Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

Chapter 59: The four perverts in the dubbing circle!

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Yan Ran sneered, poked Qin Jinli on the forehead, and hated that Garfield, "You like that coward? Are you blind?!"

The corners of Qin Jinli's mouth curled up slightly, and he grabbed Yan Ran's hand that poked his forehead, with a slight smile in his eyes, "Stupid cat, that cat is Jiang Yan's cat, and it has been raised for more than ten years."

Yan Ran looked at Qin Jinli angrily, but his eyes were still extremely fierce. He grabbed Qin Jinli's collar and said fiercely: "Please explain to me clearly! How dare you lie to me...you try to lie to me!"

Qin Jinli grabbed Yan Ran's hand, "This old cat is fat and lazy, Jiang Yan sees me as bored, and just asked me to help tease it." Qin Jinli actually explained to Yan Ran in a really good-tempered manner. Glancing at Jiang Yan, Jiang Yan quickly nodded, smiled at Yan Ran, and expressed his expression: Mr. has such a temperament, you have to find a way to make him move, or he will fall asleep again.

Only then did Yan Ran calm down, and the fur that had blown up gradually collapsed. However, seeing the cat's expression was still very unkind, he sat beside Qin Jinli, took a long breath of relief, and said unhappily: " Next time when you don’t know what to do, you can go out to run laps, and you can fight with dragons.”

Anyway, you can't tease other cats!

"Have you touched it?" Yan Ran squinted at Qin Jinli, still worried.

Qin Jinli raised his hand to signal, "No."

Yan Ran checked whether there was any cat hair on his clothes, "Do you hold it?"

"Not to mention." Qin Jinli was full of disgust, proving with his expression that he sneered at the cat and would never touch it.

"No exception." Yan Ran threw the cat teasing stick out, feeling that the smell of the cat was no longer in the air, and then he felt relieved, his face eased, and he took Qin Jinli's hand and smelled it, Check that there is no other cat smell, and make sure that you have not touched other cats, so you don't make trouble. He stood up and held Qin Jinli's face again, put his cheek on Qin Jinli's forehead, rubbed it vigorously, and said domineeringly: "I want other cats to know that you are in charge!"

If any cat without long eyes dares to touch his fish, he will definitely show that wild cat what shadowless claw is!

Qin Jinli put his arms around Yan Ran's waist with a smile, pampering and tolerant of his willfulness like a feline child. Yan Ran rubbed his hands, thinking of his actions just now, he couldn't help but blush. Angrily, he gnawed on Qin Jinli's forehead, leaving a row of imprints, and turned into a cat in the next second, hiding his flushed cheeks. He always felt that his possessiveness towards Brother Yu was like Something is wrong.

I asked for salary or something, I forgot about it.

Qin Jinli touched the cat's ears, which were a little hot, and asked gently, "Are you angry?"

Yan Ran snorted, nonsense, he raised fish for more than a year, and secretly raised other cats, who wouldn't be angry? When you have been asking about the cold and the warmth this year, cooking in different ways, and putting in fat in different ways, is this effort for nothing? If there are other cats, how can he continue to rub his spiritual energy here? The aura of the fish he raised was taken away by other wild cats, did he lose money? Are you angry

Qin Jinli grabbed the kitten's armpit, hugged the cat in his arms, looked at the clear cat's eyes, "Why are you angry?"

Yan Ran stuck his paw on Qin Jinli's mouth, and blocked his mouth with a meat pad, "I raise another fish like you, are you angry?"

Qin Jinli smiled and kissed the little meat pad that Yan Ran handed over, and opened his mouth to bite his meat pad. This intimate action scared Yan Ran's paws back, his ears trembled, and the hair on his tail froze. It was about to explode, and he rushed over to press Qin Jinli's face with his belly in annoyance, not daring to look into the other's eyes, "You are a fish, how can you bite a cat?!"

Seeing the other party's eyes now, Yan Ran's heart was pounding, she was inexplicably nervous, and her hair exploded even more, "Oh my god! Piranhas are scary enough! You are a cat-biting fish!!"

Qin Jinli patted Yan Ran's head helplessly, smoothed his hair, and told him to calm down, "I didn't bite, just teasing you."

