzling.

Yan Ran tilted his head, looked at Cen Tongen carefully, and verified them with the photos he saw on the other party's Weibo in his memory, and then he felt the evil spirit in Cen Tongen's body.

Cen Tongen was also carefully looking at Yan Ran, and verified the photos on Yan Ran's Weibo with himself one by one. He also felt the aura of the demon clan on Yan Ran's body.

Their eyes lit up at the same time!

"Lucky Cat!"

"Big local tyrant!"

"You are?"

"You too!"

The two were excitedly hugging and bouncing together, Yan Ran really didn't expect, "You are too!!" After finding the goblin friend, Yan Ran was so happy, the netizen who got to chat with was also a goblin! In the future, there is no need to hide and hide when chatting, and you can say whatever you want.

Cen Tongen was also happy, so happy that he wanted to fly, but Yan Ran had a very strong murderous aura of a big monster, thinking about those rumors, he knew who left it behind. Fortunately, he also has the aura left by the big demon on his body, the two murderous auras cancel each other out, otherwise he really couldn't bear it.

The two of them were like two little fools, bouncing around the village for several minutes, and when they were done bouncing, Yan Ran shrugged her nose and whispered, "I smell a deja vu on you."

Cen Tongen grinned, and said indifferently: "My brother-in-law is a civil servant and often flies around. The smell on my body belongs to him. We brothers are just like him and me. He has to cover me. Is it right on your body? Also? The murderous intent is so strong!"

Yan Ran patted his chest, showing off his fish scales, "My brother gave it to me."

Cen Tongen also took out a white feather-shaped pendant, "My mother squeezed it on my uncle."

The two "second generation demons" who were covered by the boss looked at each other and smiled, "Hey, hey."

Follow-up production crew: "..."

Seek, talk, communicate, use, speak! do not understand at all!

After returning home, Cen Tongen took a quick turn around and saw that everything was fresh, so he went to touch the horns when he had nothing to do, scaring the surrounding chickens into a ball like quail in the cold winter months. Cen Tongen frowned in disgust, "What are you afraid of, I won't eat you!"

"If you want to eat it, I won't give it to you. This is the chicken I kept for laying eggs!" Yan Ran has already changed into a pair of sneakers, dressed in decent casual clothes, and is full of youthful breath, "Brother Xiao said, he and Brother Jiang is washing the vegetables at home, and let the two of us herd the sheep."

"Sheep herding???" Cen Tongen was shocked, even more shocked than He Yuqi when he learned that he was going to repair the chicken coop, "You asked me to herd sheep with you???"

Let him, a rich and wealthy young man with a golden body all over his body, go to herd the sheep, what a joke!

He is very good at eating sheep!

Yan Ran has already untied the rope of the sheep, the senses of animals are all sensitive, the sheep has already been terrified by the predator's breath on Cen Tongen, now as soon as it is free, it jumps up and down, even dragging Yan Ran out. .

"Stop talking nonsense! Let's go!"

Cen Tongen chased after him helplessly, and ran so fast that he turned into a phantom in the camera. After a few steps, he caught up with Yan Ran and gestured at Yan Ran's height, "Have you grown taller again? I remember you said Are you 1.71 meters?"

Yan Ran smiled, "Of course, I'm working very hard now, are you tall too?"

"I'm taller than you hahaha..."

Yan Ran rolled his eyes, he will grow up in the future, like Brother Yu. All Yan Ran's standards are the same as Qin Jinli's, and the goal is quite high.

The cameraman from behind chased them wildly with the camera on his back. He was sweating and failed to catch up with them. Director Wang borrowed Wang Yiming's bicycle and shouted from behind: "Slow down, you two! Take care of the camera!!!"

The two little demons with sharp eyes and ears stopped and slowed down. They laughed sheepishly and forgot that there was a group of humans behind them.

The two of them took the film crew and trot along the path, and when they reached the fish pond, Yan Ran scattered the sheep, "Go eat grass!"

Cen Tongen was stunned, "Is this the legendary sheep herding?"

