Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 57: When there are villains, just shout Brother Yu, save me!

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As soon as Yan Ran noticed the ghostly aura on Wu Mo, Xiao Shuheng called Yan Ran: "Chef Yan, let's discuss, what do we have for lunch?"

Four women in one drama, picky about food, protect your throat, keep your figure, and eat meat! Xiao Shuheng had a faint headache.

Yan Ran tilted her head and thought for a while, "Why don't you eat hot pot! Mandarin duck pot!"

"Okay!" Xu Jiafan clapped his hands, "I have no objection."

Shang Qi laughed and said: "I have no objection either. When I came here, I saw a lot of green vegetables in the fields, which are very tender. Let's go and buy them from fellow villagers."

Luo Yutong raised his hand and said: "I can eat very much!"

Xiao Shuheng smiled and asked, "Didn't you say you want to lose weight?"

Luo Yutong covered her stomach, and said seriously: "Meng Sijie told me before coming here that Yan Ran's cooking is super delicious, so I haven't eaten much for several days, and I want to have a big meal."

Yan Ran smiled and handed the other party a pack of beef jerky, "Let's fill up the belly first, I made this myself, it's delicious."

The three of them each took one, and they were all greedy. Only Wu Mo looked at it pitifully, and said coquettishly, "I can't eat it. I have a bad stomach, so I can't eat meat."

Several sisters gave her advice, "People in this industry often stay up late, and few of them have a good stomach, so they have to take care of themselves and make some soup when they have nothing to do."

"You can order it even if you don't have time. It's very convenient to find an errand to pick it up."

"If it doesn't work, hire an assistant who can cook, take it wherever you go, and pay more."

Wu Mo listened with a smile, nodding her head from time to time, Yan Ran just wanted to say: Eldest sister, send away that poor little boy you raised, and you will be cured of all illnesses.

It's daytime now, he can feel the resentment of that little thing, if it's night, the resentment should be even heavier. Wu Mo doesn't eat meat, and doesn't get bloody, so she doesn't dare to let that little thing get dirty, for fear that she won't be able to control it.

Yan Ran couldn't help admiring him, although I heard that many people in this circle can do anything to become famous, and there are even those who raise little ghosts. But hearing about it is different from seeing it with my own eyes, Yan Ran shook his head, for the sake of being popular, he really dared to do anything, so young, isn't he afraid of being backlashed? The one raised by Wu Mo is not kind.

Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng went out with four beauties, talking and laughing all the way to Uncle Liu's house, Yan Ran stood at the door and shouted: "Master, we want to eat hot pot at noon, and we want to eat vegetables from your vegetable garden .”

Uncle Liu came out leading the sheep, and said with a smile, "Pick what you want to eat yourself, what else can you say?"

Yan Ran reminded: "Master, we can all eat!"

Uncle Liu took out a few candies from his pocket, gave them to Yan Ran, and said nonchalantly, "You can eat as much as you want."

Yan Ran took the candy and divided it happily. Uncle Liu's son also came back recently. The construction of the village is getting better and better. Brother Liu has also returned to the farm to work. Uncle Liu is in a good mood and often carries it in his pocket. Candy, if you see a child, you will share a few pieces. Yan Ran is just a child in his eyes.

Luo Yutong really likes to eat snacks. She peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed it into her mouth, "White Rabbit Toffee, the taste of my childhood. My family opened a small store when I was young, and they sold this kind of candy. I didn't eat less when I was young."

Xiao Shuheng reminded her: "Lose weight!"

Luo Yutong had already given up on herself, "Let's talk about it after eating these two days!"

The other three people didn't eat, and put them in their pockets, saying that they were afraid to eat to lose weight, Yan Ran just smiled, he saw a little dislike in their eyes. The big white rabbit is indeed not very advanced.

I went to the vegetable garden and saw that many green vegetables are only a bunch high now, and they are all tender seedlings. They are really tender when eaten in hot pot. Yan Ran took the lead and pulled out a lot of everything.

"These vegetables are all natural, no pesticides have been applied, and natural fertilizers are used. This lettuce leaf can be eaten right now." Yan Ran pinched a vegetable leaf and fed it to Xiao Shuheng, "Brother Xiao, show me."