Yan Ran got down from Qin Jinli's face, put two paws on his shoulders, and stared at him defensively, "I saw the teeth just now!" He raised his paws and showed the other party the pink flesh Mat, "You tried to bite me, I saw it!"

Qin Jinli was amused, and raised the corners of his mouth in a happy mood, hugged Yan Ran tightly in his arms, pinched his paw pads, and said dotingly: "I'll let you bite it back."

Only then did Yan Ran's hair soften again, and he also realized that his temper just now was inexplicable, so he said sullenly, "Forget it, as long as you don't keep other cats, I will forgive you."

Qin Jinli pulled Yan Ran's beard with a smile, "I'll wait for you to grow up soon."

Yan Ran was so angry that he bit Qin Jinli's hand. He said it was fine just now. Now that the fish has been brought to his mouth, it is unreasonable not to take a bite. The cat's ears were shaking with excitement, he is now! Bite a big fish! Unfortunately, can not eat!

Yan Ran let go of her mouth regretfully, and corrected: "I'm not young anymore, I'm a monster over a hundred years old, and all the little friends who grew up with me, except for the young one like She Yue, have all passed their time. It was the first lightning calamity."

Qin Jinli put Yan Ran on his lap and sent him spiritual energy, "You're almost there, I'll give you some spiritual energy."

Yan Ran lay obediently on Qin Jinli's lap and did not move. Looking through the window secretly, she saw Garfield squatting on the window sill and licking its fur. Maybe it's the animal's intuition. After sensing the danger, the fat Garfield cat looked back into the room vigilantly. Yan Ran gritted his teeth at the right time. Rolled up and down.

Yan Ran stretched out her paw with a sneer, and tried to stick out the middle paw: Coward! Get out of my fish territory!

Jiang Yan silently picked up the cat he had raised more than ten years ago, stroked the cat's hair and comforted him silently, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, and rewarded it with a can of meat.

Jiang Yan's raising cats is completely different from Qin Jinli's excessive pampering of cats. He is like an ordinary human being. Let this cat eat cat food, eat canned cat food, and not touch anything with spiritual energy. This is an ordinary cat. , grew up peacefully, and lived a smooth life to old age. When this cat dies, he will buy another cat. No one is a substitute for anyone else, and no one can live without the other. In the final analysis, he is also a ruthless demon, living more transparently than anyone else.

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During the Qingming Festival, there was a lot of rain, and there was a drizzle in the small mountain village. The whole sky was covered with misty white mist, which made the whole mountain village look like a fairyland.

Aunt Wang's son, Wang Wenbin, happened to have no classes these days, so he asked for leave to visit his late father's grave, and went to a busy restaurant to see it. Children who grow up in single-parent families either grow crooked, or become independent and take charge of the family early. Fortunately, Wang Wenbin belongs to the latter. He has known for a long time that being a mother is not easy, and the villagers have helped him a lot. Now that his hometown is developing so well, Wang Wenbin thought of going home to start a business after graduation. It happened that Yan Ran’s restaurant gave him the opportunity. He wanted to build an ecological farm and raise him. Send them all to Yan Ran's restaurant. This can take care of my mother and speed up the development of my hometown. I am grateful to the folks who have helped me.

Now the restaurant has tripled in size, and there are eight Internet celebrity chefs, who are divided into eight windows, each with a style. Sometimes eight chefs broadcast live together, and it is very lively every day. Seeing Wang Wenbin wandering around the door, Zhang Xiaoba, who came out to take out the trash, asked in a good-tempered manner, "Do you want to come in for dinner?"

Wang Wenbin smiled, "No, I'm looking for Brother Yiming."

Zhang Xiaoba smiled, "Coincidentally, Wang Yiming and Yan Ran are eating inside, come in."

Yan Ran had already heard the commotion outside, and asked Wang Yiming, "That's Aunt Wang's son. He has thick eyebrows, big eyes and a broad face, and looks quite simple and honest."

Wang Yiming was speechless, "Why do you still learn fortune-telling?"

