Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 56: You can't find a girlfriend like this

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Yan Ran stared at Qin Jinli blankly, Qin Jinli also lowered his head, and looked at him softly, Yan Ran pursed his lips, and asked in a daze, "Did you scold me? "

Qin Jinli: "Yes."

Yan Ran rolled her eyes in displeasure, tilted her head, and fell asleep again.

Qin Jinli reluctantly carried him back to his villa, put him on the bed, watched Yan Ran roll over comfortably, and instantly fell asleep on his side, and even kicked his pillow away, Qin Jinli disliked him Picking up the pillow, he said flatly, "It's really stupid."

Yan Ran pulled the quilt and wrapped herself into a ball. In this place where no one could see, her long eyelashes trembled. He was actually not stupid at all, but... he still didn't understand.

The feeling towards Brother Yu seems to be different from that of grandpa and the elders.

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The next day, Cen Tongen played for another day. When he left, he was reluctant to part with Yan Ran, and had an affair with She Yue. Pillow fights and such were games that boys would never get tired of playing. I don't know when we will meet again next time, Cen Tongen got into the car and still held Yan Ran tightly: "When I have time, I will drive my dad's helicopter to find you, and I will take you to fly! It feels super cool to be able to fly without wings !"

Yan Ran: "No, my brother has it too."

Cen Tongen: "...then I'll take you to the beach to play, my family has a boat."

Yan Ran: "My brother also has one. He also has a big shipbuilding company."

Cen Tongen: "I'll take you to spend money, prodigal! Build it!"

Yan Ran said earnestly: "Don't be like this, you are already a mature baby, don't tire your parents too much."

Cen Tongen: "...then take me to play in your hometown mountain, I haven't been to the sacred mountain yet!"

"That's not okay. My hometown has a rule that I can only go back once in ten years, unless there are special circumstances, or I bring my partner back to recognize the mountain gate."

Cen Tongen: "... goodbye!"

Can't talk anymore!

Yan Ran has an innocent face, why is there such a big difference between a monster and a monster, what he said is the truth!

As soon as the clips of this issue were released online, netizens were all blown up: You have the ability to post clips, you have the ability to put them on the shelf! !

What kind of sheep-herding baby, lost sheep, kindergarten plastic brothers fighting each other to upgrade, fighting at night, little tree-planting masters, I want to watch it all! ! !

Netizens begged for the show to be put on the shelves quickly. Fans who thought that Yan Ran and Cen Tong Enneng formed CP were also blown up: They are so loving together! want to see!

Amidst the voices of netizens, the first episode of the program was broadcast.

Yan Ran, the little warm man who takes care of his older brothers and sisters, directly made the majority of netizens cry. In addition, he is good-looking, can cook, speaks honestly, and is very capable. He can do what others can't do, no Knowing that he is tired, he has never been idle, even if the audience doesn't like him.

The first episode was full of jokes. Director Wang is indeed a talented director who creates entertainment programs. It is a very ordinary country variety show. He can think of big stars to do some jobs that the audience can't think of. Repairing chicken coops is nothing. Everyone laughed and shed tears. He Yuqi and Meng Sijie hated each other as soon as they met. Everyone nicknamed He Yuqi: Xiao He who is afraid of his wife~

Although you don’t say that you are tricky, our eyes are not blind~

There are also two sensible big wolfdogs, cowardly roosters, and domineering kittens, all of which are powerful fans!

And Yan Ran's little electric donkey, dragging three big stars who are worth tens of millions of dollars, ran wildly on the small dirt road in the field. Later, they added wings and a cape to him, kicking up dust all the way! I feel so sorry for the program team!

There is also the scene of Yan Ran catching fish, the program team gave him a unique bgm, and the music is played, no one can beat it!

Yan Ran's fans laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and they were betting: Will Yan Ran promote his fish pond in the next issue

All bets: Yes!

If Yan Ran does not catch fish to stimulate the guests in one episode, does not promote his fish pond, and shows everyone his farm, fans will collectively perform a handstand and diarrhea.

After the show was broadcast, Xiao Shuheng, He Yuqi, and Meng Sijie all sent messages to Yan Ran to celebrate their success, and made an appointment to wait for Yan Ran's farm to be built before coming to eat his meal.

Yan Ran replied with a smile: Okay, then you will promote me~ No advertising fee~

Cen Tongen also sent a message to Yan Ran: Yes buddy, I didn't expect this show to be so popular as soon as it aired, wait until our episode airs, you will have to say that you are my child bride~

Yan Ran only had one word: Get out! You are not a mother cat!

Cen Tongen: Hehe, you still don't know how to lay eggs!