The corner of Xiao Shuheng's mouth twitched, "Why am I demonstrating?"

Yan Ran had a good reason, "Because I don't like vegetables."

"Then I like to eat?"

"Brother Xiao, according to the average age of human beings, you are now in your forties, which is already half over. You should eat more vegetables and supplement vitamins, which will help prolong your life."

Xiao Shuheng clutched his chest, unable to bear it anymore! "Director! Can you take care of him stabbing like this?!"

Director Wang gave Yan Ran a thumbs up, "Well said!" This kind of publicity is a gimmick.

Xiao Shuheng gnawed a mouthful of lettuce leaves angrily, and said something that slapped his face, "Don't say it, it's really delicious."

The atmosphere quickly became active. Several people prepared the dishes and went back to divide the work and wash them up. Yan Ran went to the restaurant of the farm to get beef and mutton, and ordered fish balls and shrimp balls. When he came back, he fried the ingredients and made hot pot.

In order to take care of the two singers who protect their voices, they want to make mandarin duck pot. Xu Jiafan is elegant and intellectual, like a caring big sister. It can be seen from his eyes that he treats Yan Ran like a child. Shang Qi is young, hot and unrestrained, with a hearty personality. When talking to Yan Ran, she doesn't regard herself as a girl. Luo Yutong has been in the industry for a long time, and then climbed up from the bottom. She looks mature and steady, and can do housework. When she saw Yan Ran working, she went to help him. Only Wu Mo, a bit hypocritical, her position is the lowest here, and she is very polite when talking to others, but she is obviously ignoring Yan Ran, and even a little bit avoiding him.

Xiao Shuheng thought that Yan Ran had scared the little girl in the morning, so he quietly told Yan Ran in the kitchen: "Go and apologize to her, girl, save face."

Yan Ran smiled, and said indifferently: "Let's talk about it later. By the way, brother Xiao, we have to make two pots. I don't have a mandarin duck pot here. One is spicy and the other is clear soup?"

"Hey hey!" Xiao Shuheng pinched his waist and exaggeratedly said, "I'm almost suffocating to death! You finally mentioned this issue! We have praise, support, and business!"

Xiao Shuheng opened the kitchen cabinet and raised his hand like offering a treasure, "Dang Dang Dang Dang! Look! The kitchen utensils and tableware specially provided by Yujie Kitchenware Development Co., Ltd.! For this important moment today, we also provided us with an induction cooker and a mandarin duck pot Oh!"

Yan Ran blinked, expressionless.

Xiao Shuheng froze on the spot in embarrassment, winked at Yan Ran, and said something quickly, this is an advertisement!

Yan Ran reluctantly took the mandarin duck pot, tapped it with his fingers, pointed at the camera, "The quality is good, you can buy it."

Hardcore promotion as always.

The kitchen utensils were immediately replaced. The directors who usually use them have been reminding to cover the side with the trademark, otherwise they will have to be mosaiced at that time. Now that they have this set of more advanced kitchen utensils, Yan Ran can use them even more It went smoothly.

In fact, the senior executives of the kitchenware company that asked Yan Ran to be the endorsement had already fainted from crying. Who would have thought that Yan Ran could develop so fast, if he had known today, he would have given him millions of dollars in the past!

When it was almost time to eat, Wu Mo was still a little hypocritical, "Can you get me a small pot alone, I don't like meat."

Xiao Shuheng frowned, this little girl is not flattering in variety shows.

He is an old host, and he knows how to solve this kind of problem. He immediately took out a small pot from the kitchen utensils and said, "Dangdangdangdang! At this time, I will introduce the menu specially provided by Yujie Kitchenware Development Co., Ltd." A small pot! And these exquisite tableware! Go to the kitchen to get the bowls and plates!"

Several girls rushed to get the bowl, Yan Ran was the only one in the kitchen, making the dipping sauce, Wu Mo was the last one to go in, didn't say anything, picked up the coriander bowl and wanted to leave, Yan Ran didn't even turn her head Lifting a reminder: "The thing you raised is very unfriendly to you, so you should find someone to give it away."