"I read it for a while, but unfortunately I didn't understand it. Eh? Do you like fortune-telling? I think you can learn it. I'll help you identify a grandfather."

I have heard of people who recognize godfathers and godmothers, but this is the first time I heard about people who recognize godfathers, Wang Yiming shook his head and refused, not learning.

Yan Ran regrets that this guy who shovels shit has no ambition at all.

After Wang Wenbin came in, he politely called out, "Brother Yiming, Master Yan...?"

Yan Ran pointed to his nose, dissatisfied, "Why do you call him brother instead of me?"

Wang Wenbin scratched his head embarrassingly, "Because...you look younger than me."

Yan Ran pouted, blame him for being young

Wang Yiming pointed to the seat beside him, "You're welcome, sit down, what do you want from us?"

Wang Wenbin sat down, "It's the same thing as before. I will graduate in a few months, and I will come back to start a breeding farm. I contacted a more reliable chicken coop online and wanted to order a batch of seedlings in advance. I I would like to ask if there are any requirements for the breed of poultry in the store?"

Yan Ran: "I don't have any requirements for the chicken, as long as it tastes good."

Wang Yiming served him another bowl of fish soup and told him not to interrupt while eating. The boss only needs to recruit money and count the money. "Wang Yiming searched on the Internet, "That's it, what are the three yellow chickens, Langya chicken, red label chicken, old Chai chicken, this kind of chicken that customers think is a stupid chicken when they see it. Ducks and geese are just random. Now, customers generally can’t tell the difference between varieties, as long as they look alike.”

Yan Ran couldn't help complaining, "A duck that looks like a duck? Is it better than a wolf that looks like Erha?"

Wang Yiming bit off the bone of the drumstick angrily, and asked through gritted teeth, "I just want to know if beating the boss is illegal?"

Yan Ran hehe twice, and told him word by word: "Death, sin."

Wang Yiming: "..."

Yan Ran's so-called suffocation without bullying him for a few days seems to be true, and he is angry with him whenever he has nothing to do.

After chatting with Wang Wenbin, Yan Ran said hello to the online celebrity cooks, and left with Wang Yiming. Su Ya and Wen Yan both developed well, so they rejected Yan Ran's invitation. They are not like Zhang Xiaoba, Zhang Xiaoba is a demon, and it is more convenient to be with Yan Ran, She Yue, Wang Yiming and the two elves than humans. Now Zhang Xiaoba is used to this place, and he doesn't want to leave even if he develops well outside. There's nothing safer than being in a goblin's den, and they don't eat goblin fish anyway.

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Soon, the fourth issue of "Country Life of Big Stars" ushered in the legendary four perverted male... gods in the seiyuu world!

It is said that there are three young people who have contracted the dubbing of all the TV series that are currently on the air. That is to say, if you take out any popular TV series broadcast on the Internet, the first male, the second male, and the third male are all matched by the three of them in turn.

These four people have their own characteristics. He Jing is 28 years old, and his voice is deep, stable and magnetic. He can control the voice from 20 to 40 years old, especially the emperor's voice, which is super domineering. Like a very reliable big brother.

Xu Lin is twenty-five years old, sunny and handsome, with a clean voice and a gentle voice with the ability to seduce girls. Netizens jokingly say that he can get pregnant just by listening to it, which is very charming.

Zhou Yangyang is just in his early twenties, and he is still a student in the advanced dubbing class of the Acting Department of the Academy of Film and Television. This guy is amazing, from innocent and cute to black and perverted, especially the sick and petite Zhengtai in anime, he reads his lines , can make people get goosebumps.

There is also a heavyweight Mr. Jin Hanqiu who is said to be able to match 300 roles a year, fifty years old, a well-known dubbing master in the circle, and an ancestor-level figure. The above three are the ones with a lot of fans and high Internet fame. When they see this one, they have to obediently bow their heads and call them teachers.

As soon as the official said that these four people would come, the audience could tell that the purpose of this program was to invite famous people from all walks of life. Teacher Jin Hanqiu is notoriously serious and rigorous, not easy to talk about, yet he was able to participate in a variety show!

All the netizens lamented: The inviting party has too much face!

