Yan Ran put the phone up, and with a flick of his body, he had already entered the interior of Yunliang Mountain. At this time, the phone vibrated again. Yan Ran took it out in disgust, and muttered impatiently: "What's the matter? I want to eat spiced roast Koi?"
Unexpectedly, the message was sent by Juan: The National 11 Agricultural Promotion Channel contacted me and wanted to ask you to do a program, the experience of young people in the countryside to start a business and get rich by raising fish. I will go to your village next Sunday. Do you have time
Yan Ran: Yes! ! !
It's about to be on the national stage, and fish farming can also be on the national stage. Who else would dare to say that fish farming is worthless? Who said that he is the most careless entertainer in the entire entertainment circle, he can be on the national stage! Not great!
With excitement, Yan Ran rushed to Qin Jinli's villa and shouted excitedly: "Brother Yu! I'm going to be on the national stage!!"
Jiang Yan said with a smile: "Master Yan is amazing!"
Yan Ran looked up upstairs, "Where's Brother Yu? Up there?"
Jiang Yan pointed upstairs, the smile on his face gradually faded, "Sir, I haven't eaten for several days, and I haven't gone downstairs."
"what?!"
"You haven't come these few days, so he hasn't eaten and has been sleeping all the time." Jiang Yan frowned and sighed sadly, "Except Young Master Yan, Mr. Yan won't listen to anyone's advice."
Yan Ran thumped in his heart, and ran upstairs anxiously, this wayward fish! If he doesn't come, he won't eat. It's hard for him to grow into a normal creature. After a few days, he will return to his original appearance, and he still wants to become a fairy
Yan Ran pushed open the door of Qin Jinli's bedroom, saw the person sleeping on the bed, and rushed over angrily, "Wake up! Lazy fish!"
Qin Jinli opened his misty eyes, stretched out his arms and hugged Yan Ran tightly, closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
Yan Ran couldn't get up even though he pressed the pillow, his chin rested on the top of Qin Jinli's head, and pressed hard, "Wake up, wake up! Have you been sleeping for several days? Didn't eat a mouthful of food, didn't drink a mouthful of water, what are you doing?" Is it so annoying?" Yan Ran became angrier as she spoke, "Do I really want to find a rope to tie you to my belt in the future when you look like this? You just look like this if you don't look at you!"
Qin Jinli opened his eyes and said lazily, "Tie it up."
Yan Ran got angry and gnawed on Qin Jinli's forehead, leaving behind a row of neat imprints. If it could be tied, he would have tied it long ago! This time, Yan Ran made a decision that he could never leave Qin Jinli alone, at most one day, otherwise the fish would go to the sky.
"Get up! I'll make you something to eat and sleep at night!" Yan Ran struggled a few times, but still couldn't get up, and said helplessly, "Let me go."
Qin Jinli still hugged her tightly, turned over, pressed Yan Ran on the bed, and buried her head on Yan Ran's neck and shoulders, not getting enough sleep.
Yan Ran blushed, he didn't think there was anything wrong with it before, he often made such a fuss, after his identity changed, he suddenly realized that this posture was not right, it was too intimate. Yan Ran pushed, but didn't push the person on her body. With a flash of evil spirit, she turned into a cat, and Qin Jinli happened to put it under her head, turning into a cat pillow. Qin Jinli had to raise his head, opened his eyes, and hugged Yan Ran, unable to sleep.
Yan Ran pressed Qin Jinli's forehead with soft paw pads, and his helpless tone implied tolerance and pampering that he couldn't hear, "I've heard of people who hibernate, but I haven't heard of people who sleep like this in summer. "
Qin Jinli touched the rune between Yan Ran's eyebrows, and looked at him with gentle eyes, "I once slept for three hundred years."
Yan Ran patted him with the paw pad speechlessly, "You are amazing!"
Qin Jinli grabbed the tricky little paw, and said earnestly: "It still takes a little spiritual energy, and the runes on the top of the head will be fully formed. Don't leave my sight."
Yan Ran raised his claws to cover his forehead, and also realized that his future may not be very safe. The grandparents in the Demon Valley have told him many times that his ability will easily attract the covetousness of bad guys, and he will be arrested if he doesn't practice well. Get up and put in a cage. Recently, he has grown up a bit, and his cat shape already weighs more than five catties. Compared with normal cats, he is considered very small, but judging from the runes, if he is only one catty at most, he will not grow at all. Yan Ran leaned her head on the pillow, thinking of this, she wanted to collapse, what the hell is it not growing any longer!
No matter what, you have to be like Shuaibai!