Wu Mo gritted her teeth, gave Yan Ran a hard look, and cursed in a voice that only two people could hear: "I'm sick!"

Yan Ran calmly poured the crushed peanuts into the bowl. She was the one who was really sick. Out of humanitarianism, he reminded her that if the other party didn't listen, life and death had nothing to do with him.

Six people gathered around to eat hot pot. The girls ate elegantly, but the speed of eating was not slow at all. The soup base made by Yan Ran was so delicious, the more delicious it was, the more hungry it was. It is fresh and can be eaten with a little heat, and it has a crunchy texture.

Losing weight or something, I threw it to the back of my mind.

Even though Wu Mo scolded Yan Ran for being sick, she didn't eat less of what Yan Ran made. The six of them ate up a large table of vegetables and meat, and they didn't want to move when they were full. Yan Ran stood up at this moment, cleared the table without saying anything.

Xu Jiafan looked relieved, "My son will grow up in the future, if Yan Ran is so sensible, I can wake up from my dreams with a smile."

Several people around laughed, and Xiao Shuheng said emotionally: "Yan Ran is a female killer, and all the female guests who came here like him. You can see how cute he is now. During the recording of the last episode, Cen Tongen came. The two of them You are playing crazy, neither Jiang Bo nor I can catch up."

"Hahaha..." After hearing Xiao Shuheng's description, several people were all amused. They didn't expect that the well-behaved Yan Ran had this side.

Xiao Shuheng complained in disgust: "Hehe, cats, you know, they are cute when they are honest, and they play like a little lunatic. This kid is just like a cat." Xiao Shuheng's words sounded like a complaint, but his tone could not hide his disapproval of Yan Ran. It feels like an old uncle introducing his silly nephew.

Yan Ran took a defensive look at Xiao Shuheng from upstairs, he was taken aback just now, he thought Xiao Shuheng saw that he was transformed by a cat!

At this time Xu Jiafan asked: "Yan Ran, do you want to participate in the mv of my next album?"

Yan Ran:? ?

As soon as these words came out, not only Yan Ran was dumbfounded, but everyone present was also dumbfounded, is that okay? Xu Jiafan can win awards for every record, and there are many people who like to listen to her singing. There are a lot of starlets who want to participate in her mv, and she even took the initiative to invite Yan Ran!

Xu Jiafan picked up the tea cup with a smile, and said with a smile: "I can't help it, I just think Yan Ran is very good, I like this clean child."

Yan Ran patted her head in embarrassment, "I can't do it, my acting skills are really not very good, my agent said, I rely on my face."

"Then your manager must have missed it." Xu Jiafan said firmly, "You have acting skills. I watched the TV series you played with Xiao He and the others, and the acting was pretty good."

Xiao Shuheng winked at Yan Ran, what are you thinking about at this time, quickly agree!

"Okay then, thank you Teacher Xu!" Yan Ran touched the jade piece on his neck happily, and suddenly remembered the kiss that Qin Jinli stamped on his forehead when he came back, giving him a good luck buff or something, Sure enough, good luck! Thinking about it, Yan Ran was in a daze. His relationship with Brother Yu seemed to be different from other elders.

In the afternoon, Xu Jiafan wanted to go fishing, Shang Qi and Luo Yutong wanted to draw by the pond, and Wu Mo wanted to climb Yunliang Mountain.

Yan Ran glanced at her meaningfully. Does that mean, looking for death

Wu Mo's face was sullen, she knew what was going on, she was a little frightened by Yan Ran's glance, she changed her mind, "Then I'll go to paint too."

Yan Ran smiled and said: "Then I will go fishing with Mr. Xu. If I go with you, it will be free!"

The director team is all eyes that I know! If Yan Ran doesn't promote his fish, the whole world will be unhappy.

They were all girls, and the director obviously treated them differently. He didn't arrange anything for them and let them play. Yan Ran and Xiao Shuheng were the two to play with.

After going down to play all afternoon, in the evening Yan Ran made noodles with fried sauce, and Luo Yutong, who was clamoring to lose weight, ate again. Xiao Shuheng proposed in the attitude of someone who came here: "How about going out for a stroll together later? Walk a hundred steps after dinner, and live until Ninety-nine."