He Jingya going to participate in a variety show? Hahahaha, as for the serious one He Jing, he should be able to chat with Mr. Jin about poetry and songs, and talk about the five thousand years of China.

Is He Jing and Yang Yang reunited? It was the first time I saw He Jing and Zhou Yangyang in the same frame on a variety show, and the official sprinkling of sugar was the most deadly!

I have known for a long time that the two of them are in love, Yangyang said that the one he admires the most is He Jing, He Jing is his male god, Yangyang don't be cowardly, just go up and flirt!

Our little brother Xu Lin is participating in a variety show for the first time, please bear with us.

I took Xu Lin away, and you pick the rest yourself!

Crazy calling for Teacher Jin! Mr. Jin is the originator of the dubbing world!

I hope that the three young people can ask Teacher Jin a lot in this program, don't be lazy, and study hard!

In the eager anticipation of all the fans, the four perverts, no, they are male gods, finally arrived at the recording location of the show, Yan Ran's home at the foot of Yunliang Mountain.

"The last issue just sent away four beauties, and this issue ushered in four male gods~" Xiao Shuheng opened the door and invited all four of them to his home, "Mr. Jin, give me your luggage~" Xiao Shuheng answered Passing Teacher Jin's suitcase, he said regretfully: "Usually, Yan Ran is doing this job. Yan Ran is going to pick vegetables. He must not know that there are four young men coming today. I will call him later and let him He picks more vegetables and saves enough to eat."

Teacher Jin said humorously: "There are not four young men, but three young men, plus one old man who can eat."

"Hahaha~" This sentence amused everyone, Xiao Shuheng invited them into the room and poured water quickly. The handsome little boy took the water bottle diligently, "Mr. Xiao, let me come!"

"No, no, you are all guests." Xiao Shuheng politely rushed to do the work, and said in his heart that I will let you take a break now, and I may not know what trick Director Wang will come up with in a while.

Zhou Yangyang snatched the kettle over and smiled, revealing two mischievous canine teeth, "I'm not a guest. My mother said before I came here that I'm suitable for experiencing rural labor, so I can improve my laziness."

Xiao Shuheng gave the child an encouraging slap on the back in satisfaction, and the diligent child has fans everywhere, "You are not lazy at all. When Yan Ran comes back, you two will definitely be able to chat. You two are the same age."

Xu Lin teased with a smile on the side: "It's easy for children to establish friendship."

Zhou Yangyang glanced back helplessly, "Brother, I am no longer a child."

Xu Lin laughed, "That's what kids say."

Zhou Yangyang glanced at He Jing who was standing at the door, quietly looking at the surrounding countryside, curled his lips, "I've grown up a long time ago."

Xiao Shuheng brought out the washed fruits, heard their conversation, and asked with a smile: "I heard that Xu Lin and Yangyang are cousins?"

"Yes, I learned this profession because my brother did it. I thought it was fun." Zhou Yangyang made tea, walked to the door, and handed a cup to He Jing, "Also, you can see me in this circle. male god~"

He Jing took the tea and said politely, "Thank you."

Seeing that he didn't intend to talk to him anymore, Zhou Yangyang raised his eyebrows, approached him unceremoniously, and stood under the steps with his face up, his aura not lost at all, "Then what? The anime we agreed to buy for me Where are the books?"

He Jing took a sip of tea, and his low voice was gorgeous and moving, "You still watch anime, and you still say you are not a child?"

Zhou Yangyang pressed on step by step, his voice was clear and innocent, "Then do you want to buy it or not?"

He Jing frowned, and said helplessly, "Buy."

"Thank you, I have accepted this gift."

As soon as Yan Ran came back with a basket, he saw such a scene, tilted his head to look at the inexplicable aura, and then looked at Xu Lin who was shaking his head tiredly, Yan Ran blinked suspiciously, always feeling that the atmosphere was not good That's right.

Xiao Shuheng who was talking to Teacher Jin said in surprise: "Yan Ran came back so soon, I haven't had time to call you yet!"

Yan Ran smiled and rolled her eyes, "Because I'm flying~"

"The child is very smart," Teacher Jin looked at Yan Ran with a smile, "You can be a voice actor, the voice is really good."