Yan Ran looked disgusted, "Yeah, you don't even know how to herd sheep. Herding sheep means letting go of the sheep and letting them eat, you bumpkin."

They were so happy and crazy to follow the filming, these two people, the gods are herding sheep just let go of the sheep, they all depend on the director, do you want to remind them

Director Wang smiled and shook his head. The two of them let it go if they wanted to. The promotion department will do a better job of publicizing it: Cen Tongen, a wealthy young man, has been reduced to a sheep-herding boy!

Surprised to discover the theory of sheep-herding god: herding sheep means letting go of the sheep!

Listen, how happy the audience is.

The two of them let go of the sheep and ignored them. Cen Tongen's eyes had already fallen on Yan Ran's fish pond. He was curious and asked while gesturing, "How did you catch that fish? You just shook it with a bamboo pole and poked it. Poke that!"

Yan Ran puffed up his chest in shock, "Go, go back and get the bamboo pole, I'll teach you how to catch fish!"

The two left the sheep here, turned around and ran home.

The cameraman who was following them had to carry the camera and run with them again, crying in his heart. His real name envied the colleagues who shot Jiang Bo and Xiao Shuheng.

After returning home, Yan Ran drove out his little electric donkey and asked Cen Tongen to go up, carrying a bamboo pole. Cen Tongen took two steps back in disgust, how could he, Young Master Cen, sit on such a broken iron? !

Yan Ran clicked his tongue and drove away in a small electric donkey. If you don't take a car, let you run!

"Hey!" Cen Tongen could only catch up with the bamboo pole, jumped into the car in two steps, stood on the car, stepped on a small iron plate that was a little higher, leaned forward, and felt that the standing posture was very cool.

The little electric donkey was driving on the small road between the mountains, the slight mountain wind blew their hair and the clothes on their backs bulged, in fact, they looked like two older children playing crazy, the crew continued to run between them Eat dirt in the back, and call the energetic brats of the two of them to slow down!

Xiao Shuheng and Jiang Bo watched their trip in the yard, and they were very happy. Xiao Shuheng envied and hated, "Oh, this is youth, and I can't accept old age. If you tell me to run like this, I will run away." Do not move."

Jiang Bo smiled and shook his head, "I thought I was still young, but when I saw them, I still felt that there was a generation gap."

"There is a generation gap between three years old, and they are only twenty years old. Do the math, there are several generation gaps."

The photographer who was in charge of taking pictures of the two of them was silently wronged. They even envied the colleague who took pictures of Yan Ran with their real names. It was so boring to take pictures of two "uncles"~~~ I want to see Yan Ran catch fish!

Yan Ran parked the car by the fish pond, and under the shocked eyes of the fishermen, he held the bamboo pole and stirred in the pond, and after the fish came out of the water, they slapped! Three big fish weighing more than twenty catties were brought ashore.

Cen Tongen was also quick to strike, like an eagle's claws, he caught every one accurately, and threw them into the car when he caught them. He also loves to play, so he went down to join in the fun, poked Yan Ran on his shoulder from behind, poked him towards the water, and said, "Don't fall! Cats can't water!"

"I won't fall off the cliff!" Yan Ran bared her teeth, grabbed Cen Tongen and pushed into the water, "Can you swim? You smell like a bird!"

Cen Tongen jumped far away, "I won't either."

Yan Ran contemptuously said, "How dare you say the word "knowledge" so confidently?"

"You are so straightforward, how are you?"

The two of them didn't say anything about each other. When they got together, they would move their paws. You grab me and I hit you. They started arguing like two children who haven't grown up. The director team just wanted to remind them: sheep! ! !

What about herding the sheep? The sheep ran away!

At this time, Qin Jinli, who was watching all this on Yunliang, had a dark face, waved his hand, and shot out a spirit energy, and the alert Jiang Yan raised his hand and stopped it. Qin Jinli looked at Jiang Yan coldly, Jiang Yan smiled, and said gently: "Sir, Young Master Yan is still young, and cats are naturally playful, and he and that little eagle hit it off right away, and that child also innocently took Yan The young master treats him as a playmate. If Mister acts in the way, both Xiaoying and Young Master Yan will think that you don't want them to be friends. Mister, do you want to kill Young Master Yan's nature? Do you have the heart to see Young Master Yan sad?"