All four of them refused for a simple reason: "It's hard to take a vacation, and you can be as lazy as you can be."

The four girls made facial masks when they were full. Yan Ran watched Xiao Shuheng wash the dishes and his quick movements, and praised him: "When the show is broadcast, I must ask Brother Xiao to marry me, so capable!"

Xiao Shuheng laughed, "That's good, I should start a family too, but you, who can do everything, what kind of person do you want to find in the future? People are complementary, and your future partner may not be able to do anything. .”

Yan Ran was disgusted, "Then I'll be single." These words made him inexplicably think of Qin Jinli, if he married a wife who was as lazy as Brother Yu, if she was a cat, she might not even lick her hair . He has enough to worry about taking care of that lazy fish. He has to worry about whether he eats or not every day, makes him sleep less, and has to translate the few words that come out of his mouth for others. How can he have the energy to raise a lazy wife? Raising a daughter-in-law is not as good as raising a fish brother.

Yan Ran rubbed his forehead, thinking too much, his identities are very different from Brother Yu, he is just a poor little demon now, how can he stand shoulder to shoulder with the other party? Thinking of this, Yan Ran slapped himself on the forehead! This is not the point! The point is that Brother Yu cannot be a daughter-in-law! Don't think about it!

Xiao Shuheng subconsciously took a step back, that slap hurt even just looking at it. Today's young people are really incomprehensible.

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In the dead of night, two men in black, hats and masks carried nets and sneaked into the fish farm.

At the foot of this mountain, the folk customs are simple and honest, everyone knows that it is Yan Ran's fish, and there is no one in the village who steals fish. Every time he fishes, Wang Yiming will also distribute the fish to the villagers who take good care of the fish farm, so it is very safe here, and there is only one patrolling at night. After checking that there were no safety issues, the person on duty went to sleep.

Everyone around here knows that there is a fish farm here, and a lot of fish can be caught with a net. Fang Yonggen and Fang Fu belonged to Xiaofang Village, thirty miles away. During the day, they wandered around the neighborhood. After stepping on them, they waited until the dead of night came to play two nets and then ran away.

The two of them squatted under the telephone pole, quietly looked at each other, and looked at each other, and they both saw joy in each other's eyes: No one really cares!

The two immediately stood up straight and strode towards the fish farm!

At this time, more than a dozen pairs of green eyes quietly appeared on the grass by the bank.

More than a dozen cats that move at night just stared at the two fish thieves secretly. Two big wolfhounds rushed over in the dark, lying silently in the grass, and stared at them secretly. Two fish thieves.

Wang Yiming, who had just fallen asleep, also opened his eyes at this time.

Not to mention, She Yue felt a strange aura, her figure swished, flickered several times in the dark night, and came behind a group of cats.

There was a vortex in the water of the fish pond next door, and a small red snake was floating in the air, hesitating secretly, damn it! Does he care about the fish in that fish pond

Yan Ran was already furious, and dared to steal his fish!

In this world, no one can touch his fish! ! !

Tonight, he was worried that the kid would run out and scare others. He had the aura of Qin Jinli on him, and he was not afraid of ghosts and ghosts. He originally wanted to keep the town house, but he didn't expect there to be fish thieves! This just saved him from running down Yunliang Mountain!

The crew members went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and saw Yan Ran running out in a hurry, thinking that something had happened, and called a few colleagues to chase them out together, which alarmed the entire crew.

Yan Ran gave an order silently: Hold down these two thieves!

Fang Yonggen and Fang Fu had just cast the net down, and before they had time to pull it up, they heard two barking sounds behind them, and they turned their heads in fright. The scene behind them made their scalps tingle, and the net was gone I'm about to run.

The tiger-headed boss "meowed", and a group of big cats who caught mice, sparrows, went to the house, climbed trees, and their combat prowess exploded rushed forward. Come to Qian and Lai Qiankuai to have the blood of wolves on their bodies, "ow" Howling Wolf also pounced on it, one dog and one dog, and pushed the people covered with cats to the ground. The big claws pinched the back of the human neck, and leaned over with bared teeth, whining threateningly, if you dare to move, I will bite you to death!