The handsome white cat weighs 12 pounds!
What the hell is he half the size of a normal cat!
Meow!
Grandpa's body is an orange cat, and after the day after tomorrow, he has grown to a height of more than one meter! It was agreed that he would be a race blessed by the heavens, so why didn't the heavens let him grow up? !
Qin Jinli was amused by Yan Ran's loveless appearance, and comforted with a smile: "It's ok, your ID card will always be 22 years old."
"Wouldn't it be troublesome to change the ID card once a year!" Yan Ran patted the pillow aggrieved.
Qin Jinli thought of another question, "The legal age for marriage requires men to be no younger than 22 years old."
Yan Ran's ears twitched in an instant, and he lay motionless on his stomach, his heart pounding, what does Brother Yu mean
Qin Jinli said seriously: "Let's change the ID card to 23 years old."
Yan Ran: "..."
Qin Jinli patted the cat's butt, "Become a human, I have something to tell you."
Yan Ran hurriedly crawled twice and got under the pillow, "No change! Just say what you want, I'll listen."
For cats, only with fur protects the body can they feel safe.
Qin Jinli grabbed the cat by its hind legs and pulled Yan Ran out from under the pillow, turning him into a human in a second.
Yan Ran changed back in embarrassment, jumped into Qin Jinli's arms, and held Qin Jinli's face with her paws, "You say it like this, I don't feel pressured when you say that."
Qin Jinli hugged the cat in his arms helplessly, and under the expectant and somewhat bewildered eyes of the clear cat eyes, he lowered his head, and his thin lips touched the kitten's pink mouth, "From now on From now on, you will be my cat."
"Before, you also... said that." Yan Ran licked his mouth, stared blankly at the person in front of him, his mind completely exploded, and went blank.
"It's not the same, it's different before and now." Qin Jinli changed Yan Ran back into a human form with a smile, hugged and sat on his lap, looked at the stupid cat that hadn't reacted yet, bowed his head and kissed it again, letting Yan Ran digest After this kiss, watching Yan Ran's face turn into a mass of blush visible to the naked eye, he pinched Yan Ran's face lightly, and told him slowly: "You have already proposed, if you dare to play me, I will cut the whole thing off." Kunlun Mountain."
Yan Ran was so frightened that the fur on his tail exploded, "I dare not!!!"
Anyway, I have already proposed in a daze. As a cat with a backbone, now Yan Ran has no ability to struggle after being frightened like this, so just propose. Anyway, the relationship has been determined to be like this, and I will work hard to make money and marry fish in the future. elder brother!
For Kunlun Mountain, I have to work hard to make money and marry Brother Yu!
Qin Jinli petted the cat's head and was amused, "I'm teasing you, stupid cat."
Yan Ran: "..."
"I'm going to make you into a sweet and sour koi!!" Yan Ran was furious, and her two front paws used Qin Jinli's chest as a scratching post. What kind of fish is this! What's the use of keeping fish that don't respect the food chain? !
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Yan Ran's new house was built exactly the same as the previous one in order not to arouse doubts in the village. Taking advantage of the dead of night, four spirit turtles carried the new house over, wanting to carry away the house that had been lived by "outsiders" before.
Yan Ran was still very reluctant, "Where are you going to be carried?"
The boss of the turtle: "Take it to the sea and throw it away!"
Everything that the husband doesn't like, is thrown into the sea, it's the custom.
Yan Ran discussed with them pitifully, "I'll give you the house, but you have to keep the things for me. My farm can also be used! If it doesn't work, it can be sold in the second-hand market."
The boss of the turtle asked in confusion: "...Master Yan, why are you so picky?"
Yan Ran: "...I'm poor! I'm in debt!"
The four spirit turtles sent the electrical appliances inside to the farm. Before leaving, they kindly advised Yan Ran, "What's so terrible about debts? The master has plenty of money. You can ask him for it. He doesn't even know if he has a lot of money. How much property do you have?"
Hearing these words, Yan Ran was not only not comforted, but the whole cat withered. How much money would he have to earn to marry Brother Yu? !
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When the appointed time came, the program team of the National TV Agricultural Channel arrived on time at nine o'clock in the morning.
Yan Ran and Wang Yiming were already waiting at the fish farm, surrounded by two wolf dogs and a group of cats.
When the program crew got out of the car, they all laughed when they saw the group of cuties behind Yan Ran. The film crew leading the team was called Wang Rui, a very cheerful person, and asked with a smile, "Is this considered your specialty here?"
"Forget it." Yan Ran narrowed his eyes, "The cats I raise are all well-behaved and understand human nature. The big dogs are also obedient and can help people carry things."
Laiqian and Laiqian looked down at the two water bottle bags hanging around their necks, meaning: Look, we can help bring water.
Wang Yiming added: "They are really well-behaved and will help collect the nets."
The two big dogs immediately raised their heads and raised their chests, giving their father a long face, and it could be heard that they were praising them.
The reporter snapped photos of them, and the young lady couldn't control Furry at all.
The original intention of this program is to introduce agricultural knowledge to people. I have previously filmed raising cattle, pigs, chickens, mushrooms, foxes, rabbits, and scorpions. Anyway, they raise and shoot anything that can make money. The purpose of filming Yan Ran's fish farming to get rich is to ask Yan Ran to introduce some things about the fish farm.
For this aspect, Yan Ran really didn't know much about it, so it was Wang Yiming's turn.
Wang Yiming is very clear about everything here.
From the establishment of this fish farm to how it works, how it works, how many fish it can raise, and how much it can harvest, Wang Yiming explained everything clearly. Yan Ran followed him, handed Wang Yiming water, and patted Wang Yiming's dog with satisfaction. Shoulder, when people were not paying attention, he praised his Mr. shit shovel officer fiercely: "Amazing! Great! If someone pays a high price to dig you, I will definitely scratch him to death!" In the end, he threatened him severely Down.
Wang Yiming took a sip of water and was almost missed by him, "Stop making trouble, I won't leave if you let me go."
No boss can trust him like Yan Ran, no matter how much money he makes, let him operate by himself, without blinking his eyes for millions.
After recording for more than an hour, I finally finished recording this program. It is said that I will edit it into 20 minutes to play when I go back, and finally give Yan Ran, who is the boss, half a minute of interview time.
Yan Ran thought for a while, and said deeply: "I just want to raise fish and sell them. I can buy more and better fish after I earn money. My life is to eat fish. The only wish at present is to give me the promise I made before. We repaired the road quickly, it is really inconvenient for buses to come and go, and we also want to promote local tourism, but unfortunately, there is no money to build roads."
After the interview, the host couldn't help shaking her hands. She had heard from her classmates that interviewing Yan Ran would make people feel angry and funny, and she didn't follow the routine at all. Now she understood.
Yan Ran also specifically asked: "Don't cut this passage for me, I am really short of money, and I really want to repair that section of the road."
Both the host and the film crew nodded in agreement, "Don't worry, this part will never be cut!"
It was noon after the recording, and Wang Yiming warmly invited everyone, "Let's go, let's go to the farm for dinner together. We are friends when we meet, and we will come to play often in the future!"
Without any explanation, Wang Yiming brought the program crew to the restaurant with a few people. There was a private room on the second floor, and a table of distinctive farm dishes was served. After the meal, Wang Yiming and the entire program team became buddies. Son.
Yan Ran had slipped away a long time ago, there was no other way, as soon as he left, Qin Jinli didn't eat or drink and only slept, Yan Ran was worried, and was completely hooked by a fish.
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As the first cat to be on the national TV station by raising fish, Yan Ran has already swelled and walked like a wind. As soon as this show was broadcast, he immediately became a local celebrity, and he was also the number one in the Internet celebrity circle and the entertainment circle. A person who is on the national TV agricultural channel.
The elders and aunts of the whole Dawang Village just blow it up when they meet everyone, boasting about Yan Ran's existence in the sky and the earth, all they need to do is beat the gongs and drums and blow the trumpet, put big red flowers on Yan Ran, and pull a few banners, pennants and so on. Fluttering in the wind, let everyone know that Yan Ran from their village is on the national stage.
After such a commotion, the news spread throughout the ten miles and eight villages, and then spread from ten miles and eight villages to the city. Even the people in the provincial capital knew that the farm at the foot of Yunliang Mountain was owned by a big star, and it was even on the national stage. Pollution base.
The construction team in the county came the next day with tools: build the road!
In order to drive the economic development of the entire county, it must be built here first!
Wang Yiming just wanted to hehe. He begged so many times before that he would repair it for others after the repair was completed. If he hadn't been free before, Wang Yiming really wouldn't believe it.
Sure enough, celebrity effects are useful no matter when. To save money, effort and worry, just for this, the boss has to work hard to earn enough fame. Wang Yiming even wants Yan Ran to go out and act in another play. It would be best if he can come back with an actor, so that his reputation will be even bigger. His fans alone can make the business of the whole farm go up.
After Yan Ran appeared on CCTV, the major entertainment media also reported this as a joke, saying that Yan Ran is the most unprofessional entertainer, and he even made a name for himself by raising fish and appeared on the National Agricultural TV Station. Now, Yan Ran has been promoted again, and many fans and melon-watching netizens ridiculed that Yan Ran is definitely the best fish breeder among celebrities.
Those friends in Yan Ran's entertainment circle also teased him out of fear that the world would not be chaotic, saying that he was so good at raising fish, that he should not come out to act in the future, and just raise fish in the ravine.
The director also asked him when he would come out to take on the show, why is he so idle with such good acting skills? I really hate iron but not steel!
Taking advantage of the heat, Yan Ran begged his second grandfather to find the terrible fifth grandfather to make a calculation, and found a good and auspicious day for full opening!
The accommodation area is ready for reservations, and Yan Ran also drew a prize on Weibo. The lucky one who forwarded it before will receive the voucher sent by Yan Ran soon.
Wang Yiming counted the customers who made reservations, and was shocked by the number of reservations. The farm will soon enter the hot stage!
The current manpower must be too busy, and most of the people in the farm now have the strength and strength to do farm work, but they can't do the service staff. There are quite a few goblins, so Wang Yiming suggested: "Just recruit goblins. Goblins are full of energy and don't feel tired. It's convenient to talk together."
Upon hearing this, Yan Ran happily patted Wang Yiming's dog's head, and said in agreement: "What you said makes sense, listen to you!"
Wang Yiming covered his head with one hand, and wanted to return the paw with the other hand, but Yan Ran's paw smashed back before hitting Yan Ran. When a cat fights with a dog, it is always the cat that moves the fastest. Wang Yiming just raised his hand, and Yan Ran slapped his paws several times. Seeing that Wang Yiming couldn't beat him, he put his head in his hands, stood up and ran, Yan Ran caught up with him in a flash, paw paw paw, and asked very arrogantly: "Do you still dare to fight back? Do you know that master fighting back is a capital offense?"
Wang Yiming was amused. Yan Ran was very polite and polite when talking to others. Every time he talked to him, he wanted to move his paws. How did he chase Yan Ran and bite him when he was a child? Take a bite!
Zhang Xiaoba and She Yue passed by, saw Yan Ran and Wang Yiming, you slap me, I slap you ten times, Zhang Xiaoba asked: "Your brother is fighting with Wang Yiming, don't you need to take care of it?"
She Yue shrugged, "What's the matter? It's not like my brother can't beat him."
Zhang Xiaoba opened his mouth, he had nothing to say, what he meant was, go stop your brother! Why are cats all over the place? Fierce!
Over there, Yan Ran and Wang Yiming suddenly stopped their hands for some reason, and the two returned to normal in a second. Goblin pass?"
Wang Yiming was stunned, he didn't know anything, and he hadn't taught him anything.
Yan Ran patted Wang Yiming's head again, "I'll take you to handle it! Go now!"
The two of them got on their bicycles and went to the county town!
Zhang Xiaoba: "..."
She Yue spread her hands, "The two of them were like this when they were young. A dozen can last a day. It's fine if we agree. If Wang Yiming didn't suddenly go crazy one day and chased my brother to bite him, Uncle Wolf wouldn't ask Grandpa to seal his memory. Let him be a decent human being."
Zhang Xiaoba was puzzled, "Why did you let him be an ordinary person? Wouldn't it be pitiful to be kept secret like this?"
She Yue sneered, and a bit of sarcasm flashed in his eyes, "Maybe this is fatherly love. Parents want their children to grow up safely. Since they can't control their own spiritual power, they use external force to control it. Sometimes They don't care if the child agrees or not."
Zhang Xiaoba sensitively sensed that when She Yue kicked his parents, his tone was not right, so he closed his mouth wisely and stopped asking.
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Yan Ran brought Wang Yiming to the town, and found a very unremarkable shop in a small alley. The old man at the door glanced at them lazily, and asked hoarsely, "What do you want to buy?"
Yan Ran was afraid that he might not be able to hear clearly, so he moved closer and said, "Senior, we need to register!"
The old man lazily raised his eyelids, "Register at the Civil Affairs Bureau, I'm not in charge of registration here."
Yan Ran curled his lips, took out the jade piece hanging around his neck, and shook it at the old man. The powerful murderous aura on the jade piece was intertwined with good luck, and the old man was almost out of breath. Knowing that the little demon in front of him is not easy to provoke, he quickly stood up tremblingly, and said to Yan Ran and Wang Yiming: "You two, please follow me."
Wang Yiming looked at the jade piece curiously, "It looks amazing, let me see what it is?"
Yan Ran hurriedly put the piece of jade into his bosom, careful not to show it, "This is a token of love from my daughter-in-law. Without it, my daughter-in-law will not marry me."
Wang Yiming just wanted to slap his face, "Just like you, you still want to marry a wife, aren't you afraid that your brother will tear you apart?"
Yan Ran rolled his eyes in contempt, he didn't understand this kind of single dog.
The old goblin had already found the registration stamp, took out the registration booklet, and asked, "Who registered?"
Wang Yiming leaned over, "I, my name is Wang Yiming, I should be considered a wolf."
It was probably the first time that the old demon saw a demon who couldn't distinguish his own species, and subconsciously looked at him and frowned, "Is the blood not pure?"
Wang Yiming's expression froze, "Impure can't be registered?"
"Yes," the old goblin looked at Yan Ran in embarrassment, still very afraid of the thing hanging around his neck, "I personally don't discriminate against half-goblins, but I have to make a mark when registering, maybe in the future There are many restrictions on many benefits."
Wang Yiming's face darkened, so what exactly is he
Yan Ran's face turned cold immediately, and he slapped the table angrily, "Why! Isn't this discriminating against half-demons? Register a normal one for me! I know this is handled by your hosts themselves. I listen to the internal management department. The big goblin said it!"
When the old demon heard the demon inside, he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, took out the green notebook that was exactly the same as the one registered by Yan Ran, put the yellow notebook that Zhang took out, and whispered: "This time, I will give the little one a book. Young master save face, don't tell others when you go out."
Yan Ran urged: "Hurry up."
Wang Yiming was more benevolent and looked at Yan Ran with a frown. Does this count as force coercion
Yan Ran winked at him, signaling to rest assured, he had already inquired about it a long time ago, it is like this inside the goblins, the strong are respected, why is Brother Yu so mad and so bad-tempered, and there are so many goblins fawning on him, just Because his ability is relatively strong, so when you see a goblin, you must hold up your aura, don't be afraid, be tough!
Before he heard that Cen Tongen's uncle was from the management department, so he purposely inquired about how to register for a half-demon like Wang Yiming. Yan Ran heard what Cen Tongen said, but in fact, the upper management of the management department didn't care about the half-demon at all. After all, the half-demon lived for a short time and issued you a certificate. When the life is over, the aura on the certificate will disappear, so it will be useless. Generally, in this case, it is either to save face, or to give the manager some money. Yan Ran is so poor that he is reluctant to waste a penny, so he directly uses the jade piece Qin Jinli gave him to tell the other party with his breath: There is someone above me. , give me a good one!
The old goblin registered Wang Yiming as a wolf tribe, and sent a normal notebook. Yan Ran checked it after receiving it, watched the old goblin enter the data into the computer, and praised the old goblin with a smile: "What a good goblin who is in charge. !"
The old goblin smiled flatteringly, "Thank you, young master, for your compliment."
Yan Ran led Wang Yiming out swaggeringly, rode a bicycle, used spiritual energy, and went home swiftly.
On the way, I did not forget to ask Wang Yiming, "How does it feel to be surrounded by the boss?"
Wang Yiming slapped his ass, "Amazing! My master will rule the world forever!"
After returning, Yan Ran taught Wang Yiming to log on to the goblin website, and taught him how to identify his identity. After entering, he would be the same as a normal human website, breaking through the yuan wall at this level, and how to communicate or how to communicate. The door to Wang Yiming's new world was pushed open by Yan Ran, acting the same as Yan Ran did at the time, "Wow! It's all fairies! Isn't this a den of fairies?"
Yan Ran shook his feet in desperation, and began to brag, "Look, my brother posted this post, do you know my brother?"
Wang Yiming: "..."
Yan Ran's frightened expression is clearly saying: You definitely don't know, you bumpkin monster!
"My brother is a legend in the demon world. Does the King of Fortune know that? You sure don't know, and you won't understand if you tell me. Look here, he's canvassing for me. With just one word, this post will last forever. It has always been red, and every day there are many goblins who come to worship him regularly, praying for good luck. Is it because the cow is broken, or is it blowing up the sky?" Yan Ran looked at Wang Yiming with contemptuous triangular eyes and trembled, country bumpkin!
The corner of Wang Yiming's mouth twitched, "I don't know who your brother is, but I know who you are."
Yan Ran glanced at him, what
Wang Yiming was helpless, he was so close, and he still didn't look at him, is that what cats owe? "I know, you look like a dazzle, husband, mad, devil!"