Yan Ran changed Cen Tongen's name in disgust: "A stupid bird who can't lay eggs!"

According to statistics on the second day, the ratings of this show even reached 3.1%, directly tying the record of Jincheng TV's entertainment variety show ratings in the last quarter. This is only the first episode, and it will definitely be higher in the future. People predict that the final ratings will be between 4% and 4.5%, which can refresh the highest ratings of variety shows on the entire network last year!

Twenty-four hours after the website was launched, the number of hits exceeded 30 million, and it is still on the rise. This is undoubtedly a typical example of a successful variety show. Statistics prove that there are no bad subjects, only bad directors! Only the wrong guests.

"Country Life of Big Stars" is a somewhat vulgar variety show name, and it will definitely be at the top of the website's viewing list, which is a good start for this year's variety show.

The management of Jincheng Entertainment TV Station has their mouths crooked. How can they be so awesome, how can they be so prescient, and buy out this show? Now that other variety shows have just started filming, they have already caught the attention of the audience. If the operation is good this year, the follow-up shows can keep up, and they can lead the way for a whole year. The executives of Jincheng Entertainment TV Station told their peers with practical actions: Your boss is still your boss!

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When Yan Ran's reputation became more and more prosperous, the construction of the farm had already taken shape, especially the establishment of No. 2 Fishing Garden, which attracted many tourists.

It took three days to excavate the fishing garden, which happened to be in the middle of the No. 1 fish pond and the lotus pond, and all the fish that were put in it were raised in the fish farm. Even farmed is closer to nature than fish farmed elsewhere. Most of the people who come to fish often fish, and you can tell whether these fish are wild from the color of the fish. The fish in the fish farm here can only be regarded as half-farmed and half-wild fish.

There are many kinds of fish in the fishing garden, and the price is still 200 yuan a day. Customers can take all the fish they catch, and the fish ponds that don’t want to take away are collected for 4 yuan a catty. Many people come to fish just for fun, and some people just come to watch celebrities. Maybe one day they will catch up with them to record the show? Even if I can't see other celebrities, I am very satisfied to see Yan Ran, the God of Three Guns is super handsome!

Even if Yan Ran can't be seen, a glance at Xiao Mingzi can make do.

When there are more people in the fishing garden, there will be more people eating accordingly. After tasting the authentic farm food, the tourists are all conquered. This dish is really special! If you have time, you must bring your friends to eat the dishes here!

What should I do if I'm full? Go fishing!

In this way, both sides promoted, the business is getting better and better, and the farm that has not been fully built has begun to make money.

Beizi Yue deserves to be called a wolf strategist. As long as all the work related to numbers is in his hands, he can quickly make a list, compare each area before and after, how much he invested, how much he earns every day, and how long it takes Time can pay back, and what kind of events will the passenger flow increase in value? Even the development area map for the last six months has been made. Holding his laptop every day, Lingqi slides the wheelchair, and follows Wang Yiming inseparably. As long as Wang Yiming says a word, he can handle it.

Yang Shan, the goat demon, is more down-to-earth. As long as it is a job arranged by Wang Yiming, he can watch the workers do it well, and he is a perfect executor.

On the other side of the fish pond are Ma Xi and Feng Yue who want to worship Yan Ran as their teachers. Both brothers are good at fishing and raising fish. They raise fish with Uncle Dajun. They go around the fish every day. Let's fight.

The restaurant was completely handed over to She Yue and Zhang Xiaoba, as well as the help of the aunts in the village. Even so, they were a bit too busy. As the big boss here, apart from inspecting the site every day, Yan Ran ran to Yunliang Mountain when he returned home, lazily basking in the sun and let Qin Jinli comb his hair. Wang Yiming had to wait for him to call out: I don’t have time today, you Come back tomorrow.

Wang Yiming just wanted to pin him under his paws and beat him: Are you the boss or am I the boss? ?

Finally, when Yan Ran came out to inspect the territory, he was caught by Wang Yiming following the smell, "Boss, our restaurant needs to recruit a cook, do you have any reliable cook introduction? If you ignore me, I will rebel!!"

Yan Ran ate the crushed ice, broke off the second half, handed Wang Yiming half, and comforted him: "Don't be so angry, it's easy to lose hair, bald, are you short of money? How much do you need?" Tell me, and I'll make it."

Wang Yiming took it and took a hard bite. His heart felt cold, and he was really relieved.

Yan Ran looked at Bei Ziyue behind Wang Yiming, walked over to him with a smile and patted him on the shoulder, "I read all the reports and plans you made, it's great! Follow Xiao Mingzi and work hard, your legs will grow back of."