How fast are the cat's claws? Yan Ran didn't even shout that he couldn't beat them. A dozen cats and dozens of front paws grabbed them with a bow from left to right. The two of them didn't dare to move. I was scared to pee.

She Yue didn't do anything, and the two of them completely lost their ability to fight, and they were beaten up by cats and dogs.

After Yan Ran, Wang Yiming, and the crew arrived, they were rescued from the pile of cats.

The people in the program group were all dumbfounded. I saw a lot of fish thieves. I have never seen a fish thief beaten up by cats and dogs like this! That's horrible!

"Has it been filmed?"

"It's filmed!"

"Go back and ask Yan Ran if he can publish it. This is good material for publicity."

At this time, the program group did not forget to promote.

Yan Ran's eyes were almost full of knives, so angry! "You two fish stealers! I'm going to throw you into the fish pond to feed the fish!"

Wang Yiming quickly grabbed the angry Yan Ran, "Boss, calm down. Throwing people into the fish pond is breaking the law. I will call the police. I will let the police arrest them soon, and they will get all the stolen goods!"

Yan Ran stamped his feet angrily, being dragged by Wang Yiming, he wanted to stretch out his feet to kick Fang Yonggen and Fang Fu, shameless, in his world, there is nothing more serious than the crime of stealing fish! Kick them to death! Scratch them to death! A group of kittens felt Yan Ran's anger, and they pounced on them with dozens of paws. It is not against the law for cats to beat people.

At this time, Uncle Da Jun, who heard the movement, also came. He saw the two fish thieves who had been scratched and their faces were full of embarrassment. After watching for more than a minute, he recognized each other, "Are you two from the Little House Village?"

Just as the two of them were about to talk, Come Qian and Come Qian quickly whined, staring at them with green eyes, and the big cats squatting aside wanted to beat them up again.

Terrified of being beaten by cats and dogs, the two of them were so frightened that they couldn't say a word.

Wang Yiming took the opportunity to pull Yan Ran away, and asked, "Uncle Dajun, do you know them two?"

Uncle Dajun sneered, "I know, the well-known mangy in the nearby villages has been doing this for a long time."

"Arrest them! Hand them over to the police uncle!!" Yan Ran was dragged by Wang Yiming, and wanted to arrest them!

Half an hour later, the person on duty at the town police station came. When he saw these two people, he was also angry, "How many times have I educated you, and you still steal?!"

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After such a fuss, the next day, the whole village knew that people from the small house village next door had come to the fish farm to steal fish, and the whole village was talking about it. The program team also took this as a gimmick and posted it on Weibo, and the discussion on the Internet suddenly started: "Oh my god!" Caught by cats and dogs! These two thieves are too stupid!

Someone actually stole milky fish! Naiyan regards fish as his lifeline!

Cats and dogs who can take care of the nursing home in this way, please give me a team!

Hahahahahahahahaha cat cat is amazing! That big pear blossom is so fierce! Very underworld boss temperament!

Brother Mao has stepped out of the pace of disapproval!

Come Qian and Come Qian are the two wolfhounds that Yan Ran brought with him during the live broadcast before, they are already so big now, so majestic!

Like a wolf!

According to my observation, these two dogs have wolf blood, and one of their parents is definitely a wolf!

Many people focus on cats and dogs, and they are even more curious about Yan Ran. They come to eat and fish, can you show the dogs and cats? If you can't do it, it's okay to take a look at that cowardly big cock.

Some people also said that Yan Ran's security issue here should be resolved. If the cats and dogs hadn't discovered this, the fish would have been stolen.

Wang Yiming also realized this problem, and before Yan Ran finished recording this episode, he asked Yan Ran to discuss, "Do you think we should draw a circle of iron nets around the fish farm?"

Yan Ran curled her lips, "Don't you spend money? The money is all borrowed..."

Wang Yiming: "..."

It was the first time he had seen such a tight boss, he couldn't bear it, did he ask for too much money? But now the construction really needs a lot of money.

Yan Ran thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "Instead of spending money to fence, it's better to catch a pet that can hold the place, such as a ten-meter-high rat."

Wang Yiming: "..."

You are so quick to say you are kidding me! !