Xiao Shuheng couldn't laugh or cry, all the elderly teachers who came here wanted to bring Yan Ran into the circle, but Yan Ran only wanted to raise fish.

Yan Ran put down the dishes, first met the three young people outside, then went to say hello to Teacher Jin, came back and stood at the door, looked at Xu Lin, then looked at Zhou Yangyang, tilted his head and pondered for a while, " ... Well, are you two related by blood?"

Zhou Yangyang saw his peers, and stood beside Xu Lin with a smile, "How do you tell, we don't look alike at all."

"It's just a feeling." Yan Ran pointed to the calm He Jing again, "What about the two of you..." Yan Ran looked at the aura above the two of them, pursed his lips and smiled, took an apple from the fruit plate, and broke it off. Open, one person gave half, and said with a smile: "The apples brought by brother Xiao are crisp and sweet."

He Jing looked at the apple, thanked him politely, as if he didn't understand why Yan Ran gave him half an apple, and kept his head down without saying a word.

Zhou Yangyang's eyes lit up, and he followed closely beside Yan Ran, asking in a low voice, "Are you good at fortune-telling?"

Yan Ran shook her head, "No."

"Impossible, you definitely will. What did you mean by that just now? Why did you let us eat the same apple?"

"Why don't you think that I want you to be divided into two, so you can break it up as soon as possible?" Yan Ran sent the dishes to the kitchen, and gestured to the camera, reminding that this section should be cut and not recorded, "You obviously have your own thoughts in your heart , This is fate, and no one else can count." Yan Ran smiled and looked at the clear color on the top of the opponent's head, "A heart of innocence, even a rock can't hold it, let alone the opponent is not a rock."

Zhou Yangyang froze for a moment, his face flushed slightly, "Did you see it?"

"What?" Yan Ran blinked, "I only look at the aura above my head, you two have a very harmonious aura, a bit like a husband and wife, I don't know why this is so, you two are obviously men." Yan Ran is also a little He wondered, the ability to observe the qi was acquired by him recently. With the growth of his aura, he awakened the ability to sense the aura between the heaven and the earth, but it was very hazy, and he still didn't know how to use it. And he can only look at human beings, not his own, let alone goblins with higher cultivation than himself, which hurts even more. In the final analysis, cultivation is still not enough.

Zhou Yangyang was stunned for a while, happily took a bite of the apple, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I understand, oops, are you a little dumb, or have no EQ? How old are you?"

"It says twenty years old on the ID card."

Zhou Yangyang followed Yan Ran, "Do you have someone you like? The kind of love you like in love."

The cameraman following behind was speechless. Can such a private topic really be discussed

Yan Ran pondered for a while, then smiled slightly, "I don't know."

Zhou Yangyang's temperament is relatively straightforward. The dubbing circle is not as chaotic as the entertainment circle, and he is covered by an older brother. He walks smoothly and speaks without playing tricks. He soon got together with Yan Ran, "Why do you Don't you even know?"

Xiao Shuheng and Mr. Jin looked at the two of them chatting, feeling very relieved, "The child has grown up, and there are whispers."

Teacher Jin also empathized, "No, young people of this age are willing to play with their peers. My daughter doesn't tell me anything. I suspect that she has found a boyfriend."

Xiao Shuheng: "... But, why should I talk about this kind of topic with you? I'm not married yet!"

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After lunch, Wang Yiming received the task card given to him by the director team. After seeing the task written on it, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he confirmed again: "Director, are you sure you want me to send this to Yan Ran? Are you sure he Won't kill me? Are you sure I can continue to be his assistant?"

With a serious face, Director Wang patted Wang Yiming's shoulder and said earnestly, "Come on, young man! The six young men don't care about this task. The program team believes in you. For the sake of peace, go!"

Wang Yiming: "... Director Wang, won't your conscience hurt if you do this? This thing is really hard to do."

Director Wang has already waved to the crew's logistics, "Come on, bring up the prepared props!"

After seeing clearly what those people brought, Wang Yiming just wanted to light wax for Yan Ran and the others. This director is a fucking black-bellied devil!