The cat grass grew in three days, with a full five centimeters above the ground. A few kittens squatted beside them, stretched out their little paws and touched them tentatively. When they found that there was no danger, they leaned their heads towards them and sniffed them with interest.
Yan Ran stood at the door, yawned against the door frame, and waved lazily to the kittens, "You can eat it, eat it!"
A little orange cat couldn't help it immediately, and took a bite.
Whether it is delicious or not, you will know after eating. The orange cat is fearless!
Aunt Wang who came to clean up the house looked fresh, "This cat really eats grass, why does this grass look familiar to me?"
Yan Ran smiled and said, "It's wheat seeds. All the grass that cats like to eat is called cat grass. Barley and wheat can be used."
Aunt Wang cleaned the mop and was about to wipe the floor again. She was busy with her hands, and she turned around and asked with a smile: "What's the use of eating this? I know cats like to eat fish. How do you say that? Cats eat fish. Dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters, this is nature, cats still like to eat grass?"
Yan Ran explained to Aunt Wang in a good-tempered manner: "Cats like to be clean, and when they are dirty, they have to lick them clean. At the same time, they eat the hairs in their stomachs, forming hair balls that block the intestines. At this time, eat some food with a lot of fiber. Helps the cat spit out the hairballs that are clumped in the stomach. There are many benefits, but the taste is really not very tasty."
He remembered that when he was a child, he thought cat grass was not tasty. His grandfather crushed cat grass and mixed it with fish paste to make fish meatballs. Tsk, I suddenly want to eat fish balls, and I miss the person who made fish balls for him even more.
Aunt Wang looked out again in surprise, "There are so many benefits, eh? How come so many wheat seedlings have grown in just three days?"
Yan Ran raised the corners of her mouth with a confident face, "I'm the one who raised it better."
Wang Yiming, who had just walked to the gate, corrected: "It should be because I raise it better. I am the one who waters it every day."
Yan Ran yawned again, narrowed his cat's eyes, and gave Shovel a look of contempt that you need to recognize your identity.
The so-called shit-shoveling officer must take care of the master's daily life, and do all the things the master doesn't want to do. On the contrary, the master will include the shit shoveler in his territory, and only he can bully him. Others, no matter hairy, hairless, leggy, winged, shelled or covered, can't bully him.
Thinking of this, Yan Ran suddenly thought of a question, why did their family look for a shit shovel officer and a human with such a short life
As soon as this idea came up, Wang Yiming interrupted him, "Boss, when will we broadcast live again?"
Now Wang Yiming has become obsessed with live broadcasting to make money, but unfortunately Yan Ran is a cat, he doesn't get up to work and eat like a human every day, sometimes he sleeps all day without even eating. Both Wang Yiming and Aunt Wang regarded him as an older child who had a chaotic routine without family supervision, and Yan Ran didn't listen to him after talking about it several times, and there was nothing they could do about him.
Yan Ran leaned against the door frame, slipped out lazily, squatted on the ground and yawned again, no matter how you looked at it, it was a cat that hadn't slept enough, listlessly, "No, my express delivery has arrived, I want to breed a cat Mint."
In the past two days, for some reason, he felt a kind of spiritual power that he had never seen before, and he could hardly feel it, but now the spiritual power is thin, and no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, they are still meat. I have been busy absorbing spiritual energy for two days, and I haven't slept well.
Unfortunately, not much was absorbed. He urgently needs an experienced senior right now, to ask where this kind of aura comes from, but the big monster is so easy to find.
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In the afternoon, Yan Ran took out his rocking chair again, put it in the sun, and lay lazily on it, holding the 20 catties of catnip seeds he bought online for the first time, looking at it expectantly with a pair of big cat eyes. Wang Yiming, "I only saw my grandfather planted catnip. I can't, will you?"
Wang Yiming shook his head blankly, "Me neither."
Yan Ran immediately gave the other party a contemptuous look.
Wang Yiming was stimulated by this look, "Don't you know it too?"
Yan Ran snorted, and said proudly: "I'm your boss! As a shit shoveler, I can't even plant catnip. To be honest, I'm very disappointed in you."
On the way to pick up the courier just now, dozens of cats followed Yan Ran one after another. Just like Elvis Presley crossing the border, a row of cat soldiers and cat generals behind him brought all the particularly cool ones home. As long as Yan Ran showed a contemptuous expression, all the cats would look at them with disdainful eyes. Wang Yiming couldn't take it anymore, so he quickly checked Baidu to find out how to plant it.
Yan Ran used one finger to pick and pick the side of the package, and a small hole was found in three or two strokes, exposing the catnip seeds inside. He looked at it, smelled it, and couldn't help pinching it with his finger. Pinching, while Wang Yiming wasn't looking at him, he took a sip quietly.
"Bah!" The taste was really not good, Yan Ran stuck out her tongue, and spit twice in disgust, the taste of this seed is really different from the leaves!
Wang Yiming: "..."
If it wasn't for the wrong species, he would have wanted to complain: Curiosity killed the cat.
In the beginning, Yan Ran looked at Wang Yiming alone, but the more he looked at him, the more he felt clumsy, and somehow felt that these mints would not survive if he kept planting them like this, so he had to get up to help.
As soon as Yan Ran moved, more than 20 cats followed to plan the hole, big and small, of all kinds, and the speed of cleaning was faster than Wang Yiming.
Everyone's dozens of paws were busy, and it took a long time to plant the 20 catties of catnip, which is a big piece!
Yan Ran was already lying on the rocking chair and didn't want to move. He was only full of energy for the things he was interested in, and he didn't want to participate in the things he wasn't interested in for a minute. These ten minutes were already the limit.
Aunt Wang has already made chicken soup, using free-range chickens raised at home. Cats eat meat, not only fish, but also chicken, beef, sheep, rabbit, venison, etc. Yan Ran thinks it’s good to change the taste once in a while.
The taste of the stewed chicken that has not eaten the feed is really good.
Aunt Wang knew that Yan Ran didn't eat salty food, so she didn't add salt, so she let him put it at his own discretion, but Yan Ran didn't add salt at all, even if he had become refined, he was afraid that eating salty food would make his hair fall.
While drinking the salted chicken soup, Wang Yiming looked at Yan Ran curiously. These habits of the little boss are different from normal people.
Yan Ran put the bowl away when he was full, and transferred 300 yuan in red envelopes to Wang Yiming via WeChat, "In a while, go to the uncle's and aunt's house to buy a few chickens, and then go to the butcher's brother's house to buy some meat to fill up the refrigerator. Also, the water in that fish tank has to be changed, so I can get some food for the fish so that I don’t starve to death. You don’t have to pay me back the rest of the money, save it for my wife.”
As he said that, he yawned and was about to go to bed. "Tomorrow I will cook a big meal, not only fish, but also meat. You prepare enough ingredients."
When Wang Yiming heard this, it meant that he was finally going to do serious business, so he quickly cleaned up the dishes and promised, "Don't worry, I'll prepare everything you want!"
Yan Ran went to sleep with peace of mind, closed the bedroom door, turned into the form of a kitten, plunged into the quilt, and rolled herself into a fur ball.
In the dream, there were fish balls made by grandpa, and a big rooster bought by Wang Yiming. A group of cats followed him, eating fish balls and fried chicken, all meowing, delicious.
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Wang Yiming, carrying a bamboo basket, came to the house where the free-range chickens were raised, and stood at the gate and shouted loudly: "Third Grandma~ Can you sell the little milk chickens that have just hatched in your house?"
When Grandma Wang heard that Yan Ran wanted it, she happily sold a litter of three-day-old chicks to Wang Yiming, and even stuffed a few extra eggs before leaving.
Yan Ran saw in the morning that there were more than 20 milky-yellow fur balls strolling in the yard. Aunt Wang took some millet and sprinkled it on the ground, hula la, a group of fur balls ran over, chattering and eating. A few cats around looked at them curiously, and they already wanted to catch one and kick it as a ball.
Yan Ran looked expressionlessly at Wang Yiming who was squatting on the ground watching the excitement, "Is this the chicken you bought?"
Wang Yiming grabbed one nearby, held it in his palm and asked with a smile: "How is it, isn't it cute? It can lay eggs when it grows up."
Yan Ran sighed, alas, he originally wanted to make crispy chicken nuggets, but now he can't even eat chicken.
Looking at these little furballs, Yan Ran felt more and more... itchy hands!
Yan Ran grabbed a little yellow chicken, plucked the chicken feathers, and then licked again, the soft feel immediately shocked him, so rua!
Chicken feathers and fur balls are all so uncontrollable for cats!
A few chicks obediently ran to Yan Ran's feet and let them touch him.
As soon as Yan Ran moved, several cats around him stretched out their paws to touch them from time to time. One of them was very naughty and wanted to grab it. He licked his mouth hair.
Wang Yiming: My boss has amazing skills in raising chickens, and the chickens are squatting one by one waiting for him to lick them.
As soon as the Weibo was updated, the fans exploded: I just want to ask, if you have time to raise chickens, when will you live broadcast? !
Wang Yiming: ... Wait until the boss has had enough chicken.
Comment: Fart! Those who have seen cats and dogs, but have never seen chickens!
Wang Yiming was also aggrieved, the boss is really screwing!
After Yan Ran had had enough of the little yellow chicken, he took a five-meter-long bamboo pole from the yard, picked it up and left the house.
Catch fish and cook!
He wants to use this bamboo pole to show human beings what is the real technique of catching fish. Chicken is not edible, today I will make a table of fish and have a whole fish feast!
He didn't know that as soon as he walked out of the house, a vortex appeared in the water in the fish tank. This was caused by the spiritual pressure of the big monster. A big monster used this place as a landing point, tearing up the space and leaving a spiritual force here as a mark.
And there are no more than three big monsters with the power to tear apart space in China!
The author has something to say: Yan Ran: "I want to let humans know that my ability to catch fish is amazing and endless!" ╮(‵▽′)╭
Qin Jinxiang: "The first time we met, his table was full of my people."▼_▼
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