With a cold face, Qin Jinli snorted coldly, "He doesn't need friends."

Jiang Yan looked into Qin Jinli's eyes, and his tone was not in a hurry, without fear, only worry, "Sir, the life of a monster is long, and Young Master Yan's life has just begun. Do you want him to be like you, to bear the burden of loneliness for the sake of destiny?" ?"

Qin Jinli looked out the window with a cold face. After a long time, he said in a deep voice: "Sooner or later, I will still be betrayed."

Like him, Yan Ran was favored by the heavens, possessed by good luck, and blessed by wealth, which also caused most people who were kind to them to harbor evil thoughts. He had already tasted enough of the feeling of being betrayed, and he didn't want to let Yan Ran Ran tasted it again. Now Yan Ran's cultivation is not strong, and his ability is not yet obvious. In the future, more people with ulterior motives will notice his ability, approach him, please him, and use him! Instead of this, it is better to let him be quiet.

Jiang Yan saw that he didn't make any more moves, and smiled, "Actually, Young Master Yan is more blessed than you. With your protection, no one dares to take advantage of him. Let him live happily and freely. Look, he smiles a lot. happy."

Qin Jinli's face became even colder, "Stupid cat!" Having so much fun with others!

Although he was unhappy, Qin Jinli did not stop him. Jiang Yan went to deal with the report sent by the group at ease. It's scary to really change a person.

When Yan Ran and Cen Tongen had finished fighting, Yan Ran swaggered back to the small road, leaving the back of a king for a group of customers who couldn't catch any fish, and waved to Cen Tongen, "Go, go back and make fish for you to eat! "

The plastic friendship between kindergarten children is so unbreakable.

At this time, the director team finally couldn't hold back anymore and asked, "Yan Ran, where is your sheep?"

Yan Ran said innocently: "Leave it alone."

"Play it again and it will be lost!" The director reminded him: "Find it quickly!"

Dao Wang squeezed his head tiredly, and reminded the little brother in the later stage, "Let the lightning strike them both, and I will burn them on the outside and tender on the inside!"

The little brother wrote down a note in his little notebook, "Don't worry, I can put them both on a plate."

Yan Ran and Cen Tongen could only take the fish to look for the sheep. The sheep was obviously familiar with this area, and had already walked all the way to the fish farm while grazing grass. Whoever met it caught it and tied it to a tree. , eating grass around the tree. Yan Ran didn't even think about it, tied the sheep to the hook at the rear of the car, and drove home. A group of cameramen continued to chase after them with their cameras on their backs. Halfway through the run, the sheep's buttocks suddenly began to drop black beans, probably because they ate too much just now, and the meat was stretched out.

I can't catch up! ! !

At noon, Yan Ran made a whole fish feast, braised in soy sauce, steamed, sweet and sour, stewed in a large pot, fried fish, fried fish... It could be seen that a good friend came, Yan Ran made a large table of dishes, and Cen Tongen ate as he wished When it came to the fish cooked by Yan Ran, he was also a big eater and a foodie. Together with Yan Ran, he swept 80% of the dishes on the table.

Xiao Shuheng and Jiang Bo were stunned for a while, and finally became numb, saying that they are growing old and can eat, but they can't eat so much!

Yan Ran and Cen Tongen were sitting on chairs, both of them patted their stomachs that were not distended at all, and they couldn't get enough of it.

After a short rest in the afternoon, the director arranged for the four of them to plant trees.

Director Wang held a loudspeaker: "Spring is warm and flowers are blooming. It is a good time to plant trees. Everyone has a responsibility to protect the environment. For the development of species, everyone will plant 20 trees today, and each person will have an iron autumn. Let's act! "

Master Cen shook his face and refused to cooperate. He was dressed in white and looked handsome. Why did he go digging tree holes

Then, Young Master Cen was dragged away by Yan Ran.