"Okay, just to tease you, let's pull it." Yan Ran was crying, feeling that the money borrowed from Brother Yu would soon be exhausted, so what should I do.

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After eating at noon, the four young ladies should leave. Yan Ran helped them carry their luggage and sent them to the car one by one. When they arrived at Wu Mo, Yan Ran reminded: "If you don't want to die, just send it away , you have been deceived by an unscrupulous warlock, who can only bless you temporarily, but after a long time, it will bite back."

Wu Mo glared at Yan Ran impatiently. The way she looked at Yan Ran was like looking at a nosy idiot. She didn't want others to know about this kind of thing, but Yan Ran kept mentioning it. Knowing how to read such a few things, there is no need to keep talking about it! A man, can he break his mouth

Wu Mo got into the car and closed the door, but she didn't give Yan Ran a good face.

Luo Yutong, who was in the same car with her, frowned slightly. As a senior in the industry, she was also an acting school who struggled to climb up from the bottom step by step. In fact, she didn't like Wu Mo, a young actor who was popular but had no works. She just got good care here, Yan Ran didn't seem to think much of her, why does this girl show her face when she's full

Wu Mo turned her face, and immediately changed into a well-dressed face, "Sister Yutong wants to go back to the set?"

Luo Yutong felt that the temperature in the car had dropped after Wu Mo got in the car, and it was inexplicably cold, she smiled softly, calmly suppressed the doubts in her heart, and said with a smile: "Yes, I'm going to the set. "

As for the others, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

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I don’t know how old master Yan from Kunlun Mountain found out about stealing fish, and asked Yan Ran with concern, “Someone came to steal fish?”

Yan Ran: People's hearts are not ancient! Steal even fish, heart is broken!

Grandpa Yan: I think so too, how can you steal fish!

Cats can't stand it!

Yan Ran: There is also a female celebrity who raises a little ghost. I don’t know who gave it to the little ghost. She protects her body from evil spirits. She is almost turning into evil spirits. She even scolded me for being sick and not old-fashioned!

Grandpa Yan: When your second master asked you to learn mystical arts from your fifth grandpa, you didn't learn it. Now you don't know how to read anything. What else do you want besides eating fish? Wouldn't it be a merit to surpass that little ghost

Yan Ran: No way, I'll follow you.

Grandpa Yan: ...

With the attitude of a victor, Yan Ran successfully teased Grandpa to the point where he had nothing to say, Zhengmei, the space flickered, a crimson spiritual force tore through the space, and an old man with a red beard came out.

"Fifth Grandfather?" Yan Ran jumped up reflexively, and opened the closet in fright, wanting to hide in it.

The old man with the red beard angrily picked him up, shook him, and asked irritably, "Why are you running! You stupid boy!"

Yan Ran was speechless, she was so irritable every time they met, who wouldn't be afraid, who wouldn't run away

The old man snapped a book to Yan Ran and said, "Teach me for myself! I won't learn how I will put you on the crater to roast a kitten!" After speaking, he turned his head and left, tearing up the space and playing with him. Same.

Yan Ran wanted to cry. Among these grandpas, Grandpa Fifth was the most vicious. When they were young, when they saw Grandpa Fifth, they hid away and would put kittens on the volcano to roast charcoal, charcoal roast giant pandas, and charcoal. Grilled three-headed dog, charcoal-grilled little fox, charcoal-grilled turtle bastard, who wouldn't run away? !

Besides, how could he learn such a complicated thing? Also self-study? He doesn't know these ancient characters, how can he learn this thing by himself

Yan Ran had no choice but to go to his grandfather: what does fifth grandfather mean

Old Man Yan replied angrily: Then teach yourself, a normal monster will know what's going on at a glance.

Yan Ran: "..."

"Ask Qin Jinli if you don't understand, he knows everything. The old guys in my family don't want you to learn too much, just let you know a little bit, and protect yourself when necessary."

Yan Ran secretly tossed that legendary epic divine book in the mystic art world into his space pocket, did it take so much effort? When there are villains, hold up Brother Yu's scales and shout: "Brother Yu, save me!" Wouldn't the villains disappear

If Yan Ran's grandfathers knew that he had such thoughts, they would definitely form a group to beat him!