Bei Ziyue's eyes lit up, and he said modestly: "Thank you boss for the compliment, I will definitely do a good job!"

"Very well, Xiao Naruko is my right-hand man and he is my brother. If you follow him, you will definitely be successful."

Wang Yiming was stunned for a moment, a little dazed by the word Yan Ran. The more Bei Zi heard the meaning of Yan Ran's words, and when he looked at Yan Ran's clear eyes, he felt that he was very wise and foolish, and he had already seen through what he was thinking, so he hurriedly said: "I will help Brother Wang well."

Yan Ran smiled and nodded. He didn't miss Bei Ziyue's momentary mood swings just now, and he thought that what Jiang Yan said was right. This embarrassment is all cunning. When he first came, he was well-behaved. It's been a long time. It is inevitable that there will be thoughts of overwhelming Wang Yiming.

According to the method Jiang Yan taught him, he tapped the shell, and then Yan Ran turned to look at Wang Yiming, "I know a lot of cooks, what do you want?"

Wang Yiming took a bite of crushed ice, "Nonsense, of course I can cook, and it's best to know special dishes to meet the needs of different customers!"

Yan Ran went up and gave him a slap, and said disgustedly: "You are a prodigal! How dare you say that your master is talking nonsense!"

Wang Yiming was beaten, and Yan Ran was so quick that he couldn't see it when he was confused. It's a small term, and when I heard it, I used to surf the Internet a lot at home!

After Yan Ran tidied up the "arrogant" shit-shoveling officer, he took out his mobile phone and looked for a contact person, "I'll ask the human beings I met in the Internet celebrity contest at night, they make money wherever they live broadcast, here You can still get paid, and if so many famous Internet celebrities broadcast live together, the effect will be better."

Wang Yiming immediately gave his master a thumbs up, "This idea is awesome!"

Yan Ran snorted, of course, cats are smarter than dogs!

Enough of the trouble, Wang Yiming also returned to seriousness, "I have communicated with the hotel contacts that Uncle Zhao gave me, and many hotels have become our regular customers. After the No. 2 Fishing Park eased the difficulties, it really A lot of people have caught fish, and if things go on like this, we will not have enough fish, so I will apply and I will continue to expand.”

Yan Ran waved his hand and said domineeringly: "Zuo!"

Wang Yiming was speechless, it was the first time he saw this kind of shopkeeper who shook hands so simply in such a big age.

"In this case, we may face a problem in the future. The guests catch too many fish, and they want to take away the spoils, but they can't. How to deal with it? Think about it, if you bring back a lot of fish, you will definitely be scolded by your family if you bring back a lot of fish."

Yan Ran stared, "Will someone scold you for bringing the fish home?"

Wang Yiming heheed twice, "You thought it was all you!"

"Tsk tsk, human~" Yan Ran tilted his head, "Then make it into canned fish and fish balls, what's so difficult about it?"

Wang Yiming sighed, "So, it costs money to buy a machine."

Yan Ran thought for a while, and his face became serious, "Don't worry, I'll get the money!"

"Yeah," Wang Yiming felt relieved. At worst, he would sell Yan Ran to Boss Qin and ask him to act coquettishly and ask for money. As long as Boss Qin moves his fingers, their working capital will be enough! Sell the boss if there is a disagreement, Wang Yiming has no one.

Just as Yan Ran was about to leave, Wang Yiming called him back again, and Yan Ran asked seriously, "What else is there?"

Wang Yiming asked seriously: "Where did you buy the crushed ice you ate just now? It's quite delicious."

Yan Ran wanted to hit him again, thinking what was the matter, "Good luck! Jiang Yan bought it for me. If you want to eat it, I'll bring you a box. Let's develop it later and make some fish-flavored crushed ice... Hey !"

Look at Wang Yiming again, he has already run away!

Yan Ran shrugged, Gouzi will never understand the deliciousness of fish-flavored crushed ice!

At this moment, Yan Ran suddenly remembered why he didn’t open an online shop for feline favorites, selling toys and canned food that cats like. As far as dried fish is concerned, most of the cats he made must like it , which is more in line with the taste of cats than those made by humans. Now that so many humans raise cats, they still treat them as children, so sales will definitely not be a problem.

Yan Ran hurriedly shook her head, no, I don't have time, I'll let Jiang Yan plan it later when I have time.

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That night, Yan Ran made contact with Wen Yan, the blue Danube. Question: Wen Yan, do you want to be my cook? The salary is 20,000 a month, and I cook one meal a day. I have already sent private messages to other people who joined the competition. If they come, we will form an army of contestants in the food competition, and we can live broadcast together~~

Then Yan Ran texted Su Ya: Sister Su Ya, do you want to be my cook? The salary is 20,000 a month, and I cook one meal a day. I have already sent private messages to other people who joined the competition. If they come, we will form an army of contestants in the food competition, and we can live broadcast together~~

Yan Ran asked Juan for the list of the top 12 in the food competition, and sent text messages to stamp each one. The words were all copied and pasted, but the name was changed. If they all come, not only will the live broadcast together attract more people to watch, but it will also bring more popularity to the restaurant. They can both gain fame and fortune, and Yan Ran doesn't know how to calculate, but he has an instinct to make money, so he knows that he can make money in this way.

People like them don’t have time to read private messages. Yan Ran could only send text messages. That night, no one replied to him. The next morning, after Yan Ran woke up, there were three replies, which probably meant : If you are really Yan Ran, I can go, if not, report you as a big liar!

Yan Ran: "..."

Yan Ran jumped down from the second floor, jumped lightly into the flower garden, and called Jiang Yan who was pruning the flowers and plants, "Jiang Yan~~ This, do you have time, help me fix it?"

Jiang Yan took Yan Ran's cell phone with a smile, sent all the numbers to his cell phone, and raised his hands in a gentle manner, "Don't worry, Young Master Yan, I will take care of it for you today."

Yan Ran held his face, feeling that he was about to be melted by this smile. Jiang Yan was so warm that he had to wonder, "Jiang Yan, is your body a dandelion?"

"Pfft!" Jiang Yan couldn't hold back, and asked dumbfoundedly, "Why does Young Master Yan think I'm a dandelion?"

"Because it's very warm~ You smell like sunshine!"

Jiang Yan pursed his lips, and shook his head with a smile, "Young Master Yan, you don't need to ask me what I am. Today, sir, someone sent a lot of seafood. Go to the kitchen and see if it has been delivered."

It could be seen that Jiang Yan didn't want to say more, Yan Ran didn't force it, and happily ran to the kitchen to take a look. Sure enough, the seafood pool was full again!

Yan Ran turned around and rushed towards Qin Jinli who was sitting by the window, and put his arms around his neck from behind, "Brother Yu, I will also contract a sea in the future and raise a lot of seafood, so much that I can't finish it, what do you want? I will eat it." All for you to eat."

Qin Jinli raised the corners of his mouth, leaned his face against Yan Ran's cheek, stroked Yan Ran's head lightly, and said softly, "Okay."

Soon, Jiang Yan settled those ten people and recruited six people. Su Ya had already refused. Wen Yan said that she wanted to think about it. Jiang Yan gave Wang Yiming his contact information. Wang Yiming can arrange it by himself. Arrangements are fine, so Yan Ran doesn't need to worry about it.

Yan Ran's task is: eat fish, feed fish!

Also, borrow money from the fish!

While eating, Yan Ran meowed softly: "Brother, I want to borrow money from you."

Qin Jinli: "How much?"

Yan Ran stretched out five fingers, eating and drinking from Brother Yu, and even borrowing money from Brother Yu. Yan Ran felt that he was just a useless cat now, and he would not be able to live without Brother Yu's support. go down.

Qin Jinli asked, "Fifty million?"

"No!" Yan Ran hurriedly spat out the crab legs in his mouth, and corrected him seriously, "Five million is enough! I can't afford to pay more!"

Qin Jinli said coldly: "It's okay, I don't have money to pay with your cat's life."

Yan Ran looked at Qin Jinli's ruthless death while knocking crabs, and complained to him: "Brother Yu, you are weird, you freshwater fish, can you not eat fish in the sea, and you will get angry if you eat too much ?”

Qin Jinli looked at the crab meat that Yan Ran kept stuffing into his mouth, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he let out a "huh".

The corners of Yan Ran's mouth twitched, and he translated from this word: As a cat, you eat things in the sea every day, and you are not afraid of hair loss

!

Yan Ran pressed the crab legs on the table in displeasure, "I don't care, I want five million, or I won't cook for you." As he spoke, he took out the IOU he had prepared in advance, and there was a cat's paw print on it , handed it over with the hand that just caught the crab, "Look, I signed and pledged it, and I will definitely pay you back within a year."

Qin Jinli took it over and took a look, put it away slowly, and told Jiang Yan who was beside him: "Give him five million, remember to calculate the interest, if you don't pay it back..." Qin Jinli paused, and looked at it meaningfully. Looking at Yan Ran who was still eating.

Yan Ran's eyes widened, and she listened curiously, but Qin Jinli stopped talking!

"What should I do if I still don't know? Tell me!" Yan Ran was in a hurry, don't stimulate the cat's curiosity!

Qin Jinli had no intention of talking anymore, Yan Ran was so uncomfortable, how could this fish be like this!

After dinner, Yan Ran gave Wang Yiming the borrowed money, and Wang Yiming accepted it calmly, "These years are enough for us to build everything well, but I forgot to tell you that a machine for making fish balls is only More than 10,000 yuan, you borrowed a lot."

Yan Ran stared at Wang Yiming with a cold face for a while, then raised her foot and kicked him flying!

If you can't beat fish, can you still beat dogs? !

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Soon, the recording of the third episode of "Country Life of Big Stars" began. The director team of this episode invited four people in one go, all young ladies!

First of all, Xu Jiafan, a singer, has won various domestic pop charts and many Asian music awards, and has attracted great attention from the international music scene. She has just won the Most Popular Female Singer Award in Asia. teacher level.

Shang Qi, who won the Gold Award for a new female singer in the music world with her first album, won the championship in one fell swoop in a singer competition program last year with a golden voice. Work hard, now the limelight is in full swing.

Luo Yutong, who has played countless supporting roles, won the Best Actress Award in a TV series with the theme of costumes in one fell swoop last year with her solid acting skills and strong emotional outbursts in the ancient costume drama, and the top ten TV drama actors in the country's top ten TV production industry Award, and finally got rid of the identity of a supporting role, this journey can be said to be one step at a time, solidly.

Wu Mo, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, quickly became popular because of her role in a fairy tale drama, with her pure appearance, because her appearance fits the fantasies of netizens about the nation's first love, she is known as the goddess of nerds. As a newcomer, he has won a big-budget work by a big director. The film will be released soon and is in the promotion stage. Although there are not many works, he is very popular, and he is known as one of the four contemporary young actresses.

After inviting four of them in one go, Yan Ran just wanted to ask: How much will it cost

From the beginning to the end of this show, Brother Yu didn't talk to him about money, so he wanted to throw the blame!

The four girls have their own characteristics, elegant, fashionable, capable, and fresh. When the four of them came, they attracted the attention of the whole village!

Many uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters-in-law were watching the beautiful women on the side of the road, secretly guessing, they had to find a beautiful wife for Yan Ran and Wang Yiming, and they discussed in private which one would be suitable

Some people say that it is better to be a few years older, female juniors, holding gold bricks.

Some people say that people who are similar in age are good and communicate well.

Some also said that it is still necessary to find a smaller one, which is cute and cute.

Others said that these few couldn't tell how old they really were, and that they were made up like immortal fairies, which didn't work.

The customers in the fishing area were also looking forward to it, only to see four figures of Qianli, and they were stopped by the security before they approached. I only saw Yan Ran riding his little electric donkey in front, followed by four beauties.

Yan Ran couldn't help it, because the four young ladies rejected his little eDonkey.

I went back and rearranged the room. The two girls share a room and live on the second floor, so that they can have a companion at night. Yan Ran's bedroom was locked, and it was inconvenient for him to live in it when the girl was there. He still had a sense of territory, and he wouldn't let others live in his room when he couldn't live there. The director team had no choice but to let He locks it.

Wu Mo was young, pure-looking, and spoke delicately, and asked Yan Ran: "Why can't people live in this house?"

Yan Ran tilted her head to look at her Yintang position, and said solemnly: "Because this house is haunted."

Wu Mo's face turned pale all of a sudden, and she took two steps back in fright, almost falling down.

Yan Ran quickly helped her up, and said innocently: "Sister, I'm just kidding you, you don't have to be so nervous, there are ghosts in people's hearts, how can there be ghosts in the world?"

Xiao Shuheng helplessly slapped Yan Ran on the shoulder, "You silly boy, you can't find a girlfriend like this! Such a beautiful girl, what do you call me sister!"

Yan Ran spread his hands innocently. According to his ID card, he is twenty years old this year. Human beings who are older than twenty years old are older than him!

The director team was speechless, Yan Ran might have to be lonely.

Anyway, Wu Mo was so frightened by Yan Ran, she became emotional, glared at Yan Ran unhappily, snorted, and went downstairs, anyway, that meant, she was angry with Yan Ran.

Yan Ran looked down at his fingers. He touched Wu Mo just now, and he felt very uncomfortable, strong, depressing, ominous, and contained an unbearable anger, which made him very uncomfortable. uncomfortable. Yan Ran took a deep breath, touched the pendant hanging around his neck, and felt the power of good fortune and merit on it, Yan Ran felt that uncomfortable feeling was gone. Looking at Wu Mo again, he was already downstairs.

For the sake of red, even dare to raise resentful spirits, human beings are really scary!