No matter how naughty a person is, he can't think of so many naughty ideas. When two naughty children are together, they can stimulate each other's brains and come up with any tricks. The two little demons got a little wicked, and used their spiritual power to dig the hole very quickly. Originally, Jiang Bo wanted to grab some shots and set himself up as a serious, down-to-earth and hard-working person, but he didn't expect that Yan Ran and Cen Tongen didn't give him a chance at all when they played, and asked them to bury the tree in the "non-juvenile group" It was not buried as fast as digging a hole.

The director couldn't stand it anymore, "Don't be lazy, you two, work hard."

Jiang Bo was so tired, who would be lazy? Who didn't do a good job

Yan Ran and Cen Tongen have finished their twenty pits, and the latter two have planted half of them.

Yan Ran had no choice but to go back to help plant, picked up a small sapling, and squatted down in the pit, her feet were barbara, just like the action of burying shit when she was a child, Cen Tongen stepped on it after burying it, it's over!

Xiao Shuheng: "..."

Jiang Bo: "..."

That night, Yan Ran went back and made beef noodles for everyone. Big chunks of beef were added with a rich base soup, poured on the hand-rolled noodles, and sprinkled with finely chopped shallots. Cen Tongen ate five bowls in a row.

Xiao Shuheng was overwhelmed with admiration, "Another idiot! He can eat better than Yan Ran!"

Yan Ran pushed the basin to Master Cen, "I'm not arguing with you."

When Cen Tongen was full, he picked up the pillow on the sofa and was about to fight Yan Ran to the death!

Xiao Shuheng couldn't stand the commotion, so he drove them upstairs, and Yan Ran called his younger brother out loud - Sheyue, who was about to get fat from eating Zhang Xiaoba's cooking, and wanted to find someone to fight when he was free!

After closing the door, the two brothers beat Cen Tongen with a bird. Cen Tongen had no choice but to change into his own body and fly around the room.

Only Yan Ran, keeping his body calmly, fighting with his original body, is really low!

He will not participate, let alone envy!

Of course, Cen Tongen called the name very bluntly: "You dare not become the original body, maybe your original body is not lethal, so you don't dare!" After seeing She Yue's expression, Cen Tongen knew the truth about himself, and pestered his face. Ran made him change, and Yan Ran was so angry that he wanted to pluck his hair! Cen Tongen must not be angry, and Sheyue is still a brother-protecting madman, and the two fought again.

Downstairs, I heard ping-pong-pong upstairs. Xiao Shuheng lay on the sofa in the posture of an old man, and asked Jiang Bo with a headache: "Aren't you going to make trouble with them? Yan Ran also called his younger brother. It is said that there is a pillow fight." Playing crazy, the camera was kicked out of the window."

Jiang Bo smiled bitterly. He really wanted to participate, but he couldn't. He shook his head and lay still lazily. Fan distressed!

Xiao Shuheng also saw that the relationship between him and Yan Ran was delicate, and it was mainly on Jiang Bo's side, so he didn't ask any more questions. However, based on his experience, there should be very few shots of Jiang Bo in this issue, and Yan Ran and the others laugh a lot, which completely serves as a foil.

Upstairs, they kept playing wildly until midnight. The three little monsters were full of energy and didn't care about day and night. The good-tempered Xiao Shuheng couldn't take it anymore, and went up to the second floor and kicked the door: "Sleep for me!!!"

The three goblins immediately became honest, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.

After a while, Qin Jinli came into the room out of nowhere, picked up the sleeping Yan Ran, and left quietly. Feeling the familiar smell, Yan Ran rubbed his chin on Qin Jinli's shoulder and muttered, "Brother Yu, transform..."

Qin Jinli tilted his head, looked down at Yan Ran's lips that were close to Chi Chi, lowered his head slightly, kissed the corner of Yan Ran's lips lightly, and cursed in disgust: "Stupid cat."

At this time, Yan Ran, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes.