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Chapter 86: Never gamble with stones again

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The foul wind on the opposite side formed a wave of air, and slapped Yan Ran and Cen Tongen, two hundred-year-old little demons, Cen Tongen subconsciously pressed Yan Ran under him, looking at him with guilt, isn't it? Brother who lives here, I want to bring you to play, but I didn't expect to be planted this time!

Yan Ran also panicked, he was the one who got Cen Tongen involved, the other party wouldn't want to kill them both! Yan Ran regretted it, and when he was full and looking for some excitement, he promised Brother Yu not to touch gambling stones, and he even got Cen Tongen involved!

"Brother Yu!" Yan Ran was so frightened that he closed his eyes, as he was about to die, he instinctively called out to the person who gave him the most sense of security, why hasn't he come yet? !

At this moment, a crimson aura rolled up the two of them and flung them into the air. A white shadow skipped across the sky, holding Yan Ran and Cen Tongen in each hand, and quickly flew higher into the sky. For the convenience of carrying, they were transformed into prototypes directly.

Immediately afterwards, the crimson light met the three chasing monsters, and directly slapped them to the ground with a crushing force. Before the opponent could react, the scarlet monster's aura shook violently, and the three monsters slammed into the cement slab Here, all the demonic energy was dissipated.

With a flash of demonic aura, Qin Jinli stood there indifferently, stepping on the three demons that fell together under his feet, and with a light touch of his toes, he heard the sound of cracking bones. The three demons were stepped out of their prototypes by this foot, and they turned out to be three bats!

Qin Jinli moved his foot away in disgust, and kicked them to Jiang Yan who followed, "Dispose of them and feed them to the dragon."

Jiang Yan laughed, Mr. hates dragons the most, and the meaning of feeding them to dragons is that they are so disgusting that they can only be fed to such disgusting creatures as dragons.

Bai Jing stopped her, "Don't throw it away, I'll take it home and teach it well, tie it up and wear it in a string."

Jiang Yan took out the rope and tied them all up.

Yan Ran, who was being carried, raised her cat's paw and was about to cry, "Brother Yu!"

Bai Jing shook the kitten in his left hand, then the kitten in his right hand, and said cheerfully: "Okay, you two, lawlessness is over, I'm really spoiling you, I don't even know how high the sky is!"

Cen Tongen also numb his paws, and turned his head to look at Yan Ran, a troubled brother. When he saw Yan Ran's cat shape, he was still in shock, but now he couldn't control it all of a sudden, "Hahahahaha! Yan Ran! Hahahahaha you are so tall! That's it! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha cuter than a bantam cat!"

Yan Ran gritted her teeth, shook her beard, and her ears turned into airplane ears: This silly bird is flapping its wings and laughing like this! So angry!

Bai Jing was originally a playful person, seeing her nephew's look of wanting to be beaten, she squinted her eyes and kindly leaned the two of them together. Paws, how fast is the cat's claws? Cats hit dogs like thunderbolts, and it's the same when fighting birds. Cen Tongen was immediately stunned by Yan Ran. The contrast was so harsh that Yan Ran grabbed several hairs!

Qin Jinli took Yan Ran, and gave Bai Jing a cold look, dissatisfied that the other party carried Yan Ran like this, hugged Yan Ran in his arms, gently stroked the blown cat hair, and smoothed the hair first.

Yan Ran's fluffy hair just collapsed, and he glared at Cen Tongen unhappily, "We can't get better, we will break up for half a month!"

This kind of plastic friendship between kindergarten children is really broken.

At this time, Bai Jing threw Cen Tongen to the ground, wearing a famous brand, the extremely handsome Young Master Cen was thrown out of human form by his uncle, Cen Tongen obviously knew what he was going to endure next, holding his head pitifully Begging for mercy: "Uncle, listen to my explanation!"

"Listen to your fart!" Bai Jing kicked Cen Tongen's ass angrily, "You bastard! You dare to come to the underground quarry to gamble on the quarry. I'll ignore everything I told you! I'll let you Have you left the fighting area? Have you been told to run around? Are you familiar with that area? If you are not good at what you are capable of, but you dare to show your strength, and your friends accompany you to death, this is the end of incompetence. If you don’t learn your skills, not only will you die, but you I can't protect anyone who cares, do you have a long memory? Do you know what to do in the future? Go back and see how I deal with you!"

It has been a matter of course since ancient times for uncles to beat nephews, and Cen Tongen is Bai Jing's descendant, and he has been spanking since he was disobedient, and he is very easy to spank.

Yan Ran felt pain in Cen Tongen's buttocks, covered his eyes with his paws, and couldn't bear to look at it. Hearing Cen Tongen's screams, he finally couldn't bear it, and pleaded for Cen Tongen, "We can't blame him entirely, who knew we would be targeted. "

Bai Jing withdrew her foot with a smile, and asked with a smile: "Then you mean, who is to blame?"

Yan Ran raised his paw and pointed at Qin Jinli without hesitation, "His enemy."

Qin Jinli had a cold face, and inexplicably had the urge to spank the cat's ass.

Bai Jing smiled and asked: "Don't be so busy pleading for him, you have to give me an explanation for taking other people's fortune?"

Yan Ran blinked, buried her head in Qin Jinli's neck, turned her back to the other party, and muttered in a low voice: "What I draw is the fortune of the bad guys, how can I protect the bad guys and not help the good guys?"

Qin Jinli slapped Yan Ran lightly on the back, and said coldly, "Admit your mistake."

Yan Ran snorted dissatisfied, and turned his head, what's wrong with him, they are all bad guys!

Qin Jinli said with a sullen face, "Yan Ran, admit your mistake."

Yan Ran was so frightened that he hugged Qin Jinli's neck and rubbed against it. A cat that can't act coquettishly is not a good cat. At this time, saving the cat's life is more important than saving face.

Qin Jinli's face was still very cold, and Yan Ran's face remained unchanged even though he was acting like a baby, "You are not the executor of justice, all the monsters in the world are like you, isn't it a mess?"

Yan Ran muttered softly: "Then you still..."

"Pfft!" Bai Jing laughed and said, "You didn't tell him, did you?"

Qin Jinli frowned, he was too lazy to say.

Bai Jing explained helplessly: "In the whole of China, there are only five people who don't have to abide by the goblin law and can do things cheaply. They are the five big goblins who created the 517 management department. Your brother is one of them. It's just that he has been too lazy to manage for so many years, and has already quit by himself. If you want to learn from him, I will give you privileges if you can beat me, so that you can beat up a monster if you see something unpleasant, and give him a paw if you see a bad guy. You have to be honest."

Yan Ran lowered his head, his paws drooped, he couldn't beat him, he chose to obey the law.

"I won't do it next time." Yan Ran held a golden ball in his paw and gave it to Bai Jing, "For the bad guy's fortune, please pay me."

Bai Jing smiled with satisfaction, "I won't let you use your abilities. It's not to protect the bad guys, but to protect you. You are a Chinese fortune cat. Don't be caught." Bai Jing took the fortune and looked at it, He gave it to Yan Ran again, "According to the formal procedure, I will take you back to educate you well. Since you know you were wrong, you have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes, and your original intention is also good, I will spare you this time, and don't make an example."

Yan Ran's eyes widened in surprise, "Then this fortune, isn't it confiscated?"

Bai Jing squinted her eyes, "You save to help those in need, don't you want to help the widowed elderly and children?"

Yan Ran shrinks her neck back in fear, looking at Qin Jinli, brother Yu, the manager is too scary, he can read minds!

The corner of Qin Jinli's mouth twitched, but without saying anything, he tore apart the space with Yan Ran in his arms, and went straight back to Yunliang Mountain.

Jiang Yan stayed to deal with the affairs of the three demons, and could not leave for the time being.

Yan Ran lay on Qin Jinli's shoulder, knowing that he would definitely be punished today, he hugged Qin Jinli pitifully and did not let go, "Brother, I'm so scared, your enemy is so scary! Why did you come to find me?" Me, I'm just a poor, helpless and weak little demon, I have no attack power, look at my nails... "

Yan Ran wanted to say that my nails were not sharp at all, so he raised his paw and looked for himself, the corner of his mouth twitched, the tip of the claw hidden in the meat pad was like a fucking fishbone, Yan Ran sighed, and directly changed the topic , "Your enemies won't all come to me in the future, I will be beaten to death by them! Why did you come so late, I'm so scared, I thought I wouldn't see you!"

Qin Jinli heard the meowing in his ear, and silently touched the top of Yan Ran's head, telling him to calm down, "Don't be afraid, it's okay."

Yan Ran was scared, "I'm scared! I almost died!"

Qin Jinli subconsciously patted him down, "You're not dead."

"No, no, I almost died!" Yan Ran clung to this topic, anyway, it was your enemy who wanted to kill me, and I almost died. If you educate me again, will you be a bit unreasonable

Qin Jinli pressed him on his lap, and said seriously: "Don't try to get away with it, you use your ability in the casino to divert the wealth of human beings, which is wrong in itself. What's more serious is that there is mixed atmosphere. How can you guarantee that no goblin will discover that you have such power?"

Yan Ran pursed her lips, she had nothing to say about this, she was playing crazy at that time, and lost her temper.

"From now on, don't leave my sight, and remember to tell me when you go out to play, don't sneak away." Qin Jinli looked at Yan Ran's big wronged eyes with a cold face, and added another sentence with a heart of stone. : "You are not allowed to gamble with stones anymore, sooner or later it will arouse the deliberate exploration of the monster race."

Yan Ran nodded aggrievedly, the whole cat was wilted, and raised his paw to swear: "From now on, I will never gamble with stones again, never run around again, and never use demonic power against humans again."

Qin Jinli touched his head, and his face softened, "Change back."

Yan Ran obediently turned into a human body, hugging the pillow and curling herself into a ball.

Qin Jinli patted him on the back lightly, comforting him, "I don't know how many people I offended before, they should all be unimportant little characters, even so, there are thousands of years of cultivation, if you don't want to die , learn how to protect yourself.”

Yan Ran let out a muffled "Yeah", and before he learned how to protect himself, he would not run away even if he was told to run away.

Compared with Cen Tongen's way of being beaten, Yan Ran felt that he was already very good. Brother Yu's so-called lesson was to say a few words, and he thought he was going to be beaten too. Thinking of Cen Tongen's miserable state of being beaten, Yan Ran felt pain in his butt.

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The next day, Yan Ran posted on Weibo, and when he saw the number of followers on Weibo, he was stunned: "Forty million???"

Yan Ran hasn't been in the entertainment industry recently. These fans all regard him as a good luck buff. They only pay attention to him after seeing his luck when he gambled on stones. Yan Ran can't laugh or cry, is he so popular? After finally finding another way to become fans, and taking in so many disciples and grandchildren, isn't it a pity to completely give up the stone gambling industry now

Yan Ran originally wanted to post a Weibo on Weibo, telling everyone that he would never gamble with stones in the future and focus on making money, but now he suddenly found a business opportunity, why didn't he take advantage of his fame to make some money? Why tell everyone that he quit? Isn't this sick

Yan Ran called Wang Yiming, "Can you clean up a yard and sell gambling stones?"

Wang Yiming was tired, "Are you still here? Just accept it when you see it! Now that you have used up your luck, what will you use in the future?"

"I won't bet on stones anymore. What I mean is, let's set up a small shop here and sell woolen materials for a thousand yuan a piece. You can contact that simple and honest shop owner, who seems to be called Chen Lilai. You can buy goods from him. Buy some good and bad ones, and whether you can buy good materials depends on the luck of the tourists. I am so famous now, can I attract many people to buy it? Has it driven the traffic of the farm?"

Wang Yiming thought for a while, then happily slapped the table, "Okay, that's right, I'll arrange an empty house for you right away!"

Yan Ran was speechless, he was right, this shit shoveler is getting more and more courageous now, and he almost can't tell his identity.

Lucky Cat loves to eat fish: I want to open a stone betting shop in the farm. I only sell wool. What kind of wool you buy depends on everyone’s luck. It’s only 1,000 yuan for a piece of wool. I wish you all a fortune in the new year~

The comments exploded immediately: Selling gambling stones? !

Good luck!

Good luck!

Wool is cheap!

I really want to go!

Next time I go to the farm, I must buy one as a mascot!

Yan Ran saw this comment, and quit Weibo with a smile. Look, he is really good at making money, and he will soon marry Brother Yu! Tall, big, handsome, capable, rich, and can help him beat bad guys and won’t grab snacks from him, brother Yu is perfect~

From the current point of view, this store can definitely be opened, the most urgent thing is to find a buddy, no, it should be the store manager! Yan Ran thought for a while about the employees in his farm, who could take on this great job, and the first thing that popped into his mind was Kong Fei, the peacock spirit with 4,500 years of cultivation.

After Yan Ran thought about it, Kong Fei is indeed a talent. He can be a man or a woman, he can be big or small, he can act like a baby, he can be cute, and he can be charming. The most important thing is that he is beautiful. When he was the shopkeeper, he could say that he was a twin. It's the elder brother, tomorrow is the younger sister, anyone can have any style they want, and anyone who doesn't know the truth will be fascinated by him.

Yan Ran immediately gave this task to Wang Yiming, "Talk to him and ask him if he wants to be promoted? Those who become shopkeepers can get a salary increase, just like those shopkeepers who share restaurants with human beings, and they will be given more bonuses every month."

Wang Yiming couldn't laugh or cry, "Boss, I don't want salary."

Yan Ran asked tentatively: "Do you want Jiang Yan's clothes? As my brother's housekeeper, Jiang Yan has been with my brother for more than a thousand years. He is full of my brother's breath. Just ask, Do you want the things Jiang Yan used, Brother Peacock?"

Wang Yiming looked around subconsciously, there was a danger of being caught by Jiang Yan for speaking ill, and when he thought of Jiang Yan's smiling expression, he felt panicked, "Won't your conscience hurt if you sell Jiang Yan like this?"

"Then how about I take out my brother's used rice bowl?"

The corner of Wang Yiming's mouth twitched, "Forget it, I'll go talk to him first."

Yan Ran encouraged: "Trust me, we will make money, Brother Peacock is definitely qualified